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   Why people need the TOEFL exams? ------ 16-Jul-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai


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Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 16-Jul-02 09:30 PM

Why people need the TOEFL exams?
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>Santa singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in
>microsoft.
>A few days later he got this reply:-
>\"Dear Mr. Singh,
>You do not meet our requirements.Please do not Send any further
>correspondance.No phone call shall be entertained.
>Thanks\"
>Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party
>
>and when all the guests had come,he said
>\"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america Mein
>
>naukri mil gayee hai.\"
>Everyone was delighted.
>Santa singh continued \"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter
>padkar
>sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main
>translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
>Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare Singh Sahab
>You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
>our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
>Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab
>letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
>No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
>shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
>Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya.
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