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Posted
on 18-Jul-02 09:15 AM
http://www.geocities.com/paketmaar
Hollywood, Bollywood & Kollywood!
Good news from Hollywood. There is a opening for all Nepalese Boka who fantasize a lot about Miss Jolie. Billy Babu Bihari is no longer very much in love with his 26 year old Budi! If you really believe in changing your partner every year or so... then Hollywood is the best place to be. ANd don't worry that you may not fit it. Look at Arnold, Jackie and if you are a gal... look at Salma, Penelope and Maybe JLO... her Bronx accent is as foreign to the cowgirls as one from Latvia.
But you have to have something that the Hollywood producers might be willing to exploit! :) Are you kidding me? 90% of these jokers want something in return and the other 10%... either they have to be a friend of your family or real good people not to take advantage of whatever you have that is is worth taking...you know what I mean? Arnold has a big body. Jackie can kick ten butts in five seconds and Salma, maybe its her salsa figure and Penelope... I see no talent in Penelope and her ANgrezi is far worse than Salma's ... althought it's better than mine! ANd about JLO... Well, JLO doesn't face any competition right now.. and I hope there is one Hispanic girl who can kick her ass or else I and my small brother will be sick of looking at JLO when I am busy pumping up the volume!
And what's up with Bollywood. Bollywood is more dangerous than Hollywood. You get not only exploited by the producers but there are those ugly looking bhai logs who either want some money or some honey! And I don't know if that 'Manisha' kidnappers killed story is real but it's not funny in a film-dom where even the BIg B is threatened every day! Although I would like to think of it as good news but I won't because Manisha isn't a great Kalakar but she does provide a source of X-inspiration to millions of Desi souls and that is something I can't to do and maybe I am jealous because I can't even Pataui a Desi girl. And I checked today's Lotto numbers. I am not the Winner so life goes on... I guess!
And what about Kollywood? :) I don't know much about our filmi industry back home but I think the Maoists do collect some chanda from filmi folks and I don't know if the Netas or some Dakas have their eyes on beautiful hero-ni[z]! But of course, not every Hero is a chor and a Hero-ni... a whore! There are great actors and actor-nis and there are folks who would do anything (??/) to be in a film. I hope to meet many 'do anything' folks in my life. God... please help me!
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| Jolie |
Posted
on 18-Jul-02 09:18 AM
Jolie is free! Yipeee
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| niraj r bhattac......... |
Posted
on 05-Sep-02 01:22 PM
don't get surprised when u hurt someone?
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| a fan of PM |
Posted
on 05-Sep-02 01:34 PM
Paketmar Sir,
Why don't you become a regular COLUMNIST of Sajha. On the front page with your picture ?
A fan of PM
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| Hercules |
Posted
on 05-Sep-02 02:09 PM
Paketmaar wrote 18 lines about Hollywood, 9 lines about Bollywood but 6 lines only about Kollywood.
That's how much every Nepali know about their country, industry, economy.
You know every little details about Arnold, Jackie, Salma etc etc, enough details about Bollywood actors but not a single details about kollywood. Wah re wah.
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| PM ko fan |
Posted
on 05-Sep-02 06:06 PM
I agree with " a fan of PM". I also sign the petition to make PM the regular columnist of Kura kani.
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