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| MadMax |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 12:51 PM
What do you call a Paki with ham on his head? Hamid! What do you call a Paki with more ham on his head? Mohammad! What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore. What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal. How do you stop a Pakistani tank ? Shoot the men who are pushing it. How do you disable Pakistani missiles ? Cut the rubber band. Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ? Neither has Pakistan. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ? The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? Put it in water. Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ? The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea? Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ? Somebody stole the book. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do? Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani? A Doberman. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying? His lips are moving. What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
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| sick of bigots |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 03:43 PM
What makes you think that sort of base and racist stuff is acceptable here. I find it totally unacceptable. "NIGGA?" You must be kidding me, right?! To any white American YOU are a friggin' NIGGA! You are laughing at the expense of Pakistanis and Muslims. Wait till a klansman comes to your door to burn a cross and drag you out. What are you going to do.... say "hey, I'm not one of THEM!" People like you are what the KKKs count on to breed hate and perpetuate injustices from within minority communities! Learn to think for your self and make decisions for your self and judge people as individuals. After reading the various threads here, an outsider could very well conclude that Nepalis are disgusting, provincial, bigoted, sexist, stupid, uneducated and dumb. And I am amazed how many visitors to this site have participated in threads calling Pakistanis all sorts of Names. Well my dear country men and women, I suggest you go look in the mirror. Most likely than not, you look more like an Iqbal or a Mohammad than say a Tom or a John! If the next bomb goes off on some public building here in the States and they suspect a Muslim, just know that you better stay indoors and keep your front door barred. Because it won't matter to the locals that you claim not be one of them. Maybe you think saying all these jokes about pakistanis will set you apart?! Think again.
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| Stuffed Doll |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 03:54 PM
If indeed another incident like the 911 takes place, I'll be wearing an "Ohm" badge, or I might be waving a flag with the sentence, "I am Hindu. Don't kill me!" written on it.
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 04:19 PM
WHOEVER THEF*&K YOU ARE - I KNOW YOU ARE A SANDNIGGER LOVER OR PERHAPS YOU ARE A MUSLIM. DON'T GIVE ME THAT RIGHTEOUS BULL - SAVE THOSE FOR YOURSELF YOU DUMB B*&CH. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY POSTING - F*#K YOU. ++++++ CRAP WRITTEN BY SOME DUMB RIGHTEOUS PUNK ++++++++++++++++ Subject: PAKI NIGGA JOKES Date: 21-Jul-02 Posted By: sick of bigots Message: What makes you think that sort of base and racist stuff is acceptable here. I find it totally unacceptable. "NIGGA?" You must be kidding me, right?! To any white American YOU are a friggin' NIGGA! You are laughing at the expense of Pakistanis and Muslims. Wait till a klansman comes to your door to burn a cross and drag you out. What are you going to do.... say "hey, I'm not one of THEM!" People like you are what the KKKs count on to breed hate and perpetuate injustices from within minority communities! Learn to think for your self and make decisions for your self and judge people as individuals. After reading the various threads here, an outsider could very well conclude that Nepalis are disgusting, provincial, bigoted, sexist, stupid, uneducated and dumb. And I am amazed how many visitors to this site have participated in threads calling Pakistanis all sorts of Names. Well my dear country men and women, I suggest you go look in the mirror. Most likely than not, you look more like an Iqbal or a Mohammad than say a Tom or a John! If the next bomb goes off on some public building here in the States and they suspect a Muslim, just know that you better stay indoors and keep your front door barred. Because it won't matter to the locals that you claim not be one of them. Maybe you think saying all these jokes about pakistanis will set you apart?! Think again.
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| sick of bigots |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 06:52 PM
BIGOT!BIGOT!BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just because you swear and yell lounder than everyone else doesn't mean you are right! People like you are what is wrong with this world! I hope you guys get what you deserve. Where did you learn all this sand nigger stuff? From some "native" American no doubt... someone who calls you some other variation of sandnigger behind your back probably. I did not like you posting, so fu.cking what! Go and FU.CK you self, bigot! You think callign someone a bit.ch is a bad. Think again. I'd rather be a bit.ch than a loser bigot like YOU!! Oh year, and Stuffed Dolled, lot of people know what "om" stands for! Sure thing! Hindu! Ha! As if! We'll see were your pathetic cris will get you.
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| stuffed doll |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 07:08 PM
" year, and Stuffed Dolled, lot of people know what "om" stands for! Sure thing! Hindu! Ha! As if! We'll see were your pathetic cris will get you" That was supposed to be a joke...
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| sick of bigots |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 07:50 PM
Okay... sorry didn't get your joke. Glad to know that it WAS intended as a joke!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 21-Jul-02 08:20 PM
THE DUMB ASS FINALLY GOT IT... TUBE LIGHT???
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