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Posted
on 26-Jul-02 06:11 AM
This is a letter from a Sardarni (mother) to her son... It is quite funny!!
Hello son!
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well
there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you
cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your
dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from
home, so we moved 20
miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last
Sardar who stayed here took
the house numbers with them for their new house so
they would not have to
change their address. Hopefully by next week we will
be able to take our
earlier address Plate here, so that our address will
remain same too.
This place is really nice.It even has a washing
machine,situated right above
the commode. I am not sure it works too well. Last
week I put in 3 shirts,
pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The
weather here isn't too bad.
It rained only twice last week. The first time it
rained for 3 days and
second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said
it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
buttons, so we cut them off and
put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting The
grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside.The
manager is bad. He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed
in this club.We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found
out whether it is a girl
or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or
Uncle.
Your uncle, fell in a the nearby well. Some
men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated him and he
burned for three days.
Your best friend, is no more. He died
trying to fulfil his
fathers last wishes. His father had wished to be
buried in the sea after he
died. And your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his
father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much
has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S : Son, I was going to send you some money but
by the time I realized, I
had already sealed off this letter.
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| LAUGH |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 06:39 AM
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to flyto Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.He promptly filled
the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
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CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.Finally a search is
being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him
killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily
exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds,"It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.His sardar boss sees
him and asks,"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot thingshot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in
Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was
getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?(he
already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.They were planning
for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point,"Oh..we'll get Punjabfrom India but how would we
develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA,it would take
over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll
automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did
not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy.
The surd replied,"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE
TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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| sanjay |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 07:08 AM
sardar jee in kath,,,
Once a Sardar went to Kath, got down in gangabu bus park. after asking to some nepali mitras,, he discovered that no. 2 bus will take him to the city central station. he was new and though to inform the conductor that he wants to get down in the central park. The conductor replied,, when the place comew,, i will call u. so go and take the seat.
The bus moved along the ring-road to Chabahil, gaushala and so on. Every stop the conductor shouted the stop name.Baneswor,, one lady got down. Babar mahal, one guy got down, maitighar one lady down. then the bus stopped one stop ahead. the conductor shouted,, Singh Durbar,,,, THe sardar jee got up from his seat and shouted,, SINGH DURBAR NAHI,, DURBA SINGH HE MERA NAAM" and then got down of the bus.
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| heights kancha |
Posted
on 14-Aug-02 08:52 PM
Q: what did a sardarji say when he saw a banana skin in front of him?
A: "aaj phir girna padega sala"
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saradarji and his beautiful sister were walking when the stopped by the nearby shop. As they were about to leave one of the guys sitting outside the shop said "arey sardarji aap ki biwi ko bahut sundar hey" upon hearing this the sardarji turns around and in a very angry voice replies " BIWI HOGI TERI MERI TO YEH BEHEN HEY"
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Q: what do u see when u look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: the back of his head
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Q: how does a sardarji try ko kill a bird?
A: he throws it off a cliff
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"sardarji look look a dead bird" sardar looks at the sky and says "where where?"
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more to come later....
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| Hawinder Singh Sandhu |
Posted
on 15-Aug-02 08:41 AM
Bahandi Phuddi,
Stop the fricking Bakwas......why don't you start by making some stupid Gorkhe jokes.....don't you know that Sardars are very hard-working and FYI, preetty smart people. We almost own a quarter of Canada, have been successsful all around the world...as doctors, engineers, businessmen.
Khalsa
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| anepalikt |
Posted
on 15-Aug-02 08:47 AM
You guys are so stupid and inane! Buddhu haru.
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| heights kancha |
Posted
on 15-Aug-02 12:48 PM
hawinder singh cool down dude....it's just a joke...... we literally don't mean it.... a few laughs that's all..and ooh about posting gorkey jokes sure if ya have some yer most wel come ta post it im sure i would enjoy laughing going thro em BTW i think they already have some gorkhey jokes posted somewhere called "dude is nepali" or something like that ....don't take this too personally mun.... and yeah this was supposed ta be a JOKE corner incase ya missed it....and i don't wanna start any long threads like the others do..... so ummm PEACE sardar brother O mine.....
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| joke |
Posted
on 15-Aug-02 02:46 PM
Two sardars, Tony & Jackie, were walking with their dogs.
Q.
What were their dog's name?
A.
Hawinder Singh & Gurwinder Singh
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