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| deep |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 02:10 PM
Lola
What did I do?
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Kya bore! Koi aa haina!
I was holding two lolas (water balloons) inside my jacket and was scanning around in all direction for a girl. No girl was daring to venture out. I knew this time of the year it was quite risky to come out and roam in our tole especially in the area where I was standing with lolas for any girls.
Dhara bata pani bhanya tyam ma naaauni. Had no tyanki at home then. So, it was a hard and very laborious job to prepare lolas. Karuwama paani, rang aru aru je payo tyahi halyo ani tooti ma belun rakhera karuwako mukhma afno mukh halera bal-layera dui char wata belun fukda gand niskela jasto huni. Ringatai lagni. My fingers were gently running over tyasto mehnat garera fukya few lolas . It was heartbreaking to see such precious lolas missing the target, tarunis, and hitting at unintended place eg. an abandon kattu by a parkhal or gham tapira stray dog…etc.
^&*& jasto. Koi aa haina.
Then I saw a girl coming towards us. Parkas dai was busy playing kauda with some of his junior friends. Few more chan chunes (kids) were watching them play. Nobody saw her coming our way. She was mine. But still I had to secure her for me. So, I asked Prakas dai, “Dai euta keti aaude chhe, handim lola?” without looking at me he asked, “ko keti?”. I didn’t know who she was. “Chinya chhaina”, I answered. “Handenta uso bhe, ke heri ranchhas”, he authorized. I wanted to wait few more seconds and let her advance further closer. I looked at her again. She was close enough.
One thing amazed me though. How could she walk with so much confidence in that area when she knew the entire area is infested with lola dudes. I quickly decided not to ponder much on that and swiftly engaged myself in what I was waiting for all that time. One after another, I projected without any discrimination-color and/or plain water lola at her. She was all wet. She was standing there on the street like a statue looking awful. Obviously she was more wet on two spots – my prime targets. Her face was all black, courtesy of some black color lolas that landed on her head. She looked at me. She probably couldn’t believe what I did to her.
I was ecstatic. She made my day! I was laughing out loud. Couple of other guys came to witness the scene. Instead of laughing they gave me a weird look. When they didn’t laugh, I got scared.
Prakas dai, Jayaram called him. “What do you want”, Prakas dai asked without looking at him. Since Jayaram said nothing, Prakas dai looked at him and asked again, “ke chahiyo?”. Jayaram was not saying anything. He just shifted his eyes from Prakas dai to that girl then to me and back to Prakasdai. She was still standing there like a pillar. I was randomly looking at that victim girl, Jayaram, couple of other guys, and Prakas dai .
Prakas dai came over.
He, Prakasdai, looked at me with his sharp eyes. I got scared. “Hyeeeeeeee Mu&^…..” he said. I looked into his eys. Got highly scared because I saw anger rapidly gathering and dancing in his eyes. I felt like he actually was quickly trying to decide what to do with me. Just a lecture or dui char rankida chadan with ghatak lat haru or the combination of both, or…something else? He was in that momentary pause mode and looked confused. I was ready to back off and rapidly thinking over decent exit strategy.
My god! Prakas dai is mad. But what the ^&&% did I do? It was him who had authorized for lolas. What the *&^% was he mad for?
Ani bawal bhayo……
On my way home, I was saying to myself…..^&*%jasto, malai ke thaha tyo mu*& keti….
Kya barbad…. Prakas dai ko bahini re chhe ‘n ta…...
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| cp |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 03:44 PM
:(
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| oys_chilll |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 03:51 PM
Very realistic deep bro,
aroo lai garda maja aaucha..afu lai parda rato hariyo pahelo :P..reminds me of a dude in my school who'd go on teasing all the gals and then fighting with his friends saying that they couldn't tease the next gal coming as she was related to him...reality bites!
marmik sandarvik katha deep bro..another good one!
oys
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 05:03 PM
Yet another funny work from Deepji. Thank you for good weekend gift. Tara lolaa
bharna teti gaaro ta nahunu parne. paani haalne ani phukne gare ta bhaihaalne
haina ra?
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| deep |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 06:07 PM
oys_chilll, Thanks bro.
Biswoji,
*Tara lolaa
bharna teti gaaro ta nahunu parne. paani haalne ani phukne gare ta bhaihaalne
haina ra? *
Hareeee, kina tyasto sajilo hunthyo ni. Garne ta tyahi paani halne ani fukne ho tara tyati sajilo pani kaha ho ra? sukeka ti sana belun ma kasari pani halnu? ki ta mukh ma pani halera bal-purvak pani le belun fuknu parthyo..tara tyo prakriya pani na ta efficient thiyo na effective. Karuwa bata bharne was better. mukhma pani kehi halna naparne. tara bal garnu parthyo.
Of course, dhara bata bharna sajilo hunthyo tara hamro tole ma certain time ma matrai paani aauthyo dinbhari haina.
Yo "lola" khali lola ko matrai katha haina. na ta aru haru ko kalpanik katha ho .......bhaigo aru nabhanau hola.
Anyway, Thank you for your comment Biswoji. I am glad you liked it.
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| jira |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 06:58 PM
Deep! keep on posting...
tyo karuwa ko tutti ma ballon halera kuta bata phookney nee ?
tyasto thulo opening bata phookna lai mookh ta hiranyaksshipu ko jatro nai po thulo hunu paryo ta!!
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| deep |
Posted
on 26-Jul-02 09:30 PM
I don't know about Hiranyakasyapu (I swear I have never ever seen that dude) but it's not that difficult. I have a karuwa right here right infront of me (do you have one?) and I am looking at it right now. Don't understand why the heck do we need hiranyakashyapu to blow a balloon out of it? any non-hiranya bro/sis can do it. If you have a karuwa (not the one with big mouth - ghati herera had nilne bhanya jasto afno mukh herera karuwako mukh channe) then try putting a balloon over tuti and blow air through the karuwako mukh. It works. If it does not, let me know. I can show how it works to you.
Thanks for your encouraging words, Jira.
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 27-Jul-02 10:41 AM
Jira ji,
Karuwa phukna tira lagya ho ki ke ho?
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| jra |
Posted
on 27-Jul-02 11:37 AM
Sparsha ji!
Karuwa phukne takut aba chaina ma sunga ...yo ..umer ma, 2/3 wata lola bharunjale summa ta respirator nai lyawunu purcha
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