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| MadMax |
Posted
on 28-Jul-02 10:18 AM
An IT Husband
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 07:59 PM
that reminded me of "Office Space" ...... don't ask why, I am known to drift off on a tangent .....
Remeber that ultra famous line .......this frustrated software engineer looks at a jammed printer with message "PC load letter .....what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Why I find that so funny ..... dunno...... watch the movie sathi ho ..... a lil off-color humorous movie ......
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| agree |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 08:30 PM
I liked this movie but the ending was je payo tei....but overall, it was a fun movie, especially for techies.
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| Tiwari |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 10:22 PM
To " Mad Max "
Lato Mad Max. Don't you have anything to do in you life?
What do you mean by "Mad Max"
Is this mean?
Mad <---- Stupid
Max <---- Marxist Lennin
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