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| koolgal |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 06:54 AM
A visit to a Shrink!
After a decade of 'Hi-fi Amrikan living',I have turned into a great Loser. Before coming to America (like Dai Eddie Murphy did!), I was a very confident young man. And today, I have less hair on top and more Bush-y hair all around my ass. My fear of committment has led me to run away from great relationships, like the one I had with a 20 year old crack whore, a 30 year old Stripper who convinced me that she was only doing it for some college money. Well, the problem was the she had already saved more than fifty grand but I really didn't believe that she would finish her studies and take a desk job, making far less than what she now makes in a month. And there is this other young lady who loved to blow her nose with BLOW and her daddy happened to be a FBI agent. Thank God, her pops didn't work for the DEA!
I visit my Shrink every thursday. It's a 30 minute BS for hundred bucks. And she wears a short skirt and looks like that 'madam' from the TV show about the executives @ the local waste management company in New Jersey! I don't speak English anymore. I am scared to do that. I once went to this local Mickey Ds and ordered a chicken thing but the minimum wage Chef gave me a 'Gori ko Masu'. Did I eat it? No, I didn't. I threw it away (yaah right!) and took a quick shower and prayed to the Pot Smoking Bhagwan! Then I began taking Spanish classes and ever since... I either speak 'Spanish' or communicate with my fingers. And about the fingers, I don't do what Britney did in Mexico. I am a big Christina Fan (well, not really but if 'dreaming about banging' makes one a fan... then so be it!) and the day, Britney does a 'Tiffany' (meaning that 'Playboy' spread!)... I will invite all u folks to my trailer for a nice 'Masaladar Party'
I have had more than 20 different jobs since I came to this land of opportunity. No, haven't had any internships @ Goldman Sachs or GE or wherever the @#$% most Smart nepalis do their 'usual' put a star in your resume thing. The last time I worked... (which was like 69 days ago!)I was making 7 bucks/hour. I was thinking of going to Harvard. No, I am not that smart but they have this Summer School thing where you throw away about 7 grand and take two classes. I was thinking of doing that and then go to Nepal, and brag about how I went to Harvard like how Kareena Kapoor (sister of Karisma!) does in Mumbai! But... then I went to that stupid 'Mardi Gras' thing and although it was fun hanging out with nothing but 1000 breasts (that should make 500 dumb blondes! sorry for not being PC!) but in the end, I was broke and now I have nightmares about a kingdom of breasts attacking me! Next time, I would rather choose the 'Nudist' marathon! That's my idea of a very light run!
And now, My friend has tricked me into applying for that 'ElimiDATE' thing and they chose me out of another million dumb asses who have no life! I am worried now, should I speak English (which even the burger folks don't understand) or Spanish (which might be great in CA,FL,NY) or just communicate with my fingers?
And to the great Nepali Subhachintak who sent me an email.. with lot of Joe Pesci like 'Gaaliz'... thanks. I would also love to hear from u again and maybe you could send me your mailing address. Why? So I can hire a '100 dollar' hit man and have a nice 'skull drilling' :)
cut & paste from http://www.geocities.com/paketmaar
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| shooman |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 08:45 AM
what is a shrink?
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| Biruwa |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 09:59 AM
press link http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=shrink
read the last meaning.
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| bideshi |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 10:16 AM
Hey cool...,
My my! What a pity!why don't u just slow down! U r moving too fast ! By the way,I just wonder how u manage to spend like that when u earn only 7$/hr!R u going on credit?
I think that after learning spanish,u should definitely find difficulty in speaking english(when u have completly stopped speaking english)
WHat a sad life u have!Why don't u go back to the free country like nepal,where we have the most freedom in The world.People say in US there is freedom,but I don't find any freedom over here like in our country Nepal.Tyaha jasto freedom t a kaha hola!
Go back and do some yogdan if u can but I wonder can a guy like ur attitude do any yogdan!
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 03:50 PM
bideshi dude
that was an article by paketmar bro!!!
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 07:10 PM
I like Paketmaar. The guy with a great sense of humour and a knowledgeable
personality. We have to appreciate talent no matter whether he is anonymous
or famous.
Keep up, paketmaarji. Jia you.
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| mangal |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 09:41 PM
This Paketmar guy has talent. I like his writings. I hope he is not a loser, as he portrays himself in his writings.
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| Paketmar fan |
Posted
on 30-Jul-02 10:27 PM
paketmar rocks! keep it up dude
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