| MadMax |
Posted
on 04-Aug-02 03:40 PM
One night, while tending bar, Morris, the
bartender notices this hideous looking fella
...really ugly....at the far end of the bar
with several hot women around him.
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the
best of him, and he walks down to where the
ugly man is. Morris says, "Please don't get
offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't
help noticing you have several beautiful women
hanging all over you, and, forgive me, but
you are not exactly the most handsome person
I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.
"Now, normally, I would think these ladies are
attracted to you because of your money, but I
can tell by the way you're dressed, and the
fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's
not your money.
"So, tell me, sir, what is it about you that
these women are so crazy about?"
The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively,
licked his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the
foggiest idea."
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