| MadMax |
Posted
on 04-Aug-02 03:41 PM
"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said
as he passed three women eating bananas on
a park bench.
"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.
"No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the
nun, the prostitute or the new bride we just
passed."
"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you
know all that?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the
banana by holding it in one hand and using
the fingers of the other hand to properly
break the fruit into small pieces."
"The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed
with both hands and crammed the whole thing
into her mouth."
"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did
you know the third was a newlywed?"
"Because she held it one hand and pushed
her head toward it with the other."
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