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| deep |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 02:27 PM
Birendra seemed sad. His Seiko watch fainted or may be died he was not sure. "This Seiko means a lot to me", Bire told to himself as if he didn't know. He opened the back of the watch to see what's wrong even though neither he was a mechanic nor was he sure what was he looking for. He did not see that chukul moving. Tried manually to put the chukul in motion but Seiko didn't like that. He even tried to administer CPR by dam diyera to that automatic watch. He tried to listen to Seiko's heart beat. No,*Dam* did not do the trick. After exhausting all his tricks to resurrect his emotion laden poor old Seiko, Bire left his apartment for Walmart in that 104 degree nice weather of Alabama the beautiful .
He couldn't believe his *dhaseka* eyes when he saw a beautiful lady behind watch counter. With a muskan he approached her. She didn't know and didn't care what's up with Bire, a Mexican dude (for her). Bire explained, at least tried, how important is that watch to him and said he would greatly appreciate if the watch could be repaired. Beauty took the watch did not pay much attention and put it on a rack and asked him to come back after two days saying the mechanic was away. He wanted to hang around more and have some sukha dukha ka gaf with that "Chwak" but Chwak was not giving a "bal". Bire was about to engage her with his Mt. Everest story, Bubby approached the counter looking for a $3.99 watch. Annoyed Bire moved away to a different area of the store. He spotted some belts on sale. "peti ta chahiya chha, euta". He looked around and above to see if he can "hijack" one. Spoting a black karai above him he gave up that hijack idea and left saying aru ketaharu sanga aako belama jhap hannu parchha.
After two days, he came back to the store to pick up his watch. But the chwank was not working. He wanted that chwank. He returned back to his dera. Came back later but still she was not working. He came again next day. No, she was not there. He kept coming to the store twice a day to catch her but Bire couldn't find his "babe". Finally, a week later Bire saw her behind the counter. With a big smile he apprached her. She, obviously, didn't know who the dude was. Bire was nobody but a Mexican dude for her. I left a watch here, Bire said. "What watch?", beauty asked. Bire couldn't believe Chwank does not remember him. Dhak.ka ta paryo man ma. "Seiko", he said. Do you have a receipt? Chwank asked again. What receipt? Bire couldn't figure out.
Chwank looked all over the place but couldn't find Bire's watch. Bire was spending more time searching chwank with his eyes than looking for his senti Seiko. Finally, Bire's "babe" gave up and said, I don't know where your watch is." "Whom did you give that watch to?" She asked yet one more question. Bire ta chhanga bata khasya jastai bho.
Ghadi paiyena. Chwank said in her sweet voice with a smile.."sorry...." Bire tripta bho...
"tha'ts aiight...have a nice day...thank you." before his Babe could complete the sentence Bire spoke.
"Have a nice day" sammata la thik.kai chha...tara "Thank you" for what?
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Based on a true story.
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| jira |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 03:05 PM
Aunee ghadee paiyo ta pachee?
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| Ghadi |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 03:17 PM
No, jira.
She sold it to Bubby @ 3.99 when Bire was thinking of hijaking the belt :)
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| deep |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 03:23 PM
Jira,
Kina bhetinthyo!!!
...Tyasto emotional value bhako ghadi...aba ke emotional value chahi Bire le ni bhanena......
Bire ko Seiko ghadi harako harakai bho ni.
Suchhu, Bire achel DC tira sarya chha re.
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 03:43 PM
Deepji,
Mari Mari Haasiyo baa. I like the way you insert Nepali humorous words in stories.
Feels really good.
Big blue eyes baby for Sukha Dukhaka gaf. I guess that luck is not for everybody.
[Based on somebody's true story:-) ]
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 04:01 PM
Hyallu deep bro,
was indeed interesting.......thanx for making my dull day !! majja aayo.....
keep up the good work handigaonle bro ;)
chill oys
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| deep |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 04:06 PM
Yeah Biswoji, true story, unfortunately.
Later most of his friends asked him, "ke ko dhanyabd dya? ghadi harai di chha...jhan bhannu pardaina manager bola complain garchhu..."
"Tyasto chwank lai pani complain garchhan.?...timiharule dekhaya.bhe twan parthyou...tyaso KT ta life ma dekhya chhaina..." ,Bire flashes his eyes, "kya naram sanga *sorry* bhanisake pachhi....feri kaha bhadkaunu.....ke bhannu...."
"ghadi m*&^ harako chahi sarai chit.ta dukha chha....kasto...Vyaarluk...", Bire added.
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| Gokul |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 07:14 PM
Deep,
You have very interestingly shown:
(1) What a captivating beauty is.
(2) sometimes how we say something we really don't mean.
(3) How easily we get diverted from our core problem.
(4) How asymmetry in feelings can create two completely different perspectives.
(5) And above all, how childlike we are:
"If you don't give me the cake, candy is also fine. Thank you."
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| villageVoice |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 07:36 PM
hi deep,
very, very funny, and sad too. bichara bire :) i fully empathize with our tragic hero.
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 07:44 PM
Well atleast he didn't say "same to you" when ppl thank him. I do that all the time ...... they say "what's up?" .... I fondly retort "same to you myan" ...... afterall if someone says something to you, it muse be a good thing ......
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| villageVoice |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 07:48 PM
Very funny. The "peti ta chahiya chha, euta," bit and that our ankha dhaseko hero considered engaging the Mexican Beauty with the Everest ko gaff (bichara gorkheko aru ke nai chha ra) is the funniest thing I have come across in GBNC.
Looking forward to more of these senti bits from deep and others.
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| villageVoice |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 08:12 PM
"Who is the captain of the Nepal team?"
"I is. "
"O, you are?"
"Yes. I are. "
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 07-Aug-02 08:22 PM
Now was it the Mexican beauty or was it just that the gorinee thot that our hero dai was a Mexican ..... Gotta clear the story ...... natra boli parsi hamro nati ko pala ma confusion hunchha ..... To not to be or to be ......
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| deep |
Posted
on 08-Aug-02 08:04 AM
oys_chill Posted on 08-07-02 4:01 PM Reply yallu deep bro, was indeed
interesting.......thanx for making my dull day !! majja aayo..... keep up the good work handigaonle bro ;)
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Thank you oys_chill. Majja aayo bhane ta solid bhaihalyo ni ta…
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Gokul Posted on 08-07-02 7:14 PM Reply eep, You have very interestingly
shown: (1) What a captivating beauty is. (2) sometimes how we say something we really don't mean. (3) How easily we get diverted from our core problem. (4) How asymmetry in feelings can create two completely different perspectives. (5) And above all, how childlike we are: "If you don't give me the cake, candy is also fine. Thank you."
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Gokul, Thank you for pointing out what have I interestingly shown (malai nai thaha thiyena!).
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villageVoice Posted on 08-07-02 7:36 PM Reply i deep, very, very funny, and sad too. bichara bire :) i fully empathize with our tragic hero.
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VillageVoice, funny lage chha..khusi lagyo. Sad ta aba ke garne…Bire le na ta ghadi hat layo na nai chawank! Sadhe sat le samatya re chha kyara…peti samet hijack garna payena..
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Junkie Posted on 08-07-02 7:44 PM Reply ell atleast he didn't say "same to you" when ppl thank him. I do that all the time ...... they say "what's up?" .... I fondly retort "same to you myan" ...... afterall if someone says something to you, it muse be a good thing ......
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:)
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villageVoice Posted on 08-07-02 7:48 PM Reply Very funny. The "peti ta chahiya chha, euta," bit and that our ankha dhaseko hero considered engaging the Mexican Beauty with the Everest ko gaff (bichara gorkheko aru ke nai chha ra) is the funniest thing I have come across in GBNC. Looking forward to more of these senti bits from deep and others.
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Thanks.
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Junkie Posted on 08-07-02 8:22 PM Reply ow was it the Mexican beauty or was it just that the gorinee thot that our hero dai was a Mexican ..... Gotta clear the story ...... natra boli parsi hamro nati ko pala ma confusion hunchha ..... To not to be or to be ......
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Junkie, Birendra bro is not Mexican…but about the “babe”, she was a beauty…”a thing of beauty is joy forever, John Keats) and Bire unfortunately couldn’t explore more to find out where that source of forever joy was/is.
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| twak |
Posted
on 08-Aug-02 03:10 PM
oops!
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| alnepali |
Posted
on 08-Aug-02 04:40 PM
Nice piece of humor......and pleasant writing. I wonder if this really took place in Alabama. Are we talking about Troy or Hunstville?
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| deep |
Posted
on 09-Aug-02 08:36 AM
Alnepali,
Thanx.
"I wonder if this really took place in Alabama. ..."
Yes. The incident is from Alabama, the beautiful.
"..Are we talking about Troy or Huntsville? "
Neither.
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| NepGirl |
Posted
on 09-Aug-02 09:02 AM
I feel for the poor chap, but I really enjoyed the way he said vyaarluck....
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| alnepali |
Posted
on 09-Aug-02 01:02 PM
Deep.... Could this be at Mobile or Jacksonville or Gadsden or Birmingham or should I go on with the list. OR you could let us know.
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| Durbin |
Posted
on 10-Aug-02 07:07 AM
Ramailo lagyo.... I remember my "Durbin" (Binoculars) days at my college. How I used to try to get a glimpse of a girl about 500 meters away..... When she crossed my way... just guess...
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| ebony_firefly |
Posted
on 10-Aug-02 11:26 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...deep bro! better fiction than any of our ktm magazine....entertaining...lol...
anyways,just dropped in to say..it was nice..bire epitomises any of our average fellow compatriots..ehehehe!
keep the good work flowing!
blac!
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| kakakaa |
Posted
on 10-Aug-02 11:31 AM
TEST
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| deep |
Posted
on 11-Aug-02 07:30 PM
Alnepali,
Ke chha?
durbin, and ebony_firefly, Thanks a lot.
At this point (thread thigriye jasto chha) I would like to thank you all. The comments you drop in mean a lot to me.
I do not write to be popular or win people's heart. I am neither a professional writer (it's pretty obvious) nor wish to be one. I usually visit the days that are no more when I am exhausted at work. That's when I write stuff. When I read someone liked/disliked what I wrote I feel good.
deep
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| deep |
Posted
on 11-Aug-02 07:34 PM
kakakaa,
are you done testing, now?
pass/fel ke bho ta result?
Thanks for stopping by, even though it seemed to me that you missed your intended exit.
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| kancho |
Posted
on 12-Aug-02 06:37 AM
Deepji,
Hilarious. I am in a cybercafe in Newroad and laughing out loud. People around here looking at me strangely. A friend of mine asked "Ke bhayo?" I told him "Ghadi harayeko katha!"
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| deep |
Posted
on 12-Aug-02 08:38 AM
Kancho,
So, you are having fun in ktm.? New Road, huh?
Bessari bhok lagya belama majja le golveda ra tilko achar ma dip garya EUTA steamy momo khan diyera bichkai.dya jastai bho.
Thanks for your kind words.
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