| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 08-Aug-02 09:23 PM
Aanfu pani aba tyai padhna bhanera nai aanyeko yeha Amerika aru haru jastai. Shuru shuru ma aanuda kheri ta kasto utsaha, Ke ke na lacharchu bahnya jasto. uta gacha Mt. Everest ko goff dyacha, uta ga cha Buddha ko barema prabachan dya cha. Uta gayera chahi rajniti ma politics ghusayera janne pani bhai toplaya cha . kaha kamko ho ra. nepal ko honahar bidyarthi afu ta. Padhana matrai ho ra, ajha Computer science padhna Bhanera aayeko. School pani kasto bhane Tuition matrai tyo belama (8 barsha agandi) yek semesterko $4200 . Babule tuppi jogayera kamyeko paisa chorolai amerika padhan pathauda sabai sakhap. Aamale chahi "chorolai doctor banaunu parcha" bhannu hunthyo. Tor ta Tor ,' Doctor' hoina 'Waitor' bhaiyacha. Yek arkako daju-bhai ho, bhanchu chitta bujhaunchu.Nepalko hisaple bhanda 'Beyara'. Aba tyai beyara bhaye pani nepalko hisable paisa ta ramri banauchu. paisa banaunae matrai hoina paisa gharma pani pathayer nepalko gharmathi duita talla pani thapisake aba ta. Aba yeso bichar garda, padhna bhanera aayeko ki ta deggree chahiyo , ki ta Paisa . Padahai sadhai sab yehako Gangajiko bahini Potomac Riverma lagera chadhaisakiyo. Baki rahyo paisa. aba yesai bhayena usai bhayena bhanera ghunda dhassiyera kam garda kherima waitor bhaiya cha . Ramro Town house kineku chu, Green card pani aanyo. aba ta ytai nai basai garne po bichar cha ke garne.
Aba hamro aamanle ta ramri buhari biha garaidunu parcha. panche baja bajayera, sara gaun tole lai suanayera bhannuhunthyo. "Choro le amerika bata Computer Science padhera aanye pachi ta kasto ramro ramro keti paincha yeha nepalma' bhanuu hunthyo. ke garne panche baja ta aanfu amerika aanyeko yek mahinama nai aafnai baja bajna thalihalyo ni. Ani ta uth ki bas. Basne tahu chaina. "guhar! malai bas basna de" bhanda ta kasile bal didaina yeha ta.Ulto jhandai lagera Chak ch.ik garya mero ta. " Mind your own Business, mo..ther fu .ck..er"" bhancha. Nepaliko chora, batoma basera paisa magna aafno swabhimanle diyena . ani yeso bichar garda ke kam, paincha ta bhanera herda kherima restauranko jasto ramro kam anta kahi nahune. Kinabhane teha ta degree pani chahiyena, experience pani chahiyena. Managerle " why don't you start as a Bus boy?' bhanda danga-phurunga pardai burkushi marera tray samatna gayeko hijo jasto lagcha. yehi pani bhaye bahihalcha ni bhanera kam suru gariyo. kam garya pani aba ta panch barsha bhaisakyo. ani promotion payera server bhaiyacha. Bela belama bartender pani garincha.
Aba college ko degree chahi uhi ho. yeta press ma gayera aanphaile design garera ,Bakaidako takma pani bajarbata nai kinera lyayera, Ramro sanga focus milayera Angle angle bata photo khichaunu parcha. ani jo jo ghar ma aanuchan tinlai chai tehi certificate bhittama jhundayera dekhaunuparcha. Nepal ma chahi yeuta color photocopy garera pathaidinuparcha. aanfu pani khushi aru pani khushi. Ani charchimekka manisle sodhe bhane " ho ma ta computerma nai kam garchu bhannuparcha". aba hamro restaurantma tyo computer montiorka sath rakhdiyeko cha jaha gayera chahi khana order garnuparcha, Bill print garnuparcha. Computer ma kam garya bhayena ta. Maile dhantya pani bhayena.
Aba Biha garne kurama chahi Greencard aaisakyo . Nepal jana aanuna milihalcha. aanfno ta umer jana laisakyo pheri bhanya. Talu khuilera barbad. Tyo anuharma pani chauri chauri MuJA parna thalisakyo. Nepalma ta keti haru khub painchan re greencard cha bhne pachi ta. Aba tayi Green card lai bokera jane , uta bata yeuta keti biha garera lyaune bichar garyachu. Bhagwanle kattiko sath delan Hernucha.
Aba yehaka Nepali ketiharule ta aaphulai herdai herdainan. Yetai janmeka harule ta herne kurai aayna. Dai- dai bhnachan.Aafulai kasto kasto lagcha. " yo mori har baccha chaunjel dai dai bhnachan, taruni bhayepachi chahi balnai chodchan". aba tyo Nepalbata nai padhna bhanera aanyeka katti ketiharu chan chan ni tyeso ta, Tara tiniharulai chahi yehako hawa lagya cha. Ko bhanda ko kam. Uniharulai Pakisatani ra saudi arabia ra ke- ke ho ke- ke chahincha re. Aanfu pariyo sojho nepali. sidha kam garera kamayeko paisale yiniharulai chitta bujhauna sakidaina. khaii ke ho ba. khali halla matrai ho ki sacchi nai ho. Afule yeuta duita ramra , herna pani layekka dekheko thiye yeso bela bakhatma nepali party ma janda. Aanfulai ta bal diyenan. maile pani thikai cha bhanthane, aba ke kura garnu. bhayo chodidnus.
Nepal bata padhna bhanera Amerika aaunelai mero ta sallaha cha, "Paisale pugcha bhane aunu, nabhaye naaunu. Kinabhanne bholi pheri hamikaha nai aanyera"Dai yesto paryo, usto paryo , basne thau dinos" bhanchan, yek janalai sakincha dui janalai sakincha sabailai sakidaina, afno pani ta tauko lukaunai paryo ni. Ke garne. Tyeskaran, ki ta yekdamai padhna sakne, scholorship jitna sakne " Cream of the Crop' Bhay aunu, ki ta yekdamai paisa bhaye aunu. Nabhay aafnai desko mato ma halo jotera Dhindo rra Sisnoko saag khayeko sabaibhanda ramro.
No offense hai kasailai pani
Gunasho Matari garya.
Uhi dukhi DHUMBASSE
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