| MadMax |
Posted
on 17-Aug-02 04:32 PM
WHY AMERICANS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL
Questions asked this year at the main tourist booth entering Niagara Falls,
Ontario ...
1. Why isn't Canada part of the United States?
2. Why do I need a road map? Aren't there only two highways in Canada?
3. Do you know anything about that new hotel in Niagara Falls with a pool?
4. Can you tell me what city Niagara Falls is in?
5. So the temperature is going to be 30 degrees this weekend. What is that
in American?
6. Is there some sort of waterfall nearby?
7. Are dogs allowed in Niagara Falls?
8. Has Canada ever fought in a war?
9. How far into Niagara Falls do we have to go to see wild moose?
10. What is the name of the red brick building in Niagara Falls?
11. How far from the border will our American money stop being good?
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