| MadMax |
Posted
on 17-Aug-02 05:10 PM
Sperm Instructions
A newly born sperm was receiving instructions
in conception from the instructor: "As soon
as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and
swim in a straight line until you get to the
entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
cavern you will find a red sticky ball which
is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a sperm.'
She will answer, 'I'm the Egg.' From that
moment on you will work together to create
the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor
said, "Then, good luck!"
Two days later, the sperm was taking a nap when
he heard the siren. He woke up immediately and
ran to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swam
behind him. He knew he had to arrive first.
When he was near the entrance to the cavern, he
looked back and saw he was far ahead. Then he
was able to swim at a slower pace until he
reached the red sticky ball.
When at last he reached the red sticky ball, he
brightened up, smiled and said, "Hi, I'm a sperm."
The red sticky ball smiled and said, "Hi. I'm a
tonsil."
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