| MadMax |
Posted
on 17-Aug-02 05:11 PM
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body which,
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times
its normal size, and define those conditions?"
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins,
I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I
assure you, my parents will hear of this," and sat down
red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked
the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss
Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have
not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And
three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
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