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on 17-Aug-02 05:21 PM
When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your
life." - Richard Lewis
"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of
days." - Tim Allen
"A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask
yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this
person?" - Ronnie Shakes
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for
money usually costs a lot less." - Brendan Francis
"Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered
easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine." - Dr. Alex
Comfort
"To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior'". - Rita Rudner
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you
can make an exchange for something you really like." - Adrienne Gusoff
"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense
damnable."
- Lord Chesterfield
"When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before
she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the
room."
- Dave Barry
"He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love.' She
says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'" - Rodney Dangerfield
and...
"A hard man is good to find." - Mae West
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