| MadMax |
Posted
on 17-Aug-02 05:24 PM
A young farm boy comes downstairs for
breakfast, and his mother asks him if he
has finished his chores. Naturally, he
hasn't done this.
"You have to finish your chores before
you get breakfast," the mother says.
The boy feeds the chickens and kicks a
chicken. Next he slops the hogs and
kicks a pig. After that he milks the
cow and kicks the cow. He comes into
the kitchen where his mother has set
him down just a plain bowl of cold
cereal.
"Mom, I want my usual hot breakfast. I
want my bacon and eggs." To which his
mother replied, "I saw you kick the
chicken. You don't get any eggs. I saw
you kick the pig. You don't get any
bacon. I saw you kick the cow. You don't
get any milk."
Just then the father comes down stairs
and kicks the cat.
"Mom, do you want to tell him or can I?"
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