| Username |
Post |
| MadMax |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:08 AM
I am:
1. Short, dark, average (5' 6")
2. Little beer belly.
3. College graduate
4. Computer prof.
5. Sports fan - visual fan only.
6. Good sense of humor
7. Like Chinese food
8. Know how to treat a woman
9. Still a virgin :)
10. I smoke and drink.
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| tropical |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:28 AM
GIRLS will YOU date me?
I am
1.Short, wheatish, average (5' 6")
2. No beer belly.
3. College graduate
4. Computer prof.
5. Sports fan - don't like watching. I play football,volleyball,rock climbing etc.
6. Good sense of humor
7. Like Nepalese food
8. Know how to treat a woman
9. Still a virgin :)
10. I don't smoke and drink.
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| khahare |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:37 AM
GIRLS will YOU date me?
I am
1.TALL, wheatish, average (6'0")
2. No beer belly.
3. University Masters
4. Computer prof.
5. Sports fan - don't like watching. I play football,cricket,rock climbing etc.
6. Good sense of humor
7. Like Nepalese food
8. Know how to treat a woman
9. Still a virgin :) :):)
10. I don't smoke and drink.
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| #1! |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:52 AM
GIRLS WILL YOU DATE ME?
I AM
1. taller than madmax shorter than khahare
2. got beer belly, reduceable..unless that ab-toner doesn't work
3. bachelor but not graduated
4. chat prof. in computer
5. sports? my beer belly is a proof. don't get a chance even to watch it. too busy doing dishes and chatting.
6. good sense, no humor. i can hum or keep quiet. quiet when i am shy. shy always.
7. like food. nepali ranga ko momo with dhaniya golveda and til ko achar is favourite.
8. never treated a woman. can learn. Flexible. know how to do dishes, mop and broom.
9. virgin ;-p but ain't no ignorant. lots of theory knowledge (thanks Internet). no practicle.
10. only smoke when i drink. only drink when i am blue. blue every time when i am shy. read number 6.
shoe size 10
kammar 32
gardan 16 1/2
chaati kukhure, khutta sinkute, ghyampe bhudi tara kapal chai shahrukh khan.
contact me.
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| khahare |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 12:07 PM
--BHUL SUDHAR
Informations given to me above are not (all)true. Necessary change will be made in suitable time. sorry for mistakes in posting.
Anyway cheers!
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| #1! |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 01:02 PM
-----bhul sudhar
since kahare confessed that the information provided by kahare were not all true, my information might not be all true either. I could be taller than kahare, tropical and madmax.
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| dilmaya |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 02:24 PM
ops! everyone is virgin. still vergin?? what's wrong with u guys?
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| tropical |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 02:41 PM
if an Eastern Guy is virgin then there is nothing wrong!
Because our girls are not forward, but that's ok.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 03:29 PM
Hey Guys:
You all sound so wonderfully funny...hmmmmm very endearing I must say :)
I'm surprised no one has staked any claim on this virgin territory! (no sarcasm intended...ni!). It is NOT what is wrong with you guys...but what's wrong with you girls???? Referring to "NEPALI MEN" thread!!! Keep posting guys; it is comforting to know there are many "Few Good Nepali Men" out there!!
Nice posting :) !
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 05:31 PM
Uumm.... how abt ur age? and ur hobbies and interest....yeah sports, but anything else u guys like?
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 05:32 PM
forgot to add......would also help if u guys were taller than 5'8!
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 05:33 PM
forgot to add......would also help if u guys were taller than 5'8! :)
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| nepali maiya |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 05:51 PM
hey guys n gals....first of all le' me tell you that i have never read as funny string as this before...good job guys..:)
well......just wanna ask something....do u really have shahrukh hair style...if yes...then it's yes from me too.....
hehe
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| #1! |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 07:19 PM
Nepali Maiya,
if i had lied, i would have lied about my virginity.
my hairstyle is better than shahrukh. And i promise you its gonna stay same for a year after my marriage. After that i don't have any warrenty. Mero wifie le jagalta bhutlayera kapal ko "ROWN" sabai ukhelepachi, i'd surely look like Amrish puri.
some body asked for age! Looks like dating setting hunai lagya cha.
Age: Bihe garne umer. If i were married 4 years ago, my son would be four by now.
;-)
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| Nattydread |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 07:21 PM
Hello anyone out there>
I am 32 years young guy from Nepal.
I am Pretty good looking and intelligent.
I am 6 4 and very good in sports.
got two diplomas
Live in California
anyone want the details? Let me know and I will give you details on every line above and everything I said above is true to my knowledge and beliefe
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 07:43 PM
The vital stats:
1. height – variable, can either reach up or bend down to kiss you
2. belly –if you make momo, then waist increases by 2 inches
3. bachelor, but degree ta tara chorera pass gareko.
4. prof. in arkako computer bigarnu ma – phurti diyera CD ROM install gardinchu bhaneko been six months and neither the modem nor printer works anymore. Computer savvy gal would be great.
5. sports – Interested in bedroom gymnastics.
6. humour - depends on who it is that slipped on the banana peel.
7. can boil water, Wai-wai specialist.
8. fairly even disposition, can listen all daylong to idle gossip, window shopping anytime (bring your own credit card for purchases).
9. not quite virgin, interested in exploring the kamasutra, one night stands ok, longer term also fine. No commitment required or offered, I make no moral judgments.
10. Romance – cuddling and long walks on the beach, so long as you live by the beach. When can I visit?
note to keti@dc - cant you wear flat heels for a date ? If not, I can always get some stilts.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 08:47 PM
CZAR, mon amour!!!
You sound like zee man I have been looking for!!!
Since you do not fall into the virgin territory...would you take the Aid's Test?
Would you be willing to take Yoga Classes... and Taichi to keep your aging body in check?
After eating momo...would you be able to touch your toes?...how about mine?
Do you also hold the "Hariyo Patra"?
Chorera pass bhaye pani sakkali patra hola ni?
I am currently living in "zee Bagmati beach"........Tide is quite high now due to Monsoon rain!! You might need a dunga and a bathing suit to visit me. I prefer Shocking red Baywatch type! Speedo too (not Brando)!!
Would you be willing to explore... Mira Nair's Kamasutra and write a thesis on it?
How about "Madame butterfly"?
Were you ever a scout? Can you light fires and put them out too? :)
How good is your fine motor skill/s...Can you braid hair...I have loooooooong hair!!! chulthi ma dhago lagooney bani cha...hajoor...ke garne sanai dekhi lageko bani!!
Can you write gazals, poems and play the guitar to serenade me? (Dirk, this one's for you! ;)
If So....
eh Hajoor kahiley darshan pauney? Ma bagmati ko kinara me swayambar mala liyera sim simey pani ma hajoor ko intezar garoola! Hazoor ko ke iradha cha?
Ps.
I am becoming quite cyber savvey...Can we have a Cyber wedding at Sajha.com?
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:19 PM
the Aid's Test? – hera baa, gaaro question sodhcha ? chit laanu pauncha ?
Yoga Classes – huncha, you do it, I’ll watch. Same for taichie
you toes or mine? – footsie, huh!
"Hariyo Patra"? – prem patra bhayeye chaldaina, haal ko laagi ?
sakkali patra? – dharo dharma, the guy who sold it to me in ratna park swore he got it from BIT- bihar insitute of thagastha.
Speedo ? – hanuman kattu hundaina ? la baa, aba ta dhungey dhara ma nuhaunu jaanda pani suit layera jaanu parney bho ? bathing suit arey ?
write a thesis? – mira nair lai nai explore garidiunla ni, if that’s your kind of thing.
"Madame butterfly"? – loud music bothers my ears, but..La Boheme eshtyle chalcha ?
light fires and put them out too? – too handy with matches by half. that’s why we lived near the damkal
motor skills? – helped push start my neighbor’s 1965 VW most winter mornings. And if the long hair bothers you, I am good with a hedge trimmer.
Hazoor ko ke iradha cha? – meri bassai, date bhaneko ta calendar ko kura garcha.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:28 PM
Mad Max, your honesty is endearing. So what if you have a lil' beer belly. love conquers all. i am 5 so 5'6" is just perfect and you have a sense of humor! At least you state that here. I hope you are not lying. You are not a liar my luv, are you? When and where can we meet? Unlike sitara I am not waiting with a mala yet. Let's take one step at a time, shall we?
Please dun let my name name fool you. I am as cute as one can be. Ask me what you want to know.
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:40 PM
Did you say you're 5' tall, baby duck? bwahahaha. Your name really suits you dude. Sorry if I offended you...the coincidence was screaming at me. LOL.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:45 PM
I am not a DUDE, you moron. I am a dudette!!!!! dude with a 'tte' suffix, git it? Are you as stupid as you sound? I am petite, barely 100 pounds and 5 ft!
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| surya |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:49 PM
First, I want to say.... "GAG!"
Some of you guys might wanna check out that cyber motel some websites down the road. I am sure they will have honeymoon suites for the newly marrieds orthe gonna-be-married folks. And the rest of you, both guys and girls, well you might as well throw up your hands and give up on life.
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:50 PM
Umm, it still doesn't change the fact that you're a midget. Your name still suits you! tte? hahha. You know what that sounds like???? Ain't gonna spell it out for ya...
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 09:50 PM
mademoiselle duck,
I go for the slim petite types, so do check out my vital stats. And if a sense of humour is your thing, do check my other postings in this thread. Hopin to hear from you.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:03 PM
Monsieur Czar,
Thanks for showing the interest. I dearly hope Sitara won't feel jilted. I think it is all fair in cyber love and cyber war, right? Besides, you have not promised her anything unless, ofcourse if you are playing behind the scene too. :-)
[What do you think of Nepali keto? Do you think he is even 5.6? My bet is on 5.4. A huge catterpillaresque moustache adrons his pimply face. He wears an oragne polyster shirt and a Hongkong Chaap "Gucci" shoes. A fake through and through wiith an Idian Villianish twist to it. ]
With warm and fuzzy hug,
Baby duck :-)
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:05 PM
Hahah, even if I were 5'6" I would tower in front of you. I'm 6'1" tall.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:08 PM
Surya, Soliel, Ra, Pyrenes, Appollo...
:( .....And so speaketh the voice of experience, wisdom, foreboding and doom!!!
I will give up my cyber aspirations, life (as you suggested..), and become your cheli.
You are so brilliant in your glory...how could I, a mere mortal outshine your brilliance...
I am but a shallow mud puddle in comparision to the depth of your visions of life!...It is a dark bottomless pit!
Shashtanga dandawat from
FEMALE EKALABYA!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:13 PM
Sweet baby duck;
Be my guest and take my mala too. I have renounced the world. But ask CZAR to take the Aids test....he seems hesitant! ( sorry ex-love, looking out for baby duck, here!)
SITARA
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:27 PM
oh well, if you insist. AIDs test n all. In fact, you can even test me with radar, sonar, even the ink blot test linchu.
grade five ko pani test dina tayari chu. Driving test pani.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:30 PM
yeah right nepali keto. if you are 6.1 then I am a astro physicist who just re-wrote Bethoven's 9th Symphony. I am sorry if you had never heard of Beethoven or 9th in the same sentence.
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:45 PM
Surya,
These good folk here figure a date is where two people watch a movie or go dancing, spend time conversing n such.
Please don’t confuse nepali gals with the trailer trash you schmooze with. You figure you can drum up some business here? Sorry, we’re the Waldorf Astoria types, not sleaze motel. Thats more your style.
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| czar |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 10:52 PM
baby duck, what a temper ! N you dont pull yer punches either. er..you aren't a red head are you ? Fellers, ya better have yer first aid kit ready. max, are ya mad enough ??
Why re-write the ninth, why not perform an unplugged version of it ? I mean, the Met is surely going to be amenable to that. How can they refuse ? I'm ready to buy tickets anytime girl !
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| Nattydread |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:30 PM
How come no one is interested in I. I is da rasta. I mean real rastaman
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| surya |
Posted
on 19-Aug-02 11:51 PM
Officially pronounced a "gutter queen" by Czar!!
sniffle sniffle
And trailer trash! Why is it that those of us who live in trailers get so denigrated by the czars and stars of the world!
boo hoo hooooo
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| surya |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 12:39 AM
Hey, how could I have missed that! (I gotta get my vision checked out. I keep missing important posts!)
Sitara said she is giving up the worldly ways to be my cheli!
woo hoooooooooo
My vision of life "a dark bottomless pit"! Ah, thank you! Such understanding, such perceptiveness, such clarity of vision! You will be my star cheli. Now we can start our ashram right here, my dear!
But you'll have to forego any ideas you have of lusting after Apollo, Ra and whoever else it was you addressed me as... all male! I guess I should have added an "a" to the back of my name!
Hey I feel all better! Gutter Queen to Guru in one thread! Thats really not that bad! What say you folks? You wanna join the ashram? I haven't christened it and given a name yet. But that too will come.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:05 AM
SURYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ra...and all the rest...Didn't you know that the sun was UNISEX?????????
On second thoughts, if you do live in the trash trailer...I'd rather live on the Bagmati kinara!!! sorry I will have to renounce your brilliant pathways too!!! :( Your brilliance has blinded/maimed me!!!
Thanks for the comments on the "Utopia Nepal..."...nice! AS for "gutter queen" I was referring to those in "Nepali Men" and "homosexuality" thread! You are one of those who keeps it clean!
Come now anepalikt...you don't like any of the above guys??????
They all seem so sweet, nice and genteel!...and willing to learn !
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| surya |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 09:02 AM
I was thinking more like Surya Bonali. But then why does the sun always have to be male anyway! I am all for changing the rules of the games!
And you are proving to be fickle, my dear!! But you know what, I am actually hoping to move my trailer near the trashdump in Tripureshwor on the banks of Bagmati, so please do reconsider! And as for my brilliance blinding you, I say try a cheap pair of sunglasses from the corner drug store.
And the guys... well they can all join the ashram and serve the keti monks. Except Czar. You as head cheli get to decide and be creative about his duties.
"anepalikt"? where did you get that from?
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 12:36 PM
EVER WONDER HOW PSYCHODREAMER IS?? (BREAKING THE SILENCE :)
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 02:59 PM
TO Czar.....
LOL at ur note about wearing flat shoes!..... how tall r u anyways?
And to everyone else....How old r u and where do u guys live?....just wondering
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 03:07 PM
I wonder if that was for me keti@DC....but its just that i wonder...might be wrong...but soon with your reply, would be kicked out form my wonderland.
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 03:46 PM
Psychodreamer?
what? what was for u? hhmm.... wonderland.....dreamer? r u lost? u psycho! lol
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 04:10 PM
yep...coz i am a psychodreamer..
are you not??
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| watever |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 04:18 PM
Keep up the good work guys and gals! Its so good to see some sensible people... (both genders!) and the thread is mighty funny I must say! Keep it up and you might get more potential candidates for whatever it is! :)
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 04:19 PM
watever, you are one of them(us).
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 04:30 PM
Baby duck would probably do anything to date big hunks like me. But too bad, she's a dwarf. Nobody wants her. Nobody cares for her. She's just a pimply dwarf. She fantasizes about her favorite actor, and that, to her is a date. She is a sad, sad munchikin.
Oh, and I'm listening to Moonlight Sonata right now.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 05:40 PM
Nepali_keto...Dear awsome, macho, hunk;
Pick on someone your size!!! Size does not matter, chivalry does...
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 05:49 PM
"Size does not matter"
Size does matter! You know what I am talking about, right? *Wink, wink**
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 05:54 PM
Nepali_keto: Dear awesome, macho, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg HUNK;
Sure....The size of your brain!! ** (wink wink!!) :)
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:03 PM
Sitara sweetie
Is this nepali keto for real or what? hahaha! one word comes to m y mind. L. A. M.E.
How long did he take to reply me the lil' baby duck? More than 20 hours? I think he tripped on Beethoven. What do you think? Thank God, he can spell sonata!
You are doing quite well Sitara, too bad I am not gay and my eyes are set on czar. Maybe next life ;)
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:07 PM
No girl, unlike some people here, I do have a job. I came back at 5:30, and I immediately checked this website to see your reply. Entiendes??
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:07 PM
Sweet baby duck;
:)
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:10 PM
Sitara, just the size of my brain? Guess I shouldn't watch The Man Show anymore, they gave me a totally different advice....about *ahem* enlargement of *ahem*something else. All this huff and puff for nothing eh? Man oh man...
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| surya |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:13 PM
Watch out you guys might trip on each other!
5:40, 5:54, 6:02; 6:07 and 6:07 again!
Go to the chat riim and duke it out!
But we all know who the crowd is waiting for............
CZAR
His royal highness! The man himself!
When speaketh you................
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:16 PM
Nepali_keto; Dear awesome, macho, handsome, beeeeeeeeeeeeeg HUNK;
The only place where silicon is safe, is in computer chips!
Your verrrry concerned Well Wisher!! ;)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:19 PM
Madame Female Suryaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;
Congratulations! Your watch works!!!
Where can I buy the same?
curious!
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:30 PM
Sitara, not true!
But I wasn't talking about Silicon . There are other methods too ya know. How about playing with toys??? :D
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:31 PM
The feller can always try saline implants, a safer alternative to silicon
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:34 PM
Failing that, the final alternative is 3 parts sand, one part cement and 4 parts H2O. If that dont fix it bud, give it up. Quit while you're ahead.
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:37 PM
Keti@DC
I'm taller n your five eight, you can wear your heels n fishnets anytime you're out on the town with me.
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:38 PM
Baby doll,
Big surpises come in small packages I allus say. You proved that.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:45 PM
Nepali_keto: Dear awesome, macho, handsome, beeeeeeeeeeeg and PLAYFUL HUNK!
Toys??? Sure, whatever floats your beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg boat!
Yours Truly,
Live and Let Live
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:52 PM
Hahahha. Damn, you're funny.
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| Diva_Starz |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:52 PM
Czar:
So, the chivalry's back with you :)
you seem to be a knight for the ladies here...bestridin' a gallant horse, eh?:):)
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| Diva_Starz |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:55 PM
Sitara:
You are wickedly funny...enjoying your humorous retorts.
keep going:)
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 06:55 PM
Lawd almighty, the gals had better get their acts together (or garters undone, as the case maybe) soon, cause Nepali keto wants to buy a 'doll' ! Yeehah !
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:00 PM
Diva_Starz;
:)
You are not bad yourself!
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:02 PM
Nope, some other toys, my friend. Pumps, ya know..pumps. Or, might even go to the doctor for a surgery...
See what I'm planning to do to please you girls???
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| czar |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:03 PM
Thank ye kindly, Lady Diva. In my book, every woman is a lady.
I'm bestride a Ducati, and I dont charge at windmills either. :)
Wheah's mah baby doll ?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:04 PM
CZAR: Mon ex- amour,
Both hands on the wheel and eyes off the garters!!
Or rather on the "gallant horse"
Yours truly,
Donquixote's well wisher!
Sancho Panza
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:06 PM
CZAR, ooooooooooooops
Sancho panza ni!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:10 PM
Nepali_keto: Dear awesome, handsome, macho, beeeeeeeeeg, playful and very WILLING HUNK;
Surgery???????? Is it medically possible to enlargen one's brains?????? wow!
Yours Truly,
IMPRESSED!!
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:17 PM
Yeah, it's medically possible, says my jhakri dai, who has promised me a bigger brain and a bigger you-know-what! Jhakri dai is seldom wrong. I trust him!
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| Diva_Starz |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:18 PM
Sitara:
I have heard people manipulating the homo genes;) but, enlarging brain size...hmm should wait for another couple of decades. Till then I presume nep guy won't remain nepali...;)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:29 PM
Nepali_keto; Dear macho, handsome, beeeeeeeeeg, playful, willing and Superstitious HUNK:
Don't torture yourself. By the time the jhankri "surgeries" heal, you might need face-lift and hair implants.
Suggestion; Stick to petite Nepali girls. They are zee bombs...less painfull way to go!
Yours;
well- wishing medical counselor!!
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:38 PM
If zee petite bombshell we're talking about is you, sure I'll make an exception :D.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Aug-02 07:41 PM
Sweet, Baby Duck:
On that last note...I take your leave. Make sure CZAR treats you right!
Diva_Starz:
Wonders never cease! :)
Nepali_keto: Dear awesome, handsome................WILLING HUNK,
Forget the surgeries: Read this book..."What A Woman Wants"
Suryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
Keep watching the pendulum of your clock...seems to be a great purchase! :)
CZAR: Don't change your name to Don Juan!
Might ruin your image!! :)
Yours truly,
Well-wishing Participant Observer! :)
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| watever |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:17 AM
Whatever!
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| watever |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:26 AM
but yours truly Sitara...you are might funny hunny! rest are not bad either... just cant keep up with the sitara!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:20 AM
To Baby Duck: you may be the girl of my dream. I think we would probably compliment each other :). Anway, here are some info about me:
I am not too atheletic
I use Fair n Lovely to lighten my skin
Since I am a virgin, I may need "viagra" to jump start my gear.
I like pocket billiard
My right hand biceps are slightly bigger :)
I drool at every woman that passes by.
I often fantasize that I am an South-Asian Brad Pitt.
I refer to my junior partner down below as MiniMe.
I subscribe to Playboy & Penthouse to keep the juices rollin'
I am a sports shoes collecter, my favorite site is www.sneakerpimp.com
My favorite past time is online chat.
I like to surf - that is online surfing.
I have a hairy body, I use Epil-Stop - they sent me a free bathrobe :)
I shave daily - I steal the disposable razor from the motel I work. I use it for a week before I dispose it.
When I came to Amrika, I work size 28 pants, now 6 years and 50 pounds heavier - I fit perfectly in size 35 pants - damn all that parties n coronas.
When I am broke I buy bidis instead of Malboro (but I use the Malboro case just to save my ijaat).
I never rent porn videos - I only borrow from my horny pals for the nite.
I think girls like my kind of body - smooth, soft, and cushiony :)
I tried Apex bleach to whiten my skin - but didn't work.
I tried the same for my teeth - still is yellow as 14K gold.
My favorite shopping store is KMart and ValueCity.
During a date, I take her to "all you can eat buffet" at Pizza Hut.
I have a small appetite - my lunch is usually a 2 double whopper, one biggie fries, and a 32 ounce diet coke.
I like making love - so far only experienced to myself.
I think "free is good" - I get food stamps from the state.
Old is gold - I have a 1982 Toyota Corolla (only 380,000 miles - but new brake pads)
My car's top is rusty - may turn into a convertible next summer.
I am a virgo - see I am a lover not a fighter.
So much... Baby Duck tell me abouts yours.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:37 AM
MadMax: You should have known by now I don't keep a company of perverts or fools. Not that I am saying you are either or both ;)!! I prefer the likes of czar, my knight in shining armor. Where were you MadMax when that dinosoraus rex, nepali bhedo, was making fun of my petite stat ure? Running away with your tail in between your hind legs or watching ponro and jerking off with that nepali bhedo?:-)))
Czar baby, Here I come. Where can we meet? Did you get the tix for met by the way? Yes, I do have quite a temper and red red hair too. I just went to the hairdresser so that you won't be disappointed .
Meet me at the Met!
Yours and only yours
Baby Doll
(baby duck)
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 02:31 PM
Czar,
Umm....i am NOT 5'8! lol..... what i said was is there anyone here thats taller than 5'8?.....im just 5'3
i was just wondering cuz u know we nepali are short and tall guys are all that! =)
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| surya |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 02:52 PM
Gag!!
There I said it again.
All this coquetry, the prancing, and dancing...
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 03:10 PM
Madam Female Suryaaaaaaaaaaa:
Still watching the Pendulum?....If it hasn't hypnotised you by now, try the Sun Dial...used to work in the middle ages...kyare!
:)
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| surya |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 03:22 PM
Sitara:
Madame female?! Ahem! keep to the name I use. I like it better. Surya is a very nice name and besides, those aaaas are getting on my nerves.
Yes, I am watching the clock today. You are right about that. But what about the sun dial now? Aren't they gorgeous.. form and function.
Now you weren't implying they wouldn't work, were you?
Surya astaye pachi bhannu tyo ta. Its still bright out!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 03:49 PM
Mad, VIRGIN, Max...Great thread you started here!
I think Sweet Baby Duck has changed her mind...unless you clean up your act a little:
Ten steps to a new you:
- try the trampolin, you don't have to do much...
- Viagra, only works with the old and the aging... for others, it gives a prolonged .......leading to heart attack due to deficiency in blood circulation in the upper part of your body! try swallowing a blue button...it is possible to have abdominal surgery!
bigger right biceps...........??? oooooooooh, now that is something. Does that mean you use the left side of the brain more?
Wipe your chin before you proposition another female!
MINI...huh?
Those juices don't do much for your brains/health...you know that right? Try Cranberry...known to stop yeast infections!
Shoe fetish too!!...how about stillettoes?? Tried those yet?...might give your calves a workout for a change!..different muscle group you know.
You use a lot of female products...why are you propositioning a woman???????? hmmm
As for razor........ take titanus shots! dhanustankar holani!
size...again?...Damn, you are growing taller horizontally! Must be all the Bovine hormones!!
Pornography?...Does your mommy know about this? Sanai dekhi lagako bani ta hoina ?
For your teeth; try lal danta manjan, datiwan, inta to dhulo and Harpic...guaranteed for a patinum effect!
Shopping....try the Salvation army and Goodwil...heard they are great for the money!
Your diet...Wow! no wonder you can't jump start your "gear"...weak heart!l
Self love keeps you away from AIDS!!! ...Smart choice...STICK to it!
on welfare too!!! Can you also get food stamps for your date??? Curious
your car sounds like a nice antique....have you tried tempo....? Now there is battery run tempos in KTM....much cheaper re!
...Certainly a Virgin too...Is this your first time propositioning a woman?
Hmmmm I would not hold my breath if I were you.... you'd better off holding a billiad
Stick!
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| dirk |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 06:25 PM
Sitara,
Just fumbled into this thread....you should try stand-up comedy....you've really a knack for the sacred as well as the profane....and can give any topic a little twist and lo-and-behold provide an original flavor to it.
Heard that the Viagra will make the juices cascade down like the Niagra!!
Bahut Khoob!
Dirk
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 06:37 PM
Dirk:
hehehe!....Should I take that as a compliment?
As for Viagra...I wouldn't know....read it medical journals ni!
Profane?????...have you heard me swear or curse?????? :(
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| czar |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 08:11 PM
Baby doll,
I take it Puccini is to your taste ? If so, a production of 'Turandot' is scheduled at the Met. The setting, the Forbidden City of Peking.
With the Russian Tea Room closed, we will have to figure out where we want to do a late supper. If all else fails, I have chilled wine and an ecletic collection of music at home.
What sayest thou ?
A word to nepalikt - you reach just about reach my chin, so go for the stilettos. ;)
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| nepali_keto |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 08:59 PM
Baby duck...
I don't know how to say this....sorry if I offend you...but I think I have fallen in ...love....with your online persona...it has been aeons since I cared about someone so much....you make my heart beat faster....my legs shake when I come across your pseudonym...and my lips tremble... For the past two days I have thought of nobody else but you....Just be mine, girl, just be mine.... I will worship your feet if you want me to..... You can treat me like a skunk...or a poodle... or a stray dog....the choice is yours.....but come to me...that is my only desire...I wanna caress your soft, petite body...Oh, how I long for you....we can dance to Beethoven's music...together we can frisk and frolick.... and play....for eternity.....that's all I want...that's all I want...Please do not scold me...for I am just a harmless, sentimental cat...and please do not reject me...please do not reject me....
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:01 PM
CZAR:....BAD Memory or a Freudian Slip????
Was that really anepaliket who propositioned you??????.... you need to keep track of your women sweety!
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| czar |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:09 PM
keti@DC, my apologies. That was meant for you, about you donning your stilettos. Blame it on the fact that I spend umpteen hours a day looking at computer screens at work
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:25 PM
Czar! (baby duck lets out a big sigh)
Czar babe. You **know** me! You **want** me! Otherwise, you would have never mentioned Puccini. I must tell you though Turandot is a sad opera. Should we do that on our first date? Maybe something light. No, no , not a musical . I hate it. I despise musicals. Ok then Turandot (I am not sure about the spelling) it is!
Chilled wine sounds fine. Home cooked meal sounds divine! Can you tell I am falling for you?
PS what do you think WE should do about Nepali Keto?
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| czar |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 09:58 PM
Baby doll,
Perhaps the piano recital at the Carnegie is more to your taste ? As for dinner, I can always rustle up something. Simple fare it will be, but made with care and affection.
I am impressed, not that many that can tell Tarandot from Tango. But I did have my heart set on The Phantom Of the Opera for another time..
About the suitor pining for you ? Well, he had his chances, he blew it. C'est la vie.
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| dirk |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:18 PM
Czar,
I think Tscichovsky's "The Nut Cracker" would be most appropriate opera for you....alas! it's mostly staged towards Christmas....may be Babyduck can provide her own rendition of "The Ball Breaker" for you, mon ami !!! I hope you do not meet the same fate as Czar Nicholas!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:30 PM
Dirk!!!
You've fumbled your way into this thread again?
and you leave me with a "back-handed" compliment???? :(
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| dirk |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:34 PM
I guess now quite a few can tell the differnce between Turandot and Tango!!!
The Tango was born on the shores of the Rio de la Plata in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. " La Cumparsita " , the most recognized of all tangos was written by a Uruguayan " Gerardo Matos Rodriguez ". "El Mago" who is Carlos Gardel is said to have been born in Uruguay. The Tango is "Rioplatense", thus the name: Tango Rio. There are many different tango styles and the dance changes with the times and locations.
Turandot
Giacomo Puccini
ACT I:
Peking, legendary times. In a quarter swarming with people near the Forbidden City, a Mandarin reads an edict: any prince seeking to marry Princess Turandot must answer three riddles - and if he fails, he will die. Her latest suitor, the Prince of Persia, is to be executed at the rise of the moon. Bloodthirsty citizens urge the executioner on, and in the tumult a slave girl, Liù, calls out for help when her aged master is pushed to the ground. A handsome youth recognizes him as his long-lost father, Timur, vanquished king of Tartary. When the old man tells his son, Prince Calàf, that only Liù has remained faithful to him, the youth asks her why. She replies it is because once, long ago, Calàf smiled on her. The mob again cries for blood, but the moon emerges, and all fall into sudden, fearful silence. The doomed suitor passes on the way to execution, moving the onlookers to call upon Turandot to spare his life. Turandot appears and, with a contemptuous gesture, bids the execution proceed. The crowd hears a death cry in the distance. Calàf, smitten with the princess' beauty, determines to win her as his bride, striding to the gong that proclaims the arrival of a new suitor. Turandot's ministers Ping, Pang and Pong try to discourage the youth, their warnings supplemented by the entreaties of Timur and the tearful Liù. Despite their pleas, Calàf strikes the fatal gong and calls out Turandot's name.
ACT II:
In their quarters, Ping, Pang and Pong lament Turandot's bloody reign, praying that love will conquer her icy heart so peace can return. As the populace gathers to hear Turandot question the new challenger, the ministers are called back to harsh reality.
The aged Emperor Altoum, seated on a high throne in the Imperial Palace, asks Calàf to give up his quest, but in vain. Turandot enters and tells the story of her ancestor Princess Lou-Ling, brutally slain by a conquering prince; in revenge Turandot has turned against all men, determining that none shall ever possess her. She poses her first question: what is born each night and dies each dawn? "Hope," Calàf answers correctly. Unnerved, Turandot continues: what flickers red and warm like a flame, yet is not fire? "Blood," replies Calàf after a moment's pause. Shaken, Turandot delivers her third riddle: what is like ice but burns? A tense silence prevails until Calàf triumphantly cries "Turandot!" While the crowd gives thanks, the princess begs her father not to abandon her to a stranger, but to no avail. Calàf generously offers Turandot a riddle of his own: if she can learn his name by dawn, he will forfeit his life.
ACT III:
In a palace garden, Calàf hears a proclamation: on pain of death, no one in Peking shall sleep until Turandot learns the stranger's name. The prince muses on his impending joy; but Ping, Pang and Pong try unsuccessfully to bribe him to withdraw. As the fearful mob threatens Calàf with drawn daggers to learn his name, soldiers drag in Liù and Timur. Horrified, Calàf tries to convince the mob that neither knows his secret. When Turandot appears, commanding the dazed Timur to speak, Liù cries out that she alone knows the stranger's identity. Though tortured, she remains silent. Impressed by such endurance, Turandot asks Liù's secret; "Love," the girl replies. When the princess signals the soldiers to intensify the torture, Liù snatches a dagger from one of them and kills herself. The grieving Timur and the crowd follow her body as it is carried away. Turandot remains alone to confront Calàf, who at length takes her in his arms, forcing her to kiss him. Knowing physical passion for the first time, Turandot weeps. The prince, now sure of his victory, tells her his name.
As the people hail the emperor, Turandot approaches his throne, announcing that the stranger's name is - Love.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 10:49 PM
Dirk: GRACIOUS!!!....and truly impressed by your intense reference to the context!
Would you pause for a deep breath before you start on the "Nut Cracker"??? :)
You do sound winded...a bit!!
Absolutely impressed ...an "informed" poet too!! Your hidden talents cannot be contained! :)
PS. Did you know that the Argentine Tango was born out of the brothels of Europe?
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| czar |
Posted
on 21-Aug-02 11:29 PM
Dirk,
Here's the URL you copied from :
http://www.metopera.org/synopses/turandot.html
Impressive cut n paste skills ! Bravo ! Encore, encore ! Tres Bien !
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| Diva_Starz |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 12:00 AM
Respected Czar:
Everything is fair in love and war....copyin' n pastin' are minor until one gets caught for plagiarism.
Btw, were you following Dirk in your ducati or still ridin' a gallant horse?:):)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 06:58 AM
Madame Female Suryaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Note that I said "watch the Sun Dial" not the "Sun's Dial"!
I don't unusally make it a habit of poking at/into trash cans but was wondering where the stench was coming from (referring to your suggestion of "duking it out in the chat room")...IF hypnotism fails, try Harpic...might remove the stench...
As for getting on your nerves, Wasn't that my original intention?
As for Surya being a "nice" name....you are right there! Were you trying to give it a bad name???????????????
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| dirk |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 07:08 AM
Czar,
No way did I intend to pass the synopsis of "Turandot" as my own......it was for people who probably were curious to what it's all about.
As for your throwing around names like Russian Tea Room, Carnegie Hall, The Met....doesn't impress me. I'd more impressed if you knew where CBGB, Wetlands, The Blue Note..etc. were . Been there, done that!!! May be Baby duck was impressed not Papa Duck...or should I say, Papa Doc.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 07:40 AM
The length and breath people go to impress cyber voyer! And when get caught they turn around and accuse of name dropping!! Heh! :-) I think plagarist label from Diva did not sit well with him. What do you think? Poor my hero Sitara. What a disappointment.
So Czar, I went back and looked at your "vital statistics" and you have mentioned you can cook only wai-wai! No matter, if you make that with love and care as you promised I don't think I would mind that much. That chilled Wine better be of an exceptional quality though!
What are they playing at the Carnegie?
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| czar |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:00 AM
Baby doll,
A performance by the winners of the International Youth Piano competition at Carnegie. No worries, since I posted my stats, my culinary repertoire has widened. Even the glass of water I serve you shall be with care. As for the vintage, we can always pick it together.
Dirk the berk got miffed. Kleenex?
If not, Sitara will prescribe Harpic, the cure-all for everything eh ? ;)
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| surya |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:58 AM
Sitara:
Stench and harpic and mangling my name again! For being all clever and cute, you certainly have claws! I say the veneer is slipping, dahling. You might want to go to the powder room and do a little touch up.
I honestly thought your original response was clever, but do have to say if you did not get on my nerves then, well , you have succeeded well now! Congratulations!
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| dirk |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 10:44 AM
Czar,
Take a chill pill. Don't need to get carried away with your useless banter. I ain't miffed, my boy!
I don't think you know your cabernet sauvignon from your chaang nor your merlot from your wasa!Only culture you know is the one that comes from yogurt!
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| Keti@DC |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 02:11 PM
Czar,
what was for me? i didn't read it cuz i didn't see it...........
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 02:46 PM
I am too paakhe to have knowledge about all the references you people are using in your baartaalaap, but I am having a great time listening you guys. Very entertaining thread indeed. Keep going, friends.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 05:06 PM
Diary of a baby duck.
Page:4. time:6.11 pm
People were doing ta chad ra ma chad only yesterday to talk about enhanching certain anatomy of a male body. Now, I see people are doing again ta chad ra ma chad but, this time to SOUND AND LOOK the most sophisticated! What a difference a day or a posting makes! You can never tell. Live and learn right czar, my shining star?
What is happening between Surya and Sitara? A lot of hsssssie fit going on. I am a bit worried today. A lot of women seem to be taken by your disarming charm czar. Am I going to have a lot of competition? Competition is fine as long as you are by my side. What say? :-) Deal? Or is it too early to make a deal?
Let's skip the piano recital by youth. I am all for Turandot. Love conquers all. How apt!!! Never been to the Carnegie, maybe next time. What kind of music do you listen to? Have you listened to Buena vista club? The second song in the track is my favorite.
A little note to nepali keto: You seem to acknowledge your sins finally. But Purgatory is itfor you for now. Just hang in there. Maybe you will be thrown back to hell and finally heaven. Wouldn't that be a devine comedy?
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| surya |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 05:34 PM
Baby Duck:
Thanks for sharing your precious diary entry with us! Feel so privledged!
Hissy Fit?! Hardly, dahling! I don't have hissy fits as a rule! But I do speak up when I have a burr on my side. And as for competiton, you don't have to worry about me, dahling. I am not in the race. I am just an observer, a mere commentator in this case at least.
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 05:45 PM
Surya dahling,
I am glad you did not mind reading my very personal public diary. Where has the line in between those two gone? With the 20th century?
Yeah maybe you are right. There was no hssssssy fit :). I think you were just disgusted by prancing and bantering by the other girls in the pack.:-]
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 06:30 PM
Surya...Sorry about my "claws" they do get unsheathed at times....when I forget my velvet gloves.
Have you been to the CAT FIght in the Girl Next door's "Boys do you want to date me"???????? Wow! The place reeeeks of dirty, mangly, alley cats!!!
Yes, your name is beautiful!
Baby duck:
Don't get threatened sweety, CZAR is all yours...Just make sure which side his laurels are resting! He does not seem to be able to keep track of his women!! ;) Sorry! Ex-love, I don't think this little baby wants to be just another notch on your guitar!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 06:47 PM
Dirk,........ Was CZAR, really trying to impress you????????? Hmmmmmmm confused!
I know he has a reputation for charging at windmills, for the damsels...but this is new!!!!
Culture??? French, Italian, Japanese, Russian or Dahi??? You guys are absolutely boggling my uncultured mind!...... kyas ce qui c'est passe? (sp...is Nepali phonetic!)
Je na c'est pas!!! zee mind is zeee tied in zee nut!!! (Cracker???)
Hehehe!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:18 PM
I forgot to add the following:
I know how to please a woman (theoritical knowledge) - got a long tongue
I am well endowed
Anybody wanna date me?
Call 800-MY-MADMAX ext 69
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:34 PM
MAD MAX...
Found your tongue?????????????????
I thought the cat got your tongue for a minute there!!!
I am glad you are sahi salamat! That is always a plus! So what do you call your tongue..."MAXI Me"?
Wish you all the best! :)
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:43 PM
Sitara: You got it right :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 09:05 PM
Hehehe!! MAD MINI MAXI MAX... (oooooooooooh what a tongue twister!!!!!) :)
Watch it, you might tie your tongue into a Nut.....oooops knot!
You are so bad!!! :) started another thread already hoina?????
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| ??????? |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 09:11 PM
okay u guys have lots ofqualification but do u guys have green card or H1 visa. because we girls want secure life. kura bhane safa aba nepal ma gayera basnata garho huncha ni.
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| czar |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 10:14 PM
????
For honesty like yours..priceless..for everything else..there's mastercard !
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| ;-) |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 09:28 AM
I was somewhat enjoying the cat-fight somewhat developing between Czar and Dirk... sitara is funny as usual...her self declared female companion suryaa compliments her well... baby duck is quacking away with full vigour...nepli keto seems to be lost somewhere ... by the way Czar you are not filing for bankruptcy (spell check!) soon are you? if you use your credit card at this rate you might have to pretty soon!
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| czar |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 11:36 AM
Wellwisher/Observer:
Please extend a donation forthwith to the 'dating fund' courtesy the is website to fund the following:
Gals - war paint, lotions n potions, n oh yea, mouth wash n Harpic (prescribed by Dottore Sitara).
New wardrobes for the fellers- the gals vented their fury on their fashion sense or lack thereof.
I have simple tastes - will accept a '03 model Jag R Type Coupe for my birthday. My birthday is flexible : it can be anyday it needs to be.
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| surya |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 11:59 AM
Hey the harpic was for the stench... that Sitara thought she smelt. We've worked it out though and the claws were retracted, on both sides! :) And mouth wash? nah, the girls here have fresh breath - minty clean.
Just tell us if you get that Jag for your birthday! Even I would not pass up on a ride on a sweet jag.
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| czar |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 01:20 PM
Suryaa,
If its ride ya want, come a runnin hon.
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| surya |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 02:10 PM
What's with the extra "a," your royal highness? And rides, they're dime a dozen. Especially since you're wishing for the Jag and don't have it at hand already, I think I'll pass. Besides, all the girlies my claw my eyes out!
Enjoy!
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| czar |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 02:54 PM
Sun child,
Why assume I can't get a hold of a Jag XK8? Ya missed yer chance.
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| surya |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 03:21 PM
You might be able to get hold of one Czar, but for how long. I happen to like long cross country trips! So, there. It was neer meant to be!
Sigh.................
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 03:56 PM
Quack! [i cannot say anything anymore!]
Quack! Quack! [one for the road]
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| czar |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 03:59 PM
Baby doll,
That sounds like you're in pain..come, poppet, and we'll go for a drive in the jag. I'll bring the music, you bring the love. What sayest thou ?
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 04:19 PM
that was awfully quick czar? staring at the screen? besides just a few postings ago you were proposing surya with only one 'a', mind you. feeling dejected and turning your head again towards this bebe'?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 05:09 PM
Baby duck....Are you sure you are baby duck? Not a green horn????? Neverless you are catching up....to CZAR's old tricks! and oh... one universal question;
Why did the duck cross the road? ;)
Surya, sorry about the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it is contagious it seems! CZAR's caught it now........ He's got the aaaaads! told you he was reluctant about the AID's test!
CZAR, Sorry ex-love.... charging windmills and and charging credit cards are not the same!!!!!! times have changed...so have women! :(
:-) observer,
As for Dirk the cultured, was last seen on the thread "Boys do you want to date me".
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| czar |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 06:39 PM
Sitara,
US Agency for International Development, Danish AID Agency, Finnish Internationl AID Agency, I worked with them all. Guilty by association..
AIDS loom large in your mind..must be the developmental mind set..
Baby doll, I was offering her a spin in the jag, not a spin on me.
Times, n women, have changed. Gallantry and chivalry doesn't pay, La Dame Sans Merci
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| baby duck |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 06:46 PM
the answer to your first question Sitara, sometimes foe, many-a-times friend:
why did the duck cross the road?
-To meet czar?
Green horn? what's that??? How about Rhapsody in Blue? Hey there czar the s(t)ar?;)!
***
Tonight I can sleep well czar. . Spin in the zag offer was a bit too much to swallow for this thin and delicate throat of mine.
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