| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 07:17 PM
Hahoo Top 10 Tips to impress girls:
(hope she don't hate you already)
1. Eat what she eat: So that you don't smell bad. Buy same brand of candy
same chewing gum, but, never tell or express that "I know you buy it,
thats why I buy it. " This will prove that you are invading her interests
and he might be feeling that whether you are a spy.
2. Wear what color she wear or like. Just watch.
3. Don't rush to say "Honey, I love you". When time arrives don't miss it.
Cook Book theories may not work. Make individual study. If you miss
the chance, you may miss forever, like Paschim, Nepe, HahooGuru, ....
4. Show / Do something that no one else around her can do it.
5. When she is in trouble, help her voluntarily, but, don't ask / don't make drama
"may I help you".
6. Don't laugh when she make non-sense or common sense mistake.
Rather tell her, it sometimes happen, don't worry. Sympathy.
7. When she is with her friends, either don't talk even with her, if you
can not talk to her, but, don't give importance to her rivals.
8. Tell women are not less than males, and she can do it. Gender Biasness.
Educated girls don't want generalizations "yo KT le garne kaam hoina".
9. Keep your personal dignity high:
a. Be punctual, cooperative to other guys irrespective of gender, race and ...
b. when someone else needs help, help him or him.
c. when someone try to insult you, for things you have done nothing mistake,
either leave the place, or burst or put your logic. Don't compete to
"who can be more GHATIYA".
d. When make mistake, someone suffers because of your mistake, apologize.
Apology is not bad.
e. Don't do something unethical when you find NO ONE is going to check you.
I mean don'T feel great that you can BY PASS ethics, law. . . . . e.g.
in Japan, when you drive car in country side there are human less
shops, where peoples just leave the money and buy goods. They just
leave money on the open tray. Well, think what will you do when you
find such shops? Will you pay or not?
f. Don't do things that "arule timro kura timro pachadi katun and she listen
those kura". If you are in Japan, don't buy RNAC ticket to go back to
Nepal. She will complain you that Kasto airline khojeko, alikati badhi
paisa tireko bhe ta aru airline ma sukh sanga jana paintyo. Well, RNAC
is real joke here and irritating. When I tried to confirm a returning ticket to my wife
in RNAC (one year open ticket), the M. Guy (the manager) told me
that there is no seat, even waiting list is not possible. When I asked someone
else to help me, Mr. M. told him to contact next day at RNAC office.
Next day morning, when he did contact, there was seat available but
not closer to dashain. Well, 10 minutes later I made another telephone,
talked to the lady. She said there is no seat, no booking. When I said her
that I want to buy ticket, and I asked how can buy RNAC ticket from Japan.
Suddenly, the clerk said there is one seat available "tapai lagi thyakka chha
rahicha" on Oct. 6th, just 3 days before Dashain. What a double standard?
My wife was angry with me that why could I book for Oct. 6th and why
she don't have. I told her, its not because of me, RNAC is like that.
So when you travel with your ... loved ones, select appropriate service
providers that does not create problem later, she blame on you that
"yo timle garda nai ta ho ni. Mero lagi bhanera carefully bargain/ discuss/
kuro napuryar holani ta. . . . .. ". Well, she can understand if it happens
rarely, but, when it occures regualraly as RNAC (its cronic problem) tickets.
The things mentioned her are real. But don't tell it to RANC's manager.
Rest later.
HG
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 02:25 AM
Mitra,
If you know stastics, you know how to deal with things.
Statisticians say that there is nothing 100% sure.
Well, gaussian distribution has two paramaters. One
average value, and other standard deviation / variance / ...
whatever you call.
So, with 10% sampling you can guess 90% quite accurately.
You are right that our prediction will not catch 100% but, sway of
3 times standard deviation is said to occupy 93% samples. Thus,
don't worry you can remain within rest 7 percent if you thing
you are not TYPICAL but, unique personality.
HG
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