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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:02 PM
To all the avid dantya katha fans; esp. dedicated to junkie dai and kahare, who have shown amazing persistence. Hope it will also evoke fresh interest among others *******************
BUDI RA KHUKURA
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EKA DESH MA, there lived a very poor “budi.” She lived alone in a jungle. She was barely living by collecting firewood from the jungle and selling it in a nearby village. One day, while she was collecting firewood as usual, she found an egg. “probably jungali khukura ko fool” thought budi. Anways, she took the egg home and kept it in a safe place.
After a few days, the egg hatched into a very robust “khukura ko challa.” Seeing the helpless chic, she began to nurture it with great care barely surviving herself in her destitution. One day, when “khukura” had become jawan, it asked “budi” : “Budi Aama! If you have some money, give it to me. I will bring some things from the store.”
Budi was shocked seeing the Khukura talk like a human(what about angreji bolne khukura…haha j/k). In this shock, budi gave away “ek paisa” which she had saved working rigorously throughout her life. “khukura” took the money and headed towards a big chamal store and asked the storekeeper “Pasale dai! Give me ek paisa ko chamal jhattai”
Storekeeper was shocked , “How much do u think is ek paisa ko chamal huh? Thaap khukura, where shall I put it?”
Khukura replied “Whatever that piles up inside my ear, pile it”
Pasale dai too wondered “tyo jabo kaan ko pwal ma kati nai adcha ra” he started putting chamal in in khukura's ear, but what is this “achamma” The entire chamal of the store was piled up inside khukura’s ear but it did not fill up completely. In the end, Pasale resigned “you take your money back, and return my chamal” Smart khukura too complied, took the money, leaving back partial chamal it flew back home.
Upon reaching home, he told budi “budi aama, budi aama, make some space” and started pouring out the chamal from his ear filling up budi’s small cottage. Next, the khukura flew to “daal” ko store and used the similar trick he had used in Chamal pasal. In this way, he got salt, oil, masalas, and all the other necessities of home. With this support, khukura and budi aama built a big mansion like a palace. Budi aama was rich now; She had the same amount of wealth as any other king around.
One day, khukura left the house in order to marry a princess of a neighboring country. On his way, he met a hive of bees. They asked “khukura dai! Where are you going” khukura replied arrogantly “to marry the daughter of the king” the bees begged to khukura, “take us with you, we might be of some help, ” Khukura agreed and put the hive in one of his “Magical” ears and went along. Next he met a pond who asked the similar question, and it too begged to go with the khukura promising to help him if he ran across any trouble. Khkura put the water in the pond in his other ear and went along. He then found a firewood on fire, who begged khukura to take with it promising to help yet again. He put the firewood at the end near the hive.
When khukura reached the palace, it flew and took resort in a high branch of a tree nearby. His heart sunk when he saw that the wedding of the princess was bout to take place. The palace was bustling with people, music and laughter.
Khukura got down and told the guard at the door, “Eh dhoka pale, I have come to marry the princess, please inform the king” The guard laughed at him and asked few other guards to chase the khukura away.
Khukura too ordered the bees, “mahuri ho, sipahi haroo ko seer khai deu ta” . The bees attacked the guards and soon enough, there was a havoc. The guards rushed to the king with their miseries and begged the king to see the khukura. Finally, the king himself riding on the elephant approached the khukura. Khukura explained his desire respectfully to the king, “Raja saheb! I have come to marry your daughter. Please give her hand to me, or else there will be chaos in your kingdom” the king got angry at this and retorted back “you little inferior wild animal will marry my gorgeous daughter? If you love your life, run away now, or else, you will be executed”
Khukura was not gonna back away at this. He ordered the flaming firewood to set the palace on fire. There was indeed a chaos. Family, children, friends began shouting frantically and ran away in search of a shelter. King tried myriad ways to put out the fire but finally gave in to khukura, and promised to give his daughter.
Finally, khukura ordered the water to put out the fire, and they together renovated the palace immediately like it was before. The wedding of khukura and princess took place in great fashion. Khukura then headed home with the princess and other jantis with the band playing in the front.
Budi aama was euphoric to see princess as her daughter in law ( when did budi aama accept khukura as her son, dantya katha ;)). After that day, the three lived together with lot of servants, guards and counselors happily ever after.
Epilogue: Jo suning, uslai soon ko garland, jo bhaning, uslai fool ko garland, let this story go to baikhunta, ani bhanne bela ma let it come to my mouth (JO LEKHING, USLAI DANTYA KATHA FANS KO GARLAND hai? ;) )
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| psychodreamer |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 08:56 PM
you are awesome bro...
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| destiny12 |
Posted
on 22-Aug-02 10:46 PM
oys!!!
AWESOME!!!.. ur dantya katha was rellly cool , it relieved me as i 'd been all my way thru da tiresome day...".kukhura ra princess ko jodi" rocks..lil bit perplexing,still,"DANTYA KATHA GLISTENS".....
junkie, khahare wud be dandling wid it as i've been doing so far...ani aruuu...dantya katha sunneee oys!..plz plz plz.....
some of the portions being quite hilarious...squeezed my abdomen (after a mirthful ....ludicrous.. portions)...ahhh! jus' wondering..."kukhura had a CRUSH on Princess" lol....
wann moreeee...dantya kathas"
where's a garland for meh!(afterall i replied ya)
cheers!!
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 12:13 AM
Aaha .... kya majja aayo aaja ..... Good one Oys bhai ....yo katha Sajha ko archive ma gayee halla ....... Junkie lai sunna maan lagne bela, Oys ko mukh ma aru dhantya katha aahe jala .....
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| cherrycola |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 01:25 AM
comfoOoo... :o)
That's the story you were talking about..
erika
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| khahare |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 07:21 AM
Happiest sajhaite with this thread "DANTHYA KATHA" must be khahare.Great work!!! Kudos to OYS_CHILL
Khahare~danthya katha bro
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 03:43 PM
I thought there were much more avid DANTYA KATHA FANS..looks like there are more nepricans :(
nways, u guys enjoyed it :) koool!!
haha! khukura really did have crush on the princess ;)
oys
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 08:21 PM
Dashain tah aaoo-sh .... mailay jane ko chhu toy khukura lai ..... sliced, diced and heartily cooked ..... onion fry .... then mix its masu, .... until about to be cooked .... throw in masala ..... until well done, but in some water ....... bring to boil to taste .... ;)
Dashain aauna lagyo ..... khalu .... pilau-lah .... :)
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| G_dablu_at_ch |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 08:44 PM
rato bhaleeeeeee... chicken runnnnn.. samat samatttttt... kan samat tyeskoooooooooooooo..
sarba pratham, oyster lai mero hridaya ko lower end bata muri muri badhai! afule kukhura ko rup dharan garera princess lai bihe garne yojana hami sabai ko samu rakhe ko ma ma.. ra sampurna Nepali janata yeha ko abhari cha. tyo Princess India ko ho ki China ko ho tyo ullekh gardinu huna hami binamra anurodh garda chau.
Look at that freakin shiyat... where??? up in the sky you moron... but i only see da freakin ceiling. you dumb ars CHICKEN shiyat.. look outside your window.. dont ya see that... flying thing???...
It's a plain.... No... It's a heli_coptor... Hell no... it's a Rocket... (hmmm maybe).. No...
It's superman... (I'm not gay...).. sorry!!!.. It's superwoman.... No.. then what is it???
It's our chicken you chicken dumb ars punk...
Oh!!!! hora?? :S
Hokyaran... oyster bajele tyehi bhanera patha thiyo.. ho kyaran...
G_dablu_at_ch
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| destiny12 |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 09:02 PM
KUKHURAA!! ....if U kill kukhura so brutally,AHH!gona be bloodshed......"kukhura ko bali"..... JUNKIE,dunn be that ba...d....thn how abt RAJKUMARI?? WHT'LL happen to her??
dashain..ma kukhura khane tara....."Dantya katha ko kukhura hoina"....laaa!!
Oys reminded me of kwaati....Junkie! did da same thing...DAshain!! ohh,kwaati ta miss gare gare...now i dunn wana miss "maasu chiura""(bhuttannn!! ahh!!).....bhok lagyoo!
cheers!!
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| watever |
Posted
on 23-Aug-02 11:30 PM
Dear oys
hmmmm... well am not an avid dantya katha reader/writer like you so cant make much sense out of those anyways! but yo hajurko masterpiece chaini somehow Aladdin inspired jastai chha.... I dont know how many would agree (prbably none!) but still....
nahhh i cant think of anything else to say... because if I do can you literally imagine a walking, talking magical kukhura who marries a princess.... man atleast he should hab been life size! pooor princess! :P
As always
Whatever!
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| pehchaan |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 10:35 AM
hey oys......you've got one hell of an imagination......something to envy!!!your writing skills are wonderful and maybe i'll get to read some other of your gorgeous stories!!though i dont visit this site so often!! i am a great fan of yours .....and the kukhura well his ears should have hurt a lot!!:P and the princess .....really what does she do with a kukhuraa after marriage......what can they do together!!:P(lol)
well oys the basic thing is that u shud never stop writing.....maybe u can even be some inspiration to ppl like me!!.........i have heard that ppl who can write have lots inside their heads maybe can share them with ya!!;)(hopefully:D)
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| joke and poke!! |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 10:43 AM
my oys love your story and love ya!!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 12:31 PM
mmm now this is getting interestente!!!!!!!
g dablu gatch MURDAR!!! bhatteeeeeeeeee, thanx for yor comment....tara chicken tatai hosssssss!! hahaha princess from boston :O ;)
Whatever, mmm i am really sorry, dantya katha didn't appeal to you, i am sure whoeever started dantya katha must be hel more imaginaitive than the author of alladin......i wonder, where my granmom got so much inspiration..whatever, maybe i should send you the book hai? haha do u know how to read? or will you sleep? ;) WHATEVER right??
PEhchan.......pugyo pugyo......haha its not my imagination bro, if i were that creative, i wouldn't be so stuck up in this hispanic ghetto..NYWAYS, THANX FORYOUR MORE THAN HUMBLE COMMENTS......well, aroo stories, if life and time permits bro.. u r right bout one thing though.........there r too many things inside my head :P ..sometimes i wonder, something's in my head its nt me ;) perhaps lunatics can explain
joke and poke? i lops you too..:) haha whoever ur :
chill oys
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 12:46 PM
The lunatic is on the grass (rock on hippies)
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
The lunatic is in my head.
You raise the blade, you make the change
You keep posting Dhantya kathas and Sajhities will re-arrange me 'til u r sane. ;)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 12:48 PM
But i locked the door, and threw away the keys,
Something's in my head its not me ;)
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| watever |
Posted
on 24-Aug-02 09:47 PM
Maybe you should send the book after all :P might increase my Nepali vocab! I DO know how to read... if not I can learn... I can be a fast learner :P... "whoever" started dantya kathas must be hell LOT (or maybe not!) imaginative than Aladdin but I was NOT talking about "whoever" here... I was talking about YOU!:P I was talking about YOUR kukhura ko katha :P...
LOL pehchaan... I was kinda wondering the same thing too! and I DO agree ppl who write (esp oys ;)) can be an inspiration to many like you and me (ahem!)....
AND yeah for rest of the things (oh not including your granmom hai oys! respect!) ;)WHATEVER! :D
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 25-Aug-02 03:38 PM
oks maybe, i should shift gears to "SUNAULO KATHA" from dantyakatha?? any suggestions fellas ;) or shiftback to memory lanes :S
oys?????
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