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Famous Sajhaites - Gaijatra Nick Names!!!!

   Na Risaunus Hai, Sajhaites didi bahini h 23-Aug-02 Logical Sense
     hahaha Logical Sense: Logical in the s 23-Aug-02 oys_chill
       Oys_chill... Laughing at Paramendra's 23-Aug-02 SITARA
         LOL funny one.... 23-Aug-02 Keti@DC
           More Gaijatra Nick names - some on girl 23-Aug-02 Logical Sense
             Logical sense: Famous female Sajhaite 23-Aug-02 surya
               Why did you forget me? ~dbb 23-Aug-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai
                 Dear Sajhaites, Please write something " 23-Aug-02 gaizatra
                   haha ..... majja aayo ..... Long Live Ga 23-Aug-02 Junkie
                     mothergoose nattytread soleil? ..? 23-Aug-02 sajhaite
                       I am glad that you guys liked it. Fri 23-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                         Gaijatra Name for 'Sajha.com' itself 23-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                           rekha: 18 year spokes(man)girl of sajha 23-Aug-02 gaijatre
                             deshbhakta bhattarai:I am the only one t 23-Aug-02 gaijatre
                               logical sense jee, why are you missin 23-Aug-02 gaijatre
                                 Hey Logical sense, Pretty creative. 23-Aug-02 ashu
                                   Logical Sense, My Dear! You put a smile 23-Aug-02 NK
                                     No offense to anyone intended. Pls take 23-Aug-02 jame bonds
                                       Logical Sense: :( you hurt my feeli 23-Aug-02 SITARA
This is sooooooooooo funny...!!! 23-Aug-02 catmandogal
   and oh yes!!!!!! Keti@DC and Putali K 23-Aug-02 SITARA
     NK : "I thought I'd begin by reading a p 23-Aug-02 MG
       Taja Taja Khabar "HahooFanClub Medals of 24-Aug-02 HahooGuru
         haha Sitara ..... if I saw Lucy and diam 24-Aug-02 Junkie
           Gaijaatra ta manaunai paryo ni, hoina? S 24-Aug-02 Paschim
             Sitara, wtf was that? can't you do b 24-Aug-02 $FOXY$
               I know, I know it is a Gaijatre fun. Bu 24-Aug-02 NK
                 Sitara: You are funny! Knew you w 24-Aug-02 surya
                   Paschim, Here's one on Sitara, " 24-Aug-02 dirk
                     Surya: That was with compliments from 24-Aug-02 SITARA
                       Dirk...... You wordsmith you! Literatur 24-Aug-02 SITARA
                         Logical Sense,.... oh PUHELEASE! we 24-Aug-02 Keti@DC
                           o ho SITARA dijyu, la la thank you!! 24-Aug-02 $FOXY$
                             KETI@DC, LMAO, i was like "wtf" too. 24-Aug-02 $FOXY$
                               Gaijatra on Sajha: Salaam unhein jo S 24-Aug-02 paramendra
                                 Paramendra, Why in h 24-Aug-02 mike d
                                   Gaijatra bhaneko ali HOT hunu parchha... 24-Aug-02 Happy_Gaijatra
                                     Arjel ko bhoot le tarsayekaharu ======= 24-Aug-02 Gokul
                                       Who needs to live in the past (70s to be 24-Aug-02 Junkie
<img src="http://www.sajha.com/sajha/htm 24-Aug-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai
   hhmm..... someone write something for SI 24-Aug-02 Keti@DC
     sitara -- he is a star but not a shining 24-Aug-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai
       "My politics as yet are all to educate: 24-Aug-02 czar
         Ok, that in nepali font was truly funny. 24-Aug-02 NK
           Desh Bhakta.... LOL...im the president 24-Aug-02 Keti@DC
             happy_gaijatra, you literally cracked me 24-Aug-02 Dilasha
               Please dont take it seriously. Its purel 24-Aug-02 prashnachinha
                 Desh Bhakta ji.........."MA Nepali Jhan 24-Aug-02 SITARA
                   "anepalikt -- Single and looking (for a 24-Aug-02 anepalikt
                     Biswo - where are you? Hmm, overwhelm 24-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                       anepalikt, you sound like a hottie. Dum 24-Aug-02 euta thita
                         Sitra, Peel them all ever so slowly. I 24-Aug-02 czar
                           hey folks! It seems something very 24-Aug-02 its meh!
                             euta thitaji...."My mouth is directly an 24-Aug-02 SITARA
                               No, what 'nepal news chat'? Never been 24-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                                 Ahhhhhhhhh....by bigger mouth do you mea 24-Aug-02 euta thita
                                   Sitara darlin, we're talking blood sport 24-Aug-02 czar
                                     Oh, wow!! These many funny, entertain 24-Aug-02 ashu
                                       Oops, I missed a lot of things. The expl 24-Aug-02 Biswo
Very creative and entertaining thread. T 24-Aug-02 Nepe
   Ashu: Paramendraji, come to Sajha As 25-Aug-02 paramendra
     aaha ..... kasto ramro analysis ..... Go 25-Aug-02 Junkie
       dedicated to ashu eventhough it's one da 25-Aug-02 viewfinder
         one for Paramendra too... Paramendra: 25-Aug-02 viewfinder
           Junkie: Read your post with interest 25-Aug-02 paramendra
             Logican Sense, Thanx....yup we do res 25-Aug-02 Keti@DC
               Czar, what do u mean Foxy/Keti@DC-war 25-Aug-02 Keti@DC
                 NEPE bro, Enjoyed your thread...hahaha! 25-Aug-02 oys_chill
                   yo people...you missed out me : well wis 25-Aug-02 well-wisher
                     okey paschim, its for u arthashaastra 25-Aug-02 prashnachinha
                       can notice! some people trying to come u 25-Aug-02 Ebony_Firefly
                         Ebony_firefly: I don't "know" you to 25-Aug-02 SITARA
                           >Why did you forget me? >~dbb Desh B 25-Aug-02 Gai jatra fan
                             OYS_Chill....."A Long, Long time ago. Wh 25-Aug-02 SITARA
                               Sitara, All a man has to do is tell a 25-Aug-02 czar
                                 Holy Cow! All these talents!!! Nepe yo 25-Aug-02 NK
                                   Forgot to add. It had made me think whe 25-Aug-02 NK
                                     LOOKS LIKE MOST OF YOU FALL UNDER EITHER 25-Aug-02 MadMax
                                       Sounds like you did not like the descrip 25-Aug-02 anepalikt
BTW, SITARA Don Maclean is one of my 25-Aug-02 oys_chill
   czar Posted on 08-25-02 2:19 PM Re 25-Aug-02 paramendra
     Paramendra! Is this revenge for the thre 25-Aug-02 anepalikt
       anepalikt: I will probably take your 25-Aug-02 paramendra
         Paramendra: So nice of you! But regardl 25-Aug-02 anepalikt
           anepalikt; wise observation, there! P 25-Aug-02 SITARA
             Sitara, Your attempts at educating th 25-Aug-02 czar
               Thanks prasnachinha, loved yours...refre 25-Aug-02 Paschim
                 Prashnachinha?!!? , I think I know who y 25-Aug-02 NK
                   Wouh! so many interesting posts, enjoyed 25-Aug-02 jira
                     someone is not doing his/her research he 25-Aug-02 well-wisher
                       NK Im pretty sure u dont know me. I am 25-Aug-02 prasnachinha
                         Prasnachinha's gaijatre kabita... Oke 25-Aug-02 HahooGuru
                           Hahooguru; Don't "know" you too well but 25-Aug-02 SITARA
                             Dedicated to sajha, Koka shastri mitr 26-Aug-02 sucharya
                               Paramendra, Along with ma picture I flu 26-Aug-02 Bitchpatroll
                                 Czar and Bitchpatroll: You guys deser 26-Aug-02 paramendra
                                   Bitchpatrol A high five to you 26-Aug-02 czar
                                     Czar. Dimlight. Let me throw some vol 26-Aug-02 paramendra
                                       maybe you wanna wipe that mud off your h 26-Aug-02 baby duck
Paramendra you speak english...as in for 26-Aug-02 watever
   HahooGuruji, do I take the 5 star? I wo 26-Aug-02 Logical Sense
     I think people are forgetting that this 26-Aug-02 anepalikt
       Hey Mr Main Amitabh Hun, I am high and 26-Aug-02 Bitchpatroll
         oh me pooh bear! what da'ling statement 26-Aug-02 phew
           Parmendra : You declared that Louis 26-Aug-02 czar
             Czar, Sitara, Paramendra, Harey ! (im 26-Aug-02 Nepe
               La la Nepeji.....kooro milai dina la? 26-Aug-02 deep
                 You hit the bull's eye, Deep. 26-Aug-02 Nepe
                   Nepe, This Is the Gaijatra column, aint 26-Aug-02 czar
                     Why is no one posting any comments on my 26-Aug-02 anepalikt
                       anepalikt, coz that got ain't no air lef 26-Aug-02 NK
                         I know, dahling! Who care if it ain't go 26-Aug-02 anepalikt
                           Nepe ji....Please don't take my name in 26-Aug-02 SITARA
                             Czar and Sitaraji, I suppose there wa 26-Aug-02 Nepe
                               And Bitch Patroll; Please, I beseech 26-Aug-02 SITARA
                                 Sitara, On bended knee and beseeching? 26-Aug-02 czar
                                   Gaijatra Nepe- peace patrol 26-Aug-02 czar
                                     CZAR; you rogue!!!! I am guilty by ass 26-Aug-02 SITARA
                                       Fear not, fair damsel, I charge to your 26-Aug-02 czar
Sitara, Maybe ye need +glasse 27-Aug-02 BitchPatroll
   Sitara, Maybe ye need +glasse 27-Aug-02 BitchPatroll
     Bitchpatroll, Czar, and anyone else inte 27-Aug-02 paramendra
       Paramendra, You are not the first to 27-Aug-02 HahooGuru
         HahooGuru: Your "tactic" is worth con 27-Aug-02 paramendra
           As I had posted in an earlier discussion 27-Aug-02 ?
             I denounce ethnic slurs or a sexist slur 27-Aug-02 NK
               well..as i entered here right now....i h 27-Aug-02 ebony_firefly
                 Hyallu Firefly bro ;) so is this slurri 27-Aug-02 oys_chill
                   Bhyaguta (Frog) ! Parmendra, HahooGur 27-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                     I did not expect to show up in this thre 27-Aug-02 Biruwa
                       hehehe.! hello comfs.!shit! u reminded 27-Aug-02 ebony_firefly
                         Yo haaahooo, Man y 27-Aug-02 BitchPatroll
                           Paramendra: I apologize that I did not 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
                             Logical Sense, you go right ahead *my de 27-Aug-02 NK
                               Parmendra, give thought to the following 27-Aug-02 czar
                                 More Gaijatra Nick Names! NK: 27-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                                   Anepalikt: In retrospect, I accept a mo 27-Aug-02 czar
                                     OOPS! Paramendra (Sachayera Padhnu Hola 27-Aug-02 Logical Sense
                                       correction, Logical Sense. He is not En 27-Aug-02 NK
Bitchpatrol, No one dragged you here as 27-Aug-02 czar
   Jya Phuske Cha! I knew he was European 27-Aug-02 Logical Sense
     Logical Sense: You must have not been r 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
       A Nepali Kt Jyu, I did not notice that G 27-Aug-02 Logical Sense
         "I so then why post anything here? I eve 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
           Amen to that. 27-Aug-02 czar
             Much Ado About nothing!!!!!! A storm 27-Aug-02 SITARA
               To all and sundry, My apologies for bri 27-Aug-02 czar
                 Tag teaming each other still huh you two 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
                   Anepalikt, I am guilty as charged by Si 27-Aug-02 czar
                     CZAR....You are very gracious for having 27-Aug-02 SITARA
                       I meant to put a :) after my little line 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
                         anepalikt: ;) Thanks and perhaps, w 27-Aug-02 SITARA
                           Lets do! :) 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
                             And Paramendra ji; With all due respe 27-Aug-02 SITARA
                               Is it time yet for the smiling family po 27-Aug-02 czar
                                 Cast of characters, in no fixed order 27-Aug-02 czar
                                   A message from the sponsors: The prod 27-Aug-02 czar
                                     Is it resolved yet? Where is Paramendra? 27-Aug-02 anepalikt
                                       And ...off he rode, a lone cowboy...an 27-Aug-02 SITARA
Anepalikt: Thank you very much for th 27-Aug-02 paramendra
   Czar: If your disagreement with me is 27-Aug-02 paramendra
     <img src="http://www.sajha.com/sajha/htm 27-Aug-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai
       Desh Bhakta ji...Let me help you re-enfo 27-Aug-02 SITARA
         All of you who are bitching about negati 28-Aug-02 Bitchpatrol
           To Desh Bhakta Bhattarai: This is in re 28-Aug-02 Nhuchche
             Bitchpatroll: "..Why is his pictures 28-Aug-02 paramendra
               Hey Moron, You aint ge 28-Aug-02 Bitchpatroll
                 Yeah Bitchpatroll there is no social con 28-Aug-02 patroll your mama
                   Oh yeah I forgot one thing, I did not k 28-Aug-02 Bitchpatroll
                     des bhakta bhattarai...interesting name. 28-Aug-02 Ebony_firefly
                       It ain't over till the fat lady sings! 28-Aug-02 anepalikt
                         anepalikt; I think that you sang the Ja 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                           Sitara, Your 'Shri Man Gambhira..' wa 28-Aug-02 Nepe
                             BitchPatrol.... Not true!!! I did fi 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                               Paramendra ji; Your buttons must be s 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                                 Hey since you all decided to go on even 28-Aug-02 anepalikt
                                   Anepalikt: This is more than I could 28-Aug-02 paramendra
                                     anepalikt; Notice what I said, "I do 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                                       Anepalikt; I am more than mildly surp 28-Aug-02 SITARA
Sitara ji, post gai jatra syndrome tyat 28-Aug-02 oys_chill
   Oys_Chill... :( I am a Zen Buddhist. 28-Aug-02 SITARA
     pheri buddha ko kura....pheri brain drai 28-Aug-02 oys_chill
       Damn Oys_chill, I welcome your interfere 28-Aug-02 SITARA
         yo desh ko bato thaha paako bhaye ta, af 28-Aug-02 oys_chill
           Hey oys_ ji?????? How do you keep you 28-Aug-02 SITARA
             Sitara, Anepalikt, Parmendra, Bitchpatro 28-Aug-02 czar
               <img src="http://www.sajha.com/sajha/htm 28-Aug-02 Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai
                 CZAR; ...My voice of reason!!! Thank you 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                   Sitara: On rereading what you wrote to 28-Aug-02 anepalikt
                     Thank you, Czar! 28-Aug-02 anepalikt
                       Aneplikt: I am with you. I gather bot 28-Aug-02 paramendra
                         anepalikt: :) That is ok!!! There is 28-Aug-02 SITARA
                           :) (sheepish grin and thanks to Sitara.) 28-Aug-02 anepalikt
                             A-N-P-K-T Rock 'n Roll :-) 28-Aug-02 paramendra
                               Anepalikt: You are as gracious as you ar 28-Aug-02 czar
                                 helllo mr.desh bhakta bhatttarai... NO 29-Aug-02 Ebony_firefly
                                   let's make this the first topic to cross 29-Aug-02 197 and counting
                                     oye desh bhakta bhattarai dai .. kaha ga 29-Aug-02 fRank
                                       Nepalikt, Guess ma name do 29-Aug-02 bitchpatroll
Does this thread illustrate the Second L 29-Aug-02 czar
   sure does czar ;) Entropy, now that h 29-Aug-02 oys_chill
     Set a snair..rabbit soup for supper...on 29-Aug-02 czar
       UFFFFFF..... pathetic I dont remember a 29-Aug-02 Damn
         Entroy Strikes Again: I like that... 29-Aug-02 Logical Sense
           Logical sense...get out of here! I was a 29-Aug-02 Damn
             Logical sense ji... Keep your antroph 29-Aug-02 SITARA
               jus reminding again sitara ji :P this 29-Aug-02 oys_chill
                 TOXIC huh????Hehe! thanks for the warnin 29-Aug-02 SITARA
                   Jus sheer frustration! period. aaa alch 29-Aug-02 oys_chill
                     THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 29-Aug-02 SITARA
                       such affection threaders thread to this 29-Aug-02 ~*cherrycola*~
                         HahooGuru: Guru Nanak to kya Nanak M 06-Sep-02 paramendra
                           Para, kya mara. ham ko bahut khus hui 06-Sep-02 HahooGuru
                             .... Wah wah. .... HahooGuru se kya sa 06-Sep-02 HahooGuru
                               A synopsis of HahooGuruji's Prabachan! 06-Sep-02 SITARA
                                 Thanks Sitara. Always. HG 06-Sep-02 HahooGuru
                                   Stars in the skies Stars in the eyes H 07-Sep-02 paramendra
                                     private or sajha.... ko ho sajha ko raj 07-Sep-02 ebony_firefly
                                       Sajha ko raja ta thaha bhayena Tara Gur 07-Sep-02 paramendra
THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR KNOWIN 07-Sep-02 anepalikt
   I can understand ANepaliKT'S frustration 07-Sep-02 HahooGuru
     YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN! ZZZZ 08-Sep-02 SITARA
       awwwwwwwwww! hell! is this thread some 08-Sep-02 ebony_firefly
         Hiyaaa everybody! I am back and what di 09-Sep-02 NK
           hi nk, you are incorrigible, aren't you. 09-Sep-02 villageVoice
             Hana hamri NK sarkar kaha bata firti sa 09-Sep-02 deep
               NK:When did I really say that han~ Hahoo 09-Sep-02 HahooGuru


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Logical Sense Posted on 23-Aug-02 03:54 PM

Na Risaunus Hai, Sajhaites didi bahini haru. Gaijatra Ta Ho! Tyopani Aja Friday!

I came up with few Gaijatra Nick Names for 'FAMOUS SAJHAITES':

Ashu: 'When I was in amrica'! Alas! Have to be content with cyberspace...
haven't found any ideal cyber girl yet...Koirala girl? Just a tease...

Biswo: 'KFC is just a disguise' - Nobody has a clue who am I ...Murkha banudai chu!!

Paschim: 'Don't touch me' - I am the best, just sizzling!

Sparsha: 'Pyaar Ma Pagaal' - I can write touchy story too...

NK: 'Cyber didi' - Got to run; daughter, husband, job, laundry, Sajha

HahooGuru: 'Yahoooooo' - Got to keep all cyber kids on check you know!

Paremendra: 'Most daring Jamindar from Terai' - I am a good talker but you do the work!!

San: 'I know all of you' - I am just having fun reading all about you guys, ha ha ha!!!!

Sage: 'I gave up long time back' - Well, I tried to solve Nepal's problem but Nepalese
are one heck of spy...

Patel Singh (Gorkha Dashin Bahu?): 'Mareko Pahade Le Jiundai Bihari Lai Khancha' -
I really thought just opposite, poor me, 24 million people hate me now.

There are many more, please don't feel left out, let us get contribution from others....
oys_chill Posted on 23-Aug-02 04:36 PM

hahaha
Logical Sense: Logical in the sense of humor ;)

bro, i loved the one about paramendra :)
"i am a good talker but u do the work" hahahahah......that one hit the nail on the head...

U MISSEd OUR VERY OWN SAJHA ELITE..DEEP DAI NI...la gai jatra ko silsila ma jahos ;
SITARA Posted on 23-Aug-02 05:36 PM

Oys_chill...

Laughing at Paramendra's holy name....now, now.. ;)

And I thought you were such a gentle man........Poet Laureate :)

Logical:

Nice observations!...If I may say so... would you dare to go for the girls??????????

Been to the "Guys do you want to date me thread?" lately?

aiya yaiya yaia yo!!!!!!!!!
Keti@DC Posted on 23-Aug-02 06:55 PM

LOL

funny one....
Logical Sense Posted on 23-Aug-02 07:12 PM

More Gaijatra Nick names - some on girl characters too!

(Thanks oys_chill, sitara and KT@DC for nice comments - sorry you guys are in here too....:-) )

catmandogal : 'Ashu Ashu Ashu' - Why did you leave me? Come back to USA

$FOXY$/FOXY/SweetCheeks/PutaliKanchi: 'I am hot, I have a Triya Charitra' -
I can do anything to get attention, I can be nasty,
Agadi Payeta Chithorne Pani Thiyen Koparne Pani Thiyen

KT@DC: 'Chya KTAHaru Ta Budhuuuuu!' - Anyone out there???? Ois Ois, Aiya...!

Sitara: 'Reaching to Star!' - At least I am trying - People call me new S.T.A.R
of Sajha (did you know I had a nother Cyber name - Sh!!!)

anepalikt: 'A Fan of Sitara' - We have two bodies but share single sole.
Quite! Cyberpeople think we are same person with two aliases!!!

deep: 'I am a cyber poet' - Well, NK is still not interested, got to go and learn English.

oys-chill: 'I am comment master' - anything including deep dai's poem and
cat and mouse fight of FOXY and PutaliMaiya

Puru Subedi: 'Serious Matter only please' - I am brave, my real name rocks!

More later.....
surya Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:05 PM

Logical sense:

Famous female Sajhaites and no mention of Suna and JDV? Ye la! And what about baby duck?

And what? "anepalikt: 'A Fan of Sitara' - We have two bodies but share single sole.
Quite! Cyberpeople think we are same person with two aliases!!!"

Hey Sitara, didn't know you know you were joined at the ankles with anepalikt? What's with that, girl? I thought you were my pal, dahling?

But most importantly, back to the boys... where is CZAR??
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:11 PM

Why did you forget me?
~dbb
gaizatra Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:11 PM

Dear Sajhaites, Please write something "gaijatre" about these sajhaites. happy gaijatra !!!

sangey
parakhi
bhenda
rekha
nepe
madmax
nhuchhe
hercules
manashalu
junkie
gokul
sujan
jira
sumanraj dhakal
riva
arnico
jdv
harry
sally
rajivsharma
lamjung kunchha
voltaire
DWI
mmmbop
deshbhakta bhattarai
trailokya aryal
village voice
dilasha
pshycodreamer
def
?
limit 3
tiramisu
suna
mitra2
diva_starz
ebony_firefly
....
.....
Junkie Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:14 PM

haha ..... majja aayo ..... Long Live Gai Jatra ..... Well done Logical ..... Glad to know you guys in America haven't forgotten our riti-riwajh ...... :-)
sajhaite Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:20 PM

mothergoose
nattytread
soleil?
..?
Logical Sense Posted on 23-Aug-02 08:57 PM

I am glad that you guys liked it.

Friends, please let me breathe a bit, it takes a while to research on a character and get a punch line. Dhiraj, Dhiraj!!!!!

I have not forgotten anybody, all the names you guys mentioned above are in my list, and of course:

dbb
kancho
The Grocer's wife
MadMax
Dhumbasse(dumbass)
Biruwa
Rekha

All are coming. Not on weekends though! Let us have fun and elongate our Gaijatra!
Logical Sense Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:09 PM

Gaijatra Name for 'Sajha.com' itself

This is last gaijatra name before Weekend kicks in.

Sajha.com - 'Help Help Girls are Taking Over' - Please help me
$FOXY$/SweetCheeks/NepaliKT/KT@DC are all taking over this site.
San, NK, Parmendra can't save me. biswo, paschim, ashu are almost out.
Help Help Help!!!!! Koi Cha!!!!!
gaijatre Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:15 PM

rekha: 18 year spokes(man)girl of sajha from colorado, met PAUNA and MITRA in sajha.com.Long live limit 3!

madmax:I am great (rude?) sajha humorist???!!!!!can post so many threads at one time. others can not do:)

harry: great christian now but i was hari before. let's become christian

parakhai: churot khan sikeko ma euta phaida sajha.com ma good stuff post garna pani kam lagyo, i love taplejung so much

NEPE: I am gazalkar of sajha, wherever I find postings about monarchy, I will be, of course, there to comment

Qreus: ha ha ha.. sajha heros all afraid of me. bhakta of sage

bhenda: aajbholi anger problem bhayekole sajha ma aauna chhadeko chhu
gaijatre Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:23 PM

deshbhakta bhattarai:I am the only one true patriot, naptyaye mero postingko jhanda hera!
mahabharatko katha lekhne aru kunai bahadur chha? where is part IV?

PARAMENDRA: not necessary to have separate matrimonial section for me. you can look my photo in my postings. am not i really handsome??

biswo: I know everything from geeta to math theory, politics to religion, nepal to israel, chitwan to baitadi, can write story to can have fierce debate

.......
gaijatre Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:25 PM

logical sense jee,

why are you missing NEPE?? I know the reason:):):):):):):):):);)
ashu Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:28 PM

Hey Logical sense,

Pretty creative.
Greatly enjoyed this thread.

I like your sense of humor, and had fun reading what you said about me!!

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
NK Posted on 23-Aug-02 09:47 PM

Logical Sense, My Dear! You put a smile on my face :], A big one!

You forgot to mention: painting, trying to read 'la comedia', and making plans of travel, AND, not having a job.

No offense but I still like what BP with an underscore at the beginning called me - A Rogue Poet(!) eons ago.
jame bonds Posted on 23-Aug-02 10:07 PM

No offense to anyone intended. Pls take it lightly

Logical Sense: Logical? dude seems psychological

catmandogal: only now as I type I find you're a girl, i used to think it was a combination of catmandu and dangol i.e. catmandangol - and I thought you were bad at spelling!

oys_chill: gifted at pulling TOOTH Stories out of his ASS

SweetCheeks: hormones raging too much spilling over on sajha.com... hmm your boy's gonna be lucky (at least in the beginning)

MadMax: Angry young man. Looking for things to be angry over. Ok now he's angry over this. Get over it will you?

Paramendra: Param Indra/ Paraminderr. It's interesting that so many people come to sajha.com all wound up in the beginning. Slowly the gases escape from the baloon. Let's hope our param inspired mitra doesn't get unwound too soon. Would love to see different poses with different clothes. He might fit well in my next Jame Bonds flick.

Puru: Highly strung like the great Narad. He comes with his serious postings. Let's loosen up the decimal places in your belt shall we? I mean Literature is NOT everything!

HahooGuru: Ok this one doesn't really need any comments but he would be disappointed not to see his gaijatre water to water analysis from Jame Bonds. Well hahooguru you got FEW good things to say. Note that I say FEW. You do have few smart ideas. But on the whole, most of them are too soporific. Is your ambition to create a Hahooguru cartoon super hero series featuring hahoo-man? Very entertaining tho. I heard that peoples postings are proportional to their jai bhudies. Guruji, you've been working out recently?

Jira: Jira is a fitting name for jira. Most of his ideas and postings are minute like Jira. His ideas might be jire khursani sometimes though.

Yawn so much for tonight.
SITARA Posted on 23-Aug-02 11:13 PM

Logical Sense:

:( you hurt my feelings!!! I was reaching for the Sun!!!!!!!!

Sh.......?? do you suffer from a lisp or a stutter...which is it?

Now you guys are really confusing me...I thought Surya and anepaliketi were alter egos!!!!!

Paramendra looking for matrimonials?.......ho ra?????? I thought he was cyber campaigning for cyber Presidency of Cyber Utopia Nepal!!!!

CZAR?.........CZAR @ hotmale.come (Sorry CZAR, couldn't resist that!)

Dirk?........."You talking to Moi????"

FOXY and SWEET CHEEKS.....MRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!

Baby Duck..."I am a jirey khursani; don't mess with me!!!"

Nepali_Keto?............There is a fine line between Buddhist renunciation and worldly lust...I can't just see the line...keep vassilating back and forth!! ;)

MAD MAX...I am well endowed!!! got a big mouth to fit a loooooooooooooong tongue! ;)

Logical Sense.......I'm so grounded, I can't see beyond my toes!...hehehe!

Bishun.........."I'm the enlightened one; seriously you got to believe me......I've read the facts to prove it"!!!!!!!!! ( Sorry Bishun ji, couldn't resist that one).

Suna...... "I know what you think you know".... ;)

Junkie........I see, "lucy in the sky with diamonds!" and I want you all to believe that! ;)

anepaliket......."Let's see what you've got girl....... you are the new kid on the block!"

Surya....."I'm watching you guys make a fool of yourselves, but I can't get off the thread!"

Sitara (that's me)...... "I got a feeling that Somebodys are watching me!!!!" (from the song)...... and I'm getting paranoid! :(
catmandogal Posted on 23-Aug-02 11:21 PM

This is sooooooooooo funny...!!!
SITARA Posted on 23-Aug-02 11:33 PM

and oh yes!!!!!!

Keti@DC and Putali Kanchi: Pusses in Boots, whips and chains!!!


Shylu (whoever she is): "got a black panty with an angel's face" (from the song) ... Or is it "one Night in Bangkok"!

Paramendra (Again.....?)....Even the (cyber) president needs passion!........"If a picture means a thousand words, they why can't I post it?" (from the song)

:)....... Blame it on Logical...he started this guyjatrey thread!
MG Posted on 23-Aug-02 11:49 PM

NK : "I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by NK, but then I thought, why should I..she's just too good. She never reads mine" says a fellow sajhaite:)

Catmando girl: Ashu's a great patriot, impeccable writer...where art thou Ashu?

Paramendra: No one beats me in my wits and political outbursts...with my smile, don't I look cute too?

Sitara :woman should be obsent and not heard. I love to have verbal flings with every male nick in Sajha, I am in my learning process;))

Bisun: Philosophy my major. This means I can think deep thoughts about so many sajhaites being unemployed or being a dish washer in US ;)

Diva_Starz: I see cars in my dreams..only scientific pursuits attract me otherwise i stay away from commenting ;)

Katgirl:I love to work on the psyche of urban youths of ktm..staying in US?;)
HahooGuru Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:27 AM

Taja Taja Khabar "HahooFanClub Medals of the Year 2002":

NK: Honored with Best NaliBeliPoet
Ashu: Honored with Best AshuBinakoSashu
Paschim: Honored with GoodBrotherBadLover
Nepe: Honored with Best enCryptedMuktakWriter
Biswo: Honored with Best ElectrifiedModerator
San: Honored with Best Sajha.comHackerNo1
MadMax: Honored wtih Bottom10Spammer
Arnicko: Honored with MasterGhisshu
....................(Ghisshu and Magga: used in IITs to mean kitab ko kira in Nepal)
JDV: Honored with Best CalorieRouter
Suna: Honored with The LostFeminist Title
Paramendra Bhagat: Honored with Best 128BitsEnCryptedBKNSalumni
.................... (diffuclt to break the codes)
HahooGuru: Honored with Dr. ByteProducer

GBNC President: Titled: Best GadBadNepaliCommunity President

KOL : Honored with Best "Forged AND Melted News"

Nepalnews.com : Best "Cloned News Producer"

http://www.Kantipur.Org/ : Best COMINGsoonDomainName
Junkie Posted on 24-Aug-02 02:08 AM

haha Sitara ..... if I saw Lucy and diamonds ..... I'd be hte last person to talk about it .... would keep her and present you with that diamond .....

tring tring ....wait a sec .... Lucy's online ;)
Paschim Posted on 24-Aug-02 03:37 AM

Gaijaatra ta manaunai paryo ni, hoina? Some of my impromptu Saturday afternoon observations on some Sajha names:

Nepe

Can woo a princess with poetic sway
But monarchy belongs to the dustbin anyway
Bichalit past, confident bartamaan
True comrade; reliable and rock solid.

Biswo

Hot Chitwan, Tall Shanghai, Flat Texas
Jews and Islam – faced their entire wrath
Precocious; classes in advanced calculus
Paan ko paat, a good, young man in great hurry.

NK

Haamro ghar ko sobha, pyari thuli didi
Serves with care – love, bullets and wit
Precise and komal, jovial and strong
Prized gem, disguised as poet lioness.

Ashu

Harvard Square ko coffee, Kailali ka kamaiya
Paris ki “ooni” lai “oohi” ko salaam chha
Past is past, today we talk Spiderman, GTZ, and private sector
Unlike Fatteman, single, and smart in vibrant Kathmandu.

Suna

Nostalgia, Darjeeling ko rail, monsoon ko prem
Yes, kids, she’s been there and done all that
Speaks little, but watches you with age and wisdom
Fun and amiable, strictly romantic at heart.

Hahooguru

Umer ma chaalis, josh ma baaish, 22
Maalpot dekhi airport ka gajjab katha
Haamro pyaro thul-dai, Sajha ka raja
Throws tantrums; he earned that license

Arnico

Mamaghar Europe, sasurali purba
Nearly been to 50 districts samma
Pucca nepali chhoro, haamro desh ko asha
Others talk vision, he delivers it whole

Paramendra

A minor classic, a major talent
Grown up at 12, loved ‘n bruised by 20
Maithili is Hindi, jarur boldena oonko “hey, amitabh”
Southern delight, if served chilled under moderation.

Paschim

Confident and lonely
Just plain hungry
$FOXY$ Posted on 24-Aug-02 08:23 AM

Sitara,

wtf was that? can't you do better?

here's one for you, don't take it personally

SITARA: all these loosers in here have limited vocabularys, i am the only one who writes well. i need a good looking brother from sajha.com.
NK Posted on 24-Aug-02 08:33 AM

I know, I know it is a Gaijatre fun. But I am terribly hurt. So (one of) my fellow sajhaite (s)thinks I don't read her/his poem? That I think I am too good to read others' poems? How does one come to that conclusion? Because I did not post any *comment*?? I may not comment, but I do read when I am around!!

(I will post about this in a different thread. I don't want to ruin this thread with my defense. Maybe I should go look for some hemolock.)
surya Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:05 AM

Sitara:

You are funny!

Knew you were reaching for the sun... Surya. :)

As for anepalikt being my alter ego......... whoever told you that?
dirk Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:31 AM

Paschim,

Here's one on Sitara,


"Moonlight Lady"..cerebral, sublime and superb
I salute thee for thine candour insights, enlightening views
mesmerizing & deft writing, surreal sense of humor
Above all, being original!!!
SITARA Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:40 AM

Surya:

That was with compliments from me! :)


FOXY....The female of a FOX is VIXEN!!

Add that to your vocabulary!... :)



Junkie... Sweet thought...I'm allergic to rocks! " I love Lucy too"!!! :)


MG... I don't "know" you and don't want to be too presumptious...nice observations though! slight correction in your observation of me tho.....I love to have verbal flings (sparring?...banter?) with Girl nicks too!!! And I'm still learnin!! :)


NEPE Ji......" I'd love to comment on everything but don't want to get slammed!" :)

Diva_Starz....." My name says it all".........Hey, Diva, you have a great sense of humour too! :)

watever........"noncholant....am I?" :)
SITARA Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:50 AM

Dirk...... You wordsmith you! Literature background is it?........... ALLITERATION!!! nice touch!...

"Slowly, Silently, now the moon walks in her Silver Shoon"!! :)
Keti@DC Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:53 AM

Logical Sense,....
oh PUHELEASE!
we aint taking over....... just posting stuff! hehe*
$FOXY$ Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:59 AM

o ho SITARA dijyu,

la la thank you!!! i can be a vixen sometimes but i think i will stick to "FOXY" for the time being.

out.
$FOXY$ Posted on 24-Aug-02 10:00 AM

KETI@DC,

LMAO, i was like "wtf" too. taking over rey, hahahah. YA OK.
paramendra Posted on 24-Aug-02 10:30 AM

Gaijatra on Sajha:

Salaam unhein jo Sajha pe aa ke Gaijatra manate hain
Ek se ek bandein imtihan manate hain
Koi Buddhijiwi, Koi Chiranjiwi
Kisi ko jameendar, kisi ko Amitabh bolte
Bol de unhein thobra hamara us kabeel nahin
Bahut kamiyan hain,
Koi cyber presidency ka khwab nahin
Dil buland hai, single to nahin, shadi kar lee, khush hain
Irada buland hai, bhabishya to khalee kagaj hai, likhnee bahot hai
Khwabein hain, umr koi biti nahin, bhabishya shuru huwa bhi nahin
Bus uthte baithte, chalte phirte, samay nikal ke
Do sabd salam bus bolne kee ichha kee
Sajha ke musafiron ko bol de, gum rakhe
Photo par kum, postings par jyada comment kare.
mike d Posted on 24-Aug-02 11:23 AM

Paramendra,
Why in hindi ? Neapli bolna ta aucha ? Ki audaina ? Auna ta auucha Tara malai hindi paaani pooorrai Fluently aaauuucha bhanera dekhayeko matraii. Kasto laaagyo ta bhahini haru lai Huh ?
Happy_Gaijatra Posted on 24-Aug-02 11:47 AM

Gaijatra bhaneko ali HOT hunu parchha......like following.....

Gokul Posted on 24-Aug-02 12:38 PM

Arjel ko bhoot le tarsayekaharu
================================
Kasailayi haina, kehi lai takera

(1)Padhne maa pinaas ko katha dekhi Paradise Lost samma
(2)Chinne maa Chor dekhi Churchill samma
(3)Children lai childhood dekhi nai Nepalese language bolna nadiyee lage pachhi yinko pronunciation correct hunthyo. O forgot Nepali...
(4)Jis desh me Ganga bahati hai, Bagmati ko usi se milna hai.
(5)Harit party in Colorado for green revolution in Kathmandu.
(6)Virginia Woolf, Emily Dickinson, Getrude Stein,...
Junkie Posted on 24-Aug-02 12:41 PM

Who needs to live in the past (70s to be exact) when there are posting like that of HAPPY_GAIJATRA ....... nepali fonta mah lekhe ko mah hirdaya dekhi gaijatra salaam : )
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:00 PM


_______________________________________________________________________
sangey -- Lost in Cyberspace- well at least not seen in sajha.com for a long time
parakhi -- not that much of a pioneer
bhenda -- bhenda ta bhenda jastai
rekha -- rekha ko hasta rekha ma "sense of humor" ko kami
nepe -- Romanized Nepali Language's Phd.
madmax -- Master of Disguise
nhuchhe -- nachna ma sipalu
hercules -- doesn't seem so strong
manashalu -- himal
junkie -- Jerkey
gokul -- Bhanubhakta
sujan -- Amnamnagar
jira -- th-ya-kki jira jastai- he gives flavour to every thread
sumanraj dhakal -- Mishears Songs
riva -- curious
arnico -- artist
jdv -- Dont know
harry -- harry patter patter gari-ra-han-cha
sally -- bak-patu-ta
rajivsharma -- IIT student
lamjung kunchha -- Typo
voltaire -- Don't Know
DWI -- Haiku Lekhak
mmmbop -- typo
deshbhakta bhattarai -- K bhannu? Typo
trailokya aryal -- knows nothing
village voice -- city guy
dilasha -- nirasha
pshycodreamer -- his name says it all
def -- dont know about him
? -- Confused in every topic
limit 3 -- LImitless
tiramisu -- too many sajha members (I don't know you!)
suna -- kas-le sunne?(who'll listen 2 you?)
mitra2 -- dho-ke-baaj(betrayer)
diva_starz -- Kindergarten (twinkle-twinkle diva_starz
ebony_firefly -- dont know:S
biswo--biswo bhari ko knowledge jaaneko, but does not know it literally
NK -- Kada Masterni or Natural Killer Cell
Paschim -- Purba ko ba-re ma lekh-daina! paschim baata gham ud-au-cha ki kyo ?
Paramendra -- Param-Indra too good to be true too bad to false. we shouldnt provoke
racism unknowingly in the attempt of its prevention!lol
deep -- not very "deep" thinker
oys_chill -- kh-uch khatti kuch meethi - Hajmola candy
$FOXY$ -- Chicken Licken was eaten by $FOXY$ loxy
anepalikt -- Single and looking (for a perfect Nepali K-TO
(more in a period of time...!)
_______________________________________________________________________
Discalimar -- No offence to any one. Happy Gaijatra!!!
~Desh Bhakta Bhattarai (typo!)
Keti@DC Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:04 PM

hhmm..... someone write something for SITARA!!

SITARA: u came up wit some good and funny ones! =)
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:09 PM

sitara -- he is a star but not a shining star!
Keti@DC -- President of FRWS (Federation of Revolutionary Women in Sajha.com)
czar Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:10 PM

"My politics as yet are all to educate:
Apostasy's so fashionable, too,
To keep one creed's a task grown quite Herculean;"

Sounds like a Sitara come lately to Sajha ?
NK Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:23 PM

Ok, that in nepali font was truly funny. I am still laughing!! :))))))))

Sojho khaire, hmmmmm, have you met him yet? Seems like you have not!:]

Gokul, did not quite get yours.
Keti@DC Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:23 PM

Desh Bhakta....
LOL...im the president of FRWS re? LOL

and about Sitara.....hes not a shining star? hehe...
Sitara i think u ARE a shining star =)
Dilasha Posted on 24-Aug-02 01:55 PM

happy_gaijatra, you literally cracked me up! man that was really i mean "really" hilarious and so were the other ones like jame bond's and logical sense's but yours made me laugh out loud much to the amusement of my co-worker. anyways very funny! keep on rollin'....
prashnachinha Posted on 24-Aug-02 04:29 PM

Please dont take it seriously. Its purely intended for Gaizatre fun. I am gonna pick on some most loved characters in this forum. Please tell me if its too much.

Let me begin with Dearest NK

NK
wine, music to literature sandhai aafnai baazaa
chhori chyaapi bihan belukai vyaidine sajha
kyaa majjaa ghar ko kaam lognele nai garchha
bihe vaihalyo "didi" bhanda k farak parchha.

Ashu
saya wota jibro mero hajaar wota haat
tyai pani budo kumar eklai kaatchhu raat
Jaand ko surma thuprai gariyo desh bikash ka kura
yo Mr harvard ko aghadi sabai nepali vura

coming on Paschim, parmendra, hahooguru, biswo etc

ahilelai yetti
SITARA Posted on 24-Aug-02 04:43 PM

Desh Bhakta ji.........."MA Nepali Jhanda Uchali!" hmmm hmmm hmm (humming...forgot the rest of the words!) :)

CZAR ji..........How would you like your grapes peeled, O Emperor? :)

Paramendra ji......Can only read Hindi in Devanageri script..... I am phonectically challenged !!! Translate pls!

Keti@DC....Thanks... :)
anepalikt Posted on 24-Aug-02 04:48 PM

"anepalikt -- Single and looking (for a perfect Nepali K-TO)"

Thats funny! Wrong on every account! But this is gai jatra after all!
Logical Sense Posted on 24-Aug-02 04:55 PM

Biswo - where are you?

Hmm, overwhelming interest. Did you notice that everyone loves a little humor in their busy life?

This thread has proven one thing that Foxy, Parmendra, Ashu, James Bond, Paschim, Sitara, NK, HahooGuru and almost all of 'famous sajhaits' with so much diversified interst can talk/comment in one common topic?

It shows that we do love our tradition....and we have come long way to 'respect' each other in the cyber space......it is just like our young Nepalese democracy, slowly it is spreading it's roots....

Thanks Ashu for encouraging comment, I am one of your admirer too.

NK, I am glad that I could make you smile and a big one, it is all about having fun.

Sitara, I did not mean to heart anybody, I enjoy your reading. And why you want to reach to 'sun', it will make you Kharani. Chandrama and Tara are better, so SITAL..Hope you will not vanish after the school starts.

KT@DC, I know, I know you guys are having fun, thats good and I see you guys/gals respect each other too, very encouraging...

Parmendraji, 'wah wah', bahut nik chai. Are you Maithal or Bhojpuri?

Happy_Gaijatra, awesome work. Keep them coming...true GaiJatra - spicy!

DBB, good work, great knowledge, now I don't have to do any research about any character.

And thanks to all of you guys who are participating, keep them coming, Dilasa, czar, gokul, junkie, NG, dirk to name a few.

But, where is Biswo? Did you guys notice he is not here in Cyber space? Hmm, I am wondering is he gone back and looking for his would be bride in Nepal, with a magnifying glass in his hand? Ashu, he might beat you and get settled before you do. Or, is he busy saving some bali ko boka?
euta thita Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:08 PM

anepalikt, you sound like a hottie. Dump your bf, and date me, will ya? I'll give ya my phone no if yer interested.
czar Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:09 PM

Sitra,
Peel them all ever so slowly. I admire feline grace.
its meh! Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:20 PM

hey folks!

It seems something very weird is going on around here.."GAIJATRA".nepalese one of the great festi..Why dont u start the better way to cele..this festi..hey! cheer upp..make it more interesting
LOGICIAL(r you the one of the Nepalnews chat???)..OH! U all sound much familiar.Thats my pleasure.
DONT ASK WHO AM I? LOL..jelly belly...]

JAMMING WITH SAJHA!
SITARA Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:32 PM

euta thitaji...."My mouth is directly and/ or inversely proportionate to my brains.....very flexible"!
Translation for you...The the bigger my mouth the smaller my brains... The bigger my mouth the thicker my head!!! (this one's for the thread "SITARA,FOXY...." thread!!! :)


CZAR...with/or without claws retracted???


Logical...hey... I am just aspiring to be as "logical" as I can be!!! Come now, you really think I took it personally? :)
Hey great thread!
Logical Sense Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:37 PM

No, what 'nepal news chat'? Never been there. And no I am not nepe either (somebody was eluding to that fact earlier).

Logical is logical, not psychological either! I have only one name, that's it..... Life is completecated without having too many cyber personalities anyway!!!!
euta thita Posted on 24-Aug-02 05:42 PM

Ahhhhhhhhh....by bigger mouth do you mean more talkative? Who would that be more applicable to? You or me? Blabbermouths are usually dumb, I agree wid ya!
czar Posted on 24-Aug-02 06:39 PM

Sitara darlin, we're talking blood sports, are we ?

Foxy/Keti@Dc - war games?

Oys_chill - will someone soothe his fevered brow ?

Bisun - paralysis by analysis ?

Mad Max - keyboard damaged due saliva from tongue hanging out, last seen heading to the stores for 'toys' n 'dolls.' busy weekend ?


Gaijatra rulz! Have a good one y'all
ashu Posted on 24-Aug-02 08:53 PM

Oh, wow!!

These many funny, entertaining and makes-you-smile kind of postings?
Great!!

Who says we Nepalis are not creative?

Thanks Prasnachinha, Happy_gaijatra, Paschim and hahooguru for your poems, comments and amusing one-liners.

Enjoyed them all.

Paramendra, good to see you as an active participiant on sajha these days.

oohi
"Forget Harvard-Sarvard; Biswo Bhasa Campus (ko Chinese classes) Jindabaad!!"
ashu
ktm,nepal
Biswo Posted on 24-Aug-02 09:44 PM

Oops, I missed a lot of things. The explanation: I was sick and unable to think and
write.(I really thought of West Nile Virus at one point, but nepali lai lamkhuttele
tokera rog kina laagthyo?)

And if you miss sajha.com about a week, it becomes pretty difficult to choose
which thread to read and which thread not to read.

But, let's face it, jasle je bhanepani, it seems Surya Nath stole this year's Gaijatra
show. I wish his name was Biswo Nath, rather than Surya Nath:-)
Nepe Posted on 24-Aug-02 11:21 PM

Very creative and entertaining thread. Thanks everybody.

Welcome Biswoji. I hope you are fine by now. We were missing you.

Gaijatra manaunu paryo bhnera Kabita lekhna khub sochen, tara jyan gaye furena. So I thought of entertaining myself by remembering some old and new cute/funny mahabani of some of our Sajhaites. Here are my hasty choices in no particular order.

Nepe

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Told ya myan!! its the brain drain..started from the era of LORD BUDDHA!! hard to resist :) –Oys-chill

**** yo ta bharumla deep dai, ani yo ni ********???? –Oys_chill
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I’m glad I didn’t hire you to fill up Abigail Van Buren’s position in the News Tribune Biswo! -Dilasha
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Thutuno ra mutuno sadhain jogayirakhnu hai naati -Mero loving Baje. –Gokul
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All right, enough of frivolity re. women. –Paschim
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At Harvard, only the graduate school of arts and sciences (GSAS) awards
PhD degrees. -Ashu
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Some homework:
ANA: .http://www.ana-home.org/
ANMAUSA: .http://www.anmausa.org/
.http://www.anfs-usa.org/related-links.htm
.http://www.nepalhomepage.com/dir/society/organiz.html –Paramendra
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Ok, so Deuba dismantling the lower house is an old news. We may have another mid term election. Looking at all these postings regarding this, you would think the sky has indeed fallen. I scratch my hair and I ask what is the big deal. What the **** is the big deal? It is not like it has happened for the first time. -NK

Actually I am pretty sure, I am not a Bidwan at all. –NK
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Ke garnu aru kohi nabhaekaale ma eklai yo ganatantra.ko dhyangro thokiraheko chhu.- Nepe
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Beautiful woman is a vague phrase. –HG
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If I were Tukaram I would first say to Sanu Maiya's brother, " Whatever is
happening between me and Sanu is none of your businesses, but whatever
happened between me and your bicycle is definitely your business, so let's talk about that". –Biswo
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awu priye hagna basawun
kodo bareema heemal herera
–Jira
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Here is a priceless suggestion, Kabiji. Next time have couple of ghagadan Sajha hastis (you know them, don't you?) to comment on your poems (ask them to go easy on criticism but "mugdha kantha" on praise) before you post one. As soon as hastis drop in in your thread, you are maala-maal. - Deep
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Thanx a lot for your thoughts -Babu Ram Maharjan (Dual citizenship in Nepal)
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hey guys, i am sick and tired of peopel like u. if u wann know how am spending my life. come over here and see from yourn own eyes. do not waste time talking in chat room. that is sick. becaue of peopel like our country is there now.. –Deepak Joshi (information about former minister Govinda Raj Joshi)

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Pardon my french, but when things go lewinski, we only know how to point fingers at other while forgetting to do the same damn thing at ourselves. –SMSainju (Is it possible in Nepal ?)
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I found myself in the hell –Parakhi (Churot II)
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Dodhare, let me describe myself so that you may picture me :).... pudki dalli kali chimsi aglo naak –Suna

kaamchor bhayera lekheyko so there are some inaccuracies in my posting -Suna
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Different people has different taste – Naresh Karki
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popcorn: $0.50..the one you bought last night at cheap store, and threw it in microwave, take it to the theater, and eat it. remember even our late king PRITHIVI narayan shah did the same thing. (thanks 7 grade nepali class). -DuplicateSin
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"Sir, Let's go. It's time for breakfast"
"..Ekchin rok la. Tatti garera aayihalen.."
–Brook
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"Ma yeta ti aaiten, oo uta ti aaityo. Tham tham ta bhandai ten. Hwamma lya ra hwankka parityo ma ta charlammai".
= Ma yeta bata aaundai thiye. U utabata aaundai thiyo (bicycle ma; Malai thokkaula jastai garyo). Pakh pakh ta bhandai thiyen. Sidhai layera jhwamma pareko thiyo, ma ta tala pachhariyen. –Narad_Muni
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And finally, this is my best. Translation of Nepali Ukhans by our talented old Sajhaites, Nhuchcheji. Enjoy-

"Jo chor usko thulo swor"
Homiez wit da stolen goodz are loud as heil.

"Nachana jandaina angan tedo"
Yo dunno how to move and you bitchin the basement is out of da groove

"Kam kuro eka tira kumlo boki thimi tira"
you lazy ass you leave all yo work behind and yo walk around the bronx wit yo backpack.

"Kane goru lai aunsi na purne"
the blind bull never know whether is full moon or not --- yo dawg that sounds like some zen shit yo

"Afu bhalo ta jagat bhalo"
Yo ain't good nobody aint good

"Huney biruwa ko chillo pat"
these green and shiny buds are gonna grow into some fine weed. -Nhuchche

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paramendra Posted on 25-Aug-02 12:22 AM

Ashu:

Paramendraji, come to Sajha
As in sabai Nepali ko sajha
And mind not if people mention me there
I am a known quantity
The off-season Gaijatra

NK:

And this dude at the convention
Comes over at the bar
And starts hitting on my friend and me
So I show him my hubby and my daughter's photo
"A limb missing here and there..."

Paschim:

Stiglitz was my next door neighbor
Nehruji bhi London padhe the
Or was it Cambridge
Gorkha is Da West
Hence my name
Democracy ra BP ka kura garam garam

Bitchpatroll:

Who is this Parminder charcter
My username is dedicated to going after him
And his photo

Anepalikt:

Gaas, baas, kapaas
Baad ki baat
Pahle deshprem

Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai:

Wo jhanda dekha kya aap ne?
Maine photo to nahin upload kiya!

Bisun:

Who is this Paramendra character?
I am the one 100% Maithili

Nepe:

You confused me with NK
Even though I am also some character, mind ya'

San Pradhan:

Wo archive mein to rakh diya na
Kyun bak bak karte hain?

GeoGods:

Bhagatji, maine aap ke naam se
Ek user group shuru kar diya na
No need to go to Kurakani anymore
Aap usergroup mein aa jaiye
Apna "vision" banaiye

Sarina:

F___ Off man!
Did you get off the boat yesterday?

?:

Iraq par ko Bush ne attack nahin kiya
Aap kya pharma rahe hain?

Gokul:

Khoi Kathmandu ke bhayo malai?

Democrats:

Aap rashtrapati banoge?
Raja nahin chahiye

not Parmendra:

Main to Parmendra nahin
Sirf username hai mera
Jao uska Epinions padho

Sanomanchhe:

Wo Nuru Lama ka article padha
Dil khush huwa
Junkie Posted on 25-Aug-02 01:17 AM

aaha ..... kasto ramro analysis ..... Good observation Paramendra dai ..... atleast you quote some on thier acutal comments in sajha and not some mere speculations ....
example that of NK ....

I remember her remark about how some dude approached her and walla .... she showed him pics of her family ...... now I am extra careful about approaching a nepali gal .... If I do see one, I call her baine and I do that religiously ....... (cuz they just hate being called didi .... khoi kina hola ) .......
viewfinder Posted on 25-Aug-02 02:33 AM

dedicated to ashu eventhough it's one day old.


Yeti guff yeti suff...
duinla timilai sajha...
samjhane chhan sara le...
oohi ashu ktm/ nepal bata...

mero byasta banki jiwan sabai sajha lai...
bartaman bichalita ka chhan haru sabai sajha lai...
mero katha mero byatha sabai sabai sajha lai...
yeti guff yeti suff...
ah haaa.... ah haaa.. ho ho....


abibahit sukanya kohi bhaye sajha maa aaunu...
desh ko pradhan mantri dekhi kamaiya samma bolna nadaraunu...
paschim ji ko paila pachhai pachhai sajhama timi aaunu aaunu...
yeti guff-yeti suff...

a secrect admirer
viewfinder Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:17 AM

one for Paramendra too...

Paramendra: ye kya dekhi tu?
Lara: hey what do i see?
Paramendra: sun...
Lara: speak...
Paramendra: aati kyaa sajha?
Lara: what do i do in sajha?
Paramendra: aree apun kaa photo sajha mein hai kyaa????


a well wisher
paramendra Posted on 25-Aug-02 08:58 AM

Junkie:

Read your post with interest
Now will you please write me
A recommendation letter to my father
I need some paternal loving

Aditi:

Janaki School padha kya aap ne
Hemraj Tamrakar ka naam suna kya aap ne

Sujan:

Paschim, it is not only you
I too have visited Ivy League big shots
In their offices

Ananta:

China se salaam
Balee umar ko salaam
"Jaan bachaa lee maine
Dil de diya..."

MatribhumiNepal:

But how can you expect a
Poorly paid hawaldar
To nake take ghoosh

NK:

Empower dalit women
And spot me in the picture
All at once
"Phew, one down, 50 more to go.."

Biswo:

I know more about
Masal than Sadbhavana
Walla walla

Gokul:

Ambedkar

Mitra 2:

Save SankhuwaSabha
The meeting must go on
Keti@DC Posted on 25-Aug-02 09:09 AM

Logican Sense,

Thanx....yup we do respect each other...atleast most of the times anywayz =)
Keti@DC Posted on 25-Aug-02 09:12 AM

Czar,

what do u mean Foxy/Keti@DC-war games?.....lol
oys_chill Posted on 25-Aug-02 10:06 AM

NEPE bro,
Enjoyed your thread...hahaha!! didn't know you had so much interest in ALL THE THREADS!! phewww!!

well, ma pani lekhum bhanya..........aaja nepali picnic re..haven't seen a lotta nepalis in a while ;) ..........u know the same ol story..heram, what gossips they come with, ani lekhumla ;)
enjoy ..this thread rocks.........logical sense
btw, i meant it in GAIJATRA HUMOR sitara ji...about parmendra, NO HARD FEELINGS!!!

same ol oys
well-wisher Posted on 25-Aug-02 10:45 AM

yo people...you missed out me : well wisher, nuts . How could you when i had 2 usernames?

:):)
prashnachinha Posted on 25-Aug-02 11:49 AM

okey paschim, its for u

arthashaastra padya maile hariyo artha ganna
biswo bank ko jagir le bhaihalne tanna
khojya jasti thiti paye bannu hunthyo baau
tyo nabhaye hernu parala yojana aayog ko dau
Ebony_Firefly Posted on 25-Aug-02 11:58 AM

can notice! some people trying to come up an opening line..
let me try too;)
sitara...?when u look stars at night,looks as if someone just came and sprinkled diamonds in the heavens.....:O
blac_
SITARA Posted on 25-Aug-02 01:03 PM

Ebony_firefly:

I don't "know" you too well...but ...guys,

Starry Starry night says " paint your palette blue and Grey.....and don't forget the blac!" :) (from the song).
I would like to know about he/she/it (???).


Ashu ji...I don't think we've "met" but gathering from Catmandogal's forlorn cries, she seems to be saying;

Catmandogal...."Ashu, if you're leaving, close the door; caus' I'm not expecting people anymore....I'm a lost woman, and my world's changed!". (from the song).
Gai jatra fan Posted on 25-Aug-02 01:16 PM

>Why did you forget me?
>~dbb

Desh Bhakta Bhattarai:
CHIT CHOR (Based on Mahabharat thread)
SITARA Posted on 25-Aug-02 02:10 PM

OYS_Chill....."A Long, Long time ago. When I can still remember when the kites used to make me fly...." (From the song "Ms American Pie")

Oys: ofcourse I know it was in Guyjatrey humour...but you did laugh the loudest at Paramendra ji ;). Hey, you are still the gentle man!! :)

Logical sense;
I am still reaching for the sun to be kharani. "From ashes to ashes"...Remember?? And still I rise like the Phoenix or the morning star!! ;) ...you are "Sital" for starting this thread.

CZAR: on "My politics are as yet to all educate.........."
DAMN!! You are good....How did you figure me out???
CZAR; Here is one for you..."...an ma maw use ta say, when you see a spirited woman a comin, Run for Cover!!!" (One of the Sacket Boys...Louis L'amour!!) ;)


James Bond...Eurocentric??? "Buddha was born in Ireland, you guys!" Was that a "For Your Eyes Only" X file??? (you could have started a riot you know...right?)
czar Posted on 25-Aug-02 02:19 PM

Sitara,

All a man has to do is tell a woman he loves her and that he is hungry. (Louis L'Amour)

I'm hungry, and I hear tell you do some mighty fine cookin.
NK Posted on 25-Aug-02 02:44 PM

Holy Cow! All these talents!!! Nepe you forgot one quotable quote. You had even re-quoted in one of your postings:

"It is not your packet of Cheerio baby!"
Nkfan to one of the NKdistractors
NK Posted on 25-Aug-02 02:46 PM

Forgot to add. It had made me think when oys_chill utterer that mahabani. About Gautam Buddha. Very perceptive!! :)
MadMax Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:14 PM

LOOKS LIKE MOST OF YOU FALL UNDER EITHER OF THE TWO CATEGORIES:

1. HAVE A NO LIFE CAUZ YOU ARE FAT UGLY AND A NERD
2. YOU LIKE GOSSIPING LIKE A B@#CH.
anepalikt Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:22 PM

Sounds like you did not like the descriptions you were given, Madmax. You being a rather bad sport!! :)

Lighten up (isn't that what you tell people?)!
oys_chill Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:26 PM

BTW, SITARA

Don Maclean is one of my all time fav :)..thanx for reminding......the best one however
"castles in the air"
oys
paramendra Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:32 PM

czar Posted on 08-25-02 2:19 PM Reply "Sitara, All a man has to do is tell a woman he loves her and that he is hungry. (Louis L'Amour) I'm hungry, and I hear tell you do some mighty fine cookin."

Czar, speak for yourself. Not all men are sexist excuses in the name of existence.
anepalikt Posted on 25-Aug-02 03:44 PM

Paramendra! Is this revenge for the thread on Defending Sadvawana? :)

Don't get sucked in
paramendra Posted on 25-Aug-02 04:03 PM

anepalikt:

I will probably take your advice. I would rather cyber-interact with you than this czar character.

I was just proving the political point that those racist also tend to be sexist. I mean, is this guy for real!
anepalikt Posted on 25-Aug-02 04:21 PM

Paramendra:
So nice of you! But regardless of whether Czar is real or not, he is funny and intellignet. When I said don't get sucked in, I meant that was just one post, dont' let it get to you. i would hate to see two interesting sajhaites getting peeved at each other! :)
SITARA Posted on 25-Aug-02 05:35 PM

anepalikt; wise observation, there!

Paramendra Ji.....We (CZAR and I) were both quoting from books written by Louis L'Amour. The writer appeals to the feminine side of a woman... "Ma" figure is always powerful and "the woman" is portrayed as spirited, intelligent, enigmatic and nurturing (compasionate).

Unless you do not agree with this view....
czar Posted on 25-Aug-02 07:31 PM

Sitara,

Your attempts at educating the thickskinned village politican is well intentioned and I applaud the intent. However, spell it all out S L O W L Y for him.

I dunno that all can be redeemed though. If so, hell would be empty by now.

Anepalikt,

My appreciations.

Parmendra,

Petulance ? Tch Tch.. That, from the epitome of the self-important politician?

No knowledge of what I was saying to Sitara, and yet, you had to jump in with both feet. I cringe with horror at the prospect of just how much more of an ass you can make of yourself.

All of this may not quite register within the dim recesses of your mind. You may even sense something is not quite right, but can't put your finger on it. Hence your display your self righteous indignation.

Oh yes , thank you for proving my case so marvellously.
Paschim Posted on 25-Aug-02 08:14 PM

Thanks prasnachinha, loved yours...refreshing...Like NK, "gotta run" for now, and I'm even not a "baau" yet...tara, khojya thiti napaye "jogi" banne ni yaar, kahan yojana aayog jaane?
NK Posted on 25-Aug-02 09:34 PM

Prashnachinha?!!? , I think I know who you are. :)). I think I am gonna have to wait for the next year Gaijatra for a pay-back! Véale el año próximo!
jira Posted on 25-Aug-02 09:53 PM

Wouh! so many interesting posts, enjoyed every one of them. I know it is late but here is my Gaijatray finale.
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Desh bhakta - Motiram punee ta Bhanubhakta ko cut&paste gurera nai hit bhaka ta hoon nee! So, why worry? dey dunadun..I can do 4/5 episodes per week.

Oys_chill - Deep da! we can make another ramayan, hina bun jaam, kharawu bokney ma chandai chu kyarey....

Rekha - 3 more years in sajha, then I can go to bar. hee haa..I know it is not relevant thread but what do you guys think about Limit3?

Parmendra - nuthapa jasto gurera bela bela ma hinidi ghusawuna bahoot maja cha nee

Ashu - Guys! please forgive me for not laughing in your light jokes. After all, it is so hard to maintain my Harvard standard simultaneously.

Naresh Karki - Sajha ma XXX dekhawuna meeldaina kunai upaya gurera?

Hahoo Guru - subbai haddi budho bhayo tura awunla ko joint chai ajhhai dukhdaina ba.

Nepe - koi cha malai chinney?

Pashchim - bya ta hose, yo nathey sajha ma ko awuncha ra!!

NK - Yasko aungreji subda janey mero poem ko sirshak hunthyo
"Lapsi ko jutho teetawura"

Biswo - give me a topic, I can go mundane. Time bhaye Chitwan ko barema PHD gurney chu.

Biruwa - Time time ma guph deenu purcha manchey ko masu nai uchittyo bhunera.. subbai spellbound....

Gokul - mero kabeeta lai kasailey nepali font ma translate gurey ma kritughna huney thiye

Deep - sajha ley phori word liney bhaye malai matra yasto lekhna mun lagthyo m***
well-wisher Posted on 25-Aug-02 09:57 PM

someone is not doing his/her research here..
prasnachinha Posted on 25-Aug-02 10:59 PM

NK
Im pretty sure u dont know me. I am desparately waiting for ur pay pack.


To hahoo guru
Sandhai katch-katch, sandhai bak-bak like Bill"O Rally Factor
paddaa paddaa taalu khuiliyo ma ta sui naghochne daactar
govinde ra chire ko unnati dekhdaa yo chhaati bhatbhat polchha
mai jaane mai sunne mero mukh ra kalam jataa tyatai chalchha
HahooGuru Posted on 25-Aug-02 11:11 PM

Prasnachinha's gaijatre kabita...

Okey paschim, its for u

arthashaastra padya maile hariyo artha ganna
biswo bank ko jagir le bhaihalne tanna
khojya jasti thiti paye bannu hunthyo baau
tyo nabhaye hernu parala yojana aayog ko dau

----------
I offer 5 star for this gaijatre article.
I suggest stars to the various writers in this particular thread.

Four star to NePe




1aloo to
2 aloo to
3 aloo to
4 aloo to
5 Aloo to MadMax

(I wanted to offer some stars to Paramendra, but, he did not include HahooGuru
in his Gaijatre article, so, Hahooguru want to be prejudiced and exclude Paramendra
from the star list).... heheheh.... Paramendra ji, jasta lai tastai. PD le HG lai birshe ko le,
HG le pani Revenge line bha chha hai STAR nadiyera. HG
SITARA Posted on 25-Aug-02 11:32 PM

Hahooguru; Don't "know" you too well but,

" I am the Hahoo Sensei" or should I say, Hahoo Sama... :)

Here is a Zen saying for you...."The essence of the Tea Way:
To boil water,
To stir the tea and
To drink it
Nothing else,
This is worth knowing.

RIKYU

Pardon my Japanese.... but "Nihon kara kimashtha?"
sucharya Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:38 AM

Dedicated to sajha,

Koka shastri mitra haru yahin chharchan parcha
"Paschim" garchan Stiglitz ra taruni ko charcha
Yahi sajha bandhutwa ko geeta pani gauchha
Hoo...Kan...garne Harvard ka sandhe samet dauchha

Sajha ko jaya hos!

Sucharya
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Bitchpatroll Posted on 26-Aug-02 08:56 AM

Paramendra,
Along with ma picture I fluently speak Jai Hind too..
Any Ladis interested ? Hum kala pani dekhe bhi sayaree bahut acha kartee hai.
Ho to Nepal ko India Bhi banadenge kyu nahi, hai na byaiya jee...
Oh by the way have out checked out ma..... Amitabh Picture ?
paramendra Posted on 26-Aug-02 09:43 AM

Czar and Bitchpatroll:

You guys deserve each other. Wallow in the mud. And it appears you have a few more companions!
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 09:51 AM

Bitchpatrol

A high five to you
paramendra Posted on 26-Aug-02 09:53 AM

Czar.

Dimlight. Let me throw some voltage on you. Might that enlighten your hell-sunk heart. For all the supposed "erudite" hostility you present, you are not worth the salt. I guess it is time to say the issues and topics goodbye and peer behind your username to see what you might be. No words of support from those "targeted" or those springing in your support hides your sexist self that tries to hide behind some other sexist bastard's "quote." That just goes on to show you lack originality, and hence the need to quote. You are just joining ranks with someone who is perhaps published and you are not, and will never be, and you know it. For all your claim to "urbane" "intelligence." My questions remains, is this guy for real!
baby duck Posted on 26-Aug-02 09:57 AM

maybe you wanna wipe that mud off your hand first, czar babe ;]
watever Posted on 26-Aug-02 10:08 AM

Paramendra you speak english...as in for dimwitted selves like us who are oh so dumber than your esteemed self?;).... by the way where is that photo ppl are so much talking about? :D
Logical Sense Posted on 26-Aug-02 10:52 AM

HahooGuruji, do I take the 5 star? I would be honored :-)

Thanks Gee!!!!

Thoroughly enjoying the postings by all the famous and infamous Sajhaites!!!!! I don't see any reason to post anymore Gaijatra titbits to anyone of you now, enough has been said.....

Until next year!!!!! Get ready guys/gals start working now!!!! It takes a while to write a nice satirical Gaijatre comments about some 'tough nuts' and put a 'smile' in their face instead of 'frowns'.

BTW: I hope that people don't think that I was Nepe? That would be another honor, but, unfortunately, I have no clue who NEPE physically is? I love his postings though :-)

:-) :-) :-)
anepalikt Posted on 26-Aug-02 11:02 AM

I think people are forgetting that this is the Gai jatre thread. It is ruining the mood!


Lighten up people!
Bitchpatroll Posted on 26-Aug-02 12:13 PM

Hey Mr Main Amitabh Hun,
I am high and mighty,
I have published articles( by the help of ma Bhaiharu who did all the work and i took tha credit). All that gas you smell is comin' outta ma bahaind cause I talk Sh@*t. Saanai dekhi laageko bani.... its not easy to let go....

Mud what mud ?
Only oink oinks like you would want to play in mud.
I wouldn't even want to waste ma time with yo crap but ye keep comin back
Like a stubborn Donkey(gaaadha).
phew Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:24 PM

oh me pooh bear! what da'ling statements yo make. by the way, are you this appealing at all times? secondly, isn't placing intelligent, strong, etc., as an adjective to women an oxymoron? in fact, god called, he says that's true.
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:28 PM

Parmendra :

You declared that Louis L'Amour to be a sexist and a bastard ?
Dont stop now...let it all out, boy, lest you choke on your own bile !

Anepalikt : true, we digress. But this is getting funnier by the moment. Hang in there.

Baby doll,

Get ready to call 911, Parmendra may have a heart attack any minute now.

Yo, Parmen, what kinda flowers you want for your funeral ? Black or blue ?

Can we have a wake too ? Goody !!..
Nepe Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:30 PM

Czar, Sitara, Paramendra,

Harey ! (imitation of NK and Suna) Ke yesto Gaijatra gareko ? I was quite impressed by the sophisticated flirtation and arguments of Sitara and Czar in other threads. This gali-galauj does not suit you if you are what I hope you are. And Paramendraji, you have already earned a respected space and admirers in Sajha. I am one of them. I may not agree with all of your views, but reading you is always a rewarding experience, as Biswoji told you once. I think we can claim you as a valuable asset of Sajha. That said, I urge Bitchpatrolji and others to refrain from making indecent comment and personal attack to Paramendraji. A friendly advice for Paramendraji would be- ignore personal attackers, they will go away.
deep Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:38 PM

La la Nepeji.....kooro milai dina la?

Punya ko kam!
Nepe Posted on 26-Aug-02 01:46 PM

You hit the bull's eye, Deep.
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 02:21 PM

Nepe,
This Is the Gaijatra column, aint it ?

Point noted, though.
anepalikt Posted on 26-Aug-02 02:41 PM

Why is no one posting any comments on my prairie home companion thread!
NK Posted on 26-Aug-02 02:50 PM

anepalikt, coz that got ain't no air left!! What do you want me to say? Actually I forgot now what you were asking. I do listen and I find it quite funny. more comment. you gotta be kiddin' me!
:)
anepalikt Posted on 26-Aug-02 03:18 PM

I know, dahling! Who care if it ain't got no air. Breath some fresh air into it then. Were you looking for me in the chat room?
I am there now. C'mon.
:)
SITARA Posted on 26-Aug-02 04:28 PM

Nepe ji....Please don't take my name in vain!!! ...it is giving me a bad name!!!...and without any reason.

What CZAR said to me has nothing to do with Paramendraji....or with anyone else for that matter.

:(

Harey!!!! is right....I come back from work and I find all this hangama!!!

If anyone has read Louis L'Amour will understand what we meant....! Others need not comment because, I assume a valid criticism will be based on knowlege or familiarity of the subject (or at least some). Paramendra ji, I assume we are all trying to cultivate a better sense of humour about Gaijatra.....but slightly getting side-tracked!!!!
Nepe Posted on 26-Aug-02 04:48 PM

Czar and Sitaraji,

I suppose there was some confusion, then. However, now, we can leave it behind and move on. Let's do some real gaijatre hangama. More nick names, anybody ?
SITARA Posted on 26-Aug-02 04:52 PM

And Bitch Patroll;

Please, I beseech thee, take your dogs back to the thread you got them from....I'm sure they will be of more use there... :)

People in this neighbourhood are getting bothered by their barking!!!

PS. I do love dogs..... :)
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 05:19 PM

Sitara,
On bended knee and beseeching? Yes, darlin.
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 05:21 PM

Gaijatra

Nepe- peace patrol
SITARA Posted on 26-Aug-02 05:32 PM

CZAR; you rogue!!!! I am guilty by association.... as declared by Nepeji.... :(

Don Quixote changes into the Highway man or is it Robin Hood????

As for me, I am still the damsel in distress..... dui hath jorera ni!!!
czar Posted on 26-Aug-02 05:44 PM

Fear not, fair damsel, I charge to your rescue.
BitchPatroll Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:30 AM

Sitara,
Maybe ye need +glasses to look at the screen but I was not the one who started this mess. Read carefully before you start pleading and accusing people. I was dragged into this thread by Mr Mein Amitabh Hoon(Paramendra). If this moron only knew how to keep his mouth shut, but he had to go parading his capabilities in multilingual(Dhoti, Lootta, Aur Paani) limbo.
BitchPatroll Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:31 AM

Sitara,
Maybe ye need +glasses to look at the screen but I was not the one who started this mess. Read carefully before you start pleading and accusing people. I was dragged into this thread by Mr Mein Amitabh Hoon(Paramendra). If this moron only knew how to keep his mouth shut, but he had to go parading his capabilities in multilingual(Dhoti, Lootta, Aur Paani) limbo.
paramendra Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:56 AM

Bitchpatroll, Czar, and anyone else interested:

This from my A Vision For Nepal thread ------

Durga Sharma
ID: 39538665 Posted on 08-26-02 11:54 AM Reply

Hey Madhesee

chup. dnt be smart, here, sale dhotii

durga

paramendra Posted on 08-26-02 7:38 PM Reply

Durga Sharma:

Your vile comment I am going to let it be a comment upon this online community. This is not the first personal negative comment I have received, and I do not expect it to be the last one, but this is the first one that has outright resorted to hate words.

This is not an anonymous comment either. No comment at this website is anonymous, in the legal lingo.

For personal comments like this one, I have several options:

(1) Ignore. Act as if the comment was not made.
(2) React.

(1) would be naive. And goes against the very spirit of this thread. As for (2), I have decided I am going to let it be a statement upon this online community. Are there visitors to this site who agree with your hate words? As in, do you speak for a larger group of people who just happen to be silent? If that is not the case, and if there are people besides me who think your comment to be despicable, I would like to see them respond. I think this otherwise creative online community deserves that.
HahooGuru Posted on 27-Aug-02 09:38 AM

Paramendra,

You are not the first to gate such RACIAL SLURRS " hate word", in this forum
we have been victim of such hated word one by one. I mean if you lump all
GALI GALOS, it is coming here like cyclic phenomenon like wave. As you wrote, most of
the skin heads come and go if we adopt the answer No. 1. I don't think that
silence in this site against such racial slurrs, means all the readers agree with
these skin heads. Well, not all skin heads deserve replies or response, and
some skin heads want to create problem and enjoy if they succeed. Its a kind
of dilemma, and it needs wise method to tackle these skin heads who knowingly
run such racial slurrs. When someone knows what he is doing, and when
such guys don't have identity, its probably wise to neglect them and wait for
sometime. If they don't vanish, then, its the time to kickout them from this forum,
as we do to a dog that is infected by rabis. Sab jana mili dhunga hannu parla
haina ra. When we want to react against such "mad" dogs, we should be
determined to trash them in a ditch and cover it for its rest of life.

HG
paramendra Posted on 27-Aug-02 10:08 AM

HahooGuru:

Your "tactic" is worth considering.

If someone makes negative personal comments about me the person (..."he is dumb"..."he is self-centered"..) that is a personal attack, and I don't intend to get agitated about it. But if someone heaps ethnicist slurs (.."madisey"..."dhoti"..."marsya"...) then that is a political issue, and this web community has to take a stand. There have to be postings by at least a few besides me, especially those from the hills background, saying they intend to denounce it. That is all.

You write at a time when I have been having some productive discussions on the Sadbhavana with some participants who largely disagree with me. And, overall, I have been glad I have been active at Kurakani.

Thanks for taking a stand.
? Posted on 27-Aug-02 10:15 AM

As I had posted in an earlier discussion, people have their prejudices inherent in their nature which maybe almost impossible to remove. Its for them to realize what is fundametally wrong and hopefully they will. I dont think you need to feel any harrassed by his/her bigot remarks (not that you have, I commend you for getting this issue on for discourse).

More than often, you can see topics contending hatred towards every ethnicities in the society, be it a pahadi, madheshi, indian , pakistani and so forth. No one is above criticism but no one has to be criticized for the wrong reasons either. It's one's own personal resposibility to realize that and like spectators, we can only watch what's going on. The problem at hand is not new, there has been times when fellow sajaites were contemplating extreme measures such as to actively banning such thought provoking remarks/topics. However, it maynot be a long term solution(aside from infringing one's freedom of speech), rather a problem as such that people may stop to come here at all. I've seen that happen to many online usergroups. Take soc.culture.nepal for example. Back you'd actually get to participate in something that was intellectual or fruitful. Now, it's just there to preach hatred mosly against muslims and other groups.

Most of those who come to this site, are here for a rational purpose of their own. My own is to discuss issues and hopefully, expand my horizon.What you guys write are helpful too, sometimes it helps with facts, sometimes I get to hear you side of view and I sometimes I've to bicker on those views that I may not agree with you. Lets just try to keep it clean because what measures can we take to eliminate those feelings? Ban them! No. There are many loopholes to comeback and incite an anthropic hatred again. Those feelings aren't made up because if the person writes such, he/she should feel such. I guess he/she should see the world, the problems that are prevalent maybe due to feeling as their own and its not helping anybody more than hurting himself in a longer term. A verse in dhammapada(dharmapath) reads:
'By the constant fall of waterdrops, a pitcher is filled: likewise the unwise person, accumulating evil little by little, become full of evil.' I don't consider myself to be a righteous freak but sometimes situation compels to talk about humanistic morality.

PS: Sajha needs to upgrade its bandwidth. I have been experiencing bottleneck speed throughout the week.
NK Posted on 27-Aug-02 10:49 AM

I denounce ethnic slurs or a sexist slur in any kind, form, and quantity.
ebony_firefly Posted on 27-Aug-02 10:58 AM

well..as i entered here right now....i heard defeaning rattling of bones .
human skeletons bumping against each other...is this what we call life?
blac_
oys_chill Posted on 27-Aug-02 11:00 AM

Hyallu Firefly bro ;)
so is this slurring good or the ktmrocks' reply??? hahah...i thought there was gaijatra going on here, looks like sajha jatra :O...les keep away from hatred ;)
ciao around
oys
Logical Sense Posted on 27-Aug-02 11:12 AM

Bhyaguta (Frog) !

Parmendra, HahooGuru and Prasna Chinha put it very eloquently and as usual NK 'didi' put it very sternly that most of the serious contributors in this site don't promote ethnic slurs etc.

Having said that let me tell you my experience when I used to be as young and even younger as you and my blood used to boil also when Kathmanduites used to call me names - my answer that time used to be:

'Well, you can call me Pahadi or Madhise that is fine with me because a person living in Pahad is Pahadi and Madhes is Madhise, as long you let me call you Bhaguta for you live in a dark well of Kathmandu valley and never seen even how big is Nepal'. That used to shut them off.

But, now with much of wisdom and gray hair I just smile and think to myself 'Exposure ko kami ho'.

Parmendra when you walk in a Terai/Pahad village how many Bhusya kukur will bark at you do you go and kill all of them? That will be waste of your time. After some time they get tired and keep quite. I understand that rarely when a vicious dog is behind you most of the time good samaritan villagers will su the dogs out, and may be for those extreme cases one needs to be prepared. Is not that exactly happening in this Sajha?

So, please don't waste your energy on these petty things and do the job what you are doing best and you already have a name for yourself here.

We all love you and your posting my dear (this is how NK would put. Hmmm! I think I copy NK more than I need to).....we may not agree with all you have to say :-)

In my opinion Sajha represents 'Young Nepali Democracy' in action, you can see how nicely it is maturing!!!!!!!!
Biruwa Posted on 27-Aug-02 11:19 AM

I did not expect to show up in this thread. But seems jira ji simply can't forget my story of "The Slow Death".

I hope to write about other issues and fun stuff in the future.
ebony_firefly Posted on 27-Aug-02 11:49 AM

hehehe.!
hello comfs.!shit! u reminded me of ktmrocks episode...hell!
now! do check my graffiti section!...lols
blac_
BitchPatroll Posted on 27-Aug-02 01:51 PM

Yo haaahooo,
Man you are a hypocrite... Its ok for you to call other SKINHEADS ?? and its not ok to call you names ? C'mon get real. And you have the audacity to revert to stoning them like dogs ? NOW WHO THA FK IS THE ACTUAL RACIST AND BIGOT HERE ? You don't sound any better than THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ABOUT. And yopu call youeself a civilized Boodhaa ? Man it does not suit your age to be speaking like that. Your maturity level seems to be that of a juvenile delinquent. Would you like to be trashed and ditched like that ? GROW UP PAL
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 02:11 PM

Paramendra:
I apologize that I did not speak before about the ethnic slurs being hurled at you. I think I became complacent since for a minute it was not someone slurring women and being misogynistic. What Bitchpatroll is doing is inexcusable. The name itself says it all. I agree it is important to take a stand and say what is and is not acceptable. Racial and ethnic slurs, like misogynistic slurs, are not acceptable. It is about community standards and taking a stand! I don't know how many times I have said that. I have wondered a lot about the so called “community”.

We Nepalis love to say.. kag karaudai garcha pina sukdai garcha. Yes, Goo choye ganaucha. I realize that. But sometimes if you want to stick around in the same room for a while, someone has to say there is a turd in the room, and then pick it up and flush it down the toilet!

Ignoring a problem does not mean it goes away. It simply disappears for a while to come back again. And with each rising, slurs gain currency as people become desensitized to the initial shock value and it becomes more accepted if not acceptable.

However, I also believe that it is very important to differentiate between bigotry and hatred versus say differences in opinions and personality friction. And this seems to be the case between Czar and you. I think it is a fallacy to bunch Bitchpotrol and Czar together! (It is too bad Czar high fived the creep. I will not try to explain someone elses motives than I already have in my "cyber-fan mode".) Sometimes it IS hard to discern what is plainly “racist/misogynist” and simply “personal”. But there IS a difference and I think if you want to speak out against the bigots, you want to make sure you are cognizant of the difference between the two. I think you already addressed that in your comment to Hahoo Guru.

A while back I left this board because some folks decided they wanted to teach me a lesson for being uber feminist, I guess. And the way they chose to do that was by trying to publicly humiliating me by directing the most obscene and heinous words at me. I was mortified and humiliated. Of course. But more so I was upset that the “community” was so hands off about it. I remember someone else actually wrote something like “hey this is getting personal." Personal! What?! Would that person who directed all the vile stuff done and said the same if I were of a different gender? No!

The fact that a person belonging to a marginalized class – say a woman, or a low lander in your case – is articulate and opinionated, and not a wallflower who is going to stay within the laxman rekha designated to tell us our limits, is very threatening for many folks. And their ultimate resort is lashing out ignorance, hatred and meanness disguised as justifiable action for being “uppity.” Most folks sit back, like I did, because it was not directed at me or my “group” – be it female or some other “minority” group. But you are right, if we don’t do anything, our silence legitimized the folks like Bitchpatroll and the hatred they spread.

After months I came back to Sajha because I enjoy the community (and am a masochist!). I am thankful everyday that most people are not evil and malicious. We are still a very sexist and racist society though - but that is no excuse for misbehaving and hate-mongering. I sat on my butt this time also because it was not “my group” this time. I apologize again.
NK Posted on 27-Aug-02 02:27 PM

Logical Sense, you go right ahead *my dear.* I take it as a compliment. :)
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:05 PM

Parmendra, give thought to the following:

o I did not refute the validity your argument of engaging the southern nepali population into the national mainstream. It’s the means proposed I disagreed with. That was clearly reinforced by citing Surya’s argument about regionalism. You missed that.

o Political discussions are guaranteed to be explosive. Just as you are passionate about your views, others are about theirs. This is unreasonable?

o Differing views are to be expected. Some vehemently expressed. I was heavy-handedly. Earthshaking ?

o In a discussion, even an argument, focus on the message.

o When others see what they consider to be ill-considered arguments and half-baked ideas, expect them to be challenged. You may be convinced of the merits of your thoughts, others may not.

o I declared you foolish and insensitive at worst. Politicos have been called worse.

o Louis L’Amour wrote about the American west in its infancy. In it, he pays tribute to the men and women who settled a rugged land. In every book, he points out the respect that women were accorded. A man then might even get away with a killing, but if he so much as raised his voice against a woman, he might be killed for it.

Yet you accused me of being a sexist, misogynist and racist for quoting Louis L’Amour.

o I’ve been called names by others too, have you noted how I responded? Not once have I resorted to obscenity.

o I leave that you. You used the word ‘bastard.’ I made no reference to your parentage. So who got personal?

o Give back as good as you get in a debate or argument. If you can’t, grin and bear it. If you can’t take the heat, stay away from the fire.

Hahooguru: I have read with enjoyment your various comments, particularly your experience with RNAC, and you sound a like a mature and well-grounded person. I do hope your comment about ‘stoning mad dogs’ and ‘driving them out of here’ was a generalization and not aimed at anyone in particular.
Logical Sense Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:09 PM

More Gaijatra Nick Names!

NK: English Babu Deshi Mem, Aur Pyar Ho Gaya, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

Ashu: Aa Ab Laut Chalen
anepalikt: (To Ashu) Aap Mujhe Ache Lagne Lage, Dulhan Banu Mai Teri

HahooGuru: Bawander

Sitara: Chadani
KT@DC: Aao Pyar Karen

Biswo: Gentleman

Paschim: Kyonki Mai Jhuth Nahi Bolta

Parmendar: Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin

Foxy: Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega (even) Monsoon Wedding


Please add more ......
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:13 PM

Anepalikt:
In retrospect, I accept a momentary lapse in judgement, I am afraid. This is in ref. to the high five.

Girl, commendable reasoning in your writing. Truly meant.
Logical Sense Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:18 PM

OOPS! Paramendra (Sachayera Padhnu Hola)
NK Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:22 PM

correction, Logical Sense. He is not English neither is he American.

And what is this? ahiley samma gai jatra ko nasha gayako chaina, ki rog ho yo? Jhakri bolaunu paryo kya ho? :)
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:22 PM

Bitchpatrol,
No one dragged you here asyou claimed. You made a conscious choice to be here.

By the way, Sitara's vision and judgement is excellent. If only more of us were so blessed.
Logical Sense Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:37 PM

Jya Phuske Cha! I knew he was European (from the grape vine) so I guessed, OOPS (Maph Garnu Hai..)

Hoina Kya, Guys/Gals keep on getting distracted so Thikka Thread Ko LineMa Lyakoni.

They keep forgetting that this thread is to put SMILE in everybodies face not the FROWNS.
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:38 PM

Logical Sense:
You must have not been reading some of the recent posts... Gaijatra ended a few days ago in real life and I think it has come to a grinding halt right here on this thread as well. I know you started this thread! And it was funny. It still is to some degree. But I am getting a little sick of the Hindi being thrown around - and the same jokes about women... always women in reference to men - au love garau, get them married off, paired off to this person and that! Ke ho? Do women not exist without reference to men? Khai ke ho yo? huh? it's getting on my nerves. I like Ashu hai, we know each other well enough I'd say, but what is this nonsense?
Logical Sense Posted on 27-Aug-02 03:56 PM

A Nepali Kt Jyu, I did not notice that Gaijatra was ended long before in this thread.

If so then why post anything here? I even saw you soliciting for another thread? Go to other thread and start there. That's more logical isn' t it :-)

And sincerly very sorry if you feel I picked on you. If it makes you frown that is defeating the purpose of my thread so I sincerely apologize. I found it funny when I saw few of your thread saying Ashu Ashu!!!! :-)

But, let us stop it right here.
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:11 PM

"I so then why post anything here? I even saw you soliciting for another thread? Go to oher thread and start there. That's more logical isn' t it." As I have always said, and I will continue to say, logic is overrated.

"I found it funny when I saw few of your thread saying Ashu Ashu!!!!" Pray tell, where is that? Give me a link and I will check it out. Maybe I forgot. Regardless yes let us stop.
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:22 PM

Amen to that.
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:28 PM

Much Ado About nothing!!!!!!

A storm in a Tea cup...................

The natural catastrophe must have occurred in an epicenter...far away from this thread, and yet it manages to be carried over??????????? Reverberation of the echoes of a discussion in a different thread?

We do need to be contexually aware...hoina ra??????? Lambast , torture or even cyber kill one another if you must within the context of the thread but please....those of us who considers ourselves, rational, worthy, informed and critically analytic,..... keep to the title of the thread!!!!!

Go rain, snow, storm or hail on the original thread!!!! Some of us are enjoying the humor that this thread was started for.

And guys............It is just cyber egos being knocked around a little....you will survive the knocks! And hey....... It is the diversity of opinions that makes up the world.....

"One country's terrorist is another country's freedom fighter"...........Just be prudent about pointing fingers!!!!!

anepalikt: Smart observation!!!!
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:31 PM

To all and sundry,
My apologies for bringing unwanted baggage into this thread.
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:35 PM

Tag teaming each other still huh you two.
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:45 PM

Anepalikt,
I am guilty as charged by Sitara. Hence the apology in all sincerity.

However, in remarking about tag teaming, you may well be guilty of the same thing that you just stated your dislike of to Logical sense, namely 'associating' one with the other etc. Perhaps you meant it in good humour and I just misread you.
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:45 PM

CZAR....You are very gracious for having appologized....

but If my memory serves me right....(I do suffer from a photographic memory....:), we (you and I ) were cyber flirting with much "sophistication" (according to Nepeji) until we were rudely interrupted!!! Nevertheless, you did retaliate to the elitist "crap" that was thrown at you without provocation in "this" thread!!!!! So appologies are in order and we just got one from you....thanks!

I think it means a lot to many who like you and respect you!!!!
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 04:52 PM

I meant to put a :) after my little line there, but forgot! I think that would have helped clarify the spirit I intended. I was also going to write that my old bones be a creakin' trying to keep up with you two, but I held off because I was afraid Sitara might prescribe Harpic again. And I do agree with Sitara. It was indeed very gracious of you and yes, I think you have a big fan club here now.

:)
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 05:45 PM

anepalikt: ;)

Thanks and perhaps, we should "share" Harpic together over coffee sometime!!! ;)
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 06:43 PM

Lets do! :)
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 06:44 PM

And Paramendra ji;

With all due respect to your respectable personality and long string of "evidences" and grieviences, (against you) painstakingly collected from all the threads, if you come out in the cyber limelight as a cyber public figure.....expect some lampooning too. Your "public image" is not yours, it is made by the responses of the public. If, you can gracefully accept the compliments you receive in your postings, be realistic enough to expect "criticisms", in any form. Far be it for me to "educate" you in the ways of the cyber world but guess what it is the way of the "real" world. Many of us get slandered and cursed at but you don't see us crying "Foul Play" at every tom, dick or harry ( jane, mary and sally....?) who pushes our buttons!!

Here is a reality check...just because your threads carry respectable intentions...you will not be hailed as a "freedom fighter" or "hero" by everyone. Don't forget we are in a cyber society where we don't even know eachother's name and identity. Hence, the reasons for speaking attrocities.... sometimes, your "realistic" expectations may not be applicable in an unrealistic/ world dimension?

Here is something my Sociology professor used to say...."If you open your mouth, expect to be guillotined....just don't take it personally!"

PS. I do enjoy reading your well-intentioned threads....makes me think...about people's thought processes and wonder at the intentions! :)
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 06:47 PM

Is it time yet for the smiling family portrait, before the closing credits start scrolling on the screen ?
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 06:55 PM

Cast of characters, in no fixed order

from A ~ Z , lotta people, n then some that barely qualify

produced by : Logical Sense

Directed by : Sun servers, Cisco routers, Microsoft apps, Intel CPU's etc

Sanity check by: Sitara, Anepalikt etc.

Fight co-ordinator : Sun servers, Cisco routers, Microsoft apps, Intel CPU's etc
czar Posted on 27-Aug-02 07:02 PM

A message from the sponsors:

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It will soon be on the shelves of 7 Eleven too.

We thank for adopting Harpic and we wish you all good health.
anepalikt Posted on 27-Aug-02 07:02 PM

Is it resolved yet? Where is Paramendra? After I bloody spilled my guts out and yelled at Logical Sense!





:)
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:22 PM

And ...off he rode, a lone cowboy...an his horse, right into the sunset!!!!!

whaaaaaaa...whaaaaa...whaaaaa......n.! whaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa........n?
( music from The Good, Bad and The Ugly)....


..."an like I said, the trouble started, when I said, ' ma maw used ta say...................... ;)"


THE END!!! :P
paramendra Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:53 PM

Anepalikt:

Thank you very much for this comment. Thanks for taking a stand, and thanks for talking about your own prior experiences at the site. Thanks for seeing that ethnicity-gender nexus.

It helps. And it helps to try to understand.

As a woman, or as a supposed low-lander in the Nepalese context, when you ask the hard questions, there are:

(1) Those that will disagree and try to convince you they are not prejudiced, merely disagreeing.
(2) Those that will express their prejudice and stand by it.
(3) Those that will act hostile.
(4) Those that will shun the debate/discussion altogether and come up with the vilest personal attacks.

How do you deal with category (4)? I think it is a community problem, and the community has to respond.

And, of course:

(5) Those that will engage in construcitve, intelligent dialogue, to disagree, to agree, to find middle ground, to challenge, to be challenged, to find new ground, to learn, to teach. To engage in a positive way.
paramendra Posted on 27-Aug-02 08:58 PM

Czar:

If your disagreement with me is entirely about issues, spell it out.

When you talk of the "village politician," are you trying to heap praises on 90% of the Nepalese who do live in villages? When you talk of my lack of intelligence, are you not just one step away from someone who goes one step further and spits out explicit hate words?

But I am willing to let bygones be bygones and start afresh. You come across as a regular at the site though I noticed you only a few days back. Me too. So we are likely to bump into each other here now and then.

I welcome your specific issue-based disagreements on the Terai issue. Maybe you will end up convincing me! I do not rule that out. That is why I am part of the discussions.
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 27-Aug-02 09:02 PM


Guys! Gai-Jatra is over! Halt this thread! Stop posting to this thread!
~DBB
SITARA Posted on 27-Aug-02 10:24 PM

Desh Bhakta ji...Let me help you re-enforce it...

...Shree Man Gambhira Nepali, Prachanda Pratapi bhupati........................................................................................................................................................................................................... Hami Nepali SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjha Le!!!

JAI CYBER NEPAL!!!!

:)
Bitchpatrol Posted on 28-Aug-02 09:35 AM

All of you who are bitching about negativity..
Do you even think how we got to that point ?
Why are poeple after paramendra ?
And why is everyone after him and him only ?
Why is his pictures on every article he posts ?( I said it like it is and what i tought in the name of free speech... I can have an opinion just like everyone else here..like it or not...we do have various elements in society you have to deal with..and remember the world is not all green with flowers you do have to deal with thorns once in the while and thats life.. AND NO-ONE IS KICKING ANYONE OUT OR DITCHING THEM ANYWHERE...after all as name suggests its is SAJHA)
And what Because of my name I cannot poke fun on Gaijatra thread ?
Man y'all need to think before you startt flying accusations..
Its ok for others to make fun its not ok for people like me(bitchpatroll) to crack a joke ?
If that's the case then Y'all(everyone everyone bitching about negativity in this thread ) are nothin' but a bunch of hypocrite

And Parminder Stop crying like a bitch.. "Ohh poor me everyone is sayin shit to me...ooohhh ooohhhh!!" Hey man if you cannot handle it go back to where you came from aiight !
Nhuchche Posted on 28-Aug-02 09:42 AM

To Desh Bhakta Bhattarai:
This is in response to your pea to stop this thread. Just because gaijatra is over, we don't have to stop the gaijatra in the cyber world. There is a humor section too but I think we Nepalese feel more at ease in a Gai Jatra thread to poke fun at things and people that can be made fun of. I don't think people should take this thread too seriously.

As a quote from the about us page of this site, it is supposed to be a place "where we take a little break from the monotony once in a while to indulge in gupp-supp to tickle our intellect, to talk about Nepal and the Nepalese, and to remind the fact that we are Nepalese no matter where we are and what we do".

We can take a break from the monotony of life and indulge in ramailo dhamailo without noticing oh today is not Gai Jatra and we are not supposed to have a good time!
paramendra Posted on 28-Aug-02 09:53 AM

Bitchpatroll:

"..Why is his pictures on every article he posts ?..."

Well, I just posted my picture again at another thread. Why? Because if there is the option to do so - "only GIF and JPG files accepted" - obviously the people running the site want postings to be visually rich. It is the technology, stupid!

You racist/ethnicist son of a gun, you have offended me and others at the site with your rantings. You can continue ranting. Your freedom of speech is protected. But you are not going anywhere at this online community with that attitude. There is a social price you have already paid and will continue to pay.
Bitchpatroll Posted on 28-Aug-02 11:31 AM

Hey Moron,
You aint gettin' any matromony even if post yo pics blind man. You have no clue do you ? Visually rich pics of Mein Amitabh Hun ? Yeah right!! Give me a godamn break..
Offended ? wha, who, whey offended ? We are offended by yo spanking tha monkey picture ?

I am not going anywhere with ma attitude ? Hey pal don't forget its only a website ? I am not trying to compete with you for a job in the Nepali govt. I am here, will be here, like it not not pal.. and with that attitute you just displayed shows your true color too. You can put yourself in that self acclaimed pedestal but bottom line you are no better than me paatna..
Social price ? Hey did I say i am trying to be your buddy ? what social price ? Man you are taking this a bit too serious...You think you know each and everyindividual that comes online here ? And all their pseudo names.. who is who, you don't even know. It a VIRTUAL society... nobody is real. And By the way WHO got got the last laugh ?? ha ha ha
All right all of you hypocrites Bitchpatroll is satisfied with his performance he is taking a vaca untill his next visit Ha ha ha
patroll your mama Posted on 28-Aug-02 11:36 AM

Yeah Bitchpatroll there is no social consequence for you. You are not out to be social and make buddies. you the man! hiding behind your stupid name all you can do is take potshots.

lamo!!
Bitchpatroll Posted on 28-Aug-02 11:39 AM

Oh yeah I forgot one thing, I did not know there was some sort of social hierarchy in place here at this site !! Untill Mr Mein Amitabh Hun(hypocrite) pointed it out to me ...that I am not going anywhere ?
Ebony_firefly Posted on 28-Aug-02 11:52 AM

des bhakta bhattarai...interesting name...hmmmmmmmmm!
bhattarai....ummmmmmmm!
cross of bhatta and rai might be called bhuttrorai,
what do u say mitrabhai?

lols
blac_
anepalikt Posted on 28-Aug-02 05:33 PM

It ain't over till the fat lady sings!

eeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 05:36 PM

anepalikt;
I think that you sang the Japanese version of it!!!!! Ask Hahooguru to translate that for all!!! :)
Nepe Posted on 28-Aug-02 06:03 PM

Sitara,

Your 'Shri Man Gambhira..' was the best ending, even for a republican like me. But this Bitchpatrol came and spoiled it.

Bitchpatrol, I am still hoping that you will realize that you have disgraced yourself by name calling and making racist remarks to Paramendra. Please stop it right now.

Peace Patrol
(Thank you czar for the title and your graceful retraction of some unwanted remarks)
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 06:18 PM

BitchPatrol....

Not true!!! I did find your name funny...and if you notice I did say something to that effect, not to slander you. If the people in this thread have not referred to you, it is because you do have a very colorful vocabulary and a highly volatile cyber persona. Most people who have responded to this thread do not look for confrontation, nor do they want to retaliate in kind.

You have also made a few valid point about "free" speech not necessarily "appropriate" speech. I totally agree with you right there. I don't think that you are even "aspiring" to be or go anywhere in this "cyber community". You are looking for reactions and you got them. Believe it or not I do understand you (not necessarily condone you). But there is something to be said about the reactive nature of "others" with AS colorful vocabulary versus the language of those on "this" thread. Maintaining a semblence of respectability is hard enough whithout knowing one another's identity. Again you are right, it is about cyber personalities...not necessarily the original persons. If you have maintained an "abrasive" personality to get to someone, I think your purpose has been achieved. but in the process....you might have offended other bystanders who are here for a different purpose. You have every right to post whatever you want on any thread you want (esp, on Gaijatra) but expecting people to tolerate or not tolerate your vocabulary is another matter.....hoina ra? Like you claim your "freedom" of speech so can they claim theirs!....Again, you wanted reactions....you got them big time!!!
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 06:35 PM

Paramendra ji;

Your buttons must be sticking out all over the place with "push me" written on it...and/or "strings" with "pull me" labels.........

Why do you even bother????????? For someone who seems mature and reflective, you do seem to be highly reactive!!!!

I know a writer (a respectable professor) who is writing a book called "F**k You; Therefore, I Am".... It is a social commentary. I really wonder how many will actually understand the implications of this book............!!! Think about it Paramendra ji. And Bitchpatrol is right about " free speech"...not necessarily "responsible" speech.
anepalikt Posted on 28-Aug-02 06:56 PM

Hey since you all decided to go on even after the fat lady sang (albeit in Japanese according to Sitara), I want to throw my two cents in again (for all the two cents thrown in here, San should be rich already, but as the saying goes, talk is cheap).

Sitara:

We all laugh at inappropriate jokes once in a while. But what Bitchpatroll is doing is not just a simple stupid joke at someones expense. It is consistent and directed at Paramendra and his ethnicity.

IT IS NOT ABOUT COLORFUL VOCABULARY!

Bitchpatroll is free to say what s/he wants as long as we keep making excuse for people like her/him.

I think you are minimizing the issue and letting this big ass jerk off the hook if, after all that has been said and done, you come and tell him that it is about "colorful vocabulary". Maybe you are being facetious, but please, call a spade a spade. Bitchpatroll is not only being a jerk, but is being racist, divisive, and bigotted. It would be a great pity if you, as an intelligent and articulate person, let him get away with crap like that.

Yeah this is a "cyber forum." But does not necessitate a total lack of responsibility on the part of individual posterss? And how far does this "cyber persona" go? paramendra is not putting himself out there as merely a "cyber character," like you and I are doing. He puts his name and his face out there. Bitchpatroll is a coward and also definitely a big time racist bigot!

And your comment to Paramendra that his buttons must be sticking outsaying "push me" smacks real hard of one thing - blaming the victim! You or Paramendra might not like the term "victim" and I am in no way trying to speak for "Paramendra the Victim" and I think he has already proven that he is anything but that - but when I say"blaming the victim" in this case, I am talking about what often happens in racist/sexist incidents. "You were walking at night in a mini skirt" and "You provoked him".... all too familiar!

Thanks, but no thanks.
paramendra Posted on 28-Aug-02 07:14 PM

Anepalikt:

This is more than I could have asked for. Thanks. Your stand is explicit. It is unequivocal.

Something unwont happened here between Czar and me. He took a step towards reconciliation, I took another. And I hope we have moved on. And I hope we will interact in future in "normal" ways.

But Bitchpatroll is a different story. He totally reminds me of those Kathmandu youngsters who harass the hapless Madhesi/Indian vendors out in the streets of Kathmandu. I need to react, because I have been more fortunate than those vendors in my life circumstances. If not me, who? If not now, when?

He can keep saying all he wants to say. I believe the site should keep up with its policy of free speech. But I also would like to feel this is an isolated individual. That he does nto speak for other "silent, decent" people. And your comments give me hope. If three people like you can come out and take a stand, the BT character can say what he might, and that will not affect my well-being at the site. He will prove himself an isolated rant. So thanks.

Bitch. Patroll. Mark those words. He first started posting at my "Nepal: SEXIST country/society" thread. And this username seems to have no purpose than to come after me. He hoped he will provide the leadership, and others will condone him, if not join him. This joker first emerged as a sexist. Before he exposed his bigoted, racist self. He has to be seen for what he is. And only then we can move on. Ignore him and move on.

Okay, back to your Japanese (?) song! :-)
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 07:22 PM

anepalikt;

Notice what I said, "I do not condone anything..." If you did not understand what I have stated....then I rest my case. As for "blaming the victim", I'm not even getting into it. It is irrelevant to what I have said. In your own words..." don't get sucked into it!"...In my words..."Don't give them the satisfaction!"
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 07:54 PM

Anepalikt;

I am more than mildly surprised at your DELIBERATE misrepresentations of my postings.... I do not have to hyperventilate in order for me to express my views nor my standings. I'm sure that those who do understand my point of view (without trying to add fuel to fire).... do so at a different level.

I think Paramendra ji .... I assume, you understood my point of view when I mentioned the title of the book. The line of reasoning I was taking.....???????
oys_chill Posted on 28-Aug-02 07:57 PM

Sitara ji,
post gai jatra syndrome tyati ramailo chaina...k bhako......
hajur jasto sitara lai yeta "falaki" rahana sobha dincha jastai lagena ;)

"na aapka, na baapka, bich ma oys" nabhannu hola ;)
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 08:07 PM

Oys_Chill... :(

I am a Zen Buddhist.... I take the "middle" path.... by religion!

I am a counselor... by profession.. ;)

But the Reality is ... "Sitting on the Fence is a pain on the Butt!!!" ;)

hehehe!!!
oys_chill Posted on 28-Aug-02 08:09 PM

pheri buddha ko kura....pheri brain drain of lord buddha yaad aayo :S hyaaa!!

kura bujnai garho..someone said it rite "najaane gaun ko batai nasodnu" sorry for the interference!!
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 08:20 PM

Damn Oys_chill, I welcome your interference!!! wow!!!!!!!!! Thanks god...some of us can keep our sanity!!!!!!!

As for brain drain:........My brain is cyber drained by cyber personalities/alias!!!!

Where the hell is this cyber country...????????????????/

Oys ji yo desh ko bato ta thaha hola ni? ;)
oys_chill Posted on 28-Aug-02 08:30 PM

yo desh ko bato thaha paako bhaye ta, afno kumlo sumlo banera, first flight ma "cocktail generation" lai chodinthe.........bidhi ko bidambana........k garnu? bass, regrets!
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 08:52 PM

Hey oys_ ji??????

How do you keep your oysters chilled?????? You seem to be doing a damn good job of keeping cool!!!

Mightly impressed! Really! ;)
czar Posted on 28-Aug-02 09:16 PM

Sitara, Anepalikt, Parmendra, Bitchpatrol:

The net is a new frontier for mankind. Like all new frontiers, it can be rough, wild, heady and parts of it definitely seedy. Yet is has its finer places too,just as even the roughest towns have an oasis of tranquil. There is much occurring here that is good. It just takes time for it to germinate, flower and to push aside the weeds.

And like all towns, there is a diversity of characters and attitudes. This is where the similarity ends though: we don’t hire a sheriff to clean out the baddies. A lot of sheriffs themselves were questionable characters themselves.

This is the LAST global forum of free speech. The final frontier, if you will, at this time.

Free speech is a mighty peculiar thing though. People have fought for and given their lives so that others may have the right to speak their minds. What is NOT guaranteed, however, is that anyone will listen or that what is said will makes sense or please all, if at all anyone.

That’s the issue Sitara was addressing. The right to free speech.

We may each of us find objectionable, at one time or another, what the other has to say. How we express our disagreements is another issue entirely. Racial slurs, bigotry and the like have no place in civilized society.

By arguing for free speech, as Sitara did, does NOT mean support for vile and virulent words. Lets not forget though, that it does exist and is part of the human condition. The net is not exempt from it. To think otherwise is to be unrealistic.

We can all disagree, without being disagreeable. That’s why I examined my conscience these past two days. I urge that all of us step back a moment and pause for reflection.
Desh_Bhakta_Bhattarai Posted on 28-Aug-02 09:38 PM


>des bhakta bhattarai...interesting name...
>hmmmmmmmmm!
> bhattarai....ummmmmmmm!
>cross of bhatta and rai might be called
>bhuttrorai,
>what do u say mitrabhai?
>
>lols
>blac_

Dear Ebony_firefly,
I got a little offended by your posting, and I mean it. Sajha.com is a previlage, not a
right. Well, freedom of speech is a right -- utilize it properly! Don't abuse this previlage --
thank God, since you got God's blessing to at least post over the net -- some people dont
even get to eat food, forget about using the internet! So, my request is for you and
also to all sajha.com members -- please dont abuse your rights and previlages!

~Desh Bhakta Bhattarai

P.S. And stop posting to this thread!! Gai-jatra is over guys!
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:20 PM

CZAR; ...My voice of reason!!! Thank you; well said........Perhaps I should not have taken to parallel "reasonings and logic"...but oh well. Biconditional reasonings are too complex... it has been stated....I did not believe it until I got a first hand experience of it! :( See, someone told me to stop reading "Zen" because "it" makes no sense to many!!!! "I guess it has "oversimplified" many a "colorful" terms, in my vocabulary"......hmmmmmm food for thought !!! I thought the virtue of verbal expression was the flexibility in transitioning between the concrete and the abstract within the same context. But I realize that it is possible IFF (another biconditional logic ;) the level of comprehension is as flexible!!!!!!!!!!

Oys_chill; no wonder you were laughing at me and my train of thoughts!!!!!!!! ;) yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!!

CZAR, mon ex-amour, my knight in shining armour, my linguist and translator!

Nepeji......Shree man Gambhir....meant "All Serious people"!!!

sajhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaley....meant all people of Sajha!!!

:)
anepalikt Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:20 PM

Sitara:
On rereading what you wrote to Bitchpatroll, I have to say, I feel a little embarrassed that I was as strident as I was. I did not "deliberately misinterpret" you and do not seek to do so or to hyperventilate when I express my opinion [did you think I was hyperventilating? I am afraid the next thing I know, I will have been diagnosed hysterical :)] But seriously, I did feel that your post to Bitchpatroll was too appeasing and mollifying… You are right it is hard to straddle the fence and I stand on the side that says condemn and not just "not condone".

I am a proponent of free speech and truly believe censoring people is bad for everyone. Yet, I also believe that individuals have to be responsible for what they say and do - cyber forum or not. And as a "community" we have to guide individuals to choose that path.. I like to live among people who respect themselves and others and treat others with the same kindness and understanding they want.

But obviously I myself am not that "understanding" of people like Bitchpatroll. I don't care where they are coming from. In my opinion, the light touch just does not work with some people. I have no patience for those who espouse hatred and bigotry. You are obviously lot more gracious about dealing with freaks like Bitchpatroll than I am. In my zeal to fight the "good fight, I misdirected my enthusiasm at you.

Freedom of speech is great, but it is bigots and racist and sexist people who ensure that others don't have the same right. I am not trying to make excuses here. Please accept my apologies for being so over zealous and misdirecting my energies at you.
anepalikt Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:24 PM

Thank you, Czar!
paramendra Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:32 PM

Aneplikt:

I am with you. I gather both of us are for free speech: that we freely speak against the bigots.
SITARA Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:34 PM

anepalikt: :) That is ok!!!

There is a fine line between Reason and Passion...... It is quite easy to miss the line during passionately "hysterical" moments!!! ;)
anepalikt Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:43 PM

:) (sheepish grin and thanks to Sitara.)

d (thumbs up to Paramendra).
paramendra Posted on 28-Aug-02 10:49 PM

A-N-P-K-T

Rock 'n Roll

:-)
czar Posted on 28-Aug-02 11:39 PM

Anepalikt: You are as gracious as you are passionate. A pleasure indeed.

Sitara: ooh la la, a model of savoire faire.

Oys-chill: laughter is the best medicine.

People, have we quite exhausted the topic, or is there yet more to come? My keyboard may yet plead for mercy anytime soon. :)

Anyone for momo and cool liquids to sip instead ? Meet you all there.
Ebony_firefly Posted on 29-Aug-02 11:33 AM

helllo mr.desh bhakta bhatttarai...
NO NEED TO BE OFFENDED...IF YOU HAVE A HANGOVER I CAN HELP U WITH SOME LEMON JUICE..
u didnt get the joke! fren!.
anyways if it did prick your holy self then i am very very tooooooooory !
testo off ENDED HUNEEY HO?
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?are we free enough?brain drain!
blac_
197 and counting Posted on 29-Aug-02 12:56 PM

let's make this the first topic to cross the limit of 200 follow-up postings
fRank Posted on 29-Aug-02 01:13 PM

oye desh bhakta bhattarai dai .. kaha gaijatra over bhayo bhaneko.. this life is gai jatra k.. since you get offended by someonez posting doesn't mean gai jatra is over ni.. if ppl want to post then they have the right to do so. aneeways since the no. is already 197 and countin. why not take it to the 200 mark.. 2 century ta huncha.. 2 century score le we can even beat india and pakistan in a one day international.
bitchpatroll Posted on 29-Aug-02 01:38 PM

Nepalikt,
Guess ma name does not appeal to yo femnist nature I understand. Let me clarify a few things ... I did not know Mr Parminderr was from south or tharu or maitheli or whateverrr for that matter. I was just merely poking fun at his picture posting on every article. It was just a shot in the dark ... echoing coments that others had made. But he kept coming back. I have an ego too just like Mr Parminder and thats how this whole episode started. And when you lose controll...you let it out.. no holes barred... Fire with fire= burn
And do not tell me that on Gaijatra we do not make racist,ethnic, or sexist jokes. Thats what the day was created for. To have a laugh. I do admit when i post I do have a bit of tone on a writing but thats just ma way of expressing( reserve the right to express the way I want to express ma self).
And your calling me a coward is a joke...ha ha Before you start pointing fingers look at yourself ANEPALIKT ??? who are you ?
Parminderrr is definately the victim here but of his own doing though...
Action=reaction
czar Posted on 29-Aug-02 01:49 PM

Does this thread illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics?

Can someone shed some light on this please?
oys_chill Posted on 29-Aug-02 02:47 PM

sure does czar ;)

Entropy, now that haaha gooru has clarified things, even i am enlightened with physics :)

don't you see the original thread started by logical sense detiorating into all kinda jatras ;)..now that fully justifies second law of thermodynamics......

THINGS CAN ONLY GO WORSE, NOT BETTER!! ENTROPY(Randomness) is the law of the universe, so shall it continue with threads ;)

AM I RIGHT < HAHAOO GOORU< GORU? :S
czar, hope i shed some oys light out here ;)
czar Posted on 29-Aug-02 03:02 PM

Set a snair..rabbit soup for supper...only this time..its oyster sauce !

Entropy strikes again ! :)

Chill, brotha !
Damn Posted on 29-Aug-02 03:12 PM

UFFFFFF..... pathetic I dont remember a single word on thermodynamics except the word itself...laws ta tadai ko kura! Whatever @thermodynamics!
so what are we talking about again? oyster sauce? C-zar salad...?? yummmyyy (for both ;))..... good...finally someone got their senses back....and as you can see I am bored as hell so am writing here... aGain! but the talk of Food was too goood to resist!
Logical Sense Posted on 29-Aug-02 03:16 PM

Entroy Strikes Again: I like that...

Here is for all of us who have forgotten the definition of entropy from encyclopedia (HGjyu if I may dare....)

"Measure of a system's energy that is unavailable for work, or of the degree of a system's disorder. When heat is added to a system held at constant temperature, the change in entropy is related to the change in energy, the pressure, the temperature, and the change in volume. Its magnitude varies from zero to the total amount of energy in a system. The concept, first proposed in 1850 by the German physicist Rudolf Clausius (1822-1888), is sometimes presented as the second law of thermodynamics, which states that entropy increases during irreversible processes such as spontaneous mixing of hot and cold gases, uncontrolled expansion of a gas into a vacuum, and combustion of fuel. In popular, nontechnical use, entropy is regarded as a measure of the chaos or randomness of a system. "
Damn Posted on 29-Aug-02 03:46 PM

Logical sense...get out of here! I was asking for my Physics book definition... book ko naam ani author ko naam pani dui ki...so that you can look it up for me as you looked up the dictionary so promptly? Damnnnn... kahan oyster sauce ra c-zar salad ko kura gari ra bela ma pwakka.... not so logical after all eh?
SITARA Posted on 29-Aug-02 06:07 PM

Logical sense ji...

Keep your antrophy analysis to yourself! ;) If people were "logical" and "common sense" were common; everyone would have it!!!!!!!!!!!!! This world is not that blessed!;)

As for "maw's sayings on ma homemade cookin"........I can serve you with duckling soup, pork momo, CZAR salad on oyster sauce on the side, laced with harpic, sprinkled with common sense, sprayed with "colorful" logic, cooked on organic antrophy and served SITARA -style; right between your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:p
oys_chill Posted on 29-Aug-02 06:10 PM

jus reminding again sitara ji :P
this oyster chai is POISONOUS hai..a lil more than sodium azide that blocks yor electron transport system in two mins and u drop dead!! i got full supply of it ;) in the lab ;)
SITARA Posted on 29-Aug-02 06:29 PM

TOXIC huh????Hehe! thanks for the warning!!!!!! What are the symptoms??? ...hyperventilation, hysteria, thin skin, volatile temperament, compulsive, obssession, paranoa, atrophy, entrophy, hallucination, cyber delusions.....???

I will survive...will the others????????? I was brought up on slow, sweet, cyanide, toxic tongue, crazy logic, and blessed with an anti-venomous, non reactive, highly absorbent digestive system!!!!!!!...So they say re!!! hehe!

You are surely doomed my friend!;)
oys_chill Posted on 29-Aug-02 06:35 PM

Jus sheer frustration! period.
aaa alchi lagyo, les not lenghten this thread hai
SITARA Posted on 29-Aug-02 06:37 PM

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*cherrycola*~ Posted on 29-Aug-02 09:53 PM

such affection threaders thread to this thread.. hehe!

my god, 210 comments! :-o

Hey oys.. czar..! :o)
paramendra Posted on 06-Sep-02 01:38 PM

HahooGuru:

Guru Nanak to kya Nanak
Mile koi Guru Hahoo se
Paschim to president fan club ke unke
Entropy pharmate thakte nahin
Formula lagate phirate
Conclusions nikalte
TND ka naam japte rahte
Guruvar, aur sunaiye
HahooGuru Posted on 06-Sep-02 07:39 PM

Para, kya mara.
ham ko bahut khus hui
ye tukadi padh padh ke.
Hamne socha ye Gaijatra thred khatam hui
lekin apki madatse hamara Naak ucha ho gai ....
HahooGuru Posted on 06-Sep-02 07:39 PM

....
Wah wah. .... HahooGuru se kya sayer nikali
duniya bole entropy ka kya hal hoga Guru ji,
Guruji bole entropy to badhti raheti he..
Fir Jode anta to hehi nahi
anta to hehi nahi jab tak hamari dictionary me ReCycle ka sab rahega...
Ant jo kahete he ma wo to sab mithhya he illusion he.
Ant tab hoga jab rate of entropy change zero hoa.
Us bakhta sayera nahi yaska naam hoga Jaher
..... Paramendra ji ainge aur kahinge ye jaher nahi Sayer bolo Sayer ...
.......Janata bole Hahahahahhhahah ...hooho. .hahoo.........
......Paramendra ji Recycle kardenge hamari jindagi ko ..
......Bar Bar uhi URL ko hamare samne prstut kardenge ....
......Ja wo Beta URL Khalo nahi to ser aajajyegi ...
......Bhuk nahi lagi to kya "ghicha" lo jod jod se ..

......(Break) WHahooooooooooooo HoooooooooooooWHa ... (darsak tali bajati rahi ...)

Scene 2:
..... Pramendra ji came to stage and thanked to Guruj and noted the URL.
......Sayer to URL hui aur Paramendra ji started URL ka sayer
......Ke chhyda ka baad aa jayega .... unki ReCycling URL Sayer...
......Duniya Der mat karo .... kahedo hamne padh liya bahut padh laiya....
......Paramendra ... . Wah Paramendra wah ... Chaptor End ...
......Paramendra ji bole ... ho gahi new record .. 10,000clicks ...
.....Ayega Para ke naam Guinneeseeeee Book of world record ...
......Paramendra ji ho gaye No. 1 URL Recycler ..... in Cyberworld. . ..

Paramendra ji good luck. If you recycle anything including URLs,
you feel young. Whenever Paramendra ReCycles his URL,
I feel liked passed into Time Machine.... Back to future .....
Thermodynamics law says, there will be energy loss when you
make a Cycle or ReCycle in ... Paramendra gets such extra
energy ... through.... Wah WAh ... Para wah ...

In the world of ReCycles (Punarjanma), there is nothing new, only
we have "new" is in ReNew. .... When I was studying Virgin Soil,
my professor told me that there is no thing virgin world who believe
on Punarjanma (ReCycle, or reIncarnation). A human dies, and
borns again, do you think a young guy/ girl is really virgin? My
professor then, told that there are two words: Local and Global.
Local in this case/: in the perspective of current life, since last time
you borned, you might be virgin, but, not in global terms. ....
Thats, "next juni ma pani timrai srimati / sriman hun pau". Juni
Juni samma ... Otherwise, Who is virgin ...who is pure .. What is
new .... Everything is Renew .... In this perspective of Renew,
recycle, reincarnation .remoulding.... I don't mind Paramendra publish
same URL repeatedly, and I wish its under different threads, so that these
URLs are virgin in local conditions. ... Those who reached to swarga
are freefrom recycling, and also from the stress of being a virgin
"touch for the very first". Therefore, my guru rejects the
word and concept behind the "VIRGIN". Its all illusion. Lets end up
this posting, by saying that even in local time (in this life since last
birth to until you die), if you can not return to virgin, once you lost
it, you must die first, i.e. recycle your life. Similarly, Paramendra must
not try to create an image that same URL being published twice under
same thread as fresh URL, or posting ... ...In local terms, let
it a URL be published only once under a thread, so that we can enjoy
the Madonna's song "Like a virgin, touch for very first time" ....


HahooGuru 's Prabachan ends.... Thapadi marera kritagyata prakat garnu hola...
Prarararararr ........................

...HG
SITARA Posted on 06-Sep-02 08:35 PM

A synopsis of HahooGuruji's Prabachan!


All roads lead to
Rome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All threads lead to
Parom ??????????

:)
HahooGuru Posted on 06-Sep-02 09:23 PM

Thanks Sitara. Always. HG
paramendra Posted on 07-Sep-02 07:40 AM

Stars in the skies
Stars in the eyes
HahooGuru on Sajha
ebony_firefly Posted on 07-Sep-02 11:48 AM

private or sajha....
ko ho sajha ko raja
bajaunuparyo ussko baja

lols

blac_

ps#offcourse its not a haiku its a rhyku...lols! my version of nepalised haiku..
paramendra Posted on 07-Sep-02 03:21 PM

Sajha ko raja ta thaha bhayena
Tara Guru Ta Hamrai
HahooGuru
Bajau Baja
anepalikt Posted on 07-Sep-02 07:51 PM

THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR KNOWING WHEN TO STOP!



stop.







:)





PLEASE





THIS IS GETTING DEPRESSING.
HahooGuru Posted on 07-Sep-02 10:23 PM

I can understand ANepaliKT'S frustrations. LEt me borrow the old posting by NK.

First it looked interesting.
Then, it became boooooring.
NOw, its yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawning.

HG
SITARA Posted on 08-Sep-02 08:57 AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ebony_firefly Posted on 08-Sep-02 11:19 AM

awwwwwwwwww!
hell!
is this thread some kind of tranculisier?yawnn!
NK Posted on 09-Sep-02 01:32 PM

Hiyaaa everybody! I am back and what did I do right after getting into the house? I logged in!!! And, I clicked on this thread. You know it has gained its critcal mass, it seems. The pull was unavoidable.

When did I really say that han~ Hahooguru? :)
villageVoice Posted on 09-Sep-02 02:19 PM

hi nk, you are incorrigible, aren't you. but welcome back. hope you are well rested and at your best :)
deep Posted on 09-Sep-02 02:34 PM

Hana hamri NK sarkar kaha bata firti sawari hoibaksya ho? Gamawaz (village voice) le bhane jhai NK thakai mari sakibaksera utkarsa ma sthapit hoibakseyo ta sarkar?

Sarkar ko tabedar,
Deep
HahooGuru Posted on 09-Sep-02 07:23 PM

NK:When did I really say that han~ Hahooguru? :)

NK, .... heheheh... its secret. Since you posted 1000s of postings
and you keep on writing. But, you fan like me keep on noting down
your best out of best postings...... Just confidential. ... Those
3 lines were really impressive to me, because that summarized my
frustrations why a posting initially looked so interesting and end up
sometime disgusting ... or yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawning ... .As you know,
I am being guy who went worst among worst public schools where
my teachers taught english KNOW ===> KONO, Knife===> KANIFE
.... construction ===> kontucson... I remember my father forced
the head master to move our english teacher to social science ....
subjects when I was reading the spelling K N O W === > K O NO
mane jannu K N I F E ==> kanaife , kanaife mane chakku ...
.... jun jogi aye pani kanai chireka, ......

A friend of mine in Grade
10, came to me to copy geometrical constructions, I was not at
my home. He asked with him where is G, ... after sometime,
I was back and he told almost this line "timile contucson ko home
work garyou bhane leu na, katti try garda pani ayena. Sake dekhi
sikaideu ...". Then, my father asked us, "tyo kontucson bhaneko
ke ho? " Well, I replied him its CONSTRUCTION. Then, our high
school 's english teacher was in trouble next day.

Timra student le construction lai kontukson bhanchan, k padhauchau .....
the english teacher was angry with me and ... my cousine was also
my class mate. Next day morning, (it was winter, we were on
ground for warm sun heat).... when we rushed to class room
.... the teacher filtered out we both me and my cousine.....
and did not let us go inside. Charged that you are behind me,
(while other friends were allowed ...) then, he twisted
"nimthyo" our kaan, so much that Kaan ko loti nai chyattiyachha.
....pachadi ... ajhai pani kahile kahi dukh dincha tyo ramro sanga
najodiyeko le ... Plus few more slaps on our faces "GALAMA" ....

Then, I started seating on back chair. ... Well,
next day, my father again went to school to complain, the
english teacher was on birami bida "he knew the possible
complain: because we had high fever ....reason was obvious".
Thus, the teacher was in leave for week. .... I lost interest
on his subject .... Wow, my only aim was to pass the SLC exam.
I don't know why I always, from primary school to college, had
HITLER quality english teachers ... In college too, as usual, the
students were joking on each other "GOO Morning", then,
suddenly our english teacher, radio nepal 8:30pm english
news caster Hari Prasad Sharma passed in front of us ..
and he heard GOO..Morning too. Well, it was not meant to
him. I was not saying anything like GOO ... Morning. ..
but, a friend of mine with whom I used to seat on back seat
(for side talk, when the teacer was of jhur and we had
to yawn all the time) and was leading that GM stuffs.

For us, it was usual, because we were in the campus for
almost a year or so (because of too many strikes), our class
was just infront of staircase on ground floor, everyone
used to pass ... the fun was regular .... .. .. WE used to
join him .... just ahahahah.... towards anyone .... that was
the public campus life in Nepal.... Well, that particular day
HP Sharma caught us. He silently went to his office that
was just 10m away from our class room. In another 5 minutes
, we noticed him coming and were silent since he was teacher ...
Well, in fact, he came to take revenge on us. He approached to
us, especially, three guys that friend who spelled the word,
me and the other friend ... said "GOOD MORNING to YOU"
"GOOD MORNING to YOU".. to each of us (why he said to me ?) ...
Aba bhayena farsad. We were surprised .... just did not know
what went wrong with him, we thought we were letting all
teachers silently pass the passage whenever we noticed them.
Someone in that bunch of dozen student told (after HPS returned
to his room again) that while HPS was passing through our crowd
the friend was spelling GOO Morning. .........

Aba bhena english
teacher lai beijjat gare pachi usko class kasari attend garne ...
we three did not attend Mr. HPS's english class for another 6 months.
or so.... then, we silently started attending his class by
occupying the back seats .... Aba hamro english jhan khattam .

.... Well, I managed to clear the exams, ... able to come to here in
in this internet with this TUTE FUTEKO english ... to enjoy you
all .... Therefore, I want to say here that I am now learning the
vocabulary with the help of SAN's set up i.e. english dictionary.com
that pop ups in one click. I did not know what that yawn means...
NK wrote yaaaaaaaaaaaawning, so I shortened it to yawn ....
so kaa, yo ta gajab ramailo word rahechah.... Haaaaaaaaaaai ko
english version ...... So, these 3 sentences are very impressive
to me. ... These days, its so easy for me to learn new word,
just click on the word, its just there ...... Its no more
yaaaawning . ... Its getting interesting for me. . ....

Thanks NK for teaching me the wonderful YAAAAAWNING word.

HG