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on 25-Aug-02 02:53 PM
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family
> >for about 4 years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP).
> >
> >At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his
> >colleagues in office stating that his wife had
> >delivered a son...
> >
> >His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how
> >this "happy event" happened when he had not seen his
> >wife for four years...
> >
> >The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take
> >care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are
> >away.The colleagues asked him,"What name will you give
> >to the son?"
> >
> >The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who
> >has taken care,then the name would be DWIVEDI;
> >
> >If it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI,
> >
> >If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be
> >CHATURVEDI;
> >
> >If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY...
> >Afte! r listening to this, questions followed. What if
> >it is a mixture of neighbours?
> >
> >Then the boy would be named MISHRA"...
> >And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of
> >the neighbour? "Then it would be SHARMA"...
> >
> >But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the
> >neighbour?
> >"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
> >If she does not remember the name then?
> >"It is YAAD-AV...
> >But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
> >
> >"Then it will be named DOSHI"...
> >
> >Finally, if the child happened because of wife's
> >burning desire for sex,?
> >"Then he will be named JOSHI...
> >
> >And if the whole country had made efforts for the
> >happy arrival?....
> >DESHPANDEY!!
>
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