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| blockade |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:09 PM
katti posting garira. Put something funny if u insist to continue...
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:14 PM
... and have it turn into a free-for-all like your posting? or perhaps I should start a thread on 'current'? what say you?
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| deep |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:18 PM
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Three Rules
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
(JokesEveryday)
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:21 PM
blockade, there you go, deep's happy to oblige.
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| NK |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:22 PM
Jdv, please dun stop. I beg you!
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:29 PM
NK, don’t you worry about me stopping. Ma ta rehabilitate pani na-huney slacker!! Thank goodness for sajha.com, natra bhaye how ever would I pass my time? God forbid that I should actually get some work done!!
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| deep |
Posted
on 27-Aug-02 02:31 PM
one more from the same source.
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"I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator.
"There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated a moment,
"Well, uh, most people call me Snake."
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