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| nhuchche |
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on 10-Sep-02 11:13 AM
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| nhuchche |
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on 10-Sep-02 11:22 AM
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history.
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.
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Posted
on 10-Sep-02 11:26 AM
person(dariwaal with black cap) behind girija, (between girija and journalist) is (ex-)MP ramnath adhikari from dhading.
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| nhuchche |
Posted
on 10-Sep-02 11:30 AM
Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K
verification task.
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Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."
Very Sincerely
Banta Singh
Y2K Project Leader
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| nhuchche |
Posted
on 10-Sep-02 11:34 AM
One sardarji was travellig from Jaipur to patna. He was feeling drowsy. Feared he could not wake up in Patna, he gave RS 20 to a man and and asked a favor help him wake up him at Patna. The man was professionally a barber and he felt Rs 20 was not worth for just that work. So he shaved the beard of Sardarji.
Later, sardar ji went to home. And when he was in rest room, he saw his face in the mirror and could not see the beard. So,he yelled to his wife " Bhagawan, the man was fraud. I had given him Rs 20 but he woke up someone else, not me."
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