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| MadMax |
Posted
on 15-Sep-02 08:11 PM
What do you call a human with no brains?
A WOMAN
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| ema |
Posted
on 15-Sep-02 08:21 PM
Means your mother, sisters and all of your female relatives have no brain. the eqation of this is that:
(no brain) X woman = MadMax
no brain woman=Madmax
No brain=Madmax
Why your mother being a woman had no Madmax whcih is your theory!
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| ema |
Posted
on 15-Sep-02 08:24 PM
Your name being Madmax simply prove that you have no brain! what a pity!
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| ema |
Posted
on 15-Sep-02 08:27 PM
Kudos to Madmax, your the first to announce that human being has brains.
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| jira |
Posted
on 15-Sep-02 08:45 PM
I think I agree with you Madmax. Bravo.....
Females have no brain. Based on your hypothesis, it could be right. You are created by female . If the creator has no brain, the creation will have no brain either. If the creation has no brain then the conclusion drawn by the creation is simply bogus. And this type of bogus statement is absolutely right for such creation like you who simply has no brain at all.
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| tropical |
Posted
on 16-Sep-02 10:36 AM
jira ji,
I just wanted to point out that: while madmax's analogy is ......well.....mad
Your response is also not correct.
You say that "If the creator has no brain, the creation will have no brain either". Well...that's incorrect. For example we see mad women, dumb women (who are sometimes raped) give birth to an intelligent offspring.
Thus when you say women create all human beings then I guess you are being too much of a joitiengre (hen-pecked). Both women and men and human beings none the less than the other. Both are equally capable in their respective fields.
Women are also human beings and they do not "create" other human beings". They take their part in the continuing creation process just like men do. So gender wars are uncalled for.
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| sunnysideup |
Posted
on 16-Sep-02 12:06 PM
The string came with a warning, didnt it? it clearly said "sexist joke".
Besides, madmax didnt create this.jokes like these are all over the internet.
There are jokes about fat people, short people, third- world people,black people, white people, brown people... u got the point. Are u gonna fight all of them or just have a little sense of humor and push it to the side?
here's another sexist joke involving animals ;)
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He
had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got
drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
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| jira |
Posted
on 16-Sep-02 01:02 PM
Hi!
Yes! I do agree with you all (madmax,sunny and tropical).It may be my sole inaptitude to understand the fun part but I did not find anything FUNNY about it. Like you guys said, there are millions of racial/sexiest jokes all over. Can we ignore it? No... .The world would be no fun to live in without all these amenities.
But I wonder these type of sleazy comments are sometimes portrayed as joke only to fullfil the hatred towards some specific target.
"What do you call a human with no brains?
A WOMAN "
What is so funny about it?????
As we felt, Sajha is already dismantled by sporadic racial threads like
Jyapu,bahun,madissey....
Is bahun good for nepali politics? Is Jyapu good for nepali market and madissey .......What does it bring? A choleric temper for the spur of moment, overwhelming comments and humongous racial responses and they all do end with no specific direction . What have we been geting out of this?
Did we get any fruitful resolution after the discussion?
AND, talking about your filthy little word "Joitingrey", what does it conclude?
It only depicts your low morale towards certain gender.
"My dear morons! don't you hit me hard on this"
Are those the words you expect from me to outcast so that you can create another filthy reply?
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| damn!! |
Posted
on 16-Sep-02 01:42 PM
Damn! are you for real Jira?? It's just a damn joke. Why are you so uptight about this?
oh well who cares!
Here's some blond jokes:
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
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