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| IQ |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 07:02 AM
Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart."
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time. And no cheating!
On your mark, get set, go...
> > _____
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> > 1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second
> > place.
> > In which position are you now?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong!
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> > You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are
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> > second place.
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> > For the next question try not to be so dim.
> > _____
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> > 2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
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> > Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.
> > Think
> > about it...
> > How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them,
> > they
> > can't be last. You would have been last. It would appear that thinking
> > is not one of your strong points.
> > Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a
> > calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.
> > _____
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> > 3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
> > Plus
> > 1000. And plus 10.
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> > What is the total?
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> > Answer: 5000?
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> > Wrong again!
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> > You really are stupid
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> > The correct answer is 4100.
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> > Try again with good calculator.
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> > Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the
> > last
> > question right...
> > _____
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> > 4: Marie's father has five daughters:
> > 1. Chacha
> > 2. Cheche
> > 3. Chichi
> > 4. Chocho
> > 5. ????
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> > Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
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> > Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..
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> > Answer: Chuchu?
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> > WRONG!
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> > It's obviously Marie!
> > Read the question properly.
> > You are clearly the weakest link. LOL...............
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Posted
on 19-Sep-02 07:51 AM
you shouldnt have given the answer.... but i had all of them right anyways
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| intel |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 09:16 AM
Dude/Dudeni,
I think you're the dumbest of all. You didn't even think about typing down the questions, you just cut and pasted them from an email you got.
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| IQ |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 09:56 AM
Intel...what's wrong?? Did you got all wrong;) hehe!!
You just divulged yourself how stupid you are by calling me dumb:)
It meant to be just for fun. Yes, I copied and pasted all this from an email I received from my friend!! You expect me to type whole thing when I can copy n paste so easy.
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| blocKade |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 10:44 AM
While we're at it, try taking this test as well. G'luck. (and JDV, no cheating allowed)
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| IQ has low EQ |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 11:52 AM
you are the too much estupid. the answers to question #2 can be BOTH last-place and second-to-last place. in the former case, one can easily take over (as in overtake) the last-place runner by simply a) slowing down, and/or b) stopping, and/or c) turning around and running in the opposite direction. in the latter, one can simply jump out of the crowd in front of the last-place runner (hey, you didn't stipulate "competing LEGALLY"!) wise fool, you are now the hunted!
now, here's your chance to redeem yourself. (again, answer quickly without consulting.)
which weigh more, an ounce of lead, an ounce of gold, or an ounce of feathers?
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| IQ |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 12:14 PM
Now you've proved yourself even more stupid!! As I already mentioned, I got these questions from a forwarded email. I found these answers very funny, so I was only sharing with you guys. GOT MY POINT? I DIDN'T MAKE THESE QUESTIONS BY MYSELF!!!!! I didn't know that I would get this kind of agonizing retaliations. You may be educated, logical, rational, or intellectual, but you're certainly a fool, who fall out on irrelevant issues.
Know when to be serious and when to have fun.
Chill out!
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| chilly willie |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 12:38 PM
bzzzzt!
time's up.
IQ's score=0/1
as in, FAILED.
(don't get mad, word has it that extra credit assignments are available)
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| SOUL |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 12:53 PM
blockade, i couldn't stop laughing by the time I reached # 4... I still got to read it all.... But I couldn't read it.. I don't want whole class laughs at me right now... really funnny!!!
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| Hahaha |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 01:23 PM
Blockade....hahahahahahaha!!!!! this is getting very funnier! Was that targeted to all Sardar ji;)
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| Junkie.. |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 01:42 PM
Damn it ... i thought I had the chuchu ..... was ecstatic ...... a e i o .... "u" ofcourse .... yahoo ..... piecea cake ....... now I know why my Dad was so frustrated by me ......
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| IQ? |
Posted
on 20-Sep-02 12:54 AM
'intelligence quotient'
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