| MadMax |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 09:03 PM
Top 11 things overheard in the White House when Iraq agreed to unconditional
UN weapons inspections.
11. "You just can't trust Hussein, he was supposed to stall until the
elections."
10. "What's Iran up to?"
9. "Somebody get the pretzel remover."
8. "I'm the President, and I say YOU have to tell Mr. Cheney."
7. "Don't panic, maybe we can put a positive spin on peace."
6. "Alright Mr. Secretary of we-have-to-go-to-the-UN-first, now how do we
get our hands on the oil?"
5. "Too bad we'll have to be dropping bombs on weapons inspectors."
4. "It's okay, son, maybe Jenna will be able to get rid of him when she's
President in 2021.
3. "This should put Kim Jong Il in a conciliatory mood."
2. "Can't you see I'm playing solitaire? Come back later!"
1. "Don't worry, we'll expand our targets in the "no fly" zone, provoke
return fire and use that as a pretext for attack."
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