| MadMax |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 09:07 PM
Old Men's Wishes
Three old men were talking about the best thing that could happen
to them at that time of life.
The 80 year old said : "The best thing that could happen to me is
to be able to have a good pee. I just stand there and it dribbles
and hurts, and I have to go over and over again."
The 85 year old said: "The best thing could happen to me is if
I could have a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative
I can get my hands on and it is still a problem."
The 90 year old man said: "That's not my problem, every morning
at 6:00 am sharp I have a good long pee and at 6:30 sharp I have
a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me...
is if I could wake up ...before 7:00!
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