| MadMax |
Posted
on 19-Sep-02 09:25 PM
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of
her eleven-year-old students. Taking him
aside after class one day, she asked, "Little
Johnny, why has your school work been so poor
lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked,
"With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see
how silly that is? It's true that I would
like a husband of my own someday. But I don't
want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly,
"I'll use a rubber!"
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