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on 20-Sep-02 10:19 AM
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Time: Year - 2050 A.D.
Place: Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the future
Currency Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00.
Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual for us at
this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing infront of
me and they played with him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I
went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in coming
to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Nepal and
you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Royal Nepal Airlines. Sort of
dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
John : What do you mean by how long.?? I will be settled in Nepal, my
company has promised me that they will process my Hariyo Patra.
Alex : Really, lucky person man ! it is very difficult to get a Hariyo
Patra in Nepal.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and
Biratnagar.
John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it's
most expensive city in the world. It is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God!
What about in Pok, Birat?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Kath. It is like the
world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having one personal Robot for
help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less
than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Sherpa, the latest Neplease
car. It costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company,
specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese company. They are
really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies pay you in full even when
you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to
visit Birgunj, the most livable place in Nepal, probably world. There you
have full freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the world's biggest
dry port you see. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has
perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their
footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Nepali as my
first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my
proficiency in Nepali and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in
TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, the
MAKALU, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood where you can
see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, Karisma Manandhar and all. Funworld is also
in Kollywood.
Alex : You know, the Neplease PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he
may then relax the number of visas. he is comming by his personal jet Air
Nepal -1. It's super jet Neplease has prepared. Our president is also
planning to buy one Air Nepal jet.
John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited White House and
donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has
promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu. Bill
Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split Mercantile's Neposys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Neposys like
this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Daura Suruwal
because they will think you are too Nepalised and may doubt you will ever
come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't
forget to say "Namaste, Tapain kasto hunuhunchha" to the Visa officer at
Window 95. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't
greet him that way.
hope you have enjoyed it...
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