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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 23-Sep-02 02:12 PM
Jira! You inspired this one. I wrote this in Nepali, Because I know you cna read and understand my romanized Nepali.
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Suna JIRA!
yekdin BulBulema Bhangera hanne bhanera Pane,( nam chahi Pramod Thiyo) sanga aru sathiharu sanga lagera bahngera shikar garna gayeko , Bihanako 11 bajeko thiyo , Shanibar ko din. ' uh! uh! Dhukkur ! Dhukkur!' Bhanyo Panele. Maile pani bistarai rukh muni gayera Gullelile takera haneko ta thyakkai lagyo. Dhukkur Jharya jharya jasto garera, andha rukh samma jharera pheri udna thalyo Bulebule bata mathitira, tyo Galli ke ta Kutubahal pachadi, Acharyako ghar tira. Paneko ghar chahi tehi gallima nai thiyo, Sifal pattibata janda tyo thapa ko Gharko ( Dana Pasal) thyakkai pachadi.
Hami pani Dhukkurlai lakkhettdai gayau, tyo jata jata janthyo, hami pachi pachi. Dhukkur dherai udna sakdainathyo, alikati udthyo, pheri bisauthyo, pheri udthyo, pheri bistunthyo. Ybam kramle tyo aba gayera Panekai Chana mathi basna gayo.
" Chod ! Chod! ch**ni ho! ma tyeslai buigalma gayera hanchu" bhanera Pane ta aafno ghar bhitra gayo. Hami jana bhayena. Ma chahi Bahira nai basera " ye ! uta gayo! yeh! yeta aayo" Bhanera Panelai bhandai thiye.
Paneko parwarko Bhancha Buigalma thiyo. Purano styleko ghar, tile le Chayeko. Buigalma Jhyal thiyo, sano Purbapatti ra tyesko sangsangai uta patti chahi tiniharuko Bhancha thiyo.
Yekshinma tyo Dhukkur ta tyai Jhayl tira gayo ra Jhyalko framema udna nasaki ranthaniyera basyo. Maile " Yeh Pane! Jhaylma gayera her" Bhanera bahirabata karaye. Aha! pane ta katai dekhiyena ba!. Khapna nasakera arako mero sathi,Mohan, jo masangai ubhi raheko thiyo, le " Yesto Tak parya belama kaha chodna huncha " bhandai kasera diyo. Tyesle haneko lagena tara tyo goli jhyalbata sidhai bhitra gayo. " La barbad bhayo bhanera" ma ta bhagau ki nabhagau bhandai dodharma aljhirheko bela, yeso herchu ta Paneko bau yetro baansko Tagaro bokera hamitira aaira " Marchu Yi Bajiyaharulai aajha " bhandaii. Ma ta Kulelam thoke. Ke Carl Lewis , Ke Marion Jones le bhettaune ni pheri ma bhage pachi ta. Gharma aayera Khatmuni lukera base. Aba ta jo logne macheko boli sune ki' Paneko bau aayo' bhanne darle jhan jhan khat muni , bhitara bhitra chirera basirahe. Hari mama aaunu bahyeko rahecha. Ma ta "aaja chahi aamale mero dhulai garne hunubhayo "bhandai darayera basirahe."Aba aama aaunubhayo malai linalai,taba aaunubhayo "bhandai.
Pheri arko bichar aayo ra Maile kasam Khaye ' He Pashupati nath, yo pali malai bachai deu. Hey Chabel ganesh than, Ma yespali bache bhane ma tapailai Laddu Cadhauchu. Ani aba dekhi ma Bhangera shikar garna janna." tyo khat muni bata sanjh naparunjel niskina ma. Tyo din jasai tasai katyo. Ahile pani samjhida dar lagcha ra haas uthcha.
tyes pachi maile tin din samma Panelai Dekhina.
Ke bhayecha bhane Paneko babu Bhuja junar garna bhakkhar pirama baseka rahechan. Paneki aamale pahilo bhag thal ma halera Bajeko agadi rakhidichan. Baje pirama basdai " aaja ta khub Bhok lagya cha, bujhis Budhi!" Bhandai APSANI halna tayar bhayechan. Tyettikkaima ta yeuta tickho Dhunga pittalko thalma thokiyeko awajka saath alikati mucheko Bhat bajeko Dhotima ,Aankhama , haatma parecha. Baje ta "Ram! Ram! aaja yo ke bhayo bhat khanu agadi" bhanera chup lagera Dhyan garna thalecha, Pralaya ko bela bhayo ki kya ho bhanera . Hamile bahira bata " uta gayo! yeh Yeta gayo" bhaneko sunera Bajeko Dhyan Bhanga Bhyecha. " Ke ko Prlayako bela hundthyo," Bas Budhalai ke chahiyo tyespachi ta budhale bharyang bata hamfaldai bahira aanganma rakheko tagaro uthayera hamilai lakhetna aaye.
Arko palta Panelai bhetda usle bhanthyo, " maile ta Naramro Dhulai khaye yaar bauko"
Maile sondhe " Ani tyo Dhukkur lai samatis ta?"
Pane bhanthyo" Ke ko samatnu, Mero baule jhannai mero jyan Liyeko, Mero guleli-sulei sabai Chinaidiye. Tyo Dhukkur chahi hamro gharko Biraaloko Ahar bhayo"
La Jira Timro pani yesto cha bhane sunau. Yo thread ma .
Nepalima lekheko ma Maaf, for Englishma lekhna sochnu parcha. Ahile sochne time chaina.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 23-Sep-02 02:39 PM
Dhumbasse,
ramro lagyo! la thik chha.
"ye ja aago bal, bhangera polera khanu parchha" bhanyo VRB dai le. VRB dai arjun le dhanu boker hinya jasto guleli bokera hinthyo. usko pachhi pachhi ma ra ek dui wata sathi bela bela ma hinthim (aru ke garnu? kehi kam thiyena). Paral saral bhela parera euta deuta than agadi muskil le aago baldai thim ma ra SP..patyol dhuwa udaudai. VRB le duita bhangera dhali sakya thyo. OO sanga hinya bela hami vara vure le guleli hanna nahune tara dhunga/matyangra bhane dina hunthyo. "E gitti le euta" bhanera arko aadesh diyo VRB le. SP le lagera gitti diyo. VRB le takera deko... vogateko rukh ma basya bhangero le tu paramdham ko bato tatayo. "ja tipera le", VRB le SP lai diyo aadesh. ma pani salkido aago chhodera SP sangai bhangera tipna gaye. parkhal chadera SP le hat le malai pani aaija bhanyo. ma pani chade parkhal. bhutrukka hamfalyo SP, ma pani hamfalne thikka parya thiye...."Rachhesharu lai...." bhanera BR ko bale bhangera tipna thikka pareko SP lai lattale bajai diye...paapi adharmi ....ke ke bhandaithiye BR ka ba ma ta katako aago katako bhangera bhoj ..... tufan daude..already tension bhaira belama..Tiger pani tyahi bela ma chhoptai aayo malai...[Tiger bhanne euta bhusya kukkur thyo]...eutako parkhal nagchhu bhanera ufreko.....pants ta "dhwarrraaaaiiii"....
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 23-Sep-02 02:53 PM
DEEP
Tapaiko lekhai ta jahile pani calssic, je lekhe pani classic. Maile ta khali jasto aaunthyo tyestai lekhne kosish matra garek hu. tapai daudinuhuncha, ma bame sardaichu.
Tara kura chahi yeutai ho, Dhobi khola pari patti Bulbule ta ho ni. abashya pani tapaisanga yesto katha aru aru pani chan bhanne lageko cha.
Malai Jira ko intajaar cha!!!!!!!!!
"Intajaar ho gai, hamare Jiraki
Aai na kuch khabar Hamare Jiraki"
DEEP, Thank you for stooping by.
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| jira |
Posted
on 23-Sep-02 03:13 PM
Dhumba/Deep!
Ma sunga nee tyasta tyasta nikkai ghantna haru chun ki, aunta nameelai lekhda padhee basnu moon nalagla bhunera ruki rako nee, bhurey tyam pawunda bhanchu nee la
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| jira |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:21 AM
Khassi thulo ta haina, sano ghutna yaad ayo
April fool ko deen, haat ma mayalu saboon katera BP chuigum ko khole ma berera 3/4 wata banai khaltee ma boki ra thee. Kutubahal chawur ma mero tyo guithey sathee lai bhet bho. chuigum khanchus? , mailey sodhey. Khanna ma....Paan paraag cha mookh ma. I thought my plan would not work for him. Tyo chawur neera ko ghurma ewuta phucchey thyo , naam chai saila, tyatee khera 5/7 bursa ko hundo ho ...je khaye nee magney...najeek ayera "malai nee ley" gurthyo. Saila ayo pangra gundawudai. Guithey bolyo , ye saila chwuigum khanchus? "Khanchu", saila got excited. Ma aulikata daraye..saila ko ba indai aulikata kada thyo. Indai ko dur lagyo..baccha lai ke saboon khwaunu? I told guithey the reality. Guithey got jhun excited. Ley na ley..ma deenchu. khalti ma haat cheerayera neekalyo ra saila lai deeyo. OOO chigum...saila got more excited than guithey, pangra rakhera khole phalee wari chigum khayo. Guithey hasna thalyo, saila ley bujhena, ma chai daraye. Ek cheen puchee ta saila runa thalyo. wyaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn, Ke bho saila? Ma...tik...neeee..saila ley totey bolee ma rundai galee garyo ghunithey lai. Guinthey jhun hasyo. Ma chai jhun daraye. Chawur bhunda aulee pura Data (doner) Shyam Shrestha ley banai dya cementi ko dhara thyo sabailey panee thapney..saila gayera kulla gurna thalyo rundai rundai...Jutee jutee kulla garyo, wuti wuti pheenz neeskuna thalyo daant ko kuna kuna bata.. ma darai darai hanseeee. Guithey royo nai hasera. Saila ke bho?, indai karayo ghur bata. Hami chai taap.
Tyas puchee ta indai ley malai ra guinthey lai suddhai ghuraan diney.....
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:35 AM
Dumb Ass Ji,
It was very nice and funny. But, I had hard time reading your script. You could have written in devnagari fonts and post it.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:39 AM
Jira!!
Tyesto pani garnu ta , Hare! tyo Sano baccha Sailalai, baccha bhanda tyo ta ahile ta Bhustighre DADA bahyeko cha. Well, maile Nepal Chadera yeta aaunu agadi. tyesko dai thiyo, Bire, mahako badmash.
Indai jhan badmash bujhenau ke. Kaso timi bachechau, tyo indaile thaha payera timilai bhettayeko bhaye Hanthyo jhattarole, ranthanine garere.
Ramro Yad dilayau. Tiniharu tyo belama sana thiye. pheri Indai pani Gante, tehi bhayera tiniharu pani Gante nai thiye. Dashainma hwakraang khub khelnu parthyo tiniharulai. Pachi ta tinko baas Bhandarkhal bhitra hunthyo bhanne suneko thiye.
Indai sanga pheri duitai chora haru naramro daraune, Kinbhane Indaile pheri sishno le polthyo duitai lai line lagayera tyo chaurma rakhera, hahaha. Manma le maya lage pani kyai bhanna namile , bujhenau ke.
Aru pani jawos, Dashai najik aairahecha.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:40 AM
Jira!!
Tyesto pani garnu ta , Hare! tyo Sano baccha Sailalai, baccha bhanda tyo ta ahile ta Bhustighre DADA bahyeko cha. Well, maile Nepal Chadera yeta aaunu agadi. tyesko dai thiyo, Bire, mahako badmash.
Indai jhan badmash bujhenau ke. Kaso timi bachechau, tyo indaile thaha payera timilai bhettayeko bhaye Hanthyo jhattarole, ranthanine garere.
Ramro Yad dilayau. Tiniharu tyo belama sana thiye. pheri Indai pani Gante, tehi bhayera tiniharu pani Gante nai thiye. Dashainma hwakraang khub khelnu parthyo tiniharulai. Pachi ta tinko baas Bhandarkhal bhitra hunthyo bhanne suneko thiye.
Indai sanga pheri duitai chora haru naramro daraune, Kinbhane Indaile pheri sishno le polthyo duitai lai line lagayera tyo chaurma rakhera, hahaha. Manma le maya lage pani kyai bhanna namile , bujhenau ke.
Aru pani jawos, Dashai najik aairahecha.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:42 AM
Hare! ke bha yesto tin-tin choti post bhayecha. kahilekahi ta yo Sajhama post garna pani garho bhanya. " the page cannot be found , try again" bhancha. try ta try, katti try garnu.
You can understand how desperate I am to post this :) hahahahahhahaha
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 24-Sep-02 10:47 AM
Rusty,
As I have said above, i have to think to find the right word to write in English. That takes time, Nepalima lekhna time lagdaina. I think I ought to try the other option, as you suggested, and see how that goes. The only way possible is to write in Nepali, and scan it and post it here as a GIF. What do you say?
I must thank you for your comment and , at the same time , apologize for the socalled Romanized Nepali.
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