| Harvard_Dropout |
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on 08-Oct-02 03:23 AM
Top Five Thingies an Infatuated Gurlie Does B4 Dashain:
5. Starts to match her nail polish colour with that of her lipstick, bra and other unmentionable “undergarments”
4. Digs into the (semi nude) tribal photograph section of the back issues of National Geographic magazine from her hi-iskool days
3. Begins to take the “placebo” version of the “oestrogen only” hormone-based contraceptive pill
2. She leaves home for a different temple everyday during “Nauratha” but in reality lands up in the same “cybercafe” in Thamel for nine straight days
1. When she goes shopping for her “Dashain ko Naya Luga”, she lands up in the “Bridal Shop” at Sundhara with her eyes fixated at the “Banarasi Saree” and the new age “Ghumti”
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