| punte |
Posted
on 10-Oct-02 02:03 PM
Apartment for Rent
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed spending the
night with him for $500. So, they spent the night
together. In the morning, before he left, he told the
girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he
would have his secretary write a check and mail it to
her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250
for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount
agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was
under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. there was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and
that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back
the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you
expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlord."
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 10-Oct-02 05:15 PM
Punte Ji,
What about this joke?
Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success.
He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General Motors.
The comparison went like this:
If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few
decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top
speed of 10,000 miles per hour. (160,000km/hr) Or you could have an economy car that
weighs 30 pounds (14 kilos) and getsa thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case
the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.
In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a
car that crashes four times a day?"
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