| paketmaar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-02 05:19 AM
If Saheed Bhagat Singh is right about this Gore-Clinton 2004 thing......
(after reading one of his great Kalams!)
Why Gore didn't win the last time?
1. He forgot to wear Univ. of Tenn Football Jersey.
huh? If you can't win at home then where will u win? Tukucha?
2. He should have picked Ralph Nader as his running mate.
hoo? If Dr. Bhagat is right about Nader the Badar stealing Gorey dai's votes then ask Jorge Bush '41' how he felt when that stupid little parrot stole more than 92,000 votes.
What's wrong with Liver-Man? Nothing but this is America and as my good saathi, Don King Kong used to say...."Only in AMREEKA", there will never be a black/jew/asian or a women VP or Master P.
Becoz... there are more rednecks than brown or black necks and that includes all the sub-u GAP kids and their maata-peetaz!
3. Yes, Moan-Dial picked Granny for VP back in 84 ... u might say?
And ... Ray-Gun the Cold-War-irror thrashed them with a big Baag-Panja!
4. Any advice for Gorey?
No. Gorey is no Nixon. U need a Nixon to pull this thing off @ 04'. But since Nixon died yesterday... maybe , we can asked Edwards to marry one of the Hilton sisters and make a music video with Thalia, and learn to say 'I am an American' in 324 different languages.
5. How about H. Clinton?
Well, I would love to sleep with her... although I would still prefer Martha Stewart (have u seen her big mountains... they are bigger than Everest and K2!) but if Bill had to look for a 200 pound Ice-cream intern for personal favors... then that means Hillary is either a lesbian (nothing wrong with that.. I am one too... I love women and so do they!) or is into S&M.
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BTW... The name of the kalamist was P. Bhagat not the one I mentioned above. Sorry for the confusion but just trying to make this thing look and sound more funny+aur!
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