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| tripin |
Posted
on 17-Oct-02 12:10 PM
Here are some funny stuffs about America. This is just for fun.
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well, "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
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| tripin |
Posted
on 17-Oct-02 12:11 PM
What's wrong??
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| soulfree |
Posted
on 17-Oct-02 03:21 PM
haha.. Tripin'....
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 17-Oct-02 03:38 PM
Let See:
"Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. "
- Pizza is delivered by teenager drivers....
"Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. "
- Parking place is for the handicap parents!!!
"Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. "
- Checks and balances my dear....
"Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage. "
- You can replace a car but not the antiques you call it junk
"Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. "
- Convenience my dear, answering machine when you are not home, call waiting when you are home.
"Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. "
- This is definitely plain stupid, left hand does not know what right hand is talking. Unless two hotdogs are for 'spare'
"Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well, "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". "
- Agree with you 100%
"Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! "
- It is for the blind passenger in a right hand driven van
- iti
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| Hellbound |
Posted
on 17-Oct-02 03:43 PM
Trippin,
Very funny!! Hahahahaha! I think I have seen this before somewhere while surfing the net or in forwarding email.
-Hell
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| jira |
Posted
on 18-Oct-02 10:46 AM
"Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. "
- Pizza is delivered by teenager drivers....
** Teenage drivers are more likely to be lost on their way compared to adult drivers. How can they be faster?
"Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. "
- Parking place is for the handicap parents!!!
** Gary Kasparov perhaps does not think about being handicapped while playing chess.
"Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. "
- Checks and balances my dear....
** More cholesterol and increased risk of heart attack and ultimate death, another great example of check and balance my dear...
"Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage. "
- You can replace a car but not the antiques you call it junk
** If they think that antiques are so valuable, why are there so many garndpas and grand mas in nurshing home?
"Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. "
- Convenience my dear, answering machine when you are not home, call waiting when you are home.
** how about cell phones which have both features! Do we leave cellphone at home while we are away?
"Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. "
- This is definitely plain stupid, left hand does not know what right hand is talking. Unless two hotdogs are for 'spare'
** Infact, the left hand sometimes understands right hand, have we ever seen left hand going towards right sleve?
"Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well, "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". "
- Agree with you 100%
** Agree with you too :-)
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| Rastaman |
Posted
on 18-Oct-02 07:57 PM
those are nothing abnormal.
Only in da USA you it is legal to have a girl give you a lap dance for money.
Next you can perform sex acts for money but can not have sex for money which however I look at I can not understand. Dem people can make movies of doin and make more money while dem other people cant do it for money. Wassup wid that?
Dem people young can buy dem dildos and contraceptives but cant buy dem cigarettes.
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| DWI |
Posted
on 18-Oct-02 08:17 PM
Its suppose to be funny people! Jeez!
Here are my contributions:
* Only in America do we find elevators with Brail scripts for Floor numbers and no announcement as to which floor has been reached.
* Only in America are most people obese and have subway car seats size of one cheek of the buttock.
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 19-Oct-02 12:36 AM
Nice one DWI bro:) hehehehe!
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