| Paketmaar |
Posted
on 18-Oct-02 03:09 PM
Business Plan #36.
Written by Paketmaar & Co.
Whateezit?
A kick-arse co. to kick some Tommy,Calvin K, D&G and Gucci and Succi arses!
To make tons of money and win some sheet award like VH1 fashion open-wide p@ leg award!
Now...how we make em' money , sire?
Step #1: Identify the target (from the CIA handbook!)
First, we get a jogi in Pashupati, (must be the skinny-yeast of them all... too high to know what's happening!)
then jump on him and steal his thong.
Step #2: Send the weapon of mass dhistruction to the Research Lab.
We bring the thong to NYC, I hope there is a place such as garment district.... or something
then we give it a name... like 'JogiKattu or Jogi & kattu or to make it sound more European or White-Trash-want-to-be-19thcentury-blue-bloods... how about Jogey & Catu .... J&C
The J&C label will compete with Victoria's CigRATE and other Kattu Houses.
The J&C Thong is like that perfume from CK... for both the Jawans and the Jawanis and for those with some freaky fetishes...we can ship them a load of Used Jogi's thongs for 49.95$ .. Contact Howard Stern or Gary and promote it on his show!
Each thong will sell for $99.95 . Why so expensive? We ain't some cheap third-world beggars are we? Naaaah! We are better than LMVH or DMV or KGB!
What they get for $99.95.
They get a nice thong for man and a woman, m+w, or w+w, or m+M or C+C... c+c are for confused lots who are still confused!
And they also get a nice Calendar from the Himalayas, a cheap ass Pashmia Scarf or something.. not that big bora-like sheerak! ANd they also receive some Nepali Tea, one herbal soap from Nepal and maybe a Boka or a Khasi from one of them great Web-Gurus or Byaparis who dream of a Nep. IPO in the NepSe!
Then, we all win the next years VH1 Fashion Trophy for something... and then we can all blow some blow and hang loose with some maadals and listen to their culutral experiences riding Picasso (not the painter... the photo-kar!) and maybe we can get some action and few reactions too.
I have no idea what's going on here.. but got to go.... see you when I see u!
with love,
P&CO.... DBA J&C
@ P & Co. is now working with KKR trying to take over Nepal. After burning 343 hours, total buyout price for 'Nepal' is now $7.5billion . Our goal is to sell each district (75 of them.. na?) to big-time dictators, drug lords, war lords, corporate lords, arms lords and all the 33 million lords,.... each district for 2bUS$. As there will be 75 different countries, we can then make it like one of them NAFTA, SAFTA, EU, CU thing. When we have 75 dictators, 23 nukes, 144 pukes on our side... who gonna mess with us.. huh?
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This crap was written with the aid of Vicodine, and some nicotine and my lovely S&M partner, Christine!
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