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Paramendra Bhagat Appointed As Interim Prime Minister (II)

   Nixon sabotaged <a href="http://www.sajh 27-Oct-02 paramendra
     Mass Conversions In Pipalpura The H 27-Oct-02 paramendra
       Sulsule: <img src="http://home.iprimus. 27-Oct-02 Biruwa
         Biruwa ji.... You must have been a mere 27-Oct-02 SITARA
           Sitara ji, Before I was a seed I was 27-Oct-02 Biruwa
             hehe!!!!!!!!!!! Impressed as always h 27-Oct-02 SITARA
               MP's memo to Everyone Kathmandu, Oct 27-Oct-02 M.P.
                 continued: To Ex-PM Bhagat: If Ooh 27-Oct-02 M.P.
                   Biruwa messed up the layout of this thre 27-Oct-02 paramendra
                     Paramendra ji... Now you see how frustr 27-Oct-02 SITARA
                       Stupidest man in Shaja: Mr .Paramendra 27-Oct-02 Dr.Fakir
                         Looks like someone is about to launch a 27-Oct-02 paramendra
                           Paramendra ji It is ok... :) 27-Oct-02 SITARA
                             MP, Neither jack nor jill was require 27-Oct-02 ashu
                               Ashu. Funny. The use of the phrase! L 27-Oct-02 paramendra
                                 Once Mr. Bhagat wanted to know the time 27-Oct-02 Dr.Fakir
                                   Fakir. Your jokes are funny. For 27-Oct-02 paramendra
                                     To: Mr Bhagat Deposed PM, Republic of 27-Oct-02 M.P.
                                       MP (The Chief Editor of The Sinking Nepa 27-Oct-02 Dr.Fakir
To Mr. Fakir Kathmandu, Oct 27 The S 27-Oct-02 M.P.
   Sajha ma aayo .... Uchalyo Ani milera p 27-Oct-02 Junkie
     From: Paramendra Bhagat's Spokesperson I 27-Oct-02 paramendra
       MP Rejects the Offer from the Nepali Tim 28-Oct-02 M.P.
         Errata: The edited version of the let 28-Oct-02 M.P.
           Finally the thread's "sane" layout is ba 28-Oct-02 paramendra
             Hey San! Why was my whole posting wit 28-Oct-02 Biruwa
               Biruwa, my fellow journalist, I had r 28-Oct-02 M.P.
                 M.P. -- are you also MP? Or is that some 28-Oct-02 paramendra
                   Hi Biruwa, I hope you will not take tha 28-Oct-02 san
                     The longest message San ever posted! :-) 28-Oct-02 paramendra
                       Kathmandu, Oct 28 The Sinking Nepal 28-Oct-02 M.P.
                         la! Paramendra bhagat (I) nabhayera part 29-Oct-02 Dilasha
                           Bush On Alert: Iraq Berserk: Cuba On Sie 31-Oct-02 paramendra
                             Utterly Respected M.P., pleech give 03-Nov-02 Junkie
                               the editor hallai hallako desh digest 03-Nov-02 aeiou
                                 aeiou: plz check your paypal account --- 03-Nov-02 paramendra


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paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 09:54 AM

Nixon sabotaged the original thread to its 300 postings limit. The Sinking Nepal (hopefully) has not ceased publication, nor The Hallai Halla Ko Desh Digest. Hopefully we can keep the political humor going. Kept the original name for the sake of a sense of continuity. (Not trying to sing my name!)

Well, M.P., where art thou?

Paramendra Bhagat Appointed As Interim Prime Minister (II)
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 10:14 AM

Mass Conversions In Pipalpura


The Hallai Halla Ko Desh Digest
October 27

The dalits in the district of Pipalpura in south-east Nepal, numbering anywhere between 100,000 to 300,000 (for the mass census, long sabotaged by the Hem Bahadur Malla Janata Ko Bal of the Panchayati infame, never got corrected while the Banarasi Kangress ruled during the 1990s in a veiled attempt to succeed the Gorakhe Shaha dynasty) converted away from Hindusim in 20 different mass ceremonies in 12 different towns and villages.

"Half became Buddhist, the other half became Christian," said the local Narad Sah Gupta Yonjan who works for three different weeklies, one from Biratnagar, another from Silgudi, and yet another from an unspecified location. "And the rest became Muslim."

When told his numbers don't add up, he referred to the famous Hollywood blockbuster Sholay. "Aadhe udhar jao, adhe idhar jao, banki mere piche ao."

The Christian denominations have not been revealed.

The central committees of the UML, the Koirala Congress, the Deuba Congress, and the RPP are in emergency sessions, it has been reported by our south-east Nepal political correspondent Haatmaidhan Singhbachan Sunwarkarodi Dhamal.

There is a sense of disbelief.

"Where did we go wrong?" one senior leader ruefully asked.

"On our watch?" another fumed.

Nepal is a kingdom, rectangular in shape. For the longest time his brother ruled, until the current monarch Gaynendra took over. Some think many think he is some kind of an avatar.
Biruwa Posted on 27-Oct-02 10:35 AM

Sulsule:


Sulsule has just learnt that
Paramendra Bhagat was not Appointed As Interim Prime Minister after all!!!!!!!!!

Biruwa, the Bot :)
SITARA Posted on 27-Oct-02 10:47 AM

Biruwa ji....
You must have been a mere sapling when your mother took this pic.....

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we see one when you were a seed?????

:P
Biruwa Posted on 27-Oct-02 11:24 AM

Sitara ji,

Before I was a seed I was the black hole and a very dense one at that !! :)

I have many stars in me already! ;)
SITARA Posted on 27-Oct-02 03:12 PM

hehe!!!!!!!!!!!

Impressed as always hajur! :)


You do have many stars in you ni... no wonder you are so bright, and brilliant in your creativity!

:)
M.P. Posted on 27-Oct-02 05:17 PM

MP's memo to Everyone

Kathmandu, Oct 27
The Sinking Nepal.


First of all to everyone:
Although I tried my best to conceal my identity, I failed. MP stands for Misunderstood Poet, not Maninder Pyaakurel of Maddhe Pradesh as Dilasha surmised or Madhav Kumar as Oohi guessed.

There have not been many subscribers so far. This is not any "grand design"; I will not upset anyone. I leant very little on conspiracies from Biswo and Bhagat, the two dexterous conspirators [how daring of them to conspire against Paschim in the elections!]. Girija babu would call almost everything a grand design...even a piece of toilet paper or the tip of his nose that envelopes his "chatter box" just below, for that matter. Dont believe him if he says Sinking Nepal is also a grand design.

Subscriber haru laai ni upahaar raakhnai parne ho ki k ho? Bidambanaa.


To Junkie:
Thank you for your interest in the Sinking Nepal. With the economy in recession, we can not offer you a job right now unless you want to pay us extra for working. Your not being accepted has nothing to do with your application. If Lokendra Bahadur Chand could be the Prime Minister of Nepal, there is no reason why you should not be the Chief Editor of this publication. "Adko padko tel ko dhup" bhanchhan ni. If one dumbass can appoint a few other dumb asses to the driving seat of the country, I, being much more dumber than the former dumb I am talking about, might as well appoint you to some responsible position! "If you know what I mean?? ?" [NK, 2002].

To Oohi,
Thank you for letting me know that my letter was published in the Nepali Times. Did you have to lagaaosh any Jack? If not, I am happy. That will prove Kunda Dixit, and other people at Nepali Times, are not some of the insane ones as claimed by UNCHRNJ. If yes, I am sad. First of all, this will prove journalists even at a renowned paper like the Nepali Times have to be "ordered from above" to do something. Or they succumb to "sosh force". Second, although I am happy that I got a job, I think it is not ethical for a person of your calibre--a former CIAA chief-- to bend down so much and ask the patrikaa to publish a letter of someone whom you "know". If I were at the TIA bhansaar, I would prefer to pay some tax than have my baggage unchecked by an order from a high ranking govt official. If you only "recommended", that is awesome! I appreciate it!

There are ripe rumors that you are now getting married. Dhikkar to briddha baalak Krishna Prasad Bhattarai who could not influence a person like you!
M.P. Posted on 27-Oct-02 05:18 PM

continued:


To Ex-PM Bhagat:
If Oohi is telling the truth as always, I would say two people failed in their campaigns:
--First is you, Mr Bhagat, for you were the one to send a secret email to the Nepali Times after I announced that I was applying to the post of Chief Executive Joker. If you have forgotten the war [sort of] we had then, please read a copy of my announcement below:

__________________________________________________________________
Letter of Recommendation Required

Kathmandu, Oct 18
The Sinking Nepal

MP, the chief editor of the Sinking Nepal, is applying for the post of Chief Executive Joker advertized by Kunda Dixit in the article called "Recently de-classified ads" [visithttp://www.nepalnews.com.np/ntimes/issue115/undermyhat.htm for details] . The letter sent to the editor of the Nepali Times is produced below. This is to request readers of the Sinking Nepal to write a recommendation letter for MP. We have decided to reject the description written earlier by the deposed Prime Minister Paramendra Kumar Bhagat [Bhagat, however, will be awarded for his descriptions of Paschim, Ashu, Sitara, NK, Suna, and anepalikt. Few points will be deducted for missing out Dilasha, Biruwa, Orion, Jame Bonds and iXY]. Two entries can be sent at most [Mr Bhagat, check this out!] Letters of recommendation should be mailed to the Sinking Nepal publication. No letter bombs allowed. Best recommendation will be awarded ten packs of Wai Wai Chau Chau and titaura if the winner is a female and three packs of Balwan Chhap khaini if the winner is a male. This is a Dashain Bumper Upahaar and expires on the eve of Bhaitika.

_________
Dear Editor,
The Nepali Times

I am writing to apply for the post of Chief Executive Joker announced by Kunda Dixit in his article "Recently de-classified ads." I have been serving as the Editor-in-chief of the Sinking Nepal, a daily based on www.sajha.com, for the last 2 months. Politically, I am "untainted" and I have no intention of running the next election. I have been "laathi-charged" by the "sasastra fulish" only once and have served two days in jail for deriding a police officer. I know how to caricature most of the prominent leaders of Nepal like Girijababu, Makune, Deuba, and even Chand-ji.

If selected for this prestigious job, I will do everything possible to ameliorate the quality of humor in your paper. References can be taken from my employer in the Sinking Nepal daily. You can contact him at administrator@sajha.com. Please feel free to publish my cover letter in your next issue of the Nepali Times and to forward it to the master of Nepali humor, Kunda Dixit.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Bhawadiye,
MP
The Chief Editor
The Sinking Nepal

PS: By the way, how are you celebrating the Smile-Occassion? Heard that there was a laughing gas explosion in Narayanhity that day when President Gyanendra smiled. Did I hear the right thing?
_________________________________________________________________

--Second loser is ex-President Gyanendra [he is now a King but Nepal remains a republic. We let him decide whatever prefix he wants to keep before his name. Nepal belongs to us and we chose "republic of Nepal" as our country's name. I hope this clarifies some of the ambuiguities experienced in the past]. He lost because I am now appropriating his responsibility--the portfolio of the Chief Executive Joker! He can now continue with his "bharkhar-sutkeri-pareko-jasto mukh" as our Dahichiure Madhav Kumar ji would say.

As for your query if the Sinking Nepal has ceased its publication, we have not stopped publishing what we feel like publishing. Ek janaa kabi le bhanekaa chhan [Daari bhanne kabitaamaa]: "Kaiyou pattaa bhutte hunchhan tara daari badhirahanchha." The Sinking Nepal is a daari, MP, the hormone that enhances its growth. Prime ministers change, Presidents/Kings change their habbits--they even laugh in more than four decades. In a nut shell, every thing might change as fast as the principles or stance of the CPN (UML). But we remain where we are. At least, we attempt to. "Nabiraaunu nadaraaunu" is our motto.

Mailing list has barely started for those who want to subscribe to the Sinking Nepal for free.

To Biruwa and Sitara:

Without you at the publication, I feel like Macbeth at the end of the play. I have strength in me but seems like this does not suffice if the Sinking Nepal is not to sink. Can we have a negotiation now? Nepal isnt a good place for negotiation--not even for those Maoist bastards. Let's have it in India, the safe heaven! You fix the date and time. Like everyone else in Nepali politics, we can also take some blessing from what CK Lal would call "the big brother down south" during Tihar.


With best wishes for Kaag (the Nepali Congress), tihar Kukur(the Maoists) tihaar, Gaai(the Nepali sojhaa-sajhaa jantaa) puja, and Family -tika (the Palace),
MP
The Chief Editor
The Sinking Nepal
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 06:16 PM

Biruwa messed up the layout of this thread with that black hole image that goes to the right of the screen several cyber miles. Do things get normal after that particular posting is pushed up, if you know what I mean?

M.P. I stand confused. Between what Ashu and you have been saying. I never read that Kunda Dixit article. And Ashu is alluding to the Nepali Times publishing something by you. I wish you all the best in your journalistic endeavors, but I still stand by my assertion that you are way too funny for that readership. You are better suited to the Sajha readership that has a hard time taking anyone seriously. But then, you may branch out to wherever, even Bihar, which is what you seem to intend to do.

And I have a feeling most of your readers would prefer to grab issues of TSN right here at Sajha.

All the best.
SITARA Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:28 PM

Paramendra ji...
Now you see how frustrated we all get when the threads get all choked up by your links and pics ?

:)
Dr.Fakir Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:33 PM

Stupidest man in Shaja:
Mr .Paramendra Bhagat Yadav was sitting with his roommate examining mail .
Suddenly Mr. Bhagat cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Shaja '.
His roommate tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '.
Mr. Bhagat replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?'
#########

Paramendra Buying Cigarette!!!!!
Paramendra went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will dena,
so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will,
it is Wills, but Paremender insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless
you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so Paramender went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:39 PM

Looks like someone is about to launch a Hamjayega series in my name. Have fun, Mister.

Sitara. No offense. I did not mean to interrupt. It was between the two of you.
SITARA Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:47 PM

Paramendra ji

It is ok... :)
ashu Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:48 PM

MP,

Neither jack nor jill was required for your letter to be published in The Nepali Times.

oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 07:56 PM

Ashu. Funny. The use of the phrase!

LOL

Sitara. :-)
Dr.Fakir Posted on 27-Oct-02 08:03 PM

Once Mr. Bhagat wanted to know the time difference betweenTarai and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Tarai and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Bhagat
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
At a bar in New York, the man to Bhagat's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Mr. Bhagat and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Bhagat replies: "Paramendra Bhagat Yadav, SINGLE."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
After having become the PM of NEPAL, Mr. Bhagat decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth PM he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION " PM Mr.Paramendra Bhagat, third from left"
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 08:17 PM

Fakir.

Your jokes are funny.

For those who might not have the time to read MP's long pieces.
M.P. Posted on 27-Oct-02 09:08 PM

To:
Mr Bhagat
Deposed PM, Republic of Nepal.

Dear Mr Bhagat,
I am writing this to you because you compared me to a character named Mr Fakir in some other thread. From my experience, something is really wrong with you! First you compared me with Paschim, the brilliant. And now you are comparing me with Mr Fakir, who replaces "Sardar-ji" in "Sardar-ji's jokes" with "Paramendra" and posts them here. I want to clarify one thing: I HATE the kind of jokes Mr Fakir is posting here! If "HATE" is too strong for Mr Fakir to digest, I request him to come to the battle field. I am ready for a verbal war if protecting the "sojhaa-sajhaas" takes it!

Sardar-ji's are made fun of because they are/were innocent, simple and do not/did not know how to exhibit the "lakkan jhakkan" that some people in urban India or talking in our contest, kathmanduities could. Deriding Sardar-ji's is not any different from ridiculing some villagers from Darchula who have come to Kathmandu recently. Just because they do not know certain things that kathmanduities know does NOT mean they are funny! It does not mean they are stupid! Rather, it means some of the sahariyaas ARE stupid enough not to understand that those gaaules are not stupid! And you are laughing at those sojhaa-sajhaas!

At some point, somewhere, you expressed strong dislike over the fact that your landlord in Kathmandu had, once upon a time, said: "Tapai Indian haru ta kasto fohori!" That must have got into your nerves. Today, you are clapping at Mr Fakir's jokes, which are extremly racist. Think deep, Mr Bhagat. Every "nirdosh" person is not from Terai here. Or is it that you only defend the Teraibasis? Even if your answer to my last question is "YES", you are not puting your words to action. Mr Fakir is clearly ridiculing you just because you are a Teraibasi. He is making an analogy between Sardarji, you and Terai basis! I am surprised you do not see that.

Having said that, let me state that whether you want to clap someone laughing AT you or not is entirely upto you. But I, MP, was laughing,or atleast trying to laugh WITH you! I started the thread not because I wanted to be a "pahaadi bahun" in front of you. One more secret I want to reveal: I KNOW you. I respect you save for a few satires that I have to put into my writings here and there when you overdo things.

Best,
MP
The Chief Editor
The Sinking Nepal.
Dr.Fakir Posted on 27-Oct-02 09:36 PM

MP (The Chief Editor of The Sinking Nepal) walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse,
"I want to see the Mouth-Ass doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an Mouth-Ass doctor," he says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear,
nose, throat and teeth, but no Mouth-Ass doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see theMouth-Ass doctor."

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade MP, there is no
Mouth-Ass doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep eating one thing and shiting another."
M.P. Posted on 27-Oct-02 10:20 PM

To Mr. Fakir

Kathmandu, Oct 27
The Sinking Nepal

Dear Dangdar,
I assume I was supposed to laugh. But I was confused for a while. I request you to
state, at the right hand top corner of your posting, if what you are posting is a joke.
That way, it will be easy for everyone. On a side note, I am pleased that you have
changed. I beg you, please no more sardar-ji copy-and-paste jokes! And no Terai basis
joke. I know some of the "intellectuals" here are too smart not to understand your
so-called jokes but I as an advocate of social parity despise the type of jokes you
posted earlier. The last one was better and I applaud thee!

What has happened to doctors thesedays? One doctor is underground killing people
in the name of a theory in dustbin; lucky was another who was appointed as
one of the ministers! And, here we have a third Doctor [mark the uppercase "D"] who
jumps into the conversation without having any clue about what is going on, tries to
spoil a thread but fails. The second doctor is fine but what do we, the people in the
Republic of Nepal, have in store with fifth-class Doctors like Fakir and Baburam?

So, Dr Fakir, you were actually recording the conversation I had with your nurse the
other day? Shame on you! Being a doctor, are not you supposed to check the patients
? Are you the stupidiest of all doctors in Nepal? And that was not the actual conversation. Do you happen to be just another SLC-third division candidate
who was lucky enough to pass the boarder with a fake certificate using "sosh force"
of your relatives in power?

I salute you for your luck!

MP
The Chief Editor
The Sinking Nepal
Junkie Posted on 27-Oct-02 10:55 PM

Sajha ma aayo .... Uchalyo
Ani milera pachar-yo ......
Tarera Tardaina tyo ........

Kay garnu ...... Hey Mom, I'm on TV ... I mean Sinking Nepal ko deliver boy bhanna sapana chakchur bhayo .... I am sure everyone knows what I mean without having to scratch their head :-0
paramendra Posted on 27-Oct-02 11:07 PM

From: Paramendra Bhagat's Spokesperson In Exile
To: Dagdar

Dear Sir.

It has come to my attention that you have been trying to spread jokes that are "not any different from ridiculing some villagers from Darchula." If that be true, you are advised to cease and desist, for the deposed Premier retains mysterious powers. Fun is okay, even funny is okay, but please do not venture into offending this or that group of people, especially if they might be from Darchula, or any other place near Tiger Deuba's homeland.

I hope to browse around and see for myself what the hulla is all about. And, then, should I feel the need, I will report on you. Be forewarned.

Bhabadiya.
Wahi.
Bijulipatrawala.

P.S. Rumor is rife that the informant "knows" the deposed Premier.
M.P. Posted on 28-Oct-02 01:21 AM

MP Rejects the Offer from the Nepali Times: Charges TNT of Ignoring Sajha

Kathmandu, Oct 28
The Sinking Nepal

Chief Editor of this publication, MP, rejected the job of "Chief Executive Joker" offered to him by the Nepali Times. MP was disappointed because his application was modified and "Sajha" was deleted. His actual application is in this thread while the edited version is available at http://www.nepalnews.com.np/ntimes/issue116/letters.htm. In a reply message mailed to the Nepali Times, MP said, "While our publication is happy that you offered the job to us, we can not take it since you deleted the word "sajha" from the letter. For your information, "Sajha" is not a obscene word although there are some Dangdars who often spoil the fun by using rubbish words here."

Since MP is not taking the job, Ex-President Gyanendra will continue with it. "Gyanendra fits for the job. The only thing is he would have to smile a little more often," MP further said.


RaSaSa.
M.P. Posted on 28-Oct-02 01:24 AM

Errata:

The edited version of the letter is available at
http://www.nepalnews.com.np/ntimes/issue116/letters.htm

Inconvenience is regretted.

--The Chief Editor
The Sinking Nepal
paramendra Posted on 28-Oct-02 09:57 AM

Finally the thread's "sane" layout is back!
Biruwa Posted on 28-Oct-02 10:11 AM

Hey San!

Why was my whole posting with that diagram deleted without consulting me? Looks like it was paramendra's sabotaging request which you have obeyed!!! :(

I see all kinds of post here. Besides you could have just reduced the size of that image (which I intended to do in the first place!!). It was not taking space or anything!

Agreed that you can do anything here (after all it is YOUR SITE). Well, I am not going to return to this site if you will selectively delete some posts without due consultation with the concerned poster!
M.P. Posted on 28-Oct-02 03:08 PM

Biruwa, my fellow journalist,

I had requested San to remove the picture because it distorted the shape of the readings. Having to scroll left and right fifteen times to read one posting was certainly a nuisance. San must have acted on my request. It was not censored or anything. True, San should have asked you before removing it. Tara, let us not demand too much. He has already done a huge favor to the world! I take the blame for removal of your picture.

I hope you will understand me and keep posting.


Thank you,
MP
paramendra Posted on 28-Oct-02 03:31 PM

M.P. -- are you also MP? Or is that someone else imitating your username?
san Posted on 28-Oct-02 03:39 PM

Hi Biruwa,
I hope you will not take that removal personally. The image in question was creating problem for people to view the thread properly ie. having to scroll to the right and left to read each line.

As an admin of this site, I try to make this a userfriendly site as much as possible. If something is construed as offensive or as an obstruction to the ease with which this site can be viewed, then I have to use my judgement in deleting such postings.

I value your contributions to sajha, and would feel it an extreme loss if you consider my taking out that posting as a selective deletion because I have the power to do so. As a valued poster, each visitor should be considerate of what one is posting to the site. Previously when visitors were able to post images to the site, some people posted images as large as 20 megabytes. I had to remove those postings immediately without asking the poster. I know that you did not mean to inconvenience anyone by posting that picture. I know that you wanted to share it instead - which is what sajha is here for, but in doing that you unintentionally made it a little hard for other visitors to read this thread - hence I had to remove that post. You have to understand that it was nothing personal.

I have read your postings with much interest and awe. It would be a shame to lose you on a matter as simple as this.

Best Regards
San
paramendra Posted on 28-Oct-02 03:43 PM

The longest message San ever posted! :-)
M.P. Posted on 28-Oct-02 05:51 PM

Kathmandu, Oct 28
The Sinking Nepal


Dear Deposed-PM PKB,
The MP who started another thread is not me. I use M.P. as my username but MP within the posting(s). The MP in the other thread could be someone not-so-happy or disappointed with me. I sincerely hope she is not trying to confuse the Sajhabasis and/or to "sabotage" my personality.
____________________
On a side note, my choosing MP as my pen name has a long history and future associated with it. It is an abbreviation for "Misunderstood Poet" AT PRESENT. Other definitions/meanings of MP will reveal themselves eventually.
____________________

RaSaSaSa [Raajaa Sambandhi Samaachhar Samiti]
Dilasha Posted on 29-Oct-02 10:24 AM

la! Paramendra bhagat (I) nabhayera part (II) pani start bhaisakyo? nasakiney baaa!!!
:)

Ghartira jaanda bantira mukh, bantira jaanda ghartira mukh, k ho?
Ans: Dr. fakir ko jokes!

dr. fakir ko gayo jaagir
tesaile ta ratna park ma basdai
metcha usko bhok
gardai shok ra bhandai naramra joke!!!

:)
paramendra Posted on 31-Oct-02 09:01 PM

Bush On Alert: Iraq Berserk: Cuba On Siesta



The Hallai Halla Ko Desh Digest
October 31

(By Our Foreign Correspondent) -- The hostility towards the island in the South Pacific, the United Nations, was never greater at the White House. "I thought it was some little country on the submerged Atlantis," White House spokesperson Are Fletcher told a roomful of scribes. "But Colin Powell, whose commitment to abstinence is second to none, has informed me otherwise. Now I know it is in the South Pacific. It is a teeny weeny island, and it deserves nothing more."

In another hemisphere, Saddam, after his customary late afternoon nap when he is driven around from one palace to another for security reasons, woke up in a suburban humble abode of Baghdad. "I had a dream," he said.

Subsequent to which all prisoners in the country were let go free.

"Let the Bushies match my new record on human rights and freedom," he said to the foreign media through a spokesperson.

As the tug of war between the two, the one with the mustache, and the one without, went on, Fidel Castro was caught by the paparazzi sunbathing on the Miami beach. "This is nothing personal. I fooled Carter into coming to Havana. He delivered a speech, and that made it possible for me to have my own million man march," the ageing leader said. "I deserved a Miami siesta. Besides, I have a few relatives around here."

"Don't tell Bush I am here," he pleaded. "Or he might blame it all on poor Saddam."
Junkie Posted on 03-Nov-02 08:44 AM

Utterly Respected M.P.,

pleech give me the job. I really need it. Raat bhari nindra pani lagena tesailay. Bal-bachha ko sawaal chha, crushed self-respect ko sawaal chha, ani baba-jee ko reen tirnay problem chha.
aeiou Posted on 03-Nov-02 11:44 AM

the editor
hallai hallako desh digest

i am glad to see that you printed the story that i submitted to you on october 31. may i remind you that you have not paid me. now tihar is upon me and i have no money to give to my sisters when they come to put teeka on me. what kind of human rights is this?

yours
foreign correspondent
paramendra Posted on 03-Nov-02 12:08 PM

aeiou: plz check your paypal account ------------- we do it online ......... don't expect an old-fashioned paper check

:-)