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| Dr.Fakir |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 08:18 PM
Stupidest man in Shaja:
Mr .Paramder Bhagat Yadav was sitting with his roommate examining mail .
Suddenly Mr. Bhagat cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Shaja '.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '.
Mr. Bhagat replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?'
Paremender Buying Cigarette!!!!!
Paramender went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will dena,
so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will,
it is Wills, but Paremender insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless
you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so Paramender went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
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| Dr.Fakir |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 08:20 PM
Once Mr. Bhagat wanted to know the time difference betweenTarai and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Tarai and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Bhagat
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
At a bar in New York, the man to Bhagat's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Mr. Bhagat and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Bhagat replies: "Paramendra Bhagat Yadav, SINGLE."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
After having become the PM of NEPAL, Mr. Bhagat decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth PM he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION " PM Mr.Paramendra Bhagat, third from left"
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| paramendra |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 08:30 PM
This Fakir character is MP Part II, I guess. Needed his own thread. Some kind of a Hamjayega series. Have fun. The jokes are actually funny.
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| Dr.Fakir |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 08:32 PM
"The Proposal" By Mr. Pamandra Bhagat
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Our so called " Mr. Paramander Bhagat" was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a Shaja.com, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination,
Paramendra Bhagat Yadav
Sajhapur, State of Tarai
Nepal
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Paramendra Yadav (Victim of my fascination),
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
paper conversation.
I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 09:26 PM
Dr. Fakir ji
With all due respect.... I hope people are enjoying your incessantly, obssesively, dogged efforts at lampooning a fellow sajhaite!
:)
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| Dr.Fakir |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 09:59 PM
Mr. Paramendra Bhagat goes into a bar and sees a beautiful Sitara sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, Bhagat is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, Sitara walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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| nell |
Posted
on 27-Oct-02 10:43 PM
K ho dr. sap....patient lai joke bhanera hasaune garya chha kya ho....laugh is the best medicine ta bhanchhan katai yo medicine badi hola hai..bichar garnush!!! bhandya chha..tapai le 1 satire hannu hunchha..tapai lai laughing gas sunayera feri hasya hasya garera jutta ko mala lagayera sajhapur bata TATA hola......
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