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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 11:59 AM
hello hello.
Tyo moro haamro deusi bhailo thread ta marecha ni... Khuldai khuldaina...
So i cut/paste my bhaili bhattyaing here....
continued from
http://www.gbnc.org/sajha/html/openThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=7709#18870
thread.
(gharbeti ko gunasho: "kati bhattyai raa ko? ek rupiya bhanda badhi dinna. euta naach gaan pani ta jaaosh na?)
Enter Kalanki, Maadal bajaaudai,
(Tangini nak dhin tangini nak din, dhin tang dhin tang, dhin tang)
(Niharika and Poo dai Dancing)
aaaahhh, hhhahahhahahah......
Barha barse umer ma, koi pani budho hudho ho?
Aaau na kanchi maaya gaasana
ho, aauna kanchi maya gaasana..
(suddenly thong girl Punam appeared to dance with poo dai)
(tangini nakdhin tangini nakdhin tangini nakdhin ghin tang tang)
barha barse umeri ma koi pani budho hudho ho?
aau na kanchi maaya gaasau na ...
(....ghintang)
(San Jyu ni, sajhai chodera dancing didai)
(sitara jyu enters the scene)
keti>>balkhu khola tira maathi macha marne taati(ghintang)
balkhu khola tira maathi maacha marne taati(ghintang)
timlai maya laaunu bhanda jhundi marnu jaati...
(ghintinakuna ghintinakuna)
paramendra>>bahini ko daya cha bhane, ye rodi ghara dai naachyo naabhane....(ghintang)
(oys jyu singing)
keta>> haahhahahhhhhhhhhh
bhagwati bahal tira jau ki naxal bata tangal(ghintang)
bhagwati bahal tira jau ki naxal bata tangal(ghintang)
Aaama lai buhari khojda bhaye ma ta aaja kangal
heyyyyyyyy
Dumbassss>> bahini ko daya cha bhane...
(ghintinakuna ghintinakuna ghintinakuna.....)
>>suna dancing with Jira dai... Machchi machchi.
(ghintinakuna....)
Me, changing rhythm
(ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin)
>>Ashu jyu kasto ghumi ghumi naachya ho ni....
la hai, la hai chyanukhuri la hai
(dhin ti nak dhin)
NK jyu>>Tato paani, chaina ko bodara, tato paani chaina ko bodara
Timi bina, kun keti marcha ra
banjho khet ma chadke salam cha maya ko pahilo bhet ma
NK jyu ko budha jyu>>
Timi nabhaye, bhir baata haam falchu, timi nabhaye, bhir baata haam falchu
Timlai napaaye, ghar chodi ban paschu
banjho khet ma chadke salam cha maya ko pahilo bhet ma
ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin'
ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin
ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin
ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin
ghin tang ghin tang
tangininakdhini
ghin tang
ghin ti nak dhin ghin ti nak dhin
yo kanchi lai mai laane bhai ra chu
Banarashi saadi kinera lyai ra chu
ghar ta sajha pur,
hasaau khelau ek phera dui din baachun jel
(ghin ti nak dhin)
M.P. Jyu ko amriki chappala
chappal layera kina parya nakkala
ghar ta sajha pur
hasaau khelau ek palta dui din bachunjel
gin ti nak din
Yo deep dai ko, nakcharo chala cha
ankha punam ma, haat ma kuhiri ko gaala cha
ghar ta sajha pur
hasau khelau ek palta dui......
Para jyu ko, para, 303 pugecha
Arnico sanga nachne keti, para ko parecha
ghar ta sajha pur
..........
Dilasha naani ko kata ho nazara
Maya laauda lukaunu parcha ra
ghar ta sajha pur...
......
(after dancing sancing, sakchi naani goes to ghardhani and gets sel roti, and paisa, chaamal.. etc etc.....)
rhythm change,
ghin tini nak dhini,
ghin tini nak dhini,
ghin tini nak dhini,
ghin tini nak dhini,
Yo ghar ma sun ko chana hos, yo sauni ko santan amrika pugos
bhana mera bhai ho deusi re
ye bhana na bhana
dueusi re..... aaahah
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 11:56 PM
kalanki.....
bairi bhab ek chind chadera .....U ROCK!!..
la la ..naya tune ........tamang selo ( jhaan ghim jhaam, ghin taang, fa ti fa fa ti, fat ghim thang ghim jhaam)
"paan ko fool sirai ma , lale othai ma gai gothai ma..
siru pate khukure le kate kaso hola, pani magda rakshi dinchan, mate kaso hola ;)
hey bhana bhana bhai ho( deu chori)
hey jhili mili jhilla (deo chori)
semester ko rakam milla(deu chori)
hami tyasai ( deu chori)
hey aayeka hoinau (deu chori)
Trick or treat dekhera (deu chori)
hey nepal yaad aayo (deu chori)
hey deusuri khlena (deu chori)
hey sauni aamai (deu chori)
chado aaunu paryo ( deu chori)
naaye pani ( deu chori)
hey pyakuli nani lai (deu chori)
hey pathaunu paryo (deu chori)
hey chineko manche ( deu chori)
hamro kalankistan ko hunter..........lau lau..........mooora kalankistan, pani maruwa, pheri bhagi sakecha...oiee poonte dai....aaba chai yeslai scout ko dori le banera rakhnu hai.......khali ysko sauni ko chori ko ma kati khelne ho? afno maya ko ma ni ta bhyaunu payro ;)
la la continue.....bholi bhetamla!
oys
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 06:17 AM
lekhyo lekhyo lekhyo lekhyo
ani submit garne belama (sajha not responding) bhancha
na ta save garna paayo, na ta ke... lekhya jati sabai khattam bho
muji geda jasto.
Mood nai off bho, ma gai, bye!!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 06:56 AM
SORRY HAI SAJHA for my offensive language. Sorry hai everyone. 1 page lekhya submit pani garna naapai, save pani garna napaai gaaayeb hunda rananananananana ranka ta chutcha nai. tyahi ranka ko sur ma JPT lekhe. Ani rankera bahira niskera ek gilas cold jaand handiya, dimag thanda bho. aba feri lekhdai chu. (kahan chodchu ra)
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haadi gau ma pani hazur, motor jaado raicha (ghintang)
haadi gau ma pani hazur, motor jaado raicha (tinintinaakdhin)
Oyster dai lai deu kalam, aiyaa!! hagna basda kaanguji kottyauna
Toribari wari paari, narkata ko ghaari
narkata ko ghari paari hariyo silk ko saari
oys le thiti bhani angalo halya, parecha sisnu ghaari
ye hoina bhane, hoina bhane, haadi gau ko hante lai, soodh poonte lai (aii aii aii)
haadi gau ko hante lai sodh poonte lai.
chati ma oyster ko kukhura ko easta-coat
kammar ma peti coat, sodh poonte lai
anuhar na danuhar, pandaav sunuwar
kaleti parya oonth sodh poonte lai
ahai kaleti parya oonth sodh poonte lai
Haadi gau ko manhole ma oys jyu ko baasa
Uthe dekhi sute samma papplu tiplu taash
Hazurbau hune belama pani garch taruni ko aasha
ye hoina bhane, haadi gau ko hante lai soodh poonte lai
Kaan ma earphone, walkman chaina, hidai bhane salman
churot tyaap, khalti ma vodka, haat ma khaini baalwan
Sukya chaati, karang guitar, naam bhane oys paalmaan.
ye hoina bhane, haadi gau ko hante lai soodh poonte lai
hahahaha... aaah, myaaah.. laast haaso uthyo maalai ahile chai.. hahaha
aiyaa...
(don't mind hai poo jyu and oys jyu.. See I still call you JYU, not mora, and gadha and whaterver. don't mind hai)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 07:09 AM
Tyo sahuni ko bhatti ko rakshi ali badi bhaye jasto chha...Kalanki....mafi magi halis, natra tero Best Joker Award khosidine bichar ma thiyen
Aru bela ta khub dhak launchhas, sahuni ko ghar agadi pugera "deu chhori" gaune bela ma suinkucha thokera kata kata lapatta hunchhas. ke ho? Pyakuli poilo jana tayaar bhaisaki re...chha number paltan ko lahure chhutti ma aako chha...maile hijo dekheko--khub maski maski kura gari ra thi tyo bhatti agadi...tyo tukucha ko pani ko kassam, talai ke dhatnu?
Anyway, ho bhanya oys bhai, sahrai chichyayoun yo Kalanki ghantauke ko lagi bhanera, hamle paune kehi hoina...jhan ulto hamro naam ma po geet gaunchha moro le...baru jaam, UB tirai...tyahan ta na sahuni chhe, na sahuni ko poi...just chhori mattrai...tyo pani ko re???? Timrai Poo dai ko......
Ahem! Bhattyaune geet chahin bato ma lekhamla...
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 07:50 AM
Best Joker Award re? Kolle dina laaa?
Feri Poo dai le chodna paayo pachi chodnu chodcha -- chodna ta chodnu, latttai bata chodnu ni, berna ta sajilo huncha. chodyo pachi bernai namilne gari choddine.
Deusi re ma Me lapataa re? Ani maadal bajaune ko ta? Hazur jasto ho ra 12 matrai bajauna aaune, anurasha, fini pani bajaune ani hunda hunda paa ko dakshina pani afu matrai bajhaune?? Tyo maadal bajauda bajauda 8 wotai aulaa nilo bha dekhya chaina poo dai le? Jas ta pyattai nadine baani. Ke manche hola.
Tyasto dukhkha garera lekhyo, ani jhan ta syabashi dinu ta kahan kahan jhan ta JPT re la. bho ta. Mood nai off garyo poo dai le.
Sauni ki chori lai laptan le lagos ki paltan le, baal chaina...
Mero arkai sanga parna parna laa cha, pareshi, amrika jaana ni paaincha, dhani bau ki chori raichi, chwaaaank, Ravina tondon heresi hernai naparne. aba sauni ki chori lai taadhai bata namaskaar. afno faida ni ta hernu paryo ni.. Katti dhara mattrai kholi rahanu.
dhara kholerani jas paayepo ta. Dhara ma paani aaunjel "ye kalanki dai, namaskar" re, ek din dhara ma paani aayena bhane "talai paangure dhare, kina paani nakholya aaja, dim kasera??" tension job parya cha. 2-3 din bho, mood off bhai raa cha, dhara kholne kaam saam chodera arkai kaam khojnu parya cha... essso suggestion jaaawos na...poo dai... Dai bhanesi ta help garnu paryo ni. Mero ni dai bahek aru ko cha ra? (hune wala hazur ko buhari haru baahek)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:47 AM
moro le sabbai geet ma pheri handigaon ko naam lina parne??
kalankistan jyu, handigaon nadekhya dherai bhayo jasto cha......hamro ma dhal, sal ko ni ramro byebasta cha achel! gahana pokhari ta premi/premika ko ghumne garden bhako cha? j bhaye ni tyo khate kalanki bhanda chai ramro cha hai :) tyasmathi campion ka heroine haroo lai ni bihan bihan side hanna paincha :) .......mandir nai janu pardaina devi ko darshan garna !
la la geet jawos na!
pan ko paatt, maya timlai samjhanchu deen ko raat, marsyangdi salala
pani muni pach paisa talkeko, talkeko...
yo nautanki moro, pyakuli sanga palkeko..pan ko paat....
kalanki ko hunter ko raato chakk.......bisnumati salal la!
la la aroo pachi
oys
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:21 AM
Kalanki,
sauni ko chhori ko e-mail aachha yaha malai "wanna date?" rey. photo pani attachmentma re chha. kholam ki nakholam?
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 02:49 PM
abbbbbbuuuiii...DEEP...tyo ta bomb jastai ho hai, nakhola...feri kalanki le dharai kholdena bhane mariyena? arko jagir napaaunjel nakhola tyo bijulipatra...arko ali hamlai farak naparne khalko jagir paye pachhi tesle, ani tyo e-mail ta ke...Pyakuli ko...hmmm...je khole pani hunchha! :P
aba parena fasad? mero motor hakne manchhe ta chahiyeko thyo...feri left left katera sojhai Yamaraj ko dhoka nira puraidyo bhane ke garne? aru ke ke garna aunchha bhanana ta kalanki? bhai oys ko luga dhune kaam garne ho? kattu ra moja haru chai aafai dhunchhu re...timle pir mannu pardaina...Pyakuli ki ama Pamfa Devi pani single re ho? uu sanai chhanda bau joilo gako re...just in case bhanera ni...Pyakuli bhayena bhane ammai lai bhaye pani bhittraune ni, ki kaso, kalanki?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:24 PM
<<<<(sitara jyu enters the scene)
keti>>balkhu khola tira maathi macha marne taati(ghintang)
balkhu khola tira maathi maacha marne taati(ghintang)
timlai maya laaunu bhanda jhundi marnu jaati...
(ghintinakuna ghintinakuna) >>>>>>>>
He hehe!!!!!!! Kya bhanibaksya Kalanki ji ley!!!! But most of it is True!!!! :)
Hajur pani kasto hansauney!!
Poonte and I thought you were the goodest looker in town! Mero aankha pani tirmirandosh bhayecha ni!
Deep ji, tyo ta mero tasbir jasto cha ni!!! Kya ho supplying my pics??????????? :(
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| NK |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 07:58 AM
Hare Bhagawan! Leave my poor "Rob" alone!! Cannot we all leave him alone? Paraphrasing the Great Rodney King. I hope he don't mind :)
But, Kalankisthan jiu to tell you the truth, he does coo those words in my ears day in day out. It is just that those words are said in German with some French thrown in :))
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:30 AM
NK jyu, >>> When German and French are mixed up with the twist of English, it becomes Nepali re. Khadka gau ma Bipana Thapa Jyu ko baaje le bhani bakshiya. Napatyae sodhna jaanu karye. Aba tyo Bipana Jyu ko baaje lai bhetna chai Kalanki tori baari bata parallel to vertical, sidha mastira laagnu parcha re... Ga ko gai garyo pachi bhetincha re.
Let me know when you are leavin', Ill give you compementry water... on the rocks. hehe
Sitara jyu, Pashupati ko punk jagalte Rob Zombie baaje ko kataaro ko kasam, tyo hazur ko photo hoina ni. Hazur ko photo ta email mai ataudaina ni... extra large email box chaahincha.. Re..hazur ko extralarge dog star size lai... So nirdhakka bhaye huncha, that pic that Deep jyu got is not yours.
ani sitara jyu, >>"Poonte and I thought you were the goodest looker in town".....>>> Ke bhani bakshya hazur le? Poo dai ra Oys phuchchae ko agadai haamro ke haamita side kick ko ni side kick jasto ni hehe...
Deep jyu, Hazur le ni fyakya fyakaai ho ni. Tyo email khole ni nakhole ni farak chaina. Keti pattyaune hazur ko bash mai chaina... Hazur ko tyatro bidhi stories padhera prove bhai sakyo, Euta jaabo poonam lai pattyauna nashakni le laamo laamo chodera ni huncha ta... Timbur ko rash nichorera naak ma haaldinchu ani.... (grrrr kit kit kit) . Keti pattyaune kaam hazur bata hudaina. Hazur chai aru ni stories lekhnu. Manche le aafulai aaune kura po garnu parcha. Afu bata hudai nahune kura ni garnu huncha ta? Maile story lekhera hune ho ra? tyastai hazur le keti pattyaera hune ho ra?
Deep jyu, Hazur ko email box ma sitara jyu ko photo hunai sakdaina. Hazur ko ta syaano cha. ..... I mean email box. hazur ko ma aaudaina... heheheheheh
Poo Dai, Ke ke ke ke, Dai le ni jaad dhokera lekhya jasto cha. Dinchu ek ani...... bhaju lai khabar. Bhauju le ek round kick bhundi ma haanera tori baari lakhatyo pachi, "Ye mmmaaaa... Pwaaa syataaaa... " bhandai tori baari daudanau. Buda haru bihe garyo pachi khattam hune bhanya. Tyo bhauju le thaha paaunu bho bhane hazur ko taalu ko sappai rau nai ukheli dinchin ani thaha huncha...
Oys jyu, hazur ko ta ke kura garai bho. Hadi gau je sukai bhe ni gau ta gau nai ho kyara.
Paan ko paat, Oys jyu ko bagecha nakkali daant, tukucha ma salala.....
Paani muni dhunga ma leu laagyo, leu laagyo
Afnai anuhar dekhi tarshiyera oys bhaagyo, paan ko pat.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:35 AM
Sitara Jyu,
By the way, Sunday evening hazur ke gari bakshidai cha? Natra bhane, tyaha teku nira euta restaurant cha ni, jaanu huncha ki ma sanga dinner ma? Candle light sandle light pani magaula. Nepali Helambu ko marfa wine pani cha re.... SO thats a date?
:P
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 11:54 AM
Sandhai jeans paaaint, Gap ko T-shirt, perhaps VC underneath...dekhi rako Sitara dijju!!!!!!! Aja ke bho? Nepangrezi ma lekhdya? Kasto ramri dekhiyeki...chultho bateki, lachhi halera...gunyu cholo...Poonte damai le siyeko fariya...ani no, no Nine West, or Aerosole...just bhagwan ko den khali khutta! Me very much impressed with your writing in Nepali ke...
Rob? Ko Rob ko kura garya? Rob sob thaha maru, lekin I know Kalanki chahin he belongs to a mob...you still rock, brother Kalanki!!! Tukucha ko ali ali banki raheko pani ko kassam, take this as a compliment. Bhauju lai ke bhanne? Uski bahini lai Oys sanga muilauna lagyo bhanera bhandine? Dahde mora! Bhande sande, aloo bari khande... :P
ani, dont worry, me have no hair left on my talu for bhauju to bhutla-o...
Geetai gauna ta feri...
Oys..ali jossera thoka ta tyo madal! THOKNA MADAL THOK, KALANKI KO NAAKAI MA TOK!!! Ghin ghin na ghi na ghin tang!
aeeee...mayalu lai jatti bolayo tettinai para sarni, tettinai para sarni...
kalanki ko chaakaima daldiunla khursani...
paan ko paat, kalanki ko bhayechha raato chaak...tukucha mai salala...
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 12:14 PM
Poo dai, haaasaaayoooo... hahhahaha...
Poo dai, aba tyo hazur ko saali lai chai kalanki tira pathaunu paryo. Tyo moro oys le ni love garera khancha? ke jaati labeling garda gardai jivan gai sakyo tyasko. Malai hernos na, 5 baje dhara kholyo din bhari free. chwank pattyao, hinyo. khoi yesso photo soto patham hazur, kurakani thyak thuk paarnu paryo.
Oys jyu, thyo madal ghankai raakha ta...
ma ni thapchu
ahhhahhhahhh,,,
kirtipur ma hariyo kheta, tori ho ki jau ko baari
mero life ko eutai dhoko, pattyaune dhani bau ki chori
paan ko pat
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:44 AM
Kalankisthan jyu
Oho!! Dating sating re?
Aoonata man thiyo
tara mummy lai bhandiyo
ye aunsi bara gaitihara bhailo!!
Line bhaye sidha liyu (malai)
Naliney bhaye bidha diyu (malai)
ye aunsi bara gaitihara bhailo!
Nanglo bhari gahana
Malai pani lagana
ye aunsi bara gaitihara bhailo!!
Saath samudra pari
Nadaka yesari hatari
ye aunsi bara gitihara bhailo
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:59 AM
Timi aaune ta bhana, taxi liyera aaula
Mummy ko matrai ke kura, Dad lai ni pattyaula
Wari pari tori baari deushi re!!
Timlai lina kassam khanchu, highway baata aaula
Naline ta kurai chaina, liye pachi matrai jaaula
wari pari sisnu ghari deushi re!!
Nanglo sanglo chainna ni gahana bhaye pugcha!!
Gahana bhaye timi aaye ni huncha naaayeni huncha.
baaje ko dari, dhan ko bhaari, deushi re!!
saat samundra lai pani pilen le kaatum la
Mero wallet timro purse sanga saatumla
banarashi saari, chura laaune naari, deushi re!1
hehe
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 10:47 AM
Kalanki bro,
deep lai dher najoshaunus hai....lau ta bhanera feri tapaikai sauni ko chhori bata suru garla patyanuna. "lau ja ta yesimajhyakne ...Jay Sambho!" bhanera.
Sitara jyu , foto deep lai napathaunus....usko sangat ramro chhaina jasto chha. ma baru bhaladmi chhu....
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