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| Dilasha |
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on 31-Oct-02 04:43 PM
A SPECIAL HALLOWEEN TREAT FROM DILASHA DIAMONDS AND DISTILLERY INC. TO ALL THE SAJHAITES!!!!
As you are aware, Dilasha Diamonds and Distillery Inc. recently merged with Mourner Brothers of Hollywood and are now known as Dilasha Entertainment Inc. (DE Inc.)
In an attempt to be full-fledged in the motionless picture industry, with rapid speed and innovation, DE Inc. is sponsoring for the first time in the history of Sajha Cinema, the very first Sajha Academy Awards in the newly constructed Fuji Theater at Tundhikhel, Kathmandu in about three hours fifteen minutes and ten seconds. The program will be telecast live from NBC (Nepal Bhadragol Corporation) and hosted by none other than the renowned comedian Silly Crystal who has visited Nepal for the very first time. Also the mother daughter duo Joan “Boksee” Rivers and Melissa “Chimsee” Rivers will be covering the event on the Red Carpet LIVE on NBC. Then later after the award ceremony, the celebrities will head straight to the Insanity Fair Party where we’ll capture them in their wildest moods!! So stay tuned we’ll be right back!!
Welcome back! I’m Mules Asner and you’re watching the live coverage from the red carpet here at Fuji Theater! We’re only a few hours away from this widely anticipated award ceremony that has generated huge public response and as you can see behind me the humongous crowd has gathered here since three in the morning just to have a glimpse of the famous Sajha Celebrities. People have been lining up to cheer for their favorite Sajha "posters" and "postresses" while the photographers have been installing their heavy equipments at every nook of the red carpet area just to capture them through all angles.
Security has been tightened a lot ever since the bombing in Jaya Nepal Cinema Ghar and the Sajha Academy of Motionless Picture has worked very hard to ensure the safety and security of the people. So, right here folks is the huge display of the Glitz and the Glamour, the history and the mystery, everything you wanted us to uncover about the motionless picture cinema which we all lovingly call “Sajhallywood” that has brought people from all kinds of backgrounds, many of whom have been transformed from rags to riches!! In a few minutes Huge Limousines will arrive with the famous stars clad in their favorite designer outfits and they will be walking right through this way as Joan and Melissa will strike them with myriad questions.
Now let me ask you Joan, is this your first time in Nepal?
Joan: haahhaacchchiiiiiuuuu!!!! Jesus Christ! The pollution here is gettin' on my nerves!!! Anyway, yes Mules! It indeed is my first time. My! My! The nepali people are an absolute riot! They’ve been cheering so loud ever since I stepped on the red carpet this afternoon that my eardrums have gone haywire! One of them even asked me to marry him and god forbid! I told him that he's too young to be my husband!! Oh! It’s simply incredible!!
Mules: So, what made you cover this huge event that too in a country like Nepal?
Joan: Well Mules, my sixth husband who of course is in heaven right now, was from this beautiful country who taught me so many things that I can hardly remember, not to mention the language and the rich culture. And since San....you know San right?
Mules: Oh yes, I do know him he's the master behind the whole Sajha Motionless Picture Industry, isn't he?
Joan: Yes, he's my only son from my sixth husband and HE is the one who requested me to cover this great event and made me familiar with this industry so I couldn't say no to my own son, you know. So here I am with Melissa, San’s stepsister ready to unravel the mystery of Sajha celebrities through their words of expression, their designer outfits, and many more!!
Mules: Alright Joan and Melissa, I will let you take over as I see some Limousines already lined up so Go ahead! The Ball’s in your court now!!!
Joan: (picking her nose) Melissa!! Melissa my baby! My charming lil' baby! Are you there??
Melissa: Yes mama! I'm right here on the other end. Except for this nepali outfit that doesn’t seem to fit well, everything's going fine. Well we gotta start our acts now. Who do you have??
Joan: Well, I have....uh..ummmm….I don't remember his name....(holding her hand on to the earpiece) San, what is his name for god's sake?? (San from the control room says it's Village Voice) Oh! ok, Mr Villlage Voice with his lovely wife!! Mrs. Village Voice!
Village voice-(a little amazed) how come you didn’t recognize me Joan?
Joan: well, you look totally different! That’s why!!! Now what is this that you’re wearing? Did you run out of proper clothes or what? To me that look like a bed sheet wrapped around the lower half of your body.
VV: Well, you see Joan, I come from a very nice village called Ghandruk and this is what we wear on a daily basis and it’s called “kachaad”….since my wife is a very typical conservative person, she thought I should wear this in order to match her costume
Joan: boy are you gonna kill me with that big knife? What’s up with that now?
VV: No no joan, this is just our national weapon khukuri and this one belongs to my great great great grandfather who killed hundreds of enemies in the World War I using this very knife while he was in the british army. So I just thought it’ll bring me good luck today”
Joan: So are you excited with the nomination?
VV: yes I am terribly excited although I think chances are pretty dim…but we’ll see!
Joan: well I have a feeling that you’re going to win VV and Mrs. VV you look amazing! Oh what a nice couple!! (She says this looking at the camera while VV and Mrs VV walk away)
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| Dilasha |
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on 31-Oct-02 04:44 PM
Melissa: Thanks mama! Right now I have Ashutosh Tiwari with his lovely wife Lapsi from Janakpur. Now tell our audience what you both are wearing.
Ashu: Hello Melissa, first of all, I’ve only seen you on TV and it’s a pleasure to meet you in person. Well, you see, I am a newly married man so I thought I’d wear the same daura suruwal I wore in my “Swayambar” with this black jhamjhamey ishtakot and this black ray ban that I bought seven years ago in one of those garage sales in Harvard Blvd. And I brought this black umbrella along thinking that it would compliment the whole attire, so how do I look? Will I be the best dressed man in your program The Fashion Police?
Melissa: Oh you look wonnnnnderful Ashu! You’ll definitely be MY choice! (Melissa winks at him while Lapsi stares at her gesture in amusement) So Mrs. ashu tell me what you are wearing!
Lapsi: (turning towards Ashu, in an angry tone) hamri kya jawaaf liyabo ye besharam ladkiiii!!! naahi bolawa hum, kehlidiyo ashu babuwa inko!!
Ashu: (relieved that his wife didn’t know how to speak English, turns to Melissa) Uh….let me translate this to you Missy, she is saying that she also wanted to wear her bridal costume but chose this one instead because this is MY favorite color. In the mountains they call it phariya but in the terai they call it “dhoti” btw my costume is designed and sewn by my favourite designer poonte damaai, uh…not to be mistaken with the Poonte of Sajhapur but he’s a very popular Designer of Gucchatole which is where I reside, and he’s been sewing my clothes ever since I was a kid.
(Thinking that Melissa is spending too much time with Ashu, San switches the camera to his mom Joan and informs her via ear piece)
Joan: Well well well…who do I have now!! The charming lady, the twinkling star of Sajha who else but Sitara!!! Hello my dear!
Sitara: Haaaaaaaiiiii Joan!! Good to see you! I was looking forward to meeting you as San had informed me that you’re covering this whole event.
Joan: Now this is not fair….are you attending this function alone?
(Just as Joan finishes her sentence, out come the 27 kids from the limo running towards their mom)
Sitara: No, see these are my dates for the evening! My own kids!! I could not bring just one as it would be unfair so I bribed San to give me 25 extra passes! (She giggles)
Joan: (Terrifed to see so many kids all at once) boy did you ever have time to relax Sitara! now you look terrific, tell me about your dress.
Sitara: I designed this crepe chiffon georgette saree while my oldest daughter who's attending NIFT a design school in Delhi, she helped me with the patchwork in the pallu.
Joan: You definitely look pretty in red Sitara.
Sitara: Thank you Joan, now let’s head inside kids. (The excited kids follow their mom)
Joan: (putting her hand on her forehead) phew!! Now THAT is a riot!! I certainly need a break, Melissa you take over my child!!
Melissa: thanks mom, I have the king of humor, the famous editor of TSN M.P. Now you look great M.P tell us about your costume.
M.P: (in a serious tone without a smile on his face) this is my father’s vintage curdroy pants and white shirt with blue spots along with this small red hanky which I’ve tied around my neck. Well you see my father used to be a great fan of Dev Anand and in his heydays, he copied every style of clothing the actor donned and this is the same outfit my father wore when he first met my mom and that is how he “pataaoed” her. Anyway, I thought I’d bring the classic appeal in a high fashioned way.
Melissa: very nice! M.P I like your dress sense. What a way to bring back memories especially for your father. So, are you excited about your nomination? Do you think you’ll win?
M.P: I don’t know Melissa, and I really don’t care about these awards as long as I have my position as the chief editor and earn my regular dough but If I win, It’ll definitely bring a “smile” on my face because ever since I saw that “ crooked smile” on Gyanendra’s face, I’ve abstained from smiling.
Melissa: well good luck! Mama, now back to you!
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| Dilasha |
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on 31-Oct-02 04:45 PM
Joan: I almost missed this handsome man who didn’t see me. (Pulls him by the hand while he waves at his fans and turns to Joan)
Paschim: Oh! I’m terribly sorry Joan. I was lured by the attention of these fans out here so didn’t quite notice you. This is so overwhelming!
Joan: Now tell me, are you excited about your nomination?
Paschim: (in his humble tone) Oh yes, definitely I am. This is the first time that Sajhallywood is organizing a program in such a grand scale, thanks to DE Inc. And I am not only excited for myself but for all the nominees.
Joan: Now everyone seems to be wearing their ethnic costumes but YOU’RE dressed in a totally western attire, what’s up with that?
Paschim: well Joan, to make a long story short, this is a very special tuxedo given to me as a gift by my best friend Dalvin Klein who I went to school with who was the nephew of Kelvin Klein who specially designed it for me on Dalvin’s request so I thought I’d express my gratitude to the great designer by wearing it today!
Joan: you definitely look great! And this compliments your personality as well. Now how come you don’t have anyone accompanying you today? Where is your woman?
Paschim: woman? Oh yeah, where is she? (Looks around in jest and turns back to Joan and smiles at her) Oh Joan Joan, you know my story, don’t you? Haven’t you been reading my postings? Well, I definitely look forward to meeting my lady today….if I’m lucky!!
Joan: well you have my best wishes Paschim; for the award and for the woman of your dreams!
Paschim: thanks Joan and say hi to Melissa for me.
Joan: I will……now look who’s coming by!! The bold and the beautiful, the poetic and the pretty NK!! With her dahling husband. How are ya?
NK: Good! Can't be more excited Joan. How are YOU? Still surviving in the heat and the smoke?
Joan: (whispering in NK’s ears) if it wasn't for San, I wouldn’t have come to this convoluted polluted city NK. (Back to normal) now I assume this handsome gentleman is your dahling husband!
NK: Yes he is Joan. Bob and I love being in such programs so we’re both excited to be part of it!
Joan: but how come you’re not dressed in your ethnic costume?
NK: Well Joan, they say when in Rome do as the Romans do, but Bob and I believe that When in Rome, do as the Americans do. And you know I’ve become an American now. Therefore I’m wearing Vera Wang while he’s wearing Ralph Lauren. (Turns around to exhibit the dress for the camera)
Joan: Very sexy! Now good luck to you I hope you win!
NK: I hope so too. (Walks away)
Joan: Melissa, baby you take over now. I need to go potty.
Melissa: thanks mama! With me, I have the dashing Arnico with his wife. Hello Arnico! Hello Mrs. Arnico!
Mr. and Mrs. Arnico: Hello!
Melissa: I heard you are super busy these days! How did you manage to take your time out to be here?
Arnico: Well, I couldn’t resist the temptation of being a part of this important gala Melissa, besides I did not want to disregard my nomination.
Melissa: That’s nice of you. So you are excited then.
Arnico: Oh certainly, my heart’s pumped up! And I can’t wait to go inside and enjoy the whole show.
Melissa: Well you enjoy the show and good luck! Now here I have the beloved gentleman of Sajha Mr. Nepe. Hello Nepe, how goes it?
Nepe: Well, hello! Very fine thank you Melissa, and yourself?
Melissa: Same here Nepe so tell me I heard you’re very excited today.
Nepe: Yes I am, and the most important reason for my excitement is not about winning awards but to see all the Sajha hastis together in the same platform and that is the only reason I’m here.
Melissa: Now tell me about your dress.
Nepe: Well Melissa, I believe in “simple living and high thinking” and this is what I wear on a regular basis. It’s called kurta pyjamas. And you see, I like ghazals and sher o shayari a lot and being a huge fan of Jagjit Singh and Gulzar sahab I just get inspired by them be it through their songs, lyrics or their clothings.
Melissa: Good! After all, inspiration is the source of creation isn’t it? Well enjoy the show Nepe.
Melissa: Well, looks like my mom’s nowhere to be found, or she got stuck in the nepali you know what. But anyway now we’ll take you INSIDE the big Fuji Theater where the program will begin at the count of ten.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
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on 31-Oct-02 04:49 PM
KATTI LAAMO BHANYA ."Ajkal ta yo lamo prashtuti ko karan hamro San dai ko mutuko dhadkan pani badhadai gayeko cha" , Yo line pani rakhi dinus mathi.
aba ahile ta ghar jane bela bho, pachi padhera ani Critics lekhnechu re kya aja lastma. jannae bhayera.haha
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| SimpleGal |
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on 31-Oct-02 05:42 PM
Great work Dilasha!! Quite a treat indeed. Tara Halloween ma ta scary hunu parne ni hoina ra? :)
Very creative!!!
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| lamachaur |
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on 31-Oct-02 05:48 PM
well what can i say, except "a treat indeed", from DDC inc. Superb portryal of all the sajha hastis. i loved it through and through . esp Ashu's wife's part--
{Lapsi: (turning towards Ashu, in an angry tone) hamri kya jawaaf liyabo ye besharam ladkiiii!!! naahi bolawa hum, kehlidiyo ashu babuwa inko!! }
and then,
{Joan: well, you look totally different! That’s why!!! Now what is this that you’re wearing? Did you run out of proper clothes or what? To me that look like a wrapped around the lower half of your body. }
also this,
{Sitara: No, see these are my dates for the evening! My own kids!! I could not bring just one as it would be unfair so I bribed San to give me 25 extra passes! (She giggles) }
boy o boy, this is hilarious! looks like Dilasha, you still have that "bad hangover" from Gaijatra.
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| lamachaur |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 05:49 PM
well what can i say, except "a treat indeed", from DDC inc. Superb portryal of all the sajha hastis. i loved it through and through . esp Ashu's wife's part--
{Lapsi: (turning towards Ashu, in an angry tone) hamri kya jawaaf liyabo ye besharam ladkiiii!!! naahi bolawa hum, kehlidiyo ashu babuwa inko!! }
and then,
{Joan: well, you look totally different! That’s why!!! Now what is this that you’re wearing? Did you run out of proper clothes or what? To me that look like a wrapped around the lower half of your body. }
also this,
{Sitara: No, see these are my dates for the evening! My own kids!! I could not bring just one as it would be unfair so I bribed San to give me 25 extra passes! (She giggles) }
boy o boy, this is hilarious! looks like Dilasha, you still have that "bad hangover" from Gaijatra.
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 05:51 PM
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!!!!!!
Inside, an Automated Voice echoes through the entire theater!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: a quick announcement! Our distinguished host for the evening Mr. Silly Crystal has been kidnapped by the Maoists as soon as he, despite our warnings, stepped foot on one of the hilly regions where he took a chartered flight to gaze at the snow capped mountains. Well we can’t cancel the show therefore I, the Automated Voice (AV) will do his job instead. We apologize for this huge inconvenience and assure you that we will next year bring Mrs. Khoopi Goldberg instead of this irresponsible and silly Mr. Silly Crystal. . Without further adieu let me begin by telling you all, that due to heavy time constraint, the names of all the nominees will not be announced and there will be no gaana bajaana AND the winners will have to keep their acceptance speech shorter than the Verizon, “can you hear me” commercial. And as you all know THIS is the Sajha award, the award that only some of you here deserve to take home and adorn your shelves with. Here we begin:
A.V- The Sajha for the best “Surveyor” goes to: Paramendra Bhagat (for his relentless pursuits in his surveys and for providing the sajhabaasis with his results through innumerable links that people hardly click on)
Param’s A.S (Acceptance Speech):
I was wondering why I wasn’t interviewed by Joan and Melissa on the red carpet a while ago and was petrified that I may not have been nominated. Well THIS, has removed all my fears. (Smiles) I can’t thank you enough Sajha for loving me and embracing me despite all those backstabbing and punches that I’m showered with by the critics out there. Rocks and stones may break my bones but words don’t hurt me. Anyway, I want to reaffirm that THIS award has proved that I AM here to stay!! Jay hind….oops Jay Nepal!
A.V- Next is “The Lost but Not Found” award; and the Sajha goes to Anepalikt (for she has been missing from the scene for a while and she’s not present today either but she has agreed to give her A.S via satellite and here she is)
Anepalikt’s A.S
Hi everyone! I just want to let you all know how deeply thankful I am for this wonderful award. Yes, I’ve been missing from the scene for quite a while now because I’m here on the Greek islands enjoying my honeymoon. Yes! I recently got married with this Greek tycoon and no, not inspired by My Big Fat Greek Wedding but I’m having a great time out here and Sajha although it’s become a history now, I will make it a point to log in from time to time. Thank y’all. I love ya! Uummmma!!!
A.V- Our next category is the “Best Critique” award and the Sajha goes to Ashutosh Tiwari (Ashu, with his black ray ban and black umbrella walks up the stage and collects his award)
Ashu’s A.S
I am what I speak and I speak what I see, therefore I am called Ashutosh Tiwaree. Thank you everyone for this kind gesture. I do think there are others who equally deserve this award but would like to thank the Sajha Academy for bestowing this prestigious award on me which I am going to keep on my desk from where I embellish Sajhallywood with my postings. Out of all the people, there is one person who I’d like to particularly thank and that is my darling wife Lapsi whose love and devotion has made me the person I am today. Honey, now that I’ve got this award, I assure you that I will definitely take you to Femilines tomorrow.
A.V- From Pokhara to Japan, this man has accomplished what no one else has. He has been criticized for his “long paragraphless” postings but has been open to suggestions; very well respected by his colleagues of Sajha, tonite we’re going to honor this man with the Sajha Lifetime Achievement Award. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the charming and honorable Hahooguru!
(Hahooguru dressed in Obi kimono walks up the stage as he receives a standing ovation from the audience)
Hahoo’s A.S
Minasan konnichiwa! Domo arigato gozaimausu! Watashino uchi wa nihon ni desu so shi te nihon no tabemono wa tottemo oishii desu. Kyo wa-(Automated Voice interrupts Hahoo)
A.V: Mr Hahoo, this is not Japan so please speak in the international language i.e English.
Hahoo: Gomenasai, I mean I apologize. I thought I was in Japan for a moment. (Everyone laughs) Well, I just meant to say that it gives me profound happiness to have been honored with this lifetime achievement award. People have been thinking that I have been hibernating in the summit of Mt. Fuji and have retired from Sajhallywood which is not true. I want to reveal to everyone that I have been busy helping my father-in-law Mr. Sayonara Honda in carrying out the operations of his Honda business plus my third marriage to his daughter Yasuko has also kept me busy. I want to quickly thank my dear friends from Sajha who have given me immense love, respect and hope, thank you all for being so wonderful and I want to thank the Sajha Academy, this is a great start and we all should-(interrupted again)
A.V: Mr. Hahoo your time is up.
Hahoo: (getting a little angry) okay okay Automated voice, I will stop now. And btw we all should keep up the good spirits in Sajhallywood. Thank you!
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| Dilasha |
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on 31-Oct-02 05:52 PM
A.V: Next we have the category of the best socialist and the Sajha goes to Ruck
Ruck’s A.S
Dear friends, this is indeed a great honor to receive such a precious award. I want to thank you all for recognizing me and encouraging me to carry on with my mission and without your support and help, this will not be possible, so let us all work towards fulfilling our goal by doing the “least we can do”! Thank you!
A.V: Next we have the “Best Poet” and the award goes to N.K
N.K’s A.S
In honor I stand
With this beautiful statue in my hand
‘Tis a moment of joy of freedom and hope
We must not despair but learn to cope
With the hurdles of life, struggle we must
Let us all live in love, in harmony and trust
Thank you my fellow sajhaites and of course thank you Bob my dahling for all your wonderful support throughout the years.
A.V: The next award is the award for the “Most Eligible Bachelor” and the Sajha goes to Paschim
Paschim’s A.S
(With a smile on his face and a hand on his forehead, he stares at the statue for a while, then…) Boy! This is incredible! I was thinking of sharing this award with none other than the famous Ashutosh but I just found out that he is a happily married man now so of course it’s of no use to him (laughter fills the air) but anyway, I want to thank the Sajha Academy, all my friends and supporters who’ve given me tremendous strength to hold on to what they call the “rope” of existence and I want to tell you all that life may be boring sometimes and you know why but I tell ya it’s definitely precious and the main reason is because of special friends like you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
A.V: The award for “The Funniest Thread That Survived Three Centuries With 300 Postings” goes to PARAMENDRA BHAGAT APPOINTED AS INTERIM PM
(The producer of the thread also the chief editor M.P walks with pride as everyone applauds)
M.P’s A.S
I wasn’t expecting this at all. I thought with the likes of “Ask me your future” and “Kaha dukcha ghawu” mine would fall way behind but it didn’t, which is quite surprising. Oh well, as they say “expect the unexpected”. I want to begin by thanking you all for your ongoing readership and loyalty towards my baby, The Sinking Nepal. In the course of running this publication we have seen innumerable changes not only in the primeministership and the presidency but also in the staffing of TSN but life has been a pleasurable journey. I want to assure you that TSN will not follow the footsteps of Jana Astha and journalists like Subedi will be emasculated thus making them impotent for life therefore I will continue to strive by following the mission of TSN which you all know. Since I got this award, I am offering a six month free subscription to all the Sajhabaasis so hurry up and contact our subscription dept. right away!
A.V: The award for the “Best Meticulous Planning” goes to Arnico
Arnico’s A.S
I have only two words to say three times and that is Thank you! Thank you and Thank you!!
A.V: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, due to the violation of time from quite a few winners with their long Acceptance Speech, we ran out of time. Therefore, the winners for the following categories please come on backstage to collect your award.
Best Male Debutante- Slipknot
Best Female Debutante- Simpalgal
Best Language Teacher- Jira
Best Storyteller- Deep
Best Graphic Designer-Biruwa
Best Water Resources Provider-Isolated Freak
Best Haiku Master-DWI
A.V: Now I would like to call upon the person behind the sponsorship of this whole award ceremony, Ms. Dilasha Pandey of Dilasha Entertainment Inc. to say a few words on behalf of the Sajha Motionless Picture Industry and thus conclude this longer than expected award ceremony.
Dilasha:
Good evening everybody. It is my great pleasure to be here among all the Sajhapurbaasis of Sajhallywood and what could be a better opportunity than this to bring us all together under the same roof at least once! Therefore my company is proud to be the sole sponsor of this event which has been wonderfully and successfully managed by our Automated Voice despite the lack of Mr. Silly Crystal. Congratulations to all the winners! In Hollywood they have the Governor’s Ball and the Vanity Fair Party after the Oscars; inspired by them we have our own quintessential parties; The Mayor’s Ball and The Insanity Fair Party so please join us in the celebration after the pressroom activities. I’d like to conclude by repeating what my favorite actor Russell Crowe once said in HIS acceptance speech.
“God bless Creativity, God Bless Originality, The SHOW MUST go on”
Thank you!!
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| Biruwa |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:00 PM
Dilasha didi tapain ta pandey po parnu bayecha ? hehe
mero nata parnu huncha ki kya ho!!
kaski hau chori? kaski natini? :)
tyam dherai khera nafalnu hai. padhai ma dhyan dinu. :-/
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:02 PM
Dilasha Ji,
How long did it spend to prepare the whole thing? Baap re baap...k ho yesto:p
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| lamachaur |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:17 PM
lmao*10, Dilasha, you have me rubbing my pot belly , while already on the floor ...arko pali ko gaijatra samma dose pugne vayo , prabhuuu!
lol
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:18 PM
Dilasha...
you go gal!!!!!!!!
:)
I have 25 kids bhanya!!!!!!!!!! And my date for the evening is CZAR, my knight in shining armour!!!!!!!
Except he seems to be away rescuing damsels in distress and charging at windmills!
:(
Poonte poonte where art thou? I heard his royal shortness is cute re...what do you think? have you seen him?
He also wears purple re... :P
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| NK |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:20 PM
Funnie! To tell you the truth I am in my halloween costume at the moment while relishing the fact I DID wear Vera Wang in the Sajhawood Costume Party. Did I say costume party? I mean 1st Sajhawood Award Ceremony. Funny Funny Dilasha dahling. "Rob" says hi! He does not want to get out of his suit. He forgot the fact that it was rented. So was my diamond tiara. Btw, how come you did not mention that? Did I look too tacky with that on? Oh dear God!
:))
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:25 PM
And oh Dilasha,
Handsome, and suave Paschim was looking quite lost ....riding on his "chariots of fire" looking for a particularly "sweet" personality from Sajhapur...hajur!!!!!!!
;)
Ki kyaho Paschim ji of the Eastern Fame? :P
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| czar |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:34 PM
Dilasha,
Fabulous ! You truly captured the essense and spirit of those award shows. Bravo !
Sitara darling, step into my arms and lets dance the night away. No worries, the children are well occupied and taken care of.
Congratulations to all the nominess and the winners.
A special cheer for DE Inc and the delectable, dazzling, debutante Dilasha !
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| ashu |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:40 PM
Dilasha,
Wow!!
I am speechless.
An amazing, brilliant, creative and funny job.
That said . . . hint, hint . . . Kantipur Television -- which will go on air from this Fagun in Kathmandu -- is looking for script-writers and assorted talents to produce programs, even comedy programs.
Finally, as someone who likes to promote Nepali businesses, what shall I get you
from, ahem, Femilines? :-)
oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:40 PM
:) :) :) Dilasha,
Yo ta humor ko pani hajurbaa bhayo!! Taali bajaaune ki pet michne?
Ani, thanks for the award. Dhaago maa baadhera neck wori pari laaunu parlaa; "biraalo le musaa saare jasto" apartment sardaa sardaa yo bahumulya award haraayo bhane???
Mantri mandal Nepal ko standard size bhandaa ali saano bhayo kyaare. Ek dui wotaa "Binaa Bibhaagiye Award" thapna milchha ki ? Jame Bonds ra iXY le the Sinking Nepal ko publication baahira aayera building tira dhungaa faaldai chhan. "Haamlaai pani pad chhaiyo. Haamro naam kina nachhaapyaa?" re! K bhandiu?
Maile "tanna link bokera aau, Paramendra Bhagat trucking gaye pachhi usko post khaali hunchha. ani tesmaa Dilasha le raakhdinchha ki " bhandyaa chhu.
_________________________________________
Khaaskhush: Paschim ra Sitara award lina haat samaatera sangai gaa the bhanchhan ni. Satte ho?
Bhawadiye,
MP
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| deep |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:49 PM
Dilasha,
Aaiyau! thakeni hau aksharharu lakhetda lakhetda....Tara nalakheti basna ni sakina.
Deep: Best storyteller!
Aaiyau!
Thanks Dilasha. I enjoyed your piece. Hope to read more from you.
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| NK |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 06:50 PM
Ashu Ashu tsk! Dilasha is blushing. Have mercy!
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| paramendra |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 07:05 PM
What a riot!
This is beyond anything ever at Sajha.............
(1) Logical Sense came up with his Gaijatra thread, and that stayed at the top for a while. Before that the longest threads used to be 140 long.
(2) Then M.P. shattered the seriousness. And ended up with an award!
(3) Sitara's wrriting Fate's Bride was monumental, but that falls in a different category.
(4) And this! This is a riot! So creative. All those descriptions.
Bravo Dilasha. You do this online community the honor. :-)
Funny ........... Clean fun. Not like M.P. talking about King G!
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| paramendra |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 07:07 PM
What's the Ashu-NK-Dilasha triangle! Just curious ............... ;-)
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 07:22 PM
:] Dangerously Original! My my can anyone say Nepalese are not creative?
Dilasha Haloween goes to you, marvelous. Genious!!!!!!!
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| jira |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 07:49 PM
Lawu ba, malai Language teacher ray! tyo ta sabbai TRikal bajey ko dane ho.
Interestingly funny yo bajjey ghantakarna ko mookh ma. Good job Dilasha.
Auni Thada ko tuklate tai kalley lantha ho ada. Kalanti lay lantha dasto tha.
Tirit OR tirik ganna panena?
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| ruck |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 08:02 PM
Dilasha.. thoroughly enjoyed reading your article as well as the replies...
Great job!!
Ruck
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 08:04 PM
My favorite part:
Silly Crystal !!!!
Hahahaha
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 08:07 PM
I like it. it is just superb, marvellous work, must have taken a long time.
Ghar aayera padhana base , trick ho ki treat bhanne le sukha sanga padhna dya hoina, khali dhokako ghanti baja cha bajacha, yeuta lai thik garyo ani padhan basyo, pheri arko aaucha, tarsaunalai, yesai ta kamjor mutu mero, kattika bhoot aayera jhasayanga -jhasyanga parya malai. lau ta bhanera gharko sabai batti nai nibhaidiye maile ta padhera naskiunjel. Katti bhoot ta aajta . ani yo pani Bhoot ko katha hola bhandai darai daria padahdai thiye. kaha yo ta gajab ko rahicha. wah wah nagari basnai sakina.
Dhanya timro shristi, dhanya timro kala DILASHA.
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 08:29 PM
Madame Dilasha, bejodd chha hajur, hajur ko kala ra prastuti!
Without further ado, and no shame, I accept my award, and invite all female applicants on Sajha to express their interest (in the Civil Service, they call it EOI) by calling the following toll free numberS:
1-800-HOT.AND.HUMBLE
or
1-800-AVAILABLE.NOW
:)
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 09:00 PM
Dilasha, what else can I say, except, two words three times:
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
...and you know why I am saying that :)
I almost fell off my chair with laughter several times...
Ashu, I look forward to being introduced to Lapsi soon :)
Paschim, to you I wish from the depth of my heart that in the future you will never again receive this award!
Happy sajha jatra everyone!
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| ashu |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 09:03 PM
Arnico wrote:
"Ashu, I look forward to being introduced to Lapsi soon :)"
Arnico,
Lapsi, being Lapsi, is still high, way up on a tree -- playing hard to get. :-)
If she falls for me and only for me, then, I can introduce you to her. :-)
oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| anepalikt |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 09:56 PM
Dilasha!
That was hilarious!! You are something!!
But I think the tabloids have been making up stories again about me... this time sit seems its a greek tycoon! What surprises me is that the Sajha Academy fell for the story. Alas, I am not at liberty to divulge the real reason for my absense, suffice to say its there is no large body of water where I am. But thank you!! What fun!
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| DWI |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:12 PM
I just want to thank you my friends and my parents for bringing me up. Because of their relentless pains and troubles, I was able to write stupid and painful haikus. I also wanna thank Dilasha Inc for organizing this stupendous event
My thanks to harkey, larkey, sharkey, markey ani eta uta farkey. And last but not the least, myself.
By the way, why weren't their any nominees for the Best Haiku Master award? Who cares, as long as I am given the award. Thanks for not giving the award to the one who deserve, but to the one who slipped $100 donation to Dilasha Entertainment library.
PS: Nice work Dilasha.Very creative.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:13 PM
Dear Dilasha ji;
We of the Discrimination Action Committee (DAC) would like to bring to your notice that you have in your haste overlooked some prominent actors and citizens of Sajhapur. It is quite outrageous madame that you have chosen to do so.
Here are some on of the nominees:
Greatest story writer- Oys_chill "Roads to memory lane"
Best Sportsmanship- Rusty
Best Astrologist for the auspicious occasions: Trikal
Best haikuist- Ebony
Best Neprican Linguist- Thakkar sharma
Best male looker- Poonte
Best female looker- Najar
And there are more!!!!!
We, the DAC suggest that you, madame do your homework before dolling out awards to nominees of your choice based on obscure categoriesof your fabrication!
In disappointment we sign,
DAC Discrimination Action Committee
Sajhally Wood.
Cyberpur
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| ??! |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:19 PM
kati hasnu....?
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| DWI |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:24 PM
Euta award pako, tyo pani khosidiyo Sitara le. I should refer her to my thread, "Black hole eating Stars."
But, I also think Ebony should get it.
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| dirk |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:31 PM
Move Over Brad Pitt, here come's Poonte Maharaj! Only if looks could kill...hai?
Dilasssha, was indeed a treat. Bon mot, indeed! Pretty Hilarious!!! I think E! is thinking of replacing Joan Rivers and Melisssa ( ama bhanda choori bokshi). I think you and Sitara can take over and do a better job.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 10:39 PM
Ke bhanu...ke nabhanu--bhanu, ma ta stabdha...nabhanu, bhanna man layera kyar kyar...
Aekai shabda ma bhandinchhu...ATYUTTAM! Tyo tukucha ko pani ko kassam, Dilasha jyu ko yo skill lai ta hajaar mukh bhayeko sesh naag le dhari barnaan garera sadhya nahune...yo Poonte le ke bhanna sakla...
Lekin, Sitara jiu ko tyo DAC ko list ma duita arko thapna pani man lagyo...
Acchha, malai thapnu parne jasto lageko naam haru bataam:
Best joker...Kalankisthan!!!!! How could we forget him?
Best female-wanna-be male...Poonam!!!! Thuikka chhakka!
Best deprived female artist...NIHARIKA!!!! (Thongs harayekole saal ko paat le chhopera aai stage ma...kasso best dressed award pani paina chhe!)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 11:16 PM
hahaha poo dai..
yaha yaha kalanki nautanki DESERVES SPECIAL MENTION (bhanna man nalagi nalagi)
I had one of the Scariest Halloween....and I had no clue the trick and treat thing could be played by our Very own teacher :)....he promised a very good treat indeed for i had an exam.......but what he does? TRICK TRICK TRICK!!!!!!!!!! sakiyena amrikans sanga!
Sitara ji, thanx for the special mention..but Deep dai so righteously deserves the award..
here's some of the UNSUNG HEROES:
HILARIOUS, REFRESHING, PRAN BHANDA PIYARO : Poonte
Mr. OMNISCIENT: SOLEIL!
neverthless, HATS OFF FOR YOUR ORIGINALITY, DILASHA JI!
oys
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| svengali |
Posted
on 31-Oct-02 11:50 PM
Great stuff. Kudos!!
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| diwas k |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 03:49 AM
Maile ta pahilyei bhaneko thiye ni.. Paschim ra Dilasha ko kuch kuch hota hai hudai chha hai bhanera.. esp. after Sitara le 25 wata babaalbaccha haru liyera aayepacchi. Now Dilasha khusukka giving award to Paschim.. and trying to pattao him... or is it reverse_pattaing?
Dilasha, thanks for the treat...
it was mahvelos
_diwas
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 05:53 AM
Wah Wah Dilasha jee ....... majja aayo. Good Work .....
aakha lai tah aa-ram bhayo ..... tara nindra lagenah ...... felt like reading it quadruple times (slow like that!) :-)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 07:53 AM
OBJECTION !!OBJECTION!!OBJECTION!!
TYO JIRALAI DIYEKO LANGUAGE ( BHASHA BID ) KO PURASKAR PHIRTA GARA!!
Jira lai puraskkar diyeko milena, tyo hunai saktaina!!
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| najar |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 08:10 AM
Dilasha, absolutely hilarious! Brilliant!!Timro creativity ko bayan ta aba ma ke garaun [even if that meant you left this newcomer out :( ] , whole-heartedly agree with the complements made by sajha superstars above. Suffice to add REFRESHING!! A few hours of absence in sajha changes the world, my goodness!! I should make an extra effort to keep surfin on sajha evey 2 hours or so just so that i don't acquire SSS (Sajha Shock Syndrome).
Sitara sweetie, thanks for picking up this obscure sajhapur tourist. After all, diamond cuts diamond; tara le nai tara lai chinchha. Now that i have received a stardom [within the galaxy you belong:)] i should apply for a longer stay. Ahile ta trial period ma chhu (Sajha OPT training)--San lai bhanera H-1 apply garna parla. You had asked in another thread if 100s of sajhapure generations have asked for my green card--they have been and i showed them my sajhapur OPT card, so that is under control for now.
Aba, mero fellow best male looker Poonte lai bhetna jaana parla jasto chha ahem ahem :) Had i known he was such a dashing hunk would have hollered at him at the Kasturi club in nyc, where some sajhabasis say, he was singin' --Ho Poonte?
With a boosted ego, I hereby declare my kritgyata to you for your attempt of affirmative action, sitara, my dear :)
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 08:29 AM
Najarji,
So, you from NYC too? Nice to know that. Have been in the Boston area since college, but grew up in NYC.
Hence a Bostonian New Yorker. :)
I love the Big Apple through and through!!!!
Kasturi Club is a neat place in Manhattan. But usually, the parties are held at Elks Club in Queens. Been there a couple of times. My brother told me the Dashain parties at both places this time really rocked, re. Sadly I missed them! :(
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| najar |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 08:45 AM
Simplegal, me not from nyc unfortunately :(! but nevertheless, am a frequent visitor, as there are a lot of friends from back home. Was there in the summer and also in dashain ke, and so went to the kasturi club and another one on sat (forgot the name of the place) for dashain with my beloved new york friends. My nyc friends if you are reading this--thank you all hai.
btw, where in nyc are/were you simplegal?
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 08:47 AM
Hahahah.. Dilasha jyu, that was Superb.
Hasda hasda khattam.
;)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:04 AM
Sitara nominated Oys for best story writer. I fully support. I also win, if Oys wins.
I don't think the award that I got from Dilasha is just mine. That award equally belongs to Oys and all others who enjoy my stories. We all have own. I would have felt no less happy had Oys or anyother writer won the award.
I am for the solidarity rather than "an" award. Nevertheless, my sincere thanks to Dilasha for her consideration still stands firm.
[yo sitara le malai ke bhara ho dekhisahannan ....ke taal fuskyo fuskyo.....sadhai Oys lai kakha malai pakha garya chha....Oys lai kakha ta thik chha malai kina pakha ho?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Trikal baje!]
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:12 AM
Najar,
From the most happening island of New York. :) Can't stop raving about good old Gotham City.
Tara aba ta Boston le nachadne bhae jasto chha!!! Am stuck here for the next 3 years at least.
Where are you from, Najar? I'm thinking DC or thereabouts. Have been to DC once. Nice place.
In peace.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:13 AM
Best male LOOKER po bhanya raichha...Best Male HOOKER padera mero ta satai gako first time read garda kheri ta...dui dui jana sathi haru le syai syai garera fuke pachi hosh ma ako balla balla...
Anyway, simplegal jee...Kasturi club is also in Queens ho...Astoria ma! I think I now have a hunch f who you are ;)
Najar...you n me HOOKERS re :( ehehehh
Dont worry, you can holler me next time you r around...just ask for the most dashing gaine dai at parties :)
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:30 AM
Closing ceremony, backstage.....
Ladies and Gentlemen and Others!
Just when I am thinking, this little devil of creativity has gone hybernating into her lair, she takes us by surprise, pouncing back to life-- better than ever-- leaving all of us in awe. A tumultous uproar fills the Sajha halls in her strongly deserved praise as we revisit her postings, unfolding them like ancient scrolls in our minds. And, oh yeah, she can make your emotions dance like a fallen leaf in the wind. In "O Brother Where Art Thou?," with a glimpse of her past, you find yourself strolling down the memory lanes-- kindred feelings relighted, pain of distance revisited, emptiness of absence suffered. As she wraps you with her words, she becomes your sister in your thoughts, and you hear yourself muttering to her, deep under your breath, "Bahini, don't forget me this Tihar hai". I must admit and acknowledge, before it's too late, it was in that writing that I found inspiration to express my thoughts, in a related heading. And now, with this overwhelmingly successful award ceremony, she tickles a different corner of your brain. She titilates you with her gleeful thoughts, frolicking behind the curtain of your eyes. The red carpet is before you, and she by your side, holding your hands; you take a step, awestricken faces slide behind you on both sides. As you open your eyes, you can't help but smile at your self, thinking, "Bas, dil ki aasha to rahe gayi!" :)
Ladies and gentlemen, and others, let us all stand in ovation for the nightingale of the night! :)
Peace!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:40 AM
Poonteji,
Oops, is Kasturi club also in Queens? I haven't been there. Dang, my brother's tricked me again! ;)
You have a hunch about who I am? Sadly, I can't seem to reciprocate! :(
In peace.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:17 AM
Ode to Deepji
As deep as the oceans,
As percipient as the poet;
potent, perceptive,permeating
perched on the pedestal of poetry,
he laments my "discrimination"
while ignores my compensation!
Sadly I beqeath thee,
this beatitude benign;
Accept it with benevolence,
make my day divine!
Deep ji - The BEST Poet Laudatory and Storyteller Divine of the Year!!!!!
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:23 AM
Sitara Ji and others,
I am laughing out loud right now… I know Dilasha did all this just for fun on the scary day of trick or treat. But, to make it more “gai jatra”, why don’t we assail her selected list.
What was the basis for selections to receive the award? I can explicitly see that the hub is on vigorous and voiced intellectuals. And, of course, they deserve this “Saishik Puraskar” for their great contribution to sajha.
Sitara, as a DAC eternal member, brought up the topics of discrimination here. I must value the list she provided and the nominees, who were shoddily disregarded in the award show. My opinion: It’s not Dilasha’s fault, it’s the fault of our society who always haste overlooks the "unvoiced cerebrals". Probably, those who were debarred or ignored from Dilasha’s list must be hiding behind the veil with their hushed on voice that nobody can really hear!!!
I am glad to see that I am also selected for best sportsmanship award…LOL. In fact, DWI, my knickerbockers pal, deserves this award since he always broaches radiant analysis on numerous ‘BASKETBALL’ teams and players. So, why don’t we add one more award on his shoulder? It’s always the case that our community is ignorant towards sports/athletics. If we had any priorities on sports/athletics, I would satirically proclaim that Nepalese average height would go up bit-by-bit, especially for the girls....LOL I hope I will not be encircled with controversies and personal attacks by saying this. Hehehe!!!
Yes, Oys_chill was a great storyteller, who has vanished in the space without any trace these days. Why did he get ignored? So does Poonte Ji, my formidable foe since NN era!!! BEST MALE HOOKER!!! ..LOL If I am not mistaken, DUMBASS JI wasn’t also mentioned!!! He could be the best clown of Sajha. So many people missing…. !!!
Sitara Ji!! We, as the pidit of discrimination, should organize another Sajha Academic Award @ Staple Center, LA downtown!!
Finally…I am amazed to see Dilasha’s brilliant work. Aba ma pani yehi Beverly Hills ma nai chu!! 10000 frozen lakes ko state bata kahile aune ho yeta tira…..gumna aye huncha ni!!!
I don’t care if you ignore what I say. In fact, I would like to be unnoticeable!!! :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:27 AM
DWI ji
It has been noted with some perplexity that your award was withdrawn because of unforseen confusion in deciphering your Shuva Name. It was interpreted as:
DWI- Drunk While Inscribing.
The DAC has been looking into this serious affair of Intoxication.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:47 AM
Deep ji - The BEST Poet Laudatory and Storyteller Divine of the Year!!!!!
Yo laudatory bhanya re chha...ma ta jhwassa herda "laundary" ho ki jasto lagera... chahidaina yo.... utkirsta "dhobi" kabi ra kathawala ko upadhi bhanna la.....
come one step up
leave them behind
now look back
Who do you see?
no! don't look up
vaccum is not deep!
lift your hand
just raise slightly
what is it now?
do you feel touched?
no! don't pullback
Surface is not deep!!
Stand by the river
trace your reflection
what do you see?
no! it's not you
go beyound that-jump
is it deep?!
Thanks for your "ode to deep ji". kya John keats samjhaideko ni! "A thing of beauty is a joy forever", Sitaraji.
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| jira |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:17 AM
come one step up ali mathee aaija
leave them behind teslai tee chaad
now look back pachadee pharki
Who do you see? ko dekhis?
no! don't look up mathee herney haina
vaccum is not deep! terima bajjey!!
lift your hand haat mathi log
just raise slightly beestarrai
what is it now? ke bho ailey?
do you feel touched? kyai bhayo?
no! don't pullback tee nai rakhi rakh
Surface is not deep!! dekhis ta bajjey!!
Stand by the river wu tya nera bus
trace your reflection panima her (khutta tanna mildaina 'r' ma?)
what do you see? dekhis?
no! it's not you tero bajey lai
go beyound that-jump haam phaal
is it deep?! la kha bajjey?!
*** Malai ta tyo police ko jamdaar ley kaidi lai tukucha ma lagera P.T. khela jasto lagyo. Yuastai cha ...Aa..aphno kalpana..........
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| hard_ |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:24 AM
Jira ji lai "best translator" award pani dinu parla jasto cha.
That translation had me literally laughing at my office chair. Had to suppress lest others think am insane.
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Sajha, the home for the AwaYs.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:31 AM
Malai ta tyo police ko jamdaar ley kaidi lai tukucha ma lagera P.T. khela jasto lagyo. Yuastai cha ...Aa..aphno kalpana..........
Tyo ghatana jira daile ahile samma birsana sakya rahenchha. dimag ma saro gadechha!
Jiradaile tara PT chahi khatara khelya ho tyo tukcha ma. Jamdar ko junga dekhera PT khelnu agawai Jiradai kastari kamya ni hai? pachhi "satark" bhanda ta jira dai ko ghuda dekhi tala samma "swallaai".....
ma lainchor ko kabard hall ma tt khelera aauda ni jiradai ta tyahi ganaune tukcha ma "goda fat" garira.....
sanchi jiradai tyo jamdar ....bhaigo!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:40 AM
Deep ji,
Perceptive thou art!
And yet again I am safer in the sky for I fear to plunge in too deep...
Paranoid I am, I'd rather watch devoid of sleep...
Still Slipping into Insomnia ;) (ahem!!)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 11:52 AM
Sitaraji,
Stars?
what are they?
winking every second - why?
lonely?
Yes, even among in zillions!
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| DWI |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 01:16 PM
Sitara ji
Ukusmukiyeko yo man bata
Angur le nai shabda nithar chha.
Yeah, Drunk While inscribing is my full name (actually I was thinking Driving while Intoxicated, but yours sounds better).
I guess I will try next year for the prize, much sober next time.
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 05:13 PM
my! my!! so many compliments from so many people! this is amazing! thank you guys for all those sweet words. Well, ever since M.P started his Sinking Nepal thread, I got this whole concept of the award ceremony and started writing it down and finally adding bits and pieces over time, and a lil editing, i posted it yesterday so this had been a month long side project i should say. And I didn't know about the limit of characters that once can post in sajha until yesterday when the server wouldn't accept my posting, i then had second thoughts about it but then again thought that i wouldn't wanna let my one month of effort go down the drain so posted it anyway and I'm glad I did. Therefore,the special credit goes to the Misunderstood Poet Mr. M.P for inspiring me with his creatitivity not to mention the remaining sajhabaasis of sajhapur.
So, do you guys really think I should go for the audition for Saturday Night Live next year? They're replacing Tina Fey and I'm one of the 999 people they're auditioning to work with Jimmy Fallon, i'm serious guys so tell me what to do! :)
Sitara and Rusty, as for the "discrimination", nepal ko election ma ta dosh bhayo dhaandali bhanera which is understandable, aba award ceremony lai pani baanki nachodney? yo ta bhayena ni. Anyway, I know I left out many many hastis who deserved the awards tara samaya ra server space ko "abhaav" le garda mutu mathi dhunga raakhi ti hastiharu lai exclude garnu paryo for which I'm chooo chorrri!!!
Simplegal so you are originally from nyc? I had the most wonderful time of my life when i visited the place two years ago for about two weeks....feels like it was just yesterday! the crowded Queens, the lovely Soho, the spledid Times Square, the beautiful Statan island, the busy subways, the magnificent St. Patrick's Cathedral and the gigantic Metropolitan museum oh so pleasing to the eyes! My friends and I visited this night club in Manhattan I forgot its name but it was just amazing! The interior design was of a church where they had statues of christ and his family all around and it was totally different. perhaps you know its name. 30 bucks for the cover charge!! my goodness! here i was who was used to paying just 5 bucks even for a club owned by Prince out here and that just threw me off a bit but then it was worth it. Danced till the wee hours of the morning, it was simply great. Anyway i found that nyc has a special charm and beauty no wonder i ended up staying two weeks! :)
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| dirk |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 05:21 PM
Dilasha, You ain't in Kansas(minnesota) anymore? NYC is really expensive when it comes to trying to have a night in town. But, it's like no other place in the world, that's for sure.
I'm glad you liked it.
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 05:46 PM
DilashaJi,
I can smell the discrimination within sajhapur....Next year, when you select the people.......watch out.......Do you want me to read your horoscope or what ...?
SitaraJi,
Thank you for nomination....
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 06:10 PM
Dhilasha,
M.P. baata inspire bhaa re?? Lau bhayo aba? Sojho paayo bhandaimaa yetikkai jiskyaaidine? :) :)
In my Sinking Nepal publication I had given credit to Paschim for his marvellous "Gauthali-Bhurtel Series" [for those of you who have not read it, it is a must read! Hopefully, Paschim will provide a link to his article here]. Paschim laai credit dinu ta risky kuraa po ho ta--sardai sardai tyo "credit" Adam Smith kaa puglaa feri :)
On a serious note, mero dhannebaad dhannebaad dhannebaad...... to Dilasha, Paschim and Samasta sajhabaasis! I am a new comer at Sajha. It has been an amazing experience so far. Thank you everyone for the great time I have had. Huna ta maanchhe haru man manai saraapiraa holaan [Ashu, Paramendra ra Paschim, kehi bhannu chha ki ?), tara aba award paai haaliyo, dhukka bhayiyo.
By the way, did Paramendra send a secret email against me? That guy is a politician; knows too many conspiracies.....:P
Coming back to the awards, ek mahinaa samma tyo "laughing gas" kasari control garna sakyaa? Suru gardaa ali ali leak bhaa thyo ho? I mean, tyo Gyanendra le manda muskaan diyeko belaa k?
FYA,
MP
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| DWI |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 06:28 PM
Dilasha,
What a news. We all wish you the best with the audition. I don't like Jimmy Fallon (specially after his Idiot Boyfriend song) but he sure is a rising star.
SNL is a big platform and so many stars like Adam Sandler, Zoo Lander guy, 'Deuce Bigalo' guy have chosen that route. Do update us with the progress, we will keep our fingers crossed. First nepali representation in such a program, I guess.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:01 PM
Sitara ji:
"Still Slipping into Insomnia ;) (ahem!!) "
ahem ahem...am i reading you right or are you hinting me right, for if both of us right, the fact that we're both destined for an arranged marrige to each other (despite your calling it off) by the sajha parents is gonna be to our heart's delight. :) if it was a miscalculation on my part, i have my wings spread, i'll have fallen short of reaching the star but i'd be be soaring the sky in my flight. :)
Peace! :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:52 PM
Slip ji...
Ahem!!!
The arranged marriage is on??????? :S Noone told me hajur!
Beware, beware, befair, aware!
before you cradle the phone:
For,
Nidra, she glissades and glides gloriously,
To bring respite from your day;
Glistening like the moonlit night,
she lurks behind your door....
Nidra, she listens, she watches,
she smiles, a knowing smile;
as she slithers past the shuttered door,
she notes the lines are tied!!!! :)
Calling up the stars, is no easy feat,
you might just wake up bedraggled,
and sleepy on your feet!!!!!!!
:P
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 09:57 PM
Dilasha,
I think Sajha never has been this rich, entertaining and provocative. Thank you all of you little devils of creativity. Dilasha, M.P., Sitara and many more. You guys are signatures of Sajha’s wit, humor and energy. Some of other new hopes I see are Poonte, Protean, Svengali, Slipknot and .. the list is long.
On the Sajha Academy awards ceremony, it was priceless to be there. However, I did felt absence of some of my favorite stars, Biswo, Suna, Orion and Siwalik. In any case, it was a great creation. I join Slipknot’s earlier call for a standing ovation to Dilasha the amazing.
Love
Nepe
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:11 PM
Dilasha
Go for it!!!!!!!!!
Dazzle the Devis and Drool the Devatas!!!
While we Distribute Dilasha's Delicious Delights!!!!
Is that a new sweet factory you are opening I hear? Tyo pani Diwali ma re...ho?
We have not heard much from the "humble" (he!he! that is such a good one!) Paschim lately.
Paschim hajur sorry! I could not resist the gleeful laughter!!! :))
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Nov-02 10:15 PM
Dilasha...
First and formost, accept my humble gratitude for striking the Sajhapur with such a lightning that even bhagwan Indra must have gone, "Eh, vere didd dat comme frrom?," assuming he was Hindustani.
Aba biznis ko kura ke...LIMELIGHT...you must have been to LIMELIGHT! It's an old church that was converted into a club, where the interior is still adorned with plenty of religious paraphanalias. $30,eh? Well, that's NY. I think I remember dropping off someone like you there in my cab :P Need a ride again? Just yell, "Taxi!!!!!!!!!!!"
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:24 AM
Poo dai, Namaskaar~
Poo dai best male loooker baata hooker re? hoooookkkahaaaahh
ke ho dai? Tyakshi chalauda chalauda sachchi nai tyakshi bha ho ki kya ho?
bhauju lai bhandinchu ani khaalan pooji le kaan ko muni, ek jhaapad.
Dilasha Jyu,
Aaafu le ta award seward ta ke, award show ko darshan ni paaiyena. TV ma live aa thyo re, aaba TV ma poo dai, Ashu, MP, paschim mithun lai ke herai bho, bhanera essso, ek gilas thaado ghaati laagauna gai.
>>Best Water Resources Provider-Isolated Freak
re la bho ta?? Sajhapur ko bachcha bachcha knows ni I am waterking bhanera. Hazur nai sochnus na, tyo pura kalanki woda number 14 ma paani kolle supply garcha?? mai ta ho ni. Isolated jyu le pure classic panche tyaktis apnaa jasto cha, chaakari chaplushi ko. Next year tyo award ma na li choddina. Huncha ni, din bhari karayo dakshina harayo.
Dilasha jyu, hazur ko address paam ta, next year suru hune bittikai hazur ko ghar ma regular basis ma bicarbonated-water, mineral water ra tonic water ko supply garidinchu. Thats the seeekret hai., khaas khus, hush hush. Kassailai nabhannu.
thats the deal.
Poo dai lai nabhannu hai, poo dai ta radio Nepal nai ho ni, 20 years samma eutai geet bhattyaucha.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:37 AM
Poo dai, i forgot,
you should be given "best porker award"
hazur jasto porky porky, taalu chinde, bam dev aru ko hununcha ra?
Panchim jyu le jatti kaiyo le kapal kore ni hazur lai chune ho ra, hazur le ta kaiyo nai nachuyera award li dinu huncha.
Ani, paramendra jyu le jatti website ma Amitabh bachchan jyu(??) sangai aafno FOTO raakhera public ma publicity garepani, uuuuha le hazur lai touch maatra gare malai bhannus. Hazur lai ta chunai sakdaina.
Oys jyu ko ke kura garai bho. looker ko "lo" ekatira "ok" arko tira. Lo- o. k. = lo-okay= LAUKE. Sabai lai tachad machad garera, TRITIYE sthan haasil garidine.
Poo dai ko competetion ma eutai maanche, haamra trikal-darshi-trikal-ka-chautha-kaal-bhuchaal-jatadhari-TRIKAAL(dhyantaryaan)-baaje. (khaas khuss sunya, trikal baaje award lina jaada uhi purano THONG lagaayera gayechan re, SitaraJYU Behosh re" hehehe,
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