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| kgurung |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 04:53 PM
What is Himalayan Heat?
find out here: www.geocities.com/kgurung2
kg
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 05:16 PM
For all practical purposes here, Himalayan Heat is Sitara, with her Himali names, Annapurna, Manaslu, or what have you, thawing away creative mind in Sajha streets. watch out for the deluge! :)
Peace!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 05:35 PM
Himalayan woman in heat, I mean
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 05:35 PM
Nope, you got that wrong, Sitara is actually a woman in heat. That's why she flirts so much.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 05:45 PM
bhedo, is it? Or is that how it looks to a bleating horde, running around a knoll, not getting any? :)
Peace!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 06:00 PM
Some males due to their highly developed olfactory system can actually smell women in heat. Yeah, even over the internet. I happen to be one of those special people. Sitara has been in heat for months. As for slipknot, he doesn't smell like "typical" males, which tells me that his testicles have run out of gas. I am seldom wrong, btw.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 06:16 PM
He he bhedo: because I do not smell like a "typical" male? the next time you sniff my groin, please warn me so that I can run away.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 06:21 PM
I don't need to have a close encounter with you, boy. I can smell you from here. Or do you really want me to come there and sniff your shriveled balls? LOL. You know you really want me to, but I can't accept your offers.
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:22 PM
Bhedo = smelly, filthy, wooly ugulate. Often beset by tics that cause it fever and the neurons in its tiny brain to misfire. Chomps on grass, scared of shadows, not terribly suitable as cuisine (the pong, you know), bred to be shorn of its coat, its only raison d’etre.
Due inbreeding, very little genetic diversity, leading to aforementioned sub par brain. Prone to charge others, even rocks, mistaking them for other challengers. Constant battering of its cranium leads to malfunctioning olfactory senses, sight and general all round malaise.
It carcass is ground up as pet food, mostly for pigs. Often beset with foot-in-mouth and brain degenerative diseases. Cross-eyed and foul to gaze upon. Evolutionary mistake.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:22 PM
bhedo, i appreciate you for staying true to your name!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:32 PM
You don't know jack schitt about inbreeding. Inbreeding, in the long-run isn't bad. Highly intelligent ethnic groups like Parsees and Ashkenazi Jews are all inbreds. And in some inbred Sri Lankan population, genetic load is virtually zero. What do you really know?
Looks like my brain hasn't been damaged yet.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:48 PM
Bhedo, what brain?
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:50 PM
The one you don't have.
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 08:58 PM
Exactly. I am a human, not a bhedo.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:04 PM
So then, you concede you don't have a brain. Any other secrets you wanna share?
Two people trying to tagteam me, yet I manage to blast em both. Boy, what a joke!
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:15 PM
Foul smelling, foul tempered creature. Thrives on fecal matter and incest. Often shot for sport. Not often enough, some think
Four hooves, mostly in filth, leading to muckraking that passes for communications. Limited in abilities, posesses ability to destroy gardens and plants.
Generates hideous cross between a strangle and a scream. Often meets grisly end that causes such to emanate from its snout. Heard to reverbrate on sajhapur this day too.
Adorns the hood of trucks, brutish gas guzzler, enviromentally unsound. Designers affected by same malaise : incurable stupidity.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:16 PM
Alright, I win first round. We'll continue round 2 tomorrow. Bring in more henchmen. I'll handle you all.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 02-Nov-02 09:33 PM
Two guys that Sitara flirts with trying to act all valiant in order to woo her! Let's see who Sitara's gonna choose. Slipknot or Czar??? Or will the story have an interesting twist? Is it gonna be Bhedo?? Or will it be someone else? Tune in tomorrow for the continuation of this action-packed story!
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| Tropical |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:24 AM
Let me begin the second episode-
Now Sitara is gonna say that she is only satisfied by intellectual kool!
:-)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:45 AM
Bingo!!!!!!! Tropical ji
Bhedo ji
And a good morning to you too! I am flattered by your bhedo-eque attention! Really!!
If I were a Neanderthal Woman.. I'd Surely go for you!!!
All that BRAWN...and...BLEAT!
BUT, Since, You TARZAN and me NOJANE....I'd have to swing by your profoundly penetratring probosis!!!
But do carry on Following the SCENT of A WOMAN!!!
The new scientific term by the way is Pheromone!!! The absolute enigma of the permeating female species! And you are not the only one in search of such enlightenment!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:49 AM
eka desh ma,
gurung jyu le saajhapur ma mari mari, euta thread kholi bakshiyecha. Taaki uha ko euta syano tino nepali album lai ali ali promote garna sakincha ki bhanera. 3 wota daaka thread ma chirechan. tyo thread lai aafno kabzaa ma liyechan. tyahan tara haru ko guff bhayecha.
I haven't seen any thread like this. The thread opens with the request to visit some website, and 18 thread after that has nothing to do with the original message.
hehe
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:51 AM
And Bhedo ji,
As for me, I follow the scent of the intellectual male.....
Forgive me, if I may not have been able to catch the drift of your brilliance!!!
Oh how remiss of me!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:02 AM
Sitara Jyu, Tare Mam!!
After browsing this thread, I am sure that some guys are going "deewana" over you. Before these "aawara's" become "paagal", you gotta do something. You gotta find a mental hospital -- so that these shah rukh khan from Darr stops calling you "sssssss sitara"....
anyway, what am i doing here, if this thread is meant for sitarajyu-ghaayal??
bhag, kalanki, bhag, before you go "aawara"
Run, kalanki, run
Run , k al an kiiiiiiiii, R uuuu nnnnnnn.... (slow motion)
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:08 AM
Sitara!
You go girl!!!!!
The woman's Brains for the Bhedo's Bleats!!!!
K-ji,
Interesting observation! :) you had me laughing!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:14 AM
And Bhedoji,
Who, pray tell me, designated you as Judge of this your own game????
Your remarks:
Two people trying to tagteam me, yet I manage to blast em both. Boy, what a joke!
Alright, I win first round.
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You bring pink to the cheeks of 22 (as you claimed in another thread) yr olds ! :) Quite a painter you are, I must say!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:29 AM
Sitaraji, aside from the fact that you are a 25 barsha ki post-menopausal budhi and I'm a 22 year old ko budho, even if I wanted to elope with you, it would be in vain. After all, the best way to keep an animal in heat in check is to confine it, or neuter it. And alpha males have no problem finding mates. Women who say they go for intellectual men are actually the ones who would be fawning all over the aforementioned type. But oh well, this shouldn't apply to you.
Post-menopausal women and pheromones associated in any way would be an oxymoron.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:30 AM
Oh then simplegal has been following me around. Good to know my scent is so powerful.
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:49 AM
Bhedoji,
Aba hajur jasto "rare" specimen ko lofty gyan-gun ka kura, what with all the alphas, betas, gammas (baap re baap!! sundai darr lagne bhaii !!) ma jasto simple gal le bujhna lai ta hajur ko mahan hasti lai follow garnai paryo bhanya. Ke garne?
Kati dhanya chhu ma aja....oh mighty bhedoji!! Koti koti dhanyabaad chha hajurlai mero!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:58 AM
"sundai darr lagne bhaii "
bhaii re? Kasto chito bhaii banai sakeko. Mero bichar ta arkai thiyo, tara thikai cha. Bhai tika yo mangalbar ho kyara.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 06:30 PM
Kalankisthan ji
Rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn Forest, rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!
Bhanya jasto cha ni!!! I see you have not run very far.... :)
I heard you madal bajauoondai, singing this song:
Mummy ko matrai ke kura, Dad lai ni pattyaula
Wari pari tori baari deushi re!!
Timlai lina kassam khanchu, highway baata aaula
Naline ta kurai chaina, liye pachi matrai jaaula
wari pari sisnu ghari deushi re!! >
hmmmmmmmmm.... pheromones in action! ;)
Slip and czar thanks.....always the courteous gentlemen!
Sgal...from one female to another: I swear,tis the intoxicating blend of French perfumes: Poison, Obssession and Opium!!!!!!! ;)
Bhedo ji..
Now that you know, welcome to the adult world of THE SCENT OF A WOMAN!
I hope that you enjoyed the exercise as much as I did! :)
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 06:43 PM
Pheromones in action.. hahahahah.... lau ta!!
Ani malai dumb bhanthanya ho ki ke ho? hamalai ni tha cha ni i have not run very far bhanera -- slow motion ma run diyo pachi very far kasari pugcha ni?? ohoo.. naani le ta malai laata bhanthaani chin ni oooooo!!! Hamro ni kidney cha, sochna lai... ke bhanthanya.
jatti bhage ni GBNC bata bhagnai sakya hoina!!
kyarne kyarne!!
Deep, jira, dumba, pooji, oys kata marechan aaja?
"Jackass" movie herna gayechan ki ke ho???
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:40 PM
Ah, French perfumes in order to reconcile for lack of natural scent. No other way to ward off the intoxicating combination apart from giving off my own skunk-like odor. Let's see who's gonna be running off to her mommy!
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 09:55 PM
Bhedo Ji,
Que perfume frances usted desea conseguir libro de su smelly orden? ..LOL:p
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