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| diwas k |
Posted
on 03-Nov-02 08:07 PM
this appeared in my email... and not my original .... _diwas
Enjoy.. for whatever it is worth......
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Last month, a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.
The only question asked was, " Would you please give your most honest opinion about a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure...Because..
In Africa they did not know what "food" meant.
In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.
In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant.
In South America they did not know what "please" meant.
In Asia they did not know what "honest" meant.
And in the USA they did not know what "the rest of world " meant
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| dirk |
Posted
on 04-Nov-02 07:59 AM
It's more like Monday Joek...but what the heck!
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
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| jira |
Posted
on 04-Nov-02 08:18 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahaha
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 04-Nov-02 08:25 AM
Diwassss Jiiiiiiiii
I am laughing out loud right now!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
hahaha!!! As Dirk said, it's supposed to be Monday morning joke!!!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 04-Nov-02 09:14 AM
"As Dirk said, it's supposed to be Monday morning joke!!! "
Agree with Dirk 100%, it is supposed to be Monday morning joke... hahaha*
Ok here is one..
Customer ordered a bottle of wine for him and his GF at a restaurant.
Waitor: Do you like Red wine or white wine.
CUstomer: Doesn't matter. I am blind.
Another one.
A man got robbed one night , while walking on a DC suburb, of his watch.
Crime Victim: Please don't take that watch. It has a great sentimental value.
Robber: Don't worry. I am very sentimental too!
*( Hasna ta dherai hass uthyo, kukhura hoina, hass nai ho, tara lekhne belama chai tinchoti matrai -hahaha- nabhaye ta SAN daile hancha ghumayer laat naramro sanga, ho ki hanera ghumne ho thaha chaina, tara warning ta aaisakyo re kya ajjha lastma...:).
later..
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 04-Nov-02 09:18 AM
DUMBO JI...
Hahahaha...Oooops...4 tali bhayecha...Sorry:)
First one was very funny...
Doesn't matter. I am blind.
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