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Posted
on 21-May-01 05:56 PM
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Women are so complex
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...
WOMEN!
Boys think
If you're nice to him, he says you're in love with him
If you aren't, he says you're proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you're trying to lure him
If you don't, he says you're from kampung.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn
If you keep quiet, he says that you have no brains
If you are smarter than him, he'll lose you
If he's smarter than you, he is great.
If you don't love him, he tries to make a pass at you
If you are in love with him, he will try to leave you
If you don't let him kiss you, he says you don't love him
If you let him kiss you, he says you're cheap.
If you tell him your problems, he says that you're troublesome
If you don't, he says you don't trust him
If you scold him, you're a nanny to him
If he scolds you, it's because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted
If he breaks his, he was forced to
If you smoke, you're a bad girl
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.
If you do well in your exam, he says it's luck
If he does, well, he's all brains
If you hurt him, you're cruel
If he hurts you, you're sensitive.
Boys!! how on earth.. can we girls trust you??
You're so unreasonable, unreliable, unrealistic and unbelievable!!
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