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| Deep |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 11:49 AM
…Bancharo takchhe ghudo
There were all kinds of girls in our tole. From those commenting on whose beauty once Chandre said, "why do these tato n chhara (TNCs) girls pose for photos? Insult to the camera and beauty at large" to those who were undisputed "khatara chwanks (KCs)". Suresh was focusing on Muna, whose standing was somewhere in between khatara chwanks (KCs) and tato n chhara kts(TNCs).
He, Suresh, once said in a resigning tone, 'ti chwakharu maile patyauna sakne haina" but charged himself back to excitement and said, "tara Muna pani ke kam chhe ra?"
KCs were always swamped with flies of different colors, shapes, and sizes. Boys tried their best to bring their dreams of having those KCs in their arms to realities. There was a great amount of unannounced competition among dudes for KCs. They would say, "la la tyo teri bhai" to each other but never meant what they said. What they actually meant to say was, "aba hera ma kasari udaidinchhu tyo so called "teri" lai."
Suresh also used to encourage his friends to go for those KCs. He wanted to have as less contestants as possible for his Muna. He was gradually succeeding. He would smile inside everytime someone downplayed Muna's beauty and personality as a whole. KC bhaktas would waste no time in exaggerating any move, which they thought were directed at them by KCs. If a KC waved her cousin standing 200 feet away from a wandering darshanavilashi bhakta, the ecstatic bhakta would circle around to spread the news, 'aaja KC le hat hallara malai bolaira bhanya pura muskan diyera". He then would fabricate his false news with anything he deemed reasonable.
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A New Jwai (NJ) was going thru a tension. His wife was gone to her maita for a courtesy visit and he was to goto his sasurali to bring her back. He was a deadly gafadi. He was well aware of this indispensable gafadi characteristic of his. He thought, "sasurali ma gayera bawal gaf diyiyo bhane ta bore hunchha ni". So, he approached a good friend of his who was also quite aware of NJ's gafadi aadat. "Yaar, Naranath, ma sanga sasurali hinna". Naranath first hesitated but accepted later when NJ mentioned about his couple of unmarried salis. Naranath was supposed to work as a "sachetak" to NJ. NJ said, "Anytime, I go out of the way, you cough. Then, I will retreat immediately." "Maile hawadari gaf hanna lage bhane khoki halnu hai", NJ repeated.
On their way to NJ's Sasurali, there was this thin jungle. They were walking talking about all kinds of stuff. Nare was more interested in Saalis than anything but NJ was spending more time in talking about his fun days (no! not nights) with his wife. "sharlyakka" a noise came. "Uh, bagh", NJ spoke. "Chheparo hola tyo ke ko bagh hunchha!" Naranath responded. "This is exactly what I am talking about, Nare. See, how I just goofed off. You better watch me well" NJ cautioned Naranath. "Mero ta yo rogai ho yaar Nare gaf hanni…ke garne hola", NJ vented his frustration out.
They reached NJ's sasurali. Bhalakusariko kram ma, father-in-law asked, "ani bata ma kehi taklif ta bhayena..jwai harulai". Nare got excited inside, "jwaiharulai huh….". Falaicha ma rakhya galaicha mathi basdai, NJ spoke, "khasai taklif ta kehi bahyena, tara tya jungle ma sorha hate bagh aayera…" Nare caughed, NJ couldn't complete the sentence. He, NJ, realized he went off the track so he retreated a bit, "sorha hate bhanya yastai chaudha hat jati thiyo hola.." Nare coughed again. JN again lowered the measurement, " Nabhayeni das barha hat ta thiyo". Nare again coughed. Now, the NJ got intimidated by Nare's cough. He gave his final measurement, "Chha hat ta pakkai thyo". When Nare caughed again, irritated NJ spoke attacking his coughing friend, "tya batama "sharlyakka" garya haina, Jhyakne?"
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Well, in the absence of coughing Nare, bhaktas could say anything to fabricate their mostly fake encounters with KCs.
Suresh was zooming in Muna close and closer. Muna had another friend called Uma. Uma was going out with Bhadre so she was not pursued (not at all) by dudes. Bhadre was of a ladaku nature. People wanted to have a good or at least neutral working relation with him. Once, Chakre tried to mess with Uma and next thing he knew was tauko ma chha taka and nidhar ma dui. Bhadre was dangerous.
How to out matters on motion with Muna? Suresh kept thinking. He got an idea. One evening Suresh approached Uma and handing over his new "auto" to her, he said, "yo bhardeuna hai…ani timro sathilai ni de hunchha". He wanted to inaugurate his auto from his and only his Muna. Suresh was quite hopeful that Muna would drop a few words in his auto. Next day, he asked Muna about his auto. She said, "kina aatteko…then she winked at him". Suresh thought Muna has yet to write something in his auto. Kina hola? He was a bit worried. After a week, Uma called Suresh from her window waving his auto and asked him to come to her to collect his auto. Suresh in his excitement came down in no time. He thought what Muna might have written. The whole auto had only one entry.
"Mero Suresh,
I was always for you, and still am. I can't think of my future without you. I will do anything for you……..the whole page was filled with highly provocative thoughts. Suresh was not sure whether he is hallucinating. Behosnai huna lai sakya thyo. The final line read "Ma timima afulai samarpit garna parkhiraheki chhu. And was signed by Uma.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 01:27 PM
amboooo........bhadre is coming!! bhadreee khukuri ka saath!
deep dai, talking bout KC's in handigaon..recently a friend wrote to me who visited Nepal during his break "hey oys, ek dui barsa ko laagi baira gaako ta, gaun ka taruni haroo ta sabbai suikucha tokhechan(meaning bihe garechan)...aaba baanki rahyo, uhile ka challa haroo, sab ko afnai bf/gf.....aaba hamara kya hoga?"
Another superb story...keep 'em coming!
oys
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 03:00 PM
Kyaaa brake maara!! Bho ta!!
Deep jyu, hazur kata hununcha? Hazur ko tyo khutta samatera, dui rupiya bheti raakhera, dhoknu parne bela bho aba ta. kya "hallllaaaidiyaaa". Tyo hindi zeeTV ko serial jasto rokera jhan barbaad.
"hallaaayo haalllllaaayo deeep Jyu le sacha ko talu dekhi paitaala samma hallayo.
Tyo bich ma NJ ko guff sunera jhandai behosh bha ko!! hasda hasda.. hahahaha... Last hasaayo. Ani tyo Bhadre le chakre ko tamasha garya pani laast haasuthera...
Aba baki bhaag kahile ta?
zee tv ko jastai arko hapta nabhani bakshiyos hai!!!
Oys jyu, tyo chwank jati ki bachcha ki budhi bhanya, hamlai thick hune chwank nai chaina yaar achel. Ke garne hola?? Bihe garne umer bhayo, keti chaina re... Peer paryo yaar.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 03:01 PM
"hallaaayo haalllllaaayo deeep Jyu le *sajha ko talu dekhi paitaala samma hallayo"
Wai wai lagya jasto cha, typo bhai raa
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:58 PM
Auto was signed by Uma not Muna rey ....kya ajha lastama!
Bhadre le bhutyo ta uso bhe suresh guru lai...
Dhumba ra Jira ji,
Katai yo ghatana Sifal tira kai ta haina?
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| jira |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:22 PM
Sparsha ji! khai mailey ni Suresh ko ek buck khako thiye jamana Muna takda. Je hose *** * bina nai Deep dai lay khayo la sajha lai yuaspala chai.
La hai Deep dai dwara sajha lai hallaiyo. Pasive voice ray kya ajha jhan last ma :-)
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:44 PM
Wah Wah Deep Dai ....... yesari Story bhannu bhayo ..... euta psychedelic awatah batah arko mah puge.
Ani Deep Dai, me still wondering if NJ ko salee haru ajhai single chhan key double bhayee sake handigaon kah kt haru jastai?
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:45 PM
awatah= awash-tah
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 05:09 AM
katha ramro cha la ..DEEP dai..keyai din tapai haraunda pani time katna garha bhanya..
BTW, 'DAI' bhanya chahi I MEAN it ..re kya ajha lastma..
Sparsha!! ..hamro Sifal tira tyesto ta auto lekhaune maiya katti katti ..Hamilai lakhetera auto bharde bhanna aauthe..Bhagabhaga hamro ta...bihana 6:30 dekhi 9:30 samma, ani beluka 4:00 dekhi 5:00 baje samma..kasko matrai auto bharne..
Kutubahale Punam le malai bihanai 9 baje Mahendra bhavan school samma lakheteki cha...auto sign garde bhanera.. re kya ajha lastma
ani sparsha pani greater chabel tira kai ho ....
bha kura garna pani keko laz...re kya ajha jhan lastama
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| Deep |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 08:35 AM
khai ke ke...
Oys,
"hey oys, ek dui barsa ko laagi baira gaako ta, gaun ka taruni haroo ta sabbai suikucha tokhechan(meaning bihe garechan)...aaba baanki rahyo, uhile ka challa haroo, sab ko afnai bf/gf.....aaba hamara kya hoga?"
Aba hamara to jo bhi hoga dekha jayega lekin oon logounka kya hoga jo TNCs ko KCs samajhke le gaye the?
Hadigau ma taruni sakiye maligaun chhaina ra? ani gyaneswor, chabel, ani uta maharajgunj pani natra ke kam ko lagi ta?
[..feri aauchhu hai sathi ho..ahile nagai bhe na ke ek chhin uta tira...]
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| deep |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 12:12 PM
Kalanki, jiradai, dhumbadai satru tatha mitraharu,
dhaynabad hai !
Sambho!
Safal timro .....kya bawal ni uta!
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