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   REACTION TO : BAHUN LE DESH KHATTAM PARY 06-Nov-02 NOTHINGIAM
     tapare bahun bhaneko tapai nai ho? 06-Nov-02 batauli
       Bahun ta bahun, kun chai bahun BAAJE? 06-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
         Aiyaa baba, yo Kalanki mora le pani pet 06-Nov-02 chipledhunga
           I don't think the statement above is wri 06-Nov-02 bideshi
             NOTHINGIAM, Jaat le kehi pani didaina 06-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
               kunchai statement bhanya bideshi jyu? 06-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                 "Yugoslavia ma gayera soon wosharna Army 06-Nov-02 jira
                   BIDESHILe bhneko tyo ta sabaibhanda math 06-Nov-02 DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS)


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NOTHINGIAM Posted on 06-Nov-02 12:09 PM

REACTION TO : BAHUN LE DESH KHATTAM PARYO.....

MA PANI BAHUN HOON. TARA MERO SWABHAV KO AALOCHANA GARNE TAPAI KO HO?
MERO JATAI LE DIYEKO - POOJA PATH GARNE RA MAAGI KHAANE.
HAMRO PURKHA LE DIYEKO HAMRO ADHIKAAR HO. HAMI SABAI BHANDA CHOKHO JAAT. SABAI BHANDA UPPER LEVEL KO HAUN. ARU LE CHHOYEKO ASUDDHA HOON CHHA. TAPAI KO HAMRO AALO CHANA GARNE BANDAAR(MONKEY??)
HAAMI ALI KATI LOBHI JAAT KA CHHAUN. TYO TA BHAGWAN LE NAI BANAYEKO.
TUN KO HO ALO CHANA GARNE?? HAMRO BLOOD MA NAI LOBHI PANA CHHA RA TYO BHAGWAN LE DIYEKO BHAYE PACHHI KASKO DOSH?
DESH TA KE SANSAAR LAI KHATTAM PARNE SHAKTI CHHA, BUJHEES?
AAJA KO COMPETITION AGE MA HAAMI CHALAAK HUNU NATURAL HO. HAMI HAMRO AAMA KO PET DEKHI CHALAAK CHHAUN. TYASAILE TA, NEPAL MA CONGRESS AAYE PANI HAMRO RAAJ, COMMUNIST AAYE PANI HAAMRO RAAJ, MAOBADI NETA PANI HAMI NAI HAUN. JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU FOOL!
EK SOOJHA BAAHUN KO BACHCHO.
batauli Posted on 06-Nov-02 12:32 PM

tapare bahun bhaneko tapai nai ho?


ba ta ta ta uli
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 06-Nov-02 01:49 PM

Bahun ta bahun, kun chai bahun BAAJE?

batuli (ahaaa... katti meetho naam ni) jyu le bhannu bha jasto tapari baaje ho ki?

If you are not Tapari bahun, then most probably you fall in one of these catagories.

1. Steak baaje- Gai ko masu dekhnai nahune. Break fast BK ma gai ko masu halya sandwich, lunch McDonald ma Double whopper with cheese, Dinner ke-jaati steak house ma midium Rare T-bone steak haanne baaje lai Ke baaje bhanai bho? Mero hazuramaa ko puja kotha chuna aayo bhane, meri hazur aamai le kucho le haanera lakhetchin.

2. Momo baje - Bhatbhatini momo center ko khamba ma lukera, momo ko goti ganne, paaye singai thulo khashi chapaune baaje lai ni ke baaje bhanai bho? "afnai swasti shanti ko thegan chaina, hamro ke thegan lagaulan tyasta baaje le?"

3. Ghaate bahun baje - ho ki? Tyo aryaghat ma, moro marya manche ko naadi chamera, "uha ta silitimbur khaanu bho, gyaaarenti" bhanne bahun ke ko bahun? Tyasta bahun lai ta hamri bajai le angan ma ni chiraunnan.

4. Tunche paani baaje ho ki? - Time time ma "bijuli paani" le body re-charge garai rahana parne baaje ho ki? Tyasta baaje bata hamro "PITRI" puja garda, tyo pitri ke khushi hunthe hola ra?

5. Gotame baaje- Ho ki? "taak pare tiwari, natra gotame" bhanya thaha chaina? Kosaile atto patto paayenan bhane tiwari baje banera, puretyai garidine. u pani ta baaje ho. Gotame bahun. Tara puretyai gardaina ni gotame le.

Aba Girija pani ta bahun nai ho kyara. Beji khayo bajiya le desh. Kishun ji ni ta baaje ho kyara -- uha chai tunche paani baaje parnu bho. Manisha ni ta Bajai nai ho kyaare, Kata ko dhupaure haawa laagera mushalmaan sanga pani ta suti bhyaunu bho kyare...!!, BamDev jyu pani ta "gautam baaje" ho kyara. Desh lai ghumayera pacharna uha ko pani ta thulo haat cha ni. BabuRam bajiya pani ta Baje ho kyare. tyo pani honerable doctrate. Mari chodyo kyara bajiya ko naali beli le!! Bahun bhanera chamkinu pardaina, bahun hunu pani paryo. Laptan ko choro le ma pani laptan bhanera yetra laptan huncha? Test pani ta pass garnu paryo, laptan huna lai.

Aba, sudhdha baaje, macha maashu nakhane, puja paath garne, Arka chori beti lai karke nazar le naherne, chokho, culture chyapera basya puret baaje ho bhane, uha lai mero sastanga pranaam.

aru bhanya yestai ho!!
chipledhunga Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:07 PM

Aiyaa baba, yo Kalanki mora le pani pet michi michi hasaayo. Kalanki,afu chahi kun category ma ho ni? Ki Bahun hoina? Ani sahuni ko chori sanga jaat milcha ki mildaina ni?
bideshi Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:20 PM

I don't think the statement above is written by Bahun!It's must be from someone other than bahun who hates bahun and wants to make fun of them.Ajhai pani hami nepali haru jatai ma aljhi raheka chhaun?Jun jat ko bhaye pani manchhe gatilo hunu paryo!But?We nepali will never realise this and simply blame and hate each other!WHat a shame1
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:35 PM

NOTHINGIAM,

Jaat le kehi pani didaina ke. SpiderMan fillum herya chaina ajhai?? "with great power comes great responsibility" bhanera bhancha ni tyo movie ma Spider man le, ho tyastai ho. Purkha le Bramhin jaat lai uchcha ohada diyepachi, ti bramhin ka santan harupani ta responsible hunu paryo ni, hoina ra? If you cant be responsible, then change yourself to lower caste, ki kaso?

Army le desh ma ladai paryo bhane "ma ta marna janna" bhanera pahincha ra? Army ma jaagir khayo pachi ladnu parcha, marnu parcha. Marna dar lagcha bhane, ke khana army ma jaane ? Yugoslavia ma gayera soon wosharna Army ma jagir khane?? tyastai ho bramhin pani, jaagir jastai. If you cannot be responsible, change your caste!! if bramhin becomes a businessman, change your caste to vaishya!!
bramhin, kshettri, vaishya, sudhra.
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:37 PM

kunchai statement bhanya bideshi jyu?

be specific.
there are 4 statements above your statement.
jira Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:49 PM

"Yugoslavia ma gayera soon wosharna Army ma jagir khane??"

..KURO ta lyayo keto lay
DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) Posted on 06-Nov-02 02:59 PM

BIDESHILe bhneko tyo ta sabaibhanda mathiko statement ho mero bicharma , Klanki le bhaneko statement lai point garya hoina...

Kura chahi thik garyo Kalankile ...tara aba tyesto suddha, khutta dhogda ni aafailai ananda aaune bahun ali ali matrai banki chan, tuki liyera khojnu parcha, aula bhachera ganna sakincha....

sabai bhanda thulo kura, Bahun bhayera kyai lachardaina, baru bigarcha..kasaile bhaun bhanyo bhane aba ta sahnka paida huncha " Ba hun ba hoinan" bhanne, kaslai thaha..haina ra..TRIKAL chahi EXCEPTIONAL ..re kya ajha lastma

sansar ma yeutai jaaat cha ra tyo jaat ho 'MANUSHYA JAAAT' jaslai MANAV JAAAT pani bhanincha, tyo bhanda bahek arko kunai jaat chaina , la ja!!

Hari oooommm tatsat..re kya ajaha lastma..