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| Poonte |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 12:42 PM
Meri piyari, dil ko maya, Dammar Kumari,
Shayad timlai yo patra padna aundaina hola—amriki dallar 1—Nepali rupya lag-bhag 75—sangai rakheko chhu. Tyo pari ko lekhandas Ashu Tiwari jyu lai estai 20-30 rupya diyera padi dinu bhannu. Banki paiso chahin ghar kharcha lai rakhnu.
Tyo palla gaon ko Koti devi ko kripa le aaramai chhu, ani timlai pani, ani chhora Chyante, chhori Bhunti lai pani aaramai hola bhani pararthana garda chhu.
Ma lahur bata pinsin pakayera ghara wapas ayera feri paradesh (Sajhapur) lageko aja jhandai chha mahina pugechha. Dashain ayo, gayo…tihar pani ayo, gayo…timro, Chyante ko, ra Bhunti ko samjhana bhane kahilai gayena. Kahile kahin ta manai huklukkai hune gari runa man lagchha, lekin paisa pani kamaunai paryo.
Tyo Dal Bahadur ko kaili chhori Mana Kumari poilo gako khabar sunera audhi khushi lagyo…hamri chhori pani kahile jane holi poila? Lahur tira kai taknu parchha hai…paisa kamaunchhan re—maile pani yahan Sajhapur ma aekdam sanga khoji raheko chhu.
Sajhapur ramailo chha…asti garmi mahina samma ta taruni haruko mushtha mushtha tighra herna payinthyo…aba jaado lagyo, testo herna payinna. Tara pir namannu, priye, Sajhapur ma bhayeka nakkarmauli haru Niharika ra Poonam le timro thau mero dil ma kahilai pani lina sakdaina. Jattikai tighra dekhaye pani, malai ta timi ra ma makai ghari bhitra harayera khel kheleko samjhana mattrai aunchha. Asti feri euti ko ta ‘thaangs’ harayo re…khoi ke ho tyo thaha bhayena…hami ta na launu tyo ‘thaangs’ na ke bhanera thaha paunu. Tara Sajhapur ka sara tanneri thita haru khojna lageka thiye…euta le ta Trikal guru ko trishul ma jhundeko dekheko re. Ho, yahan pani euta lovi, paisa lutne, ramro dakshina paye danga parera sab ramro bhanne, naramro dakshina paye, tapain lai dasha lageko chha bhanera jhar fuk garera sab khalti nai rittaune, baje hunu hunchha!
Euta dai hunu hunchha…maile lahur janda kheri border tira thuprai dekhthen waha jasta haru…kalo kalo, herda paltan ko jamdar jasto…Paramendra ho kyare wahan ko naam. Bichara, dai lai sabaile karaunda rahechhan…euta arko dai le ta jhan MADSYA bhanera ke bhandeko thiyo, waha le ta Geeta bhanda laamo kitaab lekhera gali garnu bhayo. Testai gali garne arko dai, aekdam pade lekheka…hunuhunchha…hamro gam ko lekhandas kai naam bhako, Ashu jee. Waha lai “oohi” bhandiyo bhane anga pratyanga sabai jagera aunchha re bhanera suneko chhu…tara ma ta agadi pareko chhaina—dar lagchha waha sanga—aek palta waha ko ghar ma kehi jagir payinchha ki bhanera gako, bhote kukur le tokna ayo—ma ta suinkucha thokera bhagen! Tetti man napareni, pade lekheka chhan…shaharia hun…shayad hamri Bhunti lai yesso teta tira bihe gardina paye hunthyo…tyo bhote kukur nabhaye ta sutukka gayera wahan ko chiya ma mohani haldinthen.
Ani feri aja bholi tihar ko ram-jham ma maile pani euta toli sanga geet gaune kam payeko thiyen—gaiyo, ramailo gariyo, tara Najar bhanne didi le bhane dakshina aekdam thorai dinu bho. Ghar ma Chyante lai haija lageko chha, bhunti ko bihe garnu chha bhanera binti gare pachhi ali kati thapi dinu bho.
Aba feri bihe ko ran jham pani shuru huna lageko jasto chha…geet-seet gaune, sanai fukne nabhaye, gargro bokne kaam ta paiyela ni bhanera asha gareko chhu. Herana, mai darling (yo shabda maile Sajhapur ayera sikeko—matlab ‘meri budi’ bhaneko ho kyare), yahan ta Paschim bhanne euta layak ko dulaha raichhan—dulahi chahin Sitara ra Dilasha dui jana parera aekdam fasad pari raheko chha. Hamro gam ma bhaye ta euti lai jethi, arki lai kanchhi banayera rakhinthyo…yahan bhane mildaina re teso garna. Kun chhanne ho Paschim jee le, ani kasle manne ho, herna banki nai chha, tara jo pare pani afulai ta jagir milae pugyo. Akhiri jo parae pani mera santaan janmaune hoinan kyare…uhi Paschim kai santaan janmaune hun!
Ani tyo palla ghare Bal Bahadur ko chhora thyo ni, shahar lagera uttaula bhayeka, maila-Ram naam gareka? Ho testai nakacharo arko yahan pani chha…Kalankisthan naam gareko, Pani ko tyanki kholchhu bhanchha, tara kahile sahuni ko chhori ko ghar ma, kahile tyahi uttauli haru ko ghar ma, ta kahile Sitara jyu ko ghar tira lageko mattrai dekhchhu. Ramailo chai chha tyo manchhe…hijo raati malai teen twak rakshi khuwayera mattayo, ani sadak mai chhodi diyechha…bihana uth-da kheri ta maile gam bata lyayeko hanuman kattu nai chhaina. Shayad tei uttaili ko ‘thaangs’ bhanera lagyo hola…ahile magna janchhu…disa-sisa kaam siddhe pachi.
Aru ta ke lekhum…Sajapur ramailai chha…koi karaunchhan, koi nach-chhan, koi gaunchhan, koi halla mattrai garchan…koi mastiraka, koi muntira ka, koi poorbeli ta koi paschimeli. Ali dherai kamaye pachhi chhutti milayera ghara aamla…ani sabai kahani sunamla. Tettinjel lai Chyante ra Bhunti lai mero pyar, timlai chai…hee hee…laajai lagchha bhanna pani…
Timro sadabhar maya rakhne,
Yor darling (timro buda),
Poonte.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 01:11 PM
hasayoooooooooooooooooo.....larof larof!
mane poonte dai...........tyo kalanki le bha bhayeeeeee
poonte dai le hallayoooooooo..sajha hallay oooooooo..bhanthyo hola....mora sauni kai ghar bahira bato dhuki racha! eheh.......k ho jethi ko maya lagcha ki kanchi ko poonte dai? maile sunya ta kanchi piyari hunchan re.......khoi afno mutu ko ghaito ma chai kaile gham lagne ho? kyarnu....anyways......yoga ko thakai nai metiyo.....hajur ko yo bijulipatra padera....lau lau.....pachi pheri padna aamla..ahile chai nidra devi is calling for me :)
oys
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| gbncorg |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 05:16 PM
poonte ko chithi Khola le Bagayo.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 05:48 PM
Poonte dai maa ma bahini ko namaskar cha. Tapai ko patra payera bhauju sarhai kushi hunu huncha.. munglang bata kahile aunu huncha dai? espali ta baadi lei dhat khet pani ramro bhayena, bisayera chamal kinna pani sakiyena, maobadi lei ayera bhayeka bhakaari ka jammai chamal makai liyera gaye.
Amai sadhai runchin, choro kahile aunla bhanera, bhatijo lai maobadi lei uthayera laijalan ki bhanne dar tras lei khana sutna man lagdaina, ke garne dai des lai khattam paare.. hatya ko bidyalaya pani banda bhayo, kyarne ra dai, gaaam ma achakaali dukkha cha, eti bhauju ra chora chori lai lahur laye ni hunthiyo.
jati lekheni tyastai ho dai.. jhattai ayeni hunthiyo...
dukhi bahini
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 06:00 PM
Haina yo Poonte ta gajjab ko rahecha baa! k bidi hasayeko ho bhanya!! I really enjoyed reading your letter Poonte. You definitely deserve the "Madan Puraskaar" for 2003. And btw, I am planning on writing a short "nepali" skit for a program next year. It's going to be about a small family in a small village. And I will definitely contact you for some help la poonte babu? nai nabhannu ni pheri natra......rey kya ajhai last ma! ;)
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:23 PM
Ufff....Poonteji le sarai hasayo baba!! Mero pimple ta hasda hasdai haraechha!! Chamatkar po prabhu!! ;)
Ma afno kothama tapain ko letter paddhai hasda mera housemates harule "La yo Simplegal baulai ki ke ho?" bhanera bahira mari mari haseko suney. Poonteji, tapainko letter le ta Ripple Effect of laughter po create garechha.
Ramro chha!
In peace.
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:36 PM
Haribamsa ra Madan Krishna futdaa "Poonte" niskyaa ta hoina :) :) ???
You made my day!
Aile ta sajhaa kaa regular visitor haru maathi dayaa po laagna thaalyo ta :) Kathai!!
Oohi Sojho,
MP
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| slipknot |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:53 PM
Poonte, malai pani meri chamkauli Fusri ko yaad ta aayo tara sahrai teeto yaad. Ma lahur gako ek barsha pachhi jumlyaha chhoro paichha, jhan paribar niyojan garayera chhadeko ta. Aba merai hun ti chhaunda haru bhannu pani kasari bhannu nau dash mahina bhaye po ali maan ma bharosha hunthyo, haina bhane ghar bari sabai tyaskai naam ma narakhi lahur janai diyina, ghar basna pani diyina. K garne, lau j sukai mor bhanera hindeko pani aaja jhandai dui saal bhayo. Yo sajhapur mai gharjam basaune bichar chha, ghaderi pani kinna naparne, ghar pani firi ma. Bhagban le yo thaun ma malai lyayera yati daya ta gari sakyo, aba euta srimati pani firi ma pathai dinchhan ki, Trikal baje ko ma haat herauna janu chha. Hawos ta, baru timro chhori bhunti kati barsha pugi huh? 18 naghya bhaye ta, satte satte, malai daijo kehi chahidaina. :)
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| najar |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:56 PM
Poonte le hasaayo--- la mane aba ta maile poonte lai pani. Aba ta nyc gaa bela ma khojerai autograph lina jaanchhu ma.
Aru ta sabai thhik thhiyo Poonte, ma chahin kahile dekhi timro didi bhaey? Sano babu Oys ko didi bhandai ma testo budhi kahan chhu ra :) Uta pheri timile chahin dulahi chhe, chhora chhori chha bhanchhau--ki 14/15 barsha mai bihe garyeu poontu?
Barbaad napara na poontu. Have you heard this term?--I am UNDER 30 (Paschim, 2002--several times).
Drawing upon that mahabani let me just add--- I am WELL UNDER 30
If that still makes me your didi, la thhikai chha bhai nai sahi :)
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 08:59 PM
Jhaljhalti mero mamaghar ko Poonte-damai ko yaad aayo!
Khai aru ke thapun ra? One word: Gajjab!!
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| jira |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:17 PM
"Tyo Dal Bahadur ko kaili chhori Mana Kumari poilo gako khabar sunera audhi khushi lagyo…hamri chhori pani kahile jane holi poila? ? "
Poonte ba! Mana kumari ko sanga gaicha ta? Janchin Janchin...timri chori ni chanddai janchin, yaha sajhapuri ma ek say ek chan teemra wanna be jwain haru..thuprai dekchu ma ta. Baru ma nai NJ huna tayaar chu ray kya ajha jhan last ma.....
La hai Hallayo hallayo poontey lay sajha hallyo.
Thanks to everybody hajur for all these trademarks :-)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:17 PM
Diyar Poonte raja hajoor,
tank U hai, U ta so ke arey nice bhanchan ni hajur. Me ta, angrezi sicking ke ani, tyo thamel ma chanhi, eoota hippy ley... Hare Rama and krisna yenglis ma sikaoonchu bhanera ma pani yeso sicking ni!
hajur ko tyo one dolar chanhi , u know inphlation bhanchan ni... tyasley garda, ma ta lipstip pani kinna napaying.but is ok hajoor raja, dat hippi ley malai no problem Dammar, I weel come tomorrow, beauty bettara bhanchan. so ma ta hajur phine phine phine!
Ani chahin dons worri tyo Niharika ans Poonams ko....eet is wokey...u no wee al yadult bhanchan ni.... Ma pani herishyos na raja ...so modeyn, yenglis sicking ani yenglis sata pani basing... but u ta unnerestanning ni hajur!!
ye, leetle poonte haroo chain bordimg ma rakhing ni hajur.... mero kya tyam nabhayera.... ma ta beesi beesi hajur....aba mero yenglees ley tyo local bhanchan ni chunaaoo, yelection bhanchan ni....hajoor ma ooth cho kya... yehi chanas ma danas re... yeso..ma pani ... meenistayar hunchoo ki?
lata aba me ta gaing....
yenglees kilass cha mero....
Hippy ji sanga..
woha ta mero guy ni hajur....
so I weel rite hajur.... tyo Paschim lai thaha nai chaina raicha.... tyo seeecret of aimai hajur....hehehe!
tyasto seeckret ta .... purwa ma basi apurwa!!!
la ta hajur....
Ta ta darleeng! arko choti chanhi puleez phive dolar (5) pathayi baksiyos hai? yeso nylan ko sari kinu bhaneko!
Namshkar also to poonam ra niharika....
Dammar
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
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| batauli |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:29 PM
Paschim jyu..
Tapaile poonte damai ko kura garda euta ali bachha kaal ko geet yaad aayo...
"Pokhara ko Poonte damai toonte samai runchha
Kina rois bhani sodhda swasni paina bhanchha... "
Poonte ko lekh padhe pachhi feri arko baktabya nikalchhu hai...
batuli hoina
batauli
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 09:55 PM
Sajha ma, Poo jyu bashera Khamba hallaudai cha, and I didn't even know about it? Tyo bhayo ta kasari bhayo? hazur iha hilaudai huncha.. aur mereko "aataa pataa" chaina? namumkin, ashambhaav!!
u tya para, arko jharpaat thread ma hwangryang hwangryang hallya sunyo pachi, ke raicha bhanera, essso check garya ta, bajiya oys aaudai rahicha. Maile, "yo paangre oys le kashari hallauna jaanecha" bhanera checking-booking garya ta -- tyo bajiya bhag-bhake le khali "pppp pooo, pppp pooo, garcha".
Mor bhanera ek jhaapad kaan ko 2 inch muni haanera, further checking garya ta Poo dai le po yo thread hallaudai rahicha.... Myaan, you le hallayo, pashupati naath ko bahan ko kasaam, poo dai le hallayo!!
Aaja hallayeni, hijo chai hallya tho hai poo dai. 2 carlsberg mai fit fit ni. 3rd bottle carlsberg ke parya tho, poo dai le chatta "kahi nabhako jatra haadigauma " bhanya jasto, kahi nabhako pyant ko zipper kholey. Malai chadyo tension. Maile ni ye dai, kerna la pyant fukalera bhande. Ani suru bho poo dai ko ramayan.
"Talai tha cha yo ke ho??" kattu tira dekhaudai
"hanuman kattu?" maile ni thok-de!
poo dai rankiye;
"dhat mora, yeslai thong bhanchan ke thong"
ek jhatka ma tyo thong poo dai ko haat ma, poo dai nange jhar!!
ani tyo thong lai "shri krishna bhagwan le" chakra ghumajhai ghumaudai, sappai lai dekhaudai, "tha cha yo kasko thong???"
i said?? "ummmm hanuman ko??"
poo said, dhat paaji, yo niharika ko ho ni.
maile ni nathapa jasto garera "ye ho ra bhande", poo dai went to bed
Aja, letter lekhcha, ani tyo thong maile lagyo hola bhancha.. kya ho buda, ajhai niskya chaina bijuli paani ko ashar? "maile last time tyo thong hazur le tauko ma lagaa dekhya thye, tyo tauko check garnus ta, ajjhai tyahi hola".
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| Junkie |
Posted
on 06-Nov-02 10:45 PM
haha ...... Jai Hosh Poonte Sarkar ko ..........pheri bhanchhu .....
Jas ween I thot I was out, they p-u-l-l me back in!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 11:46 AM
Meri piyari bahini,
Nanni, munni, bholi, bhali, pyaaaari bachi! (Ma India ma lahure chhanda sikeko--hamra major saab le afni saani chhori lai testai bhannu hunthyo)
Timro khat payera harsha le gad gad bhai mero yo 2-footae khutta haru bhuin ma rahenan. Tara ghar ra gaam ko khabar sunera feri runa man lagyo.
Bahini, tee lutera Maobadi jhyakni haru lai aek aek garera khukuri le chhinauna parne. Pahile ta thikai ho jasto lagthyo,tara aba ta hamlai nai lutna aye pachhi kyarnu ga(n)the? Mero euta paltan ko numbari dost ko chhora pani bharti hunchhu bhanera gako re. Hamro paalaa(n) ta bharti huna dakshin lagthem, rail gadi chadna. Ahile ka keta haru ta paschim lagchhan re--Rukum/Rolpa tira, ho? Kyarnu, bahini, aama lai pani sancho chhaina jasto chha...Dammar piyari, Chyante ra Bhunti lai pani Sajhapur jhikaam bhaneko, tara kagaj patra milauna gahro chha re. Heram, mero naya sathi--tyo asti mero hanuman kattu chorni--le chineko chha re mastira ka manchhe haru lai. Tara thuprai paisa lagchha re...balla balla paltan gayera das hajaar samma ganna sikeko, tyo bhanda pani jyadai lagchha bhanchhan...katti ho katti, ma kya janam? Yo dui bis ra saat ko marni umer ma kattiko tanta aai lagya holan?
Aee, sanchi! Timri bhauju ko khabar ke chha? Kata chhe? Ke gardai chhe? Asti euta chithi pako thiyen...Dammar Kumari le lekheko bhanchha, tara malai shanka lai rako chha, bahini. Tesle 3 kilaas mathi ta padeko chhaina...ko euta gora ko pachhi lagera Nepal Khalda(n) pugeko, ani ali ali gora bhasha pani sikeko bhanchhe. Chyante ra Bhunti lai boarding iskool rakheko chhu bhanchhe...kata bata ayo tetro paiso? Ki maile aunu aghi Koti devi lai bhakkal garera ropeko rukh bata umrana thalyo paiso? Harae devi mai! Sanchikai mero bhakkal pura bhayeko bhaye jhattai khabar gara--ma pani yo birano thau ma ke allari rahanu...baru gaam nai aayera...tettika paisa bhayeta...maili ra kanchhi pani rakhera basthen. Budeshkaal lage pani, uu pari gaam ko Tek Bahadur ko chhori haru malai dinchhu bhaneka thiye tyo Teke le--aru koi lahure payenan re. Kyarnu bahini, haami gamle haru ko takdir yestai raichha...chhora bhaye lahur jane, chhori bhaye lahure lai bihe garne!
Tara, bahini, tei Koti mai ko kassam...bachha ma aama ko dudh piyeko kassam...maile jhuto boleko bhaye, malai Kali Gandaki le bagayeko kassam...sanchikai gora sanga lageko raichhe bhane kodi layera mareeeeeeeeeee jawos tyo nakachari Dammari. Ani tyo gora lai pani kushtha rog lagera tesko je dekhera Dammari pachhi lageko ho tei jhareeeeeee jawos! Thoo!!!
Aru ta ke lekham ra bahini...dai ko maya chhandai chha...amalai sodheko chha bhandeu. Hurke, badeko afno gaam ko yaadaima dubchha jindagi. Chithi lekhna pani gahro chha, bahini...lekhna basyo, thuprai kura niskinchha, ani sabai lekhyo bhane chithi jyada bhari hunchha re--chithi bokne parewa udna sakdaina re tyo bhari chithi bokera. Tesaile baru, chhutti ma ghara aaunda nai sab bhalakhusari garamla...timlai bhani euta kilip kindkeko chhu. La, bahini...feri jyada bhari bhayera tyo parewa khasera marae bhane na ta timle yo chithi paunchhou, ani feri yeta hulaaki sahu le malai tyo parewa ko jyan ko paisa pani tiraulan.
Ramro khyal rakhe...
Dukhi dai,
Poonte
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 11:50 AM
Thank you all for your appreciations! May I also humbly thank my inspirators: M.P. and Dilasha! :)
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| jira |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 12:08 PM
" Ani tyo gora lai pani kushtha rog lagera tesko je dekhera Dammari pachhi lageko ho tei jhareeeeeee jawos! Thoo!!! "
Poonte ba! lekchawu ke lekchawu timley chai, khayow, khayow..sajha khayowu...
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Nov-02 11:32 PM
nilyo nilyo....sajhapur dai le...lau.....
marna lage adhi raat ma hasera.......hijo ko changa chet bhako nai birsayo :)
aaba chai mandali hanna janai parla....Ny teera ;)
oys
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| DWI |
Posted
on 08-Nov-02 02:02 PM
Nice work, Poonte jee. Original and funny.
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