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| NP |
Posted
on 09-Nov-02 11:58 PM
Sajhapur Telegraph
Sunday 10, 2002
Note: this is just a hilarious/humor forum. Please don’t take any offense.
Anshu Begins strike to protest ethnic rights and abuses in Sajhapur
Sajhapur Nov 10- Against strenuous objections from his fans, Oohi Anshu began a hunger strike Saturday to protest ethnic rights and abuses in Sajhapur, vowing to subsist solely on water and vitamin supplements until "the twin clouds of racism and oppression are lifted from the land."
"I can no longer stand idly by while all these ‘senseless’ attacks have been made to my formidable foe Parmendra Bhagat"," said Ooohi Anshu, a longtime admirer of former Interim PM. "This hunger strike will send a strong message to the Sajhabasi and the harassers who have unnoticeably suppressed half-Indian-half-Nepali’s freedom and subjugation.”
For the past ten years, Mr Parmendra has been outrageously struggling for ethnic rights and the Indian Nepali Sadvabana party, who are seeking to overthrow the oft-oppressive regime. Thousands of innocent Terrians have lost their lives in the crossfire.
After years of ethnic-rights abuses by both the government and other parties, Mr Oohi Anshu felt it was necessary to take action.
Though he is a longtime member of SEHRO (Sinking Ethnic Human Rights Organization of Nepal), Oohi Anshu insisted that his protest is not affiliated with any organization. Rather, he said, he is acting as "one man with a conscience”. Then, he added “I will be keeping the people of Sajhapur in my heart and mind. I will try not to let the hunger strike affect my duties as watch dog of Sajhapur, but to avoid the strike would be an affront to those who supported me," Oohi Anshu continued.
This is not the first time Mr Anshu has taken action on behalf of ethnicity. In 1999, Anshu started GBNC dot COM! Threads to help disseminate information and news updates on the country's struggle. In July 2002, Anshu took time off from his intellectual campaigns to organize a candlelight vigil in front of the GBNC Monument to draw attention to the suffering of the Sajhapur.
He began fainting regularly, but still he refused food, saying that his cause was too important. It wasn't until he developed an extreme case of malnutrition that we finally dragged him to a hospital to feed him intravenously. He was furious, but we felt we had to do it. Lord only knows what would have happened if we hadn't intervened.
God bless Anshu!!!
NP
Sajhapur Telegraph
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| ashu |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 12:13 AM
The M.P. -- the one with dots -- was much, much better, both in terms of language and his sense of humor.
Then again, in Nepal and in Nepali communities, when one thing succeeds well, others rush in with cheap knock-offs, trying to pass it off as the original thing.
But that's life.
oohi
"your in humor"
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 12:26 AM
... Hey NP !!!!!
Can you ask Bush if he can spare a little space for ashu ?
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| NP |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 12:29 AM
Anshu,
Read well in other threads! I have mentioned I was inspired by M.P. :) In fact, I am no close to M dot P dot. I admire him so much. M.P. is a great writer/journalist that you can't compete with.
I wrote this all with my sense of humor/ with due respect. PACHENA HO??? Ek tali ta hasa na Anshu!!! It is just a humor thread, and I haven't attacked you personally, have I?
Ooohi Anshu, You don’t have to weep and grumble all the time. Learn to smile/laugh/Giggle:)
NP
Sajhapur Telegraph
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 12:31 AM
Ok......... guys... I am really finding this funny!!!!!!!
Haha!
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| kalanidhi |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 12:58 AM
Hallo NP Ji,
This thread is really humorus....Who is ashu ? is he really in strike to protest ethnic rights and abuses in Sajhapur ? Where is he? Is he dying ? Hope not !!
"This world has enough foolish people to do the crazy things" - Jay Leno
I can bring bhutuwa,sekuwa ra chyura from putli sadak :)) If the smell of bhutuwa,sekuwa saves ashu.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kalanidhi
Putlisadak
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| ashu |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 03:59 AM
NP-kaaji,
Who are you responding to?
If you want to respond to my posting, as you apparently seem to be doing, and you are welcome to do so, please do use my correct name with correct spelling -- even when
you are posting your so-called piece of, ahem, humor.
Of course, if you insist on using Anshu and are determined to pass that off as an attempt at so-called humor, then, to use an expression, be my guest.
What do I care?
My name Ashu -- in Sanskrit -- means "fast, quick" as in that word "Ashukabi"
(someone who can write poems very quickly.)
Meantime, you are more than welcome to have a few smiles/peals of laughter
at my expense.
I do NOT mind.
So, to "choro" Clint Eastwood's line: Go ahead and make my day!!
That said, thank you for your attempts to make me more famous on sajha than
I deserve to be.
Finally, M.P was much, much better and funnier.
oohi
"again, yours in humor"
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| NP |
Posted
on 10-Nov-02 08:42 PM
Ashu jeee.....
Did I spell it correctly now? I misspelled your name repeatedly, so I just can’t say it is my typo. Sanskrit!! As I grew up with French, I never had chance to learn our ancient Indic language. But, thanks for letting me know that your name divulges a great meaning. So, you’re also an epic poet as your name? Just kidding!
As for responding to your threads, I try to stay away from your subject matters and elongated postings. It just happened that I had to verify the cleanliness in my writing about Parmendra Bhagat. First of all, I am not habitual poster in Sajha, and if I post something here, I post with good sense of humor and with due respect to Sajhabasi. Believe it or not!!! I know you don’t admit the fact that my writing contains any quantity of humor/wit. I absolutely have no objection for your denial. That’s your way of attitude and your way of thinking.
I think you’re in the mist of insanity. Just cool down OOhi Ashu!!
Anyways, your ‘daunt’ words won’t upshot my dignity and confidence. Finally, I still have courage to embark upon your egocentric threads. I will surely visit your threads to 'make your day' in future since you have cordially invited me there:)
NP
Sajha Telegraph:)
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:54 PM
This poem is dedicated to the person who is in hunger strike !!
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This star
This star is hungry for justicethe beauty the plenty
the spirit
the passion.com - compassion
the more then any lie-truth not co-rrup table
this table
we're eatin such good stuff here
round our star
giving her
some vision
of a real
good meal
Hey NP where are you now a days....are you hidding in the closet or what? re kya the end maa.................
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:23 PM
honestly,
i am beginning to find this thread HELL FUNNY..and NP TOo eheh......has uthdai cha......lau lau lau.....hahahahahha!
trikal ji, good illustration........mm what bout the asteroid belt? do i need to come by rye beach to get my answers? jai prabhu!!
oys
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:49 PM
Hey Oys bhai....
He He.....Rye beach huh.....somebody(You know who) told me but I don't remember at all .....I wish I could rewind the scene....
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 10:00 AM
Trikal Jyu,
Nice pic you posted, relevant to the original posting. Hahahaha!!!
Ani, Oys Bhai,
kata bepatta babu? Long time no see!!! I had called u day before yesterday. More later
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 12:09 PM
Rusty dai, kaam ko bela ma phone ghumaunu huncha khali :S
i am an midnite vulture ni..hooochilll..........eheh ..........ali raati raati garam na phone.......hai ta?
ani trikal ji........i hope that *SOMEONE* didn't tell my entire story, did he? eheheheh.......some episodes in life too embarrassing! oops
sorry for bending the thread
oys
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 12:55 PM
Oys Bhai,
Raati raati ta himi phone gardaina babu. Sutnu parcha ni ta, ani bihanai uthnu parcha. Kaam ma jaanu parcha. :p
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| kalanidhi |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 05:19 PM
.. NP..
Ashu or Anshu who ever he is .........is he still in strike ?....is he a real person or just a imaginary character ?....
Humuras thread keep it up.....
Kalanidhi
UCLA
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