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| niharika |
Posted
on 12-Nov-02 07:32 PM
What should I do??? Should I use pepto-bismol???? I have gone to the bathroom like 15 times only today!! My butt hurts.... Any other suggestions??
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 12-Nov-02 07:34 PM
Niharika, Drink Plenty of fluids dear. And if you have one, use a hot-water-bag, put it on your back, and lie down. Take care, and hope you get well soon sweetie. In peace.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 12-Nov-02 07:39 PM
Niharika, how about noon chini paani?.. that really helps!! try that.... Hope you feel better soon !!
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| lonely |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:01 AM
Jivan Jal ta chaina hola hai...nabhaye as ruck said nun chini pani.. take care and get well soon.....
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| Hamjayega |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 02:17 AM
Niharika...try putting on RED colored undies it sure signals STOP! Jokes aside..Go see a DOC
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| Hamjayega |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 02:41 AM
Niharika...On a second thought I suggest a RED Thong! You still need to see a DOC
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 06:54 AM
eheheh...noona ra chini paani---aek mana pani ma, aek chimti noon ra aek pasar chini...paye samma jeevan jaal If it still doesn't work, I am sure you can find a cork in your garbage can from your last night's wine bottle...bucho laideu, ananda le suta...ani bholi bihana champagne bottle kholya khain gari pwaaaanga kholnu :)
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| dirk |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 07:07 AM
Poonte, You never cease to run out of practical ideas. I hope you'll help pop the cork when the ailment culminates with a sigh of relief from Niharika!!!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 07:55 AM
hahaha !! dirk!! bravo!! lusukka aaucha, twaaka kehi bhancha ani haraucha pheri..that is dirk..bhanya re kya ajha lastma..hehe
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:13 AM
Looks like it's now time to get you all sprayed with champagne! eheheh
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:17 AM
Chya ..chya ..chya chya chya...Tyo sun pani charkya jasto yeta chahi nacharka la Poonte...baru charkinu satta tehi panile majale snan garnu ni tyesto man parne bhaye re kya ajha lastma.. Yo Niharika katti pachi algeko ye !! poonte!! uta gai bashtu sabai khola tira lagi sake...haraulan...yo budheskallma lageko cha Poontelai jawani..kasailai na lageko...re kya ajha lastma...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:23 AM
budeshkaal ma malai jawani lagyo re??? Ahem! aeee...bhara bhuri timlai ma chindina, beli ra chameli... thotro gadi, balliyo chha ingeena, chai fula chanda basana! :P Haina, tei pani ma kahan pachhi pareko ho ra, hajur...shaharia thongs wala haru beyond my dreams ke, sir! Tyas mathi pani afu ta harsha-saath bibahit...re kya ajha jhanai laaast ma!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:33 AM
Listen to Sgal, She gives very good advice!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:45 AM
Poonte rishayo jasto cha...narishau ba..narishau . jiskya matrai po ho ta poonte...Chinna ta aba ka-kasslai chinna sakincha ra bhanya... re kya ajha lastma...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:13 AM
Ma ta kina risaunu, baru uta maharani Niharika lai risani bhayo hola...maharani lai chherpati lagi baksya, hami chahin yeta thatta gari ra...jau, dhumba...maharani lai jeevan jaal takryau!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:40 AM
Jana ta jane poonte!! thayakkai Niharika maharaniko kothiko dhokama pughna pachiina, maharaniko rearko phohara tyo "PHOHORA DARBAR" ko Phohora chutera aafu tira aaula bhanne dar...ke ..ani klasle safa garcha ni tyo pheri...chya chya chya chaya chya...ma ta janna ... Yek janna... dui janna.. tin janna... la ja.. Baru mero sallah , tyo niharikalai jiwan jalko satta Mungh ko jaulo pakeyera , pyak garera, kaidai lai khana dya jasto tyesko dhoka ko sangharma rakhi dinus.. thikkai bhayecha...cherpatti lage cha..ali din hamilai ta sancho huncha.. Utttauli gai, Cherpatti le khai Bhaneo yehi ho re kya ajha lastma..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:44 AM
yesto dukha ko bela ma sewa garae po pachhi feri sukha ko bela ma mewa khana payinchha ni, dhumba...hetterika, kasto bujhdai nabujhne sudhhi timro? Ahile yesso ali kati kasta garera sewa gara...niko bhaye achhi side hanna payinchha! Ma pani garthen, tara malai Kalanki le marchha ke! eheheh....sexy cow, eaten by diarrhea, ho?
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:50 AM
Bhayena! Bhayena!! Bhayena!!!! Yo sajhama boka dherai bho! Boka harule chahi kasto ramro ramro kuro lekheni aruboka harule baaaal nadini....ani maiya nam bhakale chahi chherpati lagyo bhanda ni .....
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:53 AM
Tyesto Cherpattiko chakadi garera payeko sukha timilai nai upahar bho ..Poonte Bau!! malai ta chahiyena... Chuyeko gagri jatti tale ni pheri kahile Chuhincha ..chuhidaina ..thegana hundaian kya... Pheri sukhako enjoy garda gardai tyo phohora....Bhatatatatatatatatatatataa..bahatat..bhatata.bahattat...pata..puiii..pata puiyeeye..garera shurru bho bhane ke garne..tyeskaran tyo sukha tapailai nai bho re kya ajha lastma...:)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:58 AM
Arko Boka le Aru lai Boka bhanya jhan nasuhayeko re kya ajha lastma , DEEP KAKA. ANi MILES CITY kasto lagyo ta ,kina jawaf nadiyeko bhanya?
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 09:59 AM
"Poonte bau" re...maile timlai janmako ho ra, malai bau bhanni? :P
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:07 AM
'Bao' Bhanya 'Bau' huna pugecha, typo... yesto typole phataphat 'bau' banna paune bhaye ta mera hajarau nati natina bahi sakethe ahile samma ..'Bao' bhanya sathi bhailai bhanya jasto.. Ani, tyo Janmako kura chahi nagara, ali beshi bho.. Huna ta chini pani dherai khayo bhane tito huncha...yeta ali dherai bha jasto cha re kya ajha lastma... ma ta lage..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:16 AM
ke sarrro thuske ko ho, Yesto sajilo sanga feri dhumbaa...
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:19 AM
Thuskeko hoina .....pet nai dhusssa bho...yo sarah thread lai dkhera...ma ta lage ..Bathroom tira re kya ajha lastma... Yo Cherpatti pani bada ajabko pscycological huncha ke poonte!! Niharaika ra tyesko cherpatti ko kura garda gardai malai dara lagna thali sakyo re kya ajha jhan lastama pyant kholdai.. Banki pacchi..
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:20 AM
Dhumba dai "kaka" "kaka" bhandai umer ghatauna hinira belama jhannai "bau" aailagya!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:30 AM
Ani DEEp KAKA! mero prashnako jawaf khoi? kasto lagyo ta MILEScity Comunity college bhanchu..boldai boldaina tyesko barema ta ba!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:32 AM
Milescity? k milescity?
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:40 AM
Kasailaai Diarrhoea laagera haansu ki rum bhai raa chha...bethaa bujhne koi hoina...jammai k k bhanchhan k k...ali serious suggestion diu na :) Niharika, Pashupati pari ko lapsi ban maa gayera "harro-barro" ko jaraa khojnu. Tyo pinera dudh sanga bihana ra belukaa bhaat khaaye pachhi khaanu, tyo jaabo "chhetrapaati" twaakkai ni[hari]ko hunchha :) M.P. le bhanthyo bhannu...
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:44 AM
Malai trikal le bhanya DEEp Kaka, Tyo Miles city ma tapile pani padhya re ho..Trikal ko kura ta pattyaunu paryo ni ..hoina
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:47 AM
tyo jaraa ko juice suice hoina, baru pashupati pari ko lapsi ban ma gayera tyahin baas base hunchha kehi din samma...just make sure you dont dig the same spot twice:)
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:51 AM
Incase it was caused due to...U know What I'm talking about, next time u have it, drink some water & pee before and after having it coz it sure prevents u from having a urinary tract infection. Hope u get well soon. Rite now, it is soothing if u drink warm water rather than cold or iced!!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:53 AM
hahahaha !!poonte!! pani ..hasauncha.. Tyesamthi tyo nate gote dar pani taanaai chan tyo pashupati pati ko lapsi ko banma t ajha...Jhan ramro..bander sanga premalaap...re kya ajha lastma..Hehe:) Tyes mathi Gobardhan baba ko yek chillim le ta Trikal ko chillimalai birsai dincha...Ani tyo Cherpatti serpatti sab gayab ...hahaha
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:56 AM
GUrl Interupted!! No, we dunno what u are talking about ... bhane pachi Niharika le kasori bujhne...elaborate please.. yeta ko " Phohora Darbarama" laaaz bhanne word not in the dictionry, u kno what I mean re kya ajha lastma
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| dirk |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 10:57 AM
Dhumbasse, May be you meant to say Mile-high city which is in reference to Denver being approx. a mile above sea level.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:06 AM
Hoina Dirk!! i meant to say Miles city , In Montana. it is a small town of about 20000 population, not very for from the Billings, 2hrs drive.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:07 AM
yo typo le maryo aaja... read as not very far from Billings.
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:27 AM
Dhumbasse, Niharika will get it. It in my previous posting means = (Kasari bhanne hola :) ) Hm...What is the politcally correct term for that. Ok I'm thinking...thinking...Newayz, whenver u have intercourse it is helpful if u drink some water and pee before and after having it. I hope now u got it. I heard my professor saying it in one of my class & even reading it in a text. It is a prevention measure & not a cure. Hope u keep that in mind Dhumbasse!! Chao!!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:32 AM
there u go girl !! that 's like you!! tara Intercourse kai kura garisake pachi..hummm!! Niharika lai ta Cherpatti lageko ho...that should have nothing to do with Intercourse. Aba yo Intercourse ra girly kuraharu kata bata aayo re kya ajah duitai haatle yo dumb Tauko kanyaydai ..lastmaa...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:33 AM
hmmmm....interesting...does that work for guys too?
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:37 AM
Oooops :p Sorry Niharika I didn't knew u had diarrhea & not some UTI. Maaf garnus hai. Thanks for pointing out my mistake Dhumbasse. Appreciate it. Poonte As far as I know it works for guys too. If u do that, after u have it u won't have painful urinating & other problems with urination.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:41 AM
but then again, who'd wanna worry about drinking water and peeing whilst in the process of gaining swargiya ananda?
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:43 AM
That was a long gone method very popular back in nepal and nepalese people got it from Indians. No wonder you read it in a text. There is no scientific proof to it .. but used to do that back home re kya ajha lastma... But no guarentee it works ...you can try...nothing is gonna hurt you...but not that drinking pee stuff man!! that is nasty.are you trying to make Morrarji Desai out of us, and where the hell you got that from ( drinking pee) , Gal, anyway?
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:47 AM
Well I was just giving one tips away to save u from all the hassels of Urinary tract infection...u guys don't want to follow it...it's kool!! And what is Morraji desai *wondering* ? I got it from Patho book & it's not published in asia nor the author is asian.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 11:56 AM
Morarji Desai was prime minister of India in the 80's, every morning peed in a cup and drank it . The idea was to kill all the germs inside his system. Dunno how successful he was, but do know that a lot of Indians had started doing the same ( drinking pee) hoping to become the Prime miniser someday. Like the dude who said "'Jawahar lal shirshasan karte the, pradhan mantri ho gaye. mai roj shirshan karta hun ghanton, lekin mai to hari ram ka hariram raha" . I guess you got the picture.. Btw , Out of curiosity, do you have a quotation for that ( drinking Pee) too...re kya ajha lastma..hehe :))
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:00 PM
:P I got it. Thanks for making it clear. But I wasn't talking about drinking ur own pee though. I was talking about drinking a clean water (warm, cold, iced...). Got it? Newayz it was nice talking w/ u guys. Ya both have a wonderful day?night? Nething that suits w/ ur timezone. Take it ezz. P.s. I am not a quote genius...unfortunatey yup-copy paste freak so I don't have the quote on that, at the moment. Will post it if I come across one someday!! Take care ya'll. ByE!!
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:04 PM
Oh My God!! I feel like going on top of a cliff & jumping down from there :( ...Arghhhhhh How could I be such an ignorant not to see the word "Diarrhea" in Niharika's Title. Boy, I am soooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed :( . All this while I been reading and replying...guess when I see the title, now when I was leaving the sajha :(. I wish I was a little gurl, life would be so much easier...I could go and hide behind her at the moment atleast :(. Newayz, I'll be careful next time I open my mouth & go on blabbing crazy :(.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:05 PM
OK Girl !! I think I am mistaken here .That drinking pee was something I think i read hastily on you posting above and figured you were talking about drinking pee..Duhhhhhh!! "drink some water & pee before and after having it coz it sure prevents u from having a urinary tract infection" balla balla sikeko english ..hehehe ..ke lagos ta ...hehehe..SlC ma jahndai Englishma fail bhako...hehehe My bad re kya ajha lastma... but a quotation would have been nice..
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:05 PM
I meant hiding behind my mom* :( :( :( .
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| Gurl_interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:08 PM
Aaah it sure feels good having someone as a company. Now we are two of us that made a mistake reading & replying to the post. Take care Dhumbasse. Hope we both r more careful next time we reply :).
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 12:10 PM
I think you need one of those big chillims from our dear and most respected guru TRIKAL.. let me know. I can arrange that sometime in the future... And allow me to thank you for your time.. it surely was fun talking , well writing to..well just replying to your post... Have a good night /day...whatever... please stop by and see us soon re kya ajha lastma ..hehe :)
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| lonely |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 02:49 PM
ke ho khub chaldai chha ni..off the topic bhayepahi ..re kua last ma..
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| niharika |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 05:23 PM
Hahahaha, man, you guys are funny. I don't have a Urinary Tract Infection. I don't wanna drink piss. Noon, chini ra pani le thik garyo. I actually am feeling much better. Bathroom janu paryo re ke ajha last ma...
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| lonely |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 06:00 PM
lala..good to hear that you are feelin' better.. take your time...and hope you didn't try drinking piss, did u??? just kiddin'
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