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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 03:50 PM
Inspired by poonte dai and his sahar, and other romanized nepali ka dhurandar sajhaites bidwaan haroo!! *********************************************************************************
“aaija aaija oys, sali lai bhetauchu, anarasa khuwauchu, sahar ghumauchu”
poonte dai le “tato” chitti ma barambar lekhe pachi mero ni himmat badya. Dherai soche, aroo hoina ni, afnai pran bhanda piyaro poonte dai po...aaba ma jasto gaunle lai sahar dekhne iccha pani kina nahos..
huna ta tyo naya ork sahar ek choti ghumya ta ho..tara aaudi ramailo lagyo ra po! Taak pani tyastai parya, suntali didi ni jadai hunu hudo raicha afna eskool ko bidyarthi lai liyera..hamra harke dai ko ghar samma puryaidinchu bhane pachi ta mero khusi ko simai rahena..khali afno batuki harayera po...paisa ko khaderi pareko! Tara fokad ma tyo neu oOrk sahar kaha ghumna paunu? Tyasmathi bhauju, ani saali...raat bhar nidra lagya hoina
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Bholi palta bihanai, gaun baata hidem..gaun ka bidyarthi pheri parechan sabbai paryatak.....afu lai raat bhar ko kachpaltilo nidra le chadya hoina........filim dekhaya pachi chai sabbai chup lage, ma pani ek chin nidra ko sagar ma dubechu...
ankha kholda ta..lau hera!gagan chumbi bhawan haroo matrai!afno gaun ko yaad aayo...afu baseko ghar nai sab bhanda thulo cha afno gaun ma...tara paila bhanda ali fohor badya jasto lagyo.....huna pani kina nahos........hamra gaun ka manche sabbai yetai thupriyeka chann re....manche ko rawaf, ra gaadi ko tod dekhera, maun chai ek chin jhaskiyo....tai pani poonte dai ra harke dai lai bhetne iccha le pheri himmat aayo.
Bus baata utrera, yeta uti heren.....ma ta teen chakkai.....yesto po sahar jasto lagyo. Suntali didi le bidyarthi haroo lai mewzium ghumauna laane re..sangralaya ma ghumne afno dhoko ni pura hune bhayo jasto lagyo...samaya lai dherai berr jiskaye pachi chai, suntali didi le lau aaba harke kaama timlai chaddinchu marji bhayo..lau ta hidna tayar chau bhannu po huncha......87 no. Ko sadak dekhin.....31 samma hidta ta ma lakhataran nai paren! Huna ta 5th mode pareko le hola, sahar ko rahan sahan herna ramailo bhayo.ek dui choti bato katda, tyaxi le jhannai mathi puryaidya..ek dui choti ta katai poonte dai le ghanti bajayera roknu huncha ki jasto ni lagyo.......tara k garnu? Pheri., sabbai kuna kapcha ma ta hamrai bharat ka bhandu haroo po.....ali ali gai khane bhasa bolda raichan.....yini haroo ko ni yetro furti jasto lagya....tara k garnu, hami nepali, afu pani kei nagarne, aroo le garya ni dekhi nasahane..tara ris chai babal uthne! Hurkiyo tyastai gaun ghar ma.!
bhok le afai lai chyapdai lagyo..yesai ta bachhai dekhin gastric ko rogi........ani ta suntali didi lai binti nachadai dharai pako hoina. Didi le ta pheri kurai twist po gardinu bhayo “lau oys, yaha samma aayera, kaha bhat khane, ma timlai kooorean khana khuwauchu re” kyarnu! Bidi ko bidambana, afu lai masu bhat gaum gaum khana man lagya bela.....yo koreean kya kya ho.....lau ta bhanera gayou...
Abhagi lai kai gaye ni nahune......khana ta k hunthyo......bhede kursani ra achar po lyaucha..afu lai dherai piro hudai nahune.didi ta tyai khursani ra achar po magna sanga khanu huncha......lau mithai hola bhanera maile ni chapaidiyen........k hunthyo ni, meri bassai! Piro ko ranko le naak baata ra aankha baata dhara bagna thale.......didi le “k bhayo oys’ bhanera ni sodnu bhayo. Afno prestiige ko kura pheri .....hoina didi “yaha samma lyai dinu bhayo, bhai samjhera, yo ta khusi ko aasu bhanera” taadi diyen.......gaun ma hindi filim herya ni kaam lagya yehi euta tyam jasto lagyo. Tyas pachi bim bim ba ekai saas ma khayera, fohori katero jastai baato baata rail ma chadera, harke dai ko ghar teera lagem................
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 03:52 PM
Jackson heights re po ta!hamro gaun ko Maila ni yetai cha re..sab le michael bhanchan re ahile...michael jacson pani yetai baschan ki bhanera didi lai sodha mari mari hasnu bho.....hari sharanam, ma k janu.........harke dai lai dekhera ma ta chakkai paren.....bichara duita baisakhi tekera bhaye pani, stop saammai aaunu bhako raicha.......gata barsa, bhakundo khelna jaanu bha re, arko sahar ma, diyecha kun chai asati le khutta mai.......bacchai dekhi kheladi manche waha pheri........gaadi ma basera waha ko sahar pani herdim jasto lagyo..
Lau yo sahar chai jhanai achamma lagyo. Sano tino bharat nai jasto.....afu ni pugya ho bacha ma ek choti bihar samma.........thyakkai tyastai, hamra nepali bhandu haroo ni thuprai raichan...tyo bhanda ni sandarvik, chai traffic jyam ma pare pachi..malai ta kathmandu aaye jasto po lagyo...ghar haroo ni tyastai.....huda huda, english language instityut re.....lau ja! Computer sikaune kendra ........dekhda ta..ek chin mutu nai rokkeko.........hamro kathmadaoun ali kati bikasit bhayo bhane chai yestai huncha jasto lagyo......bhid chai bhid.........
harke dai ko ghar ma puge pachi, turuntai, karna yentra le poonte dai lai phone ghumyam......bhauju le satto linu bhayo mero ....... “kaam ma hunu huncha bhanera” baini lai phone dinus ni kasari bhanu......hari saranam..fasad paryo...tyasmathi, bus pani chadai farkine..poonte dai le saaf dhoka diyo..maun nai khinna bhayo.....tyatti taada samma pugera........afai lai “eee” khais bhanera, suntali didi sanga bus ma farken.. harke dai le ta basam bhannu hudai thiyo.....ponte dai ko kaam kati ho kati..tyaspachi waha ko raati raati sajhapur jane baani re.......bhet hudaina jasto lagyo, afno bholi palta pheri, griha karya dekhauna parne......
Baata ma sahar ko jhilimili herdai afnai gaun farken......jasle j bhane ni, yo sahar ma chai afu basna sakiyela jasto lagena......bela belaaan aauna chai ramailo.........thakan le chyapdai gaye pachi afnai gaun ko samjhana ma maile ni nidra ko sagar ma dubulki maren...junkie dai lai atti suhauwne ni hamro gaun....euta bacha ko geet gunjina thalyo maun ma
“neu ork sahar, herda ma lahar
lai bari kheldai aauuuu
Allare thita, allare thiti,
bato bato herdai jaau”
abhagi oyste!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 04:39 PM
Gyanipani asyadddh gyani...tesai pran bhanda pyaro bha ho ta? Thattai thatta ma ke bhandeko thiyen, dai ko bachan pura garidiyechha...
Haina bhai, sali herna ta saaait milayera, ali din aghi dekhi nai yesso cheena-seena herera po aunu--aparjhat aunda ta sali lai ke, petikot mattra lagayera dekhauna lyam timro agadi? singar-patar, ramra ramra rato fariy...chanjo milauna parena?
Feri, Harke lai ta bhanekai thiyen ni...ali abela hola, tara ma jaroor aunchhu bhanera...kyarnu, afno ta futeko karma...hod baji ko jindagi...haat-mukh pani jodnai paryo, pet palnai paryo...
Arko pali la...sali ta ke, kalanki ko sauni ko chhori lai pani dekhamla, pari gaon ko Parvati lai pani bhetamla...bhaye bhar ka taruni haru ko oiro le bhutukkai paramla...
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| dirk |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 05:03 PM
Hey Hey Poonts,
Asthi samma malai sali milai dinchu bhanera ahile chahi yo oys lai miali dinchu re. Ye ho yesto chalan? Paakh! ma pani tya aaudai chu!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 06:01 PM
lau hudai bhayena,
aaba chai sajha ma HUMOR 100 ko class dinai parla jasto cha!eheh.sab baal serious k!!
dirk brother, poo dai ko sali kai aas bhaye ta , uni ko college ta next door ho ni ;) jaile gaye ni hunthyo ;) kurai nabujne koi ni :)
lau lau....maile ta mero bachan pura garidiyen poo dai, aaba hajur ko paali :)
ciao
oys
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| najar |
Posted
on 13-Nov-02 08:29 PM
Haahaaa ...Abhagi oyste aba bhagyamani bhayes hai.........ramailo laagyo naya ork ko bayan sunda :)
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| Soleil |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 08:09 AM
Mero pran bhanda pyaro bhai aajkal kata harayo bhanera Washington Post ma ni chhapen, Radio, TV ma ni phuken. Taipani Oys ko khabar katai kehi bhetina. Bhayena, antim choti ek palta feri sajha pur ma chyaunu paryo bhanera herda Nyu Yorak bhanne sahar ma rumalliyeko po dekhen. Tyahan maathi arko guffadi ko sali nani ko khoji ma Oys byasta bhanda ta ...... :(
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 12:19 PM
najar didi, bhagyamani nai chu..natra hajur jasto barambar samjhine didi kalle paune? ;)
soleil broo, pran bhanda piyaro bhai lai pran bhandai piyariiii chaiya jasto cha hai? eheh ma ta guliyo ma bhulya ni ek chin ;) now back to normal!!
ahem ahem!!
arko paali sangai janu parcha hai poonte dai ko circus herna?..hajur ko param mitra le ni "lathak" pani aauchu bhanya cha re LOL
oys
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 12:59 PM
Mero Pran bhanda payaroo bhai Oys,,
Sorry, I didn't notice this thread this before. Very nice. I will do more later.....k garnu..
Break ma bela bela ma ayera leknu parcha.
Rusty dai ko gau kahile aune ho? Tyo...Rai in Rya beach, full bottle of vodka, and Alex;)
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 01:00 PM
Oooh...I forgot to say that it was hillarious. But is there any "humor';)
Poooooo....mero formidable foe...this is the key for him to recognize me....hahahaha!!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 01:22 PM
rai, vodka and alex...........please stop right there!!! oops!!
dipping in the ocean when clock strikes four past midnite hahahahahaha! what a memory!
coming to gaun again...bida hune bittikai!!
oys
how did your trip to the star world went bout? ;)
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 14-Nov-02 01:38 PM
Oye oye, oys le battyayo!!
Aaja gharbatai kasam khaayera aa jasto cha oys le, sajhapur hallauchu bhanera. Hallayo hallayo. 313 degreeko kon(angle) diyera, 10 ryaakter scale ko bhukampa aaune gari hallayo sajhapur lai.
Hoina tyo harke dai bhanya ta achel kathmandu mai cha haina ra? Tyo feri kasari yaamrika pugyo? Asti dipawali ma ta tato paani khanayera kukhura bhutlyaaudai thiyo. Yo arko harke dai ko parecha? ko parecha ki chithorecha??
Yo poo dai ko saali ko khoob barnan sunchu? kalanki samma byapak charcha bhai sakyo poo dai ko saali ko. Sauni ki chori ko demand ghatera dritiya sthan ma pugi saki. Aba yo pratham sthan ma aaune poo dai ko saali chai ko parechani? Afno ta darshan ni bha chaina. Poo dai.. bhayenani... haam pani ta cham ni line ma. Ignore gardine? Arko choti malai ni laija hai oys... ma ni batyaauchu poo dai ko saali lai... hehehe... (visa lina jaam?)
Aru bhanya tyastai ho
Kyaa naam chaine distubb??
KalankiStHaN
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 15-Nov-02 09:01 AM
Kalanki mula ko yesto maya lagchha ki...uslai sadu-bhai hoina, baru jwai nai banaune soor kasya maile ta!
Kalanki, tyanki ko ramro her-bichar gardai gara...sauni ko pasal dhaudai gara...yesso sauni ko chhori lai kahile kahin line pani marae hunchha, no problem...ani arko 25-30 barsha ko kura ta ho ni...ma chhori paamla, ani timlai nai bhayo meri chhori! 25-30 barsha matra, ONLY, it will be worth the wait--"Poonte ko Jwai" title nidhar ma lal mohar thokidinchhu!
OYS...ke bho, hijo feri pachhi payo?
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