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| najar |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 12:20 PM
Enjoy--not my creation though. Received as a fwd from a french friend in geneva that i had almost lost touch....
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Read and learn from this boys - and girls have a good laugh because WE know the truth!!
WORDS WOMEN USE :
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This goes much deeper than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh.
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| NP |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 12:35 PM
Najar Ji,
The French man (!!!!) did wonderful analysis of the words that Najar ji often use;)
It's okay;)
NP
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| najar |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 03:04 PM
THANKS NP (Neverunderstood Poet!?) --- :-)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 04:55 PM
najar didi..
u missed the most famous "phrase" ni....
Whatever ;) :)
long time no see, no bijulipatra.............my tatochiti is empty these days! k ho french connection? :O
oys
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| najar |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 05:28 PM
mero pyaro oys bhai, I am SOOOOO sorry...timro didi saarai alchhhi bhhachhe aajkaal and hence the french lean and departing away from bijupatras....tara aaja ta pakkai aaunchha taato chithhi...take off garna ready hundai chha :)
and thanks for the reminder--WHATEVER :-) and ofcourse LOVE ALL, TRUST FEW :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 05:51 PM
How about...thussa pardai, "Thaha chhaina!"?
Ke bho? Thaha chhaina.
Ke garne ta? Thaha chhaina.
Yeso garae hunchha? Thaha chhaina.
Uso ni? Thaha chhaina.
Lou ta, je sukai garam? Thaha chhaina.
Narisau haita? Thaha chhaina.
Risaunchhou ki feri? Thaha chhaina.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Nov-02 08:00 PM
Poonte dai,
telling from long toiled experiences ? ;)? I HEAR YA ;)
oys
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| NP |
Posted
on 19-Nov-02 09:46 AM
Mr Chill
Whateva.... is too sweet n sour:p
Yo Poonte foe le k lekheko, kehi bujena ba!!!!
Watch out hai Najar... Poonte Play boy ko Najar lagla;)
NP
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