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   Kya suhaune kura lekyo ni yo manche le t 19-Nov-02 HahooGuru
     ramo cha tyyo article..malai ni khub chi 19-Nov-02 isolated freak
       Hahaoo Ji Malai pani ekdam chitta bujer 19-Nov-02 NP
         Hami pani Human rights group kholou. Its 19-Nov-02 HahooGuru
           Objectives of "Sajhapur Human Rights Fed 19-Nov-02 HahooGuru
             HGji, after sacking Sage and Patel Singh 19-Nov-02 Logical Sense
               Dear Mr. MP, ThePressSecretary Would 19-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                 ma vice presidnt/ thank for the honor.. 19-Nov-02 isolated freak
                   here's teh charter of the SHRF: prast 19-Nov-02 isolated freak
                     Mr. Biswo writes on Ashu: Sorry for spoi 20-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                       Guru ji, Aru ta tyastai ho. baru yeso 20-Nov-02 batauli
                         oye hahooGuruJyu, Ke ma ke lekhyo bhany 20-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn
                           lanki jyu.. yata tira http://www.kant 20-Nov-02 batauli
                             Hyaa, Mero mouse bigrera khattam bho!! 20-Nov-02 kalankisthan
                               kalankisthan : ko mouse khattam bho re. 20-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                 Internal report after extensive head hun 20-Nov-02 HahooGuru
                                   HHGuru, Always your Fan hajur (Japan 20-Nov-02 SITARA
                                     Hahoo Guru Ji, I feel honored to be app 20-Nov-02 NP
                                       Dear Mr. MP, ThePressSecretary Would y 20-Nov-02 NP
Correction: it was written to M.P. (not 20-Nov-02 NP
   Lau NP ji..... A BEEEEEEEEEEG FAAAAAAAA 20-Nov-02 SITARA
     Dear Treasurer Ms. Sitara, Thank you 20-Nov-02 HahooGuru
       Gee ! 20-Nov-02 czar
         NP Gee! 20-Nov-02 czar
           czar Do I see new retainers on your t 20-Nov-02 SITARA
             I'm using one o em new fangled clear bra 20-Nov-02 czar
               HAHOO jyu, Banyo banyo, mero mouse ba 20-Nov-02 KaLaNkIsThAn


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HahooGuru Posted on 19-Nov-02 05:40 AM

Kya suhaune kura lekyo ni yo manche le ta



http://www.kantipuronline.com/kantipur_html/kantipur_news4.htm#2
isolated freak Posted on 19-Nov-02 12:20 PM

ramo cha tyyo article..malai ni khub chitta bujhyo.. ma ni aaba manab adhikar badi banne
NP Posted on 19-Nov-02 12:30 PM

Hahaoo Ji
Malai pani ekdam chitta bujera aayo yo article padhera:)
HahooGuru Posted on 19-Nov-02 06:03 PM

Hami pani Human rights group kholou. Its name can be

"Sajhapur Human Rights Federation":

Founding Committee Members:

President : HahooGuru
Vice President(General Affairs): Isolated Freak
Vice President (Women Affairs): SimpleGal
Vice President (Child Affairs) : NK
General Secretary: NP
Deputy SG: (position open)
Spokesperson/Press Secretary: M.P.
Executive Members: (9 members: open position)


WebSite URL: http://www.gbnc.org/sajha/html/openThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=8066

Interested Nepali Nationals are most welcome.
HahooGuru Posted on 19-Nov-02 06:17 PM

Objectives of "Sajhapur Human Rights Federation".

1. To watch human right violation in Sajhapur and Nepal.
2. Rest as outlined in the Nov. 19th 2002, Kantipur Daily.
(http://www.kantipuronline.com/kantipur_html/kantipur_news4.htm#2)
Possibly the URL will change today(Nov. 20th 2002) because the article will be moved to archive section at KOL. So, this URL will be updated as time comes, so that you
right to get correct URL will not be violated.

signed by President
on behalf of all Human rights activtists @ Sajhapur
Logical Sense Posted on 19-Nov-02 06:28 PM

HGji, after sacking Sage and Patel Singh from Sajha, there is only one HR problem to solve by "Sajhapur Human Rights Federation".

Guess what?

Good luck though!!!!

- ti
HahooGuru Posted on 19-Nov-02 06:33 PM

Dear Mr. MP, ThePressSecretary

Would you kindly publish this notice for public's attention.

Thanks
HG, President, SHRF
-------------------------------


Date: Nov 20,2002

To whom it may concern.

It was noticed that Sajhapur CIAA head Mr. Ashu called Biswo as "Biswo-Bhai", our organization SHRF has noticed it an extreme violation of Biswo's right to be treated as an equal citizen. The use "Bhai" is biased and should be avoided in future postings. SHRF condemns the mis use of "Bhai".

President
SHRF
isolated freak Posted on 19-Nov-02 10:07 PM

ma vice presidnt/ thank for the honor.. tara guruji.. vice president bahneko VP hoina?

VP= very polite
VP= very problematic
VP= Very passionate


aab which one is me... besides vice president (VP) of the SHRF (sajha human rights forum) or SIHRF (sajha international human rights forum) or simply saa-ma-sa (sajha manabadhikar sangh) or ASMAS (akhil sajha manab adhikar sangh)?
isolated freak Posted on 19-Nov-02 10:18 PM

here's teh charter of the SHRF:

prastabana;

sajha ma manab adhikar hanan bhayeko le taysko raxyartha aaja ko miti dekhi sajha manab adhikar manch gathan gariyeko cha. sajha manab adhikar manch le dehayaeka kaam garnecha:

1. pahilo kura kehi kaam garne chaina
2. bela bela ma bigyapti nikalne cha
3. sajha ma bhayeko-nabhayeko manab ahikar hanan ko barsik praytivedan banai janta samaxya rakhine cha:

samaya ra sandarva le arko artha nalagema:

manch bhannale sajha manab adhikar manch bhanne janaucha
karyakarini samiti le sajha karyakarini samiti janaucha
manab adhikar bahnnale danav adhikar ko ulto bhanne janaucha.

karyakarini adhikar:

manch ko karyakarini adhikar 3 bhag ma bibhajit cha

1) manch ko adhyaxya bhannale hahoo guru, upadyaxya tatha bishes samiti ma karyakarini adhikar rahanecha
2) adyaxya le VP lai ra bishesh samiti lai sachet garauna paunu hunecha
3) bishesh karan bas 3 madhye ek nabhayema, sabai adhikar adyaxya jyu ma nihit hunecha
4) dhara 3 ko sambandhama, adyaxya jyu ko bhanai antim hunecha ra kunai pani adalat ma kura uthauna paine chaina. uthayo bhane tyo adhyaxya jyu ko manab ahikar ko hanan huncha.

aaya-byaya sambandhi pravadhan aadi ma karyalaya bata farke pachi prastut garnechu.,.
HahooGuru Posted on 20-Nov-02 02:14 AM

Mr. Biswo writes on Ashu: Sorry for spoiling your party.

--
Hello, my colleagues at Sajha Humanrights Forum . In Nepali: Sajha Manabadhikar Manch (renamed as per recommendation of VP IS) Abbreviation: Samman. We need to sit for an urgent meeting to make a press release on the human right issue: Mr. Biswo spoiled Mr. Ashu's right of having Party without stress without spoil from third party like Mr. Biswo.

Lets come to some conclusion. These two gentlemen are volleying the ball on each others court, violating each opppnents human rights. We have to strongly condemn against such escalating violation of human rights in this Sajha.com.

Aru Pachhi!?! @ the Meeting.
HG, President @ SaMMaN "Samman: first two characters from SAjha, M from Manabadhikar and Last 3 characters from MANch. Samman means "we respect human rights".
batauli Posted on 20-Nov-02 03:31 AM

Guru ji,

Aru ta tyastai ho. baru yeso choro ko nwaran ko din yahalai ek call hannai parla.. ali pragatisheel, chetansheel, viveksheel naam ko khoji ma chhu....

Ani arko kura,

Sajhapur ko constitution/charter honour nagarne lai sajhapur ko kaanoon le chhunchha ki chhudaina? Chadma ratna tuladhar le ta chhudaina bhanthe....

yaha kai sewa ma

batauli
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 20-Nov-02 04:40 AM

oye hahooGuruJyu,
Ke ma ke lekhyo bhanya?
There are almost nine articles in that link, which one you are talkin' about??

Jhyapulle taal paryo, jaad parnu aghi tension na di bakshiyos na guruji!!

your
Antare!!
batauli Posted on 20-Nov-02 04:58 AM

lanki jyu.. yata tira

http://www.kantipuronline.com/archive/kantipur/2002-11-19/kantipur_news4.htm#2
kalankisthan Posted on 20-Nov-02 05:31 AM

Hyaa, Mero mouse bigrera khattam bho!!
Keyboard bata computer chalauna ta khooobai gaaro yaar. Tension bhai sakyo!!

Tyo mathi Guruji(Antare) le ke maathi ke lekhya ho atto patto chaina. Kun chai article bhanya ke... Feri tyo Batauli maiya kina jaaniskaar paltya ho.... Jun jogi aaye ni kaanai chira---- I am asking tyo website ma kunchai article bhanera... jhan ta batauli maiya le ta u maathi u garera feri tyahi website koi naam dincha....

Aafno mouse bigrera dimag kharab bhai raa belama, ke dimaag chaatira hola ni?

(booo hooo hooooo!!! mummmmmy)
:)
HahooGuru Posted on 20-Nov-02 06:18 AM

kalankisthan : ko mouse khattam bho re.

We need to publish another press conference condemning the manufacturer of the mouse. Kasto kaam nagarne mouse produce garechha. Kalanki ko right to browse internet was "hanan" bho ni ta hoina. We regert for such a grave situation.

Aru Pachhi!?!
HG, Samman President.
HahooGuru Posted on 20-Nov-02 07:57 AM

Internal report after extensive head hunt for Treasurer.

Well, after an extensive head hunt in Sajhapur, I felt Sitara deserves to be Treasurer of our SAMMAN organization. Reason are as follows:

1. Her 90% postings have less than 90 alphabet characters. She can express things in such short list of alphabet, she deserves to be treasurer. Because SAMMAN President spends too much bytes, and we need someone to avoid misuse of our limited resource, and Sitara can have best management capability to the limited financial resource.

2. Her sajhapur name is SITARA, so its very difficult to catch her because she is far and also because she is not so easily caught in day time. So, the budget hungry SAMMAN executives can not misuse the account, just on their TEA as in proverb "afno pocket bhena bhane ta 20 cup chiya pani ek dina ma piune chhan, tyo national problem of Gastrick acidity ... lai pani parbah nagari: sittiee paye 3 pathi chuk khane bhane jhai.". Sitara is best to slap on those who want SAMMAN ko budget me 20 cup-T

3. Sitara is a beautiful lady, when she say NO to the unwanted expenditure battishai daat dekheyera, no one can make hue and cry over her BIG NO. (sexual harassment ko issue aula yo 3rd number ko karan le tyasai le yaslai internal use ko lagi matra prayog garne, hai yo reasoning lai public nagarnu hola. Hami ta human rightists po hou, aru le violate gare ki garenan bhanera, tara hami le sake samma kaam garou tara hami bata bhayeka hanan ko chai kasaile pani chuhawot chai nahos hai. This is what all hanuman rightists do in Nepal. (confidential reasoning).

HG
SAMMAN President.
SITARA Posted on 20-Nov-02 09:43 AM

HHGuru,

Always your Fan hajur (Japan made nabhaye pani..:)

Oho, I Da Treasurer?

Ali khatara hola ni hajur:
1. I might ask every one to cut down on character abuse....fewer word per posting.
2. More white spaces in every postings.
3. NO animal abuse.... Kalanki ji le, he has been abusing his mouse re...overclicked and Not underweared!
4.Focus on the common human wrongs of Biswo and Ashu....."I am Right!"
5.Agenda: ... "What is Wrong with Human Rights? Nothing!", "What is Right with Human Wrongs? Everything!"
6. Solution: "Let us all Agree to Disagree in Everything!"
7. Compensation: "If you can't handle the heat.......Walk away---------> EXIT"
8. Budget Analysis: We start from ZERO and end with ZERO
9. Conclusion: Profit:
a. larger brain
b. bigger mouth
c. smarter defence
d.better offence
e.peaceful compromisation
d.Smaller ego (profit by default)

Loss:
1. Loss of time ( a perishable commodity)
2. Loss of words (a non perishable commodity)
3. Loss of ego (a recyclable commodity)
4.Loss of face ( a cyber identity)
5.Loss of pride (not a loss, pride is man's downfall)
6.Loss of eyesight, finger mobility and sanity ( for all that we have medical insurance)

So hire me at your own risk!

:)
NP Posted on 20-Nov-02 10:53 AM

Hahoo Guru Ji,
I feel honored to be appointed as the General Secretary of Sajhapur Human Rights Federation. I solemnly take the position and look out my responsibilities.


NP
General Secretary
Sinking Sajhapur Human Rights Federation
NP Posted on 20-Nov-02 11:00 AM

Dear Mr. MP, ThePressSecretary
Would you kindly publish this notice for public's attention.

Thanks
NP, general Secretary
-------------------------------
Date: Nov 21,2002

Dear Sajhabasi,
It is noticed that Mrs. NK, VP of our OWN Sinking Human Rights Federation, has violated salutation rule by NOT using “Ji” at the end of our cyber name. As an EQUAL citizen, we have every right to be treated as our Treasurer Ms. Sitara, who was the ONLY fortunate citizen, tagged on with proper salutation in the thread: “poetry time.” ;)

Immediate actions must be taken against Mrs. NK under the universal salutation law of Human Rights (adopted without any opposition).

Everyone has the right to be saluted equally (Section 5, Article 9)

NP
General Secretary
SSHRF
NP Posted on 20-Nov-02 11:02 AM

Correction: it was written to M.P. (not MP)
SITARA Posted on 20-Nov-02 02:09 PM

Lau NP ji.....
A BEEEEEEEEEEG FAAAAAAAAAAAT JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for you! with a :)
HahooGuru Posted on 20-Nov-02 06:17 PM

Dear Treasurer Ms. Sitara,

Thank you verymuch for your "innagurating" report on our account, and the points where can minimize the costs "mitabyaita". I recommend all the SAMMAN members to seriously consider her report on "mitbyaita", it is very important for our survival. Please remember that we are not yet affiliated to any international "dollar donor agencies" human right organizations. Till then, don't make any plan to attend any protest campaigns abroad, we don't have fund to support your participation in the campaigns.

Meanwhile, "Ashu" and "Biswo" are stil indulging in violating each others human rights, through "human wrongs". I think the phrase coined by Sitara (I guess so) "HUMAN WRONGS" should be our trademark. "Working towards minimizing HUMAN WRONGS".

Rest Later "Aru Pachhi!?!"
HG
czar Posted on 20-Nov-02 06:19 PM

Gee !
czar Posted on 20-Nov-02 06:19 PM

NP

Gee!
SITARA Posted on 20-Nov-02 08:23 PM

czar

Do I see new retainers on your teeth?

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :]
czar Posted on 20-Nov-02 09:06 PM

I'm using one o em new fangled clear braces, nono o that wire mesh to make me smile look like vision outa dental hell.

Its da future I tell ya ! Whaddya say ? Gee !
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 20-Nov-02 09:39 PM

HAHOO jyu,

Banyo banyo, mero mouse banyo!!

Maile ni mouse lai jarai dekhi ukhalera brand new fit garde!! hehe

kidney le khatra sochcha ni mero kidney le




pheri uhi boke dari, born dummmie!